March 19, 2024 | Trophy's Stupid Sandcastle

 Trophy's ears drooped sadly as he trudged into the room. "Me builded sandcastle from fancy purple sand... But me can't show anyone. Everyone hate it because me STUPID!"

Threnody stared at her brother. "... Yeah, can't argue with that."

Token held out his paw for a fist bump. "Hella legit bro, pound it."

Pall "Where is it so I can trash it?"

Trophy, outraged "WHY NO ONE ASKS TO SEE IT!?"

Trinket "Because you said you can't show anyone. We're respecting that decision. Except Pall."

 

Zhang left the room for a moment and after a few moments he appeared with a fancy cane with gold on the top. Which he used to straight start whapping Trophy over the head.

 

Token "AY, AY! Is you keeping your pimp cane strong? Get away from my stupid idiot brother!"

 

"WHAT!!??? HE WANTS TO ACT LIKE A LITTLE STUPID ASS HOE!!!!!!" Zhang shouted back though he looked like he was going to bust up laughing at this point.

 

Pall licked a forepaw and turned the page of the book he was reading. "You know, the reason nobody builds sandcastles with Trophy anymore is because, the last time someone tried, he used it as a litter box, ran away, and played dead for the rest of the day. None of us want a repeat of that experience."

 

"Eeewwwww what the fuck Trophy!!!???!" Z-Dog immediately making a face.

"I don't even know how to respond to that...." Zhang making a face.

"Damn he's at it again!!??? Yo we were gonna use actual sand but every fucking time I went to add onto it he got mad and did it HIMSELF!!!!" Lyle put in having just shown up.

 

Trophy lying on his back with his paws in the air. "WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS!? NOBODY LOVES ME, EVERYONE HATES ME! ME GO BUILD MY OWN CASTLES BY MYSELF AND YOU NOT INVITED BECAUSE YOU ALL HATE ME ANYWAY!"

Threnody rolling her eyes, putting her ears back, and charging him, butting him against the wall.

Trophy *AKUMA NOISE!!!!*

 

"Ok good chat!!!" Z-Dog mused grinning.

 

Trinket "Wanna see the new guns we just got?" Completely ignoring the drama and skipping around excitedly.

 

"Now THAT actually sounds fun, count me in!" Z-Dog

"Did someone say guns!?" Lyle immediately perking back up.