[Accident? How the fuck is that an accident?]
Accident? Yeah right the only way he could
think the other male had gotten ahold of his number was either one of his own
siblings on purpose OR the guy had actually pulled a fast one. Probably on John
seeing as he'd have been the easiest to do that shit to. Especially if he'd
been drunk arguing with or boning that weird bitch. Eyes slightly rolling Jacob
pocketed the phone and moved to push back beneath the truck he was currently
working in just outside the front of the old hotel and resort he'd most recently
set up as base.
[I wish I could give you an answer to
that], Nathaniel typed back, equally nonplussed. He had woken up to a Post-It
on his phone with a number that said "Text Me!" and, like an idiot,
had followed directions. He sent a picture of the Post-It now to the number.
[Does that answer your question? & No,
that's not my handwriting.]
[Wtaf that's kinda creepy] Jacob sent back
after seeing the sticky note. Who the hell thought they were being funny? Now
back out from under the truck he studied the writing for a moment longer before
deciding he had no idea who's it actually was.
[He's a creepy guy, but he grows on you]
was Nathaniel's response. He knew exactly who had (probably) hacked into
something-or-other to get this number for him.
[Assuming his intention was for me to ask
you out, you'd say...?]
[You say that like I know who your ass is
talking about and out? Like on a date? Or you wanna hold hands at the park?
Gonna buy me flowers N8 the G8?! 🤣]
Jacob hit send and sort of rolled his eyes.
Just when he'd thought he'd heard it all though most of the time people were
more blunt. Either straight up asking to fuck or saying something more along
the lines of wanting to get to know him. MOSTLY he turned them down though he
had on occasion gone for the ones who just wanted sex because well? Who didn't
need to get off once in awhile.
[Yes, on a date. I was thinking more like
the zoo or the aquarium. Maybe dinner & a movie. I don't hold hands on the
first date, but play your cards right & sex isn't necessarily off the
table. What kind of flowers do you like?] Nathaniel sent back, a little
cheekily. He could be a bit of a brat sometimes, but hell with it, this guy was
being sarcastic too.
Another hour or so passed before Jacob
finally remembered to check his phone. Unlocking it while he sat outside on top
of one of the dog cages watching some of his guys work he rolled his eyes at
what he'd gotten back. Was this guy for real? He honestly wasn't sure anymore.
[I literally work with animals on a daily
so how bout no. Movies is the lamest choice out there and fucking please don't
buy me flowers or I'll strangle you with them shithead. Now come up with
something actually entertaining and I might consider it.] He hit send he shook
his head and moved to hop off the cage as he spotted two guys a bit roughly
unloading a Bob cat. "Bitch how about I throw you in there and shake you
the fuck around??!!" He boomed which quickly got them out of the way sense
they certainly didn't put that threat past him.
Nathaniel frowned as he read the text. He
was one for the classics, and was completely stumped by this. He typed out the
first few suggestions that came to mind:
[Faire? Festival? Carnival? Museum?
Planetarium? Shooting range? Look, I'll level with you. I don't know how to
flirt with guys. My first boyfriend and I got together after he put me in the
hospital, and my second was someone I worked with who my first told me had a
crush on me. Before that, in school, I was basically the school bicycle &
didn't form meaningful connections. If my suggestions are too girly for you,
it's because I'm used to dating girls. What would you recommend?]
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