Monday, September 6, 2021

September 6, 2021 | Side chat x RP with Bex

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 BEX, 6:42 a.m.

Good morning hun. Hope you had a good night and sweet dreams. Rhett and I are outside playing. So early though. Lol he’s been up about 2 hours now. Lol❤❤❤❤

(8:06 a.m.) Finally got Rhett down for a nap so imma go sleep for like an hour while he does. Lol be back soon. ❤❤❤

 

SIGYN, 9:11 a.m.

Hey hey hey~ just woke up

 

TRENT

Present for Rebecca

[sends picture]

 

BEX, 10:06 a.m.

Hey hey how you doing? I just woke up…again. hehe

And OMG that is beautiful! ❤❤❤❤

I would actually wear something like that

 

SIGYN

Me too

Elfie is on

 

BEX

Is he? Let me pull my butt out of bed and fix me a sandwich and be right on. Hehehe

 

SIGYN

Ooh I should get some cereal

 

BEX

I'm making pb&j for both me and Rhett. Heheh he loves it

he's so cute! Hehehe

 

SIGYN

SO cute

 

NATE stretches and walks out of the bedroom

 

REBECCA smirking as she walks out behind him. a look of pure contentment on her face

 Hey all!

 

XAN looks up from his book and nods

Hello, you two look…satisfied.

 

NATE

Oh, we are. Hmm, looks like Trent set out brunch for everyone before he left. He's out shopping for calligraphy pens or something with Bash

*grabs some bacon and hash browns*

 

REBECCA

 Ohh yum! 

*grabs some biscuits and adds jelly to hers and noms*

 

FREYA

Afternoon all! 

*comes walking in*

 Ohh food!

 *grabs some bacon*

 

GEORGE walks in, looking tired but happy

Hey!

 

NATE nuzzles George

hey sweetie

 

GEORGE purrs and kisses Nate's cheek

 I am great, Love. How are you

 

NATE

Pretty good, yeah, just waiting for the others

 

LUCI strides in

 GEORGE goes to fix himself a plate and settles back beside Nate

 

REBECCA & CAT

Hey Luci!

 

BEX, about Elfie’s stream

He'll ask about turtlenecks! EEEEEE! fingers crossed

 

SIGYN

Aww they don't have em

 

BEX

we could totally make something that he might sell. 😁

 

NATE wraps his arm around George affectionately

 GEORGE leans against Nate as he eats

 

FREYA

Hey Luci. How are you? 

*finishes her small plate*

 

CAT lazes about, in a bit of a fit since she just got back from the docs

 

BEX

let me get Rhett up, he's talking to himself. lol gonna put him in his chair and feed the beast. 😛

 

SIGYN

my teespring shop doesn't have turtlenecks either

https://my-store-11024175.creator-spring.com/

 

LUCI

 I'm a bit concerned about Catherine.

 

FAUSTUS quietly drinking tea

 MAZE stuffing her face with various meats

 

BEX

 stuffing his face with his sandwich. Lol

 

CAT looks up

why?

 

LUCI

You don't seem altogether pleased

 

FREYA

Good morning love. 

*smiles* 

Did you eat?

 *chuckles, teasing as he ALWAYS gets on her about not eating*

 

FAUSTUS holds up a crumpet

 

XAN goes over by Maze and kisses her cheek 

Hello my sweet

 

CAT

You wouldn't be happy either if you got stuck like a pincushion

 

LUCI

Fair enough

 

CAT

They said I should hear something back later. So….I am fine.

 

MAZE spears a blood sausage and holds it up for him

 

Xan

Thank you. 

He takes the blood sausage and eats it.

Gosh, this is good

 

SIGYN, about Elfie’s stream

I have 4,000 rings

 

BEX

NICE! what will you do with them?

 

SIGYN

Do you want a random Norwegian swear or save up for naughty elvish?

 

BEX

ohhhh tough choice. Lol

Flip a coin. I don't know. Hehehehe

 

SIGYN

HE DANCING

 

BEX

HE IS! OMG

♥ ♥ ♥

 

SIGYN

hahaha he's good in bed

 

BEX

I was like…WHAT DID HE JUST SAY

 

SIGYN

Hehehehhe

 

BEX

I made him blush. Heheheh

this is so fun

NOTICE ME!!! *flails at his screen* 😛

 

SIGYN

Hahahaha

He’s so adorable

 

BEX

isn't he just?

OMG!

I'd eat his cake any day

 

NATE

MEEEE toooooo

 

SIGYN

You're a slut, Nate, doesn't count

 

NATE

 I'd have a threesome with him and Jensen Ackles

 

BEX

Yea, Nate. Doesn't count Natey boy!

 

NATE

 Mean

 

LUCI

 I'm more of a Cas boy, myself.

 

MAZE

Ew

 

REBECCA

Cas? As in Castiel? Ohhh I am there with you!

 

MAZE

 No dude, Crowley all the way

 

FREYA

 Is he another angel?

 

CAT

Yep, on the show Supernatural! He is soooo HOT

 

FAUSTUS

 Castiel is…endearing.

 

FREYA

Oh, I know that one. Lucifer! From that show…yes!

 

CAT laughs

figures you'd like the Devil. (teases)

 

LUCI

 He's ok.

 

REBECCA

 I agree! He is so…what's the word…lost at first?

 

NATE

I like Castiel too!

 

GEORGE

Of course you do, Love.

 *laughs*

 

NATE

 "If that pizza delivery man truly loves her, why is he spanking her? Perhaps she has misbehaved"

 

LUCI

Oh, that sounds familiar

 

CAT snorts

 

LUCI

Not just because I've seen that show a few times

 

REBECCA

 It's really a great show

 

FAUSTUS

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from those two idiots who are usually with us?

 

GEORGE

 I liked Sam. He was smart and cute!

 

FAUSTUS

It doesn't take that long to buy calligraphy pens

 

CAT

 Trent and Bash aren't idiots, Priest.

 

NATE

Sam is cute in the face but too…I don't know…

 

REBECCA blinks and has to admit, Faustus makes a point

No, haven't seen em…

 

NATE

 Let me just…

*Goes to Trent's laptop and activates Find My Phone*

Oh, they're at a burger joint

 

REBECCA peeks over Nates shoulder, giggles 

Getting food, ok. not a big deal.

 

CAT

They could be hungry

 

NATE

 Oh, here. Sebastian just posted on Instagram, they got milkshakes and fries

 

FREYA

 Do you have that app for everyone? Or is Trent just lucky? 

*chuckles*

 

CAT goes still and her eyes flit to Rebecca's

They got what?

 

NATE

Milkshakes and fries, why?

Trent has Find My Phone on his laptop for himself. I just happen to know his passcode

 

GEORGE

Does no one remember last night? The convo? They fed each other….

 

REBECCA

I am sure, it's not like that

 

NATE

They're clearly using straws

Their straws are in their mouths

 

REBECCA

 see! Stop worrying. 

*chuckles* 

If they want to go out and grab food as friends, they are more than welcome to…as is any one of you.

 

CAT

Okkkkkkkkkk

 

NATE

 I'm gonna just Like this post

 

GEORGE

 I think it's nice, if they are able to go out as friends and such…after all that…

 

FAUSTUS

Do you know what I just discovered is delicious the other day?

When you dip the fries in the milkshake

 

REBECCA

Oh that's so good!

 

FAUSTUS

The sweet and salty flavor signatures… Almost magical

 

FREYA

 Salty of the fries, with the sweetness of the shake…yes!

 

LUCI

As long as they're not Lady and the Tramping with the fries, it should be fine

 

CAT giggle snorts 

Yea, that would cause for some interesting times when they get back

 

MAZE

 How so?

 

CAT

You really think Rebecca would… "allow" Trent to take another lover? 

*smirks* 

Even more so one that has made it clear that he wants Trent all to himself?

 

MAZE

Trent made it pretty clear he can't "do" that

 

CAT

He might have…but still doesn't change the fact that Bash wants it. 

*shrugs*

 

MAZE

 If they weren't fucking before, they're not gonna be fucking now

 

CAT

 I didn't say they were.

 

REBECCA

 you are always so suspicious lately. 

*frowns*

 

MAZE

My point being, Trent literally, physically can't take another lover, so there's nothing to worry about

 

FAUSTUS

Um.

 

MAZE

What?

 

FAUSTUS

Sebastian is also a man, is he not?

 

MAZE

… Oh.

 

REBECCA, looking back and forth between the two

What?

 

MAZE

Leave it to Faustus to poke a hole in my reassurance.

 

REBECCA

Explain please!

 

CAT smirks

 

MAZE

I was saying, Trent has shown absolutely zero interest in Bash and would be incapable of "taking" him.

 

FAUSTUS

But, Sebastian is also a man, and would be perfectly capable of, er, taking Trent, if he so wished.

 

MAZE

 And they're going to do this at a burger joint? Uh-uh, no

 

REBECCA grits her teeth and sits back in her seat to clear her head of such thoughts 

Nothing is happening. They are just out eating together. Sheesh

 

GEORGE looks at Nate

Why is everyone seeking to put ideas into each other’s heads?

 

MAZE

 Like I said. Thank you, Rebecca.

 

XAN chuckles

 It is entertaining though

 

MAZE

Hey, I'm doing the opposite of that!

 

REBECCA

 No it isn't.

 

MAZE

 I'm actually trying to help!

 

GEORGE

Not you Maze! 

*smirks*

 

NATE checks the app again

 Looks like they left the burger joint and are on their way here

 

MAZE

Yeah. See? They'll be here any minute and you'll all see everything is fine

 

FREYA sits back in her seat, watching the group discuss yet again, another possibility of a sexual escapade, true or not

 

CAT goes and gets some more honey mead for everyone

Want some?

 

REBECCA

yes please.

 *chuckles and takes a glass*

 

NATE

Sure

 

FAUSTUS

I won't say no to that

 

LUCI smirks devilishly

 

MAZE

Yeah, I could go for a drink

 

CAT pours out drinks for Nate, Faustus, Maze and Lucifer and hands the out

 NATE 🥂

FAUSTUS 🥂

LUCI 🥂

MAZE 🥂

 FREYA takes a glass and chuckles

 

GEORGE

Sure…

 *takes a glass too*

 

BEX, re: Elfie’s stream

yesss! See, if not for you, I'd be totally lost! ♥ ♥

 

SIGYN

Awwww

 

BEX

well, I mean it

 

SIGYN

The voice he does

so hot

 

BEX

yes it is!

he is so funny

 

SIGYN

THE WARM FUZZY INSIDES OF A TIRED RECTUM

Why do we love such pure men in such an impure world?

 

TRENT 

Who in their right mind would make love on the BEACH?!

 

BEX

I think that's why. Pure men, in an unpure world.

 

SIGYN

Haha me

 

TRENT

Why!?

 

SIGYN

 no fireworks, had to make our own.

South Texas banned em

 

TRENT

but public fornication was okay?

 

SIGYN

 yeah no one cares if it's two girls

 

TRENT

 how did you not get sand everywhere?!

 

SIGYN

I…. Honestly don't remember

 

REBECCA

it could be kind of romantic…to the right people that is

 

GEORGE

oh yeah…I've done that before. Sunset, wine, it's so romantic

 

TRENT

No way. The sand carries bacteria and unless you're on the pier, you're setting yourself up for a horrible infection.

 

SIGYN

AH THAT WAS IT

We were on the pier

 

NATE blushes

 GEORGE chuckles and kisses Nate's cheek

 

CAT

Here we go! Most weirdest or oddest place you have ever done it before…and…GO!

 

TRENT

 why does everybody think the beach is romantic? The beach is not romantic! The beach is a fucking nightmare

 

REBECCA

It's ok, Babe…we will never make love there. 

*giggles*

 

SEBASTIAN

The boardwalk amusement park in Santa Cruz isn't bad.

 

TRENT

You took me on the Logger's Revenge! I got soaked!

 

SEBASTIAN

I forgot that was a water ride, sorryyyyy

 

XAN

Weirdest spot…? 

*thinks a moment* 

behind a church, just a bit before midnight…Picture it, Sicily, 1768. Puritans on the war path. I captured one and had him pinned just in the doorway of his church. 

*growls* 

Getting ready to sod

 

CAT

OK! Thanks for that Xander. 

*laughs*


PENRYN

But he's straight. ok.

 

MAZE

No, no, let him finish

 

REBECCA

 I don't really remember as most of my experiences were odd.

 *smirks*

 

CAT

On a horse…

 

XAN calms some

Thanks Maze, but I will tell you in private. I just got carried away.


POST-EDIT RENA

(through tears) He'd do some dumb old priest guy, but not... I mean... I bet it was a stupid tale anyway.

 

NATE 

Nice

 

CAT winks at Nate

did I mention the horse was galloping?

 

FREYA

How on earth did you NOT fall off!

 

NATE

Mine was in a cemetery on her father's grave

That was an interesting relationship all around

 

TRENT

 . . . in a hospital.

 

REBECCA

 wow! I bet!

 *chuckles*

 

CAT & REBECCA smirk

 REBECCA blushes at Trent's

 

TRENT

 Wait, we are counting oral, right?

 

SEBASTIAN

Oh, wait, giving blowjobs counts?

 

GEORGE

yes we are

 

SEBASTIAN

Okay, cool. Boardwalk. Not Trent, in case that was your next question

 

TRENT

Of course not 

*makes face*

 

MAZE

see? Told you so

 

TRENT

Mm, yes, hospital, Nate.

 

CAT

 Ok, you were right… 

*chuckles* 

Mine would have to be, if we are counting oral, behind the Dairy Queen, with a boy from High School 

*blushes, smirks*

 

FREYA is listening and wondering how they all did not get in trouble growing up!

 

CAT

and before you ask…I was giving.

 

TRENT

Actually, I still think on top of a galloping horse is more extreme than that

 

CAT

Oh well, yea, that was a fun time though. Lol

 

GEORGE

IN a department store…

 

LUCI

My weirdest time was probably at Lux, when my mum walked in and politely introduced herself to the girl I was with

 

TRENT

 oof…

 

CAT

 Dammmmn! That's tough Luci!

 

NATE 😮

 

SIGYN

Luci's happened in canon

 

MAZE

Not the time itself, but the aftermath when Lucifer found out I was doing his brother.

 

GEORGE blushes

 I was 15 at the time. Guy I was 'seeing' wanted a little fun.

 

LUCI

 It was just the one brother, right? Just Amenadiel?

 

MAZE scoffs 

Like I'd tell you

 

FREYA

 oh that must have been interesting Maze 

*chuckles a bit*

 

CAT turns to Faustus and smirks

Should I even bother asking you? (teases)

 

FAUSTUS

 In the alleyway, behind the church of the False God

 

MAZE chokes on a churro

 LUCI raises eyebrow

 all (Bex-side) drop their jaws

 

CAT

well well! Faustus coming out of the privacy closet. 

*laughs*

 

FREYA

Ohhh…wow. 

*snorts a laugh*

 

FAUSTUS

I was much younger at the time.

 

XAN pats Maze's back 

You ok?

 

FAUSTUS

Almost arrested for public fornication but managed to get us out before I was seen

 

MAZE nods 

Just surprised

 

CAT

Now we getting somewhere…do tell…what else have you done…when you were…younger? (asks cause she wants to know and asks for Freya as well)

 

PENRYN

Why don't you mind your own business? Freya's a grown woman. She can ask questions if she needs to.


REBECCA

 Oh here we go…again. 

*snickers*

 

FREYA looks at Faustus with a raised eyebrow and a soft smirk

 

FAUSTUS

 Lots. (answers flatly with no intention of clarifying)

 

REBECCA

 awww…no fun. 

*giggles*

 

CAT

hey, least he shared.

 *smirks*


PENRYN

He's under no obligation to, and if you don't wipe that shit-eating smirks off your stupid faces, I will punch them off.

 

JOSH

 I can top that

 

TRENT

Josh? Where the fuck did YOU come from?

 

CAT

JOSH! What…No!

 

JOSH

 in a pew.

 

REBECCA

 Oh gods help!

 

JOSH

Oh, hey Rebecca

 

TRENT

Get out.

 

XAN nods to Josh 

As I am not permitted inside your church…good one

 

JOSH

Uh… Okay 

*vanishes*

 

REBECCA

Where did he come from!

 

SEBASTIAN

Hmm, someone's testy

 

REBECCA

Yea! It's JOSH!

 

TRENT

 I dislike him with great intensity

 

CAT

 they have an interesting backstory

 

SEBASTIAN

 I'm fully aware, thank you

Fully aware.

 

CAT

 I was explaining to everyone else, sweetcheeks

 

TRENT wraps his arms around Rebecca

 

SEBASTIAN

 tsk

 

REBECCA cuddles into Trent's arms

 

FAUSTUS

 I've seen bits and pieces from the admins' commentary

 

BEX

ohhh hold on, gonna combine main and here a sec and see what happens. Hehehehe

 

FREYA

Well…if we are talking about weird first places still…does an abandoned mall just a mile outside the Academy count?

 

FAUSTUS, light blush

 

NATE

Abandoned mall? Pfft. Amateurr

 

REBECCA chokes on her drink

 GEORGE's eyes go wide and snorts

 CAT catches Faustus blush and dies laughing

 

TRENT

 She did say it was her first place

 

FREYA

Only place…thus far, but yes. Best. Night. Ever!

 

SIGYN

My first time was in a movie theater two rows up from his mom lol

 

FREYA

 and every other night that followed

 

BEX

mine was on a hill when I was in Japan, right under one of those HUGE crosses they erect XD

 

TRENT

 My first place was in her bed after getting her friend out from some half-assed construction.

 

NATE

At Hot Topic, in the clearance rack.

 

REBECCA blushes and smirks

Best time ever too! So patient and kind. Was amazing, babe. and every time since…

 

GEORGE

 REALLY! NATE! 

*laughs*

 

NATE

What, you didn't think I was a prep all my life, did you?

 

CAT

 IN the clearance rack? However did you not get caught?

 

LUCI

Yes, Nathaniel, were you a two-pump chump?

 

NATE

Hardly! We were…discreet.

 

REBECCA

 Oh he is deff not that!

 

SIGYN

Rebecca's first time was canonically summer camp with Josh lol

 

BEX

yeaaa not the best thing to mention. 😆

 

LUCI

 I've had too many to remember my first.

 

MAZE

 My first was Lucifer

but I don't remember where

 

XAN

 really? oh that's interesting

 

GEORGE chuckles and sips his drink 

We have a lot of great stories it seems. I am learning SO much

 

MAZE

 So, you two— 

*looking at Trent and Bash*

— can I see the calligraphy pens you bought?

 

TRENT

Oh, sure! We went to like three different Michaels to find the ones he wanted. We also got an acrylic paint kit, some latch hook canvases, and— anyway, we got a lot

 

REBECCA nods and casts a look at Cat and George as if to say "See!" 

sounds like you two had fun, Babe

 

CAT

 fun…long day of fun. 

*chuckles*

 

SEBASTIAN

Well, haven't you ever gone craft shopping for hours?

 

CAT & GEORGE

no… (simultaneously)

 

PENRYN

Sounds like a pretty boring existence. Yawn, no fun. But at least they shared. TEE-HEE!


TRENT

 Oh yes, I saw some GREAT stuff in the wedding planning aisle, for us, Rebecca! That was practically the first spot we visited. We may have gone on a couple detours and just gotten lost in the aisles looking at all the neat stuff

 

FREYA

 can we see the sets? I love calligraphy. I have a set that used to belong to Merlin…if the stories are true

 

CAT shoots her eyes to Rebecca who is pretending to ignore her

 

REBECCA

oh? That's cool hun. What you find?

 *smiles*

 

TRENT

Oh sure!

[sends picture]

 

SIGYN

I'd show you my own calligraphy set but it's at my dad's lmao

 

PENRYN

Actually, we no longer have it.


FREYA, eyes wide

 ohhhh! That is nice! Very good taste in such things.

 

FAUSTUS and LUCIFER look uneasily at each other

 REBECCA notices but trying so hard not to start something that shouldn't happen in the first place

 

GEORGE

 so…wedding was your first stop? (asks nonchalantly)

 

FREYA cuts her eyes at George. There is no proof that anything happened other then they just went shopping and got food.


PENRYN

Either way, how is it George's business? Why would he or Freya care?

 

TRENT

Yes— actually, no, seasonal stuff caught my eye first, but then he pointed out wedding stuff while I was looking to see if maybe there were some bat-themed calligraphy kits

 

SIGYN

awww adorable, oblivious trenty

 

BEX

how is he missing this? Hehehe so cute though

 

CAT

uh huh. 

*sits up a bit straighter* 

so he pointed it out?

 

SEBASTIAN

There was a pumpkin shaped ink well

 

TRENT

Oh, right, we bought that

Yes, he knows I'm getting married soon, so obviously I'm looking for more cute things to decorate the venue with

 

XAN

what was said… 

His voice had that deep bass in it now. Attention catching. If they were gonna dance about it, fine but he wouldn't.

 

SEBASTIAN

 uhhh "Hey Trent, check out all this neat wedding stuff"

 

XAN looks to Bash, raises an eyebrow and then back at Trent 

Indeed?

 

TRENT

Yes— oh, we got cake toppers! There was one that looks uncannily like Rebecca, check it out. 

*Shows them*

 

REBECCA

ok, that's neat. 

*giggles*

 

CAT

 yep! Neat. 

*looks at Trent* 

who found that one? 

*manages a smile*

 

GEORGE cuddles closer to Nate and whispers 

is it just me or is there tension suddenly?


PENRYN

Tension that your side is manufacturing.

 

TRENT

Oh, I did!

As you know, I collect things that resemble my dearest

 

SEBASTIAN

 Oh, and I got you guys a ring bearer pillow for Tucker to carry.

 

TRENT

He's the only member of your family who's invited, no offense, babygirl

 

XAN makes a noise deep in his chest like an affirmative sound

 

CAT

then what? 

*smirks, wanting to hear EVERY last detail*

 

REBECCA

 none taken, Love.

 *smiles*

that is gorgeous! Wow!

 

SEBASTIAN

Oh, oh, we found a unity sand vase and then after we left the last craft store we went to the beach to fill it with California sand to symbolize your new start

 

TRENT

 I was going to wait in the car, but I really wanted a caramel apple.

 

CAT

wait… YOU went to the BEACH?!

 

GEORGE

oh no… (says softly)

 

TRENT

No, I went to the area where they sell the concessions

 

XAN

that's still very close to the beach though…everyone knows that.

 

TRENT

 It is, but I triple checked whether there was a high tide predicted—

 

SEBASTIAN

Not that the tide can touch that area in the first place, I mean, that is why they built it there

 

TRENT

and I stayed on the pavement

 

CAT

you can literally hear and smell the water! You get frozen when someone tosses a water bottle at you! How did you manage to get a candy apple when your senses were all overwhelmed with…that!

 

REBECCA

Cat… (says through clenched teeth)

 

SEBASTIAN

We also got some monogrammed towels—

 

TRENT

No, you had to take those back because you accidentally picked out the wrong ones, silly. We needed Mr. and Mrs.

 

all (Bex-side) freeze and it's like time….stopped

 

REBECCA

excuse me…what? (asks softly)

 

SEBASTIAN

 Yeah, I got Dr. and Mrs

A dumb mistake

 

TRENT

Yeah, I'll say!

 

BEX

wait…is Bash a doctor?

 

SIGYN

no

he's a lawyer

Mr. and Mr. would be too on the nose

 

TRENT

I have been thinking about getting a doctorate in computer programming, but ehh, how much free time do I really have?

 

SEBASTIAN

Well anyway, I took the Dr. one back

 

TRENT

No, actually, you took both of them back, and you came back with two other wrong ones

 

all (Bex-side) eyes shifted to Rebecca who seemed the epitome of calm…but time was still frozen

 

SEBASTIAN grimaces

 Yeah…

 

GEORGE

what did those say?

 

SEBASTIAN clears throat

So anyway, then we went to the yarn craft section because I've been thinking of taking up embroidery—

 

TRENT

That's where we got the latch hook kits

 

SEBASTIAN

 I was looking for one of those punch-pens, but I didn't see one, so I just got a hoop and some regular needles.

 

TRENT

And some templates.

 

SIGYN

haha he just blew right off George's question

 

CAT

no no no…you forgot to answer George's question.

 

XAN

what did the others say?

 

SEBASTIAN

 Who?

 

TRENT

Oh, the towels

 

SEBASTIAN

I mean, it was an easy mistake

 

XAN

and yet you are stalling…

 

SEBASTIAN

 whoever arranges the store puts them so confusingly

 

TRENT

Well, she's not marrying Heather, you silly thing!

 

XAN gives the human a LOOK

 

SEBASTIAN -///- 

I got two "Mrs" …es

 

TRENT

So this time I kept one of the Mrs towels while he went back and got a Mr. towel

 

SEBASTIAN

 It was not my finest moment

 

REBECCA pauses as she thinks over the scenario and sighs

excuse me… (says softly)

 She rises ever so gracefully and walks out of the room slowly, but at the end, damn near runs and slams the door…HARD!

 

TRENT

And then he got an extra Mr. towel, so then we had to go back and get a second Mrs. towel again

 

CAT

yea…you think!

 

TRENT

 Rebecca?

 

NATE knocks on her door 

Hey, Rebecca, are you okay?

 

SIGYN

wait why is she mad? He got two girl towels

and then two boy towels later

 

BEX

 the doc…doctorate that Trent wants to get…and I guess I saw Bash as the Mrs. I don’t know. Lol

 

SIGYN

no no no

so Bash didn’t know about Trent wanting to go back to school

 

BEX

and then the second Mr. Towel. She’s a bit trying to figure things out. Heheh

no but he just said so. Hehe and that's where her mind went. 😆

 

TRENT

Anyway, we have two sets of Mr. and Mrs. towels now, two for me and two for Rebecca 😁

 

REBECCA comes back out and settles down, smirking 

sorry…bathroom. continue. 

*lies lies lies*

 

PENRYN

What a surprise, surprise, surprise. (Not necessarily a complaint since it is fairly IC)

 

XAN lifted his eyebrow at Rebecca but said nothing.

 

SEBASTIAN

So after that we browsed for a little while, then went to a couple different stores before finally settling on a nice set of calligraphy pens, which you saw, and then the beach to get the unity sand—

 

TRENT

Yeah, why did we go to Santa Cruz, though? There's a beach only a couple hours from us.

 

SEBASTIAN

 Well, because it's closer to the place where you're actually getting married. Oh, so then I talked this one into going on a couple rides.

 

TRENT

The haunted house was fine, the Giant Dipper was fine, but I was not happy about the Logger's Revenge—

 

SEBASTIAN

Yeah, didn't realize it was a water ride until we were in the logs

Poor thing was shaking afterwards.

 

all (Bex-side) eyes turn as one to Rebecca who is trying SO hard to stay composed but is visibly shaking as one of her hands balls into a fist

 

REBECCA 

What?

 

BEX

ohhh dear gods Nooooooo!

 

SEBASTIAN

So we went to the nearest outlet and got him some new clothes—

 

TRENT

 cause I'm an outlet guy

 

SEBASTIAN

 then I took him for burgers and shakes

 

TRENT

And then we came back here!

 

NATE

 S-so okay

Let me just see if I've got this straight

 

REBECCA

I'm sorry, am I high or did you just say you took Trent on a water ride and then went clothes shopping afterwards?!

 

NATE points to Rebecca and nods

AND

 

REBECCA

 have you LOST your mind? (says in a very calm, but the tone delivery makes it seem like she’s holding on to barely contained anger)

 

PENRYN

Gee, maybe she needs to schedule another session with Dr. Akopian.


NATE

 So you took him shopping for wedding crap, "accidentally" got the wrong towels a few times, then took him to the beach, got him wet which you KNOW he hates, got him new clothes, and then dressed him in those clothes, and went out for food together?

 

SEBASTIAN

No, don't be ridiculous. He dressed himself. I just got him out of his wet things and—

 

NATE PUNCHES BASH AS HARD AS HE CAN!

 

REBECCA shakes head as she looks down. 

Even Xander moves subtly away as he can sense her tension


REBECCA

YOU ARE SO LUCKY HE BEAT ME TO IT, YOU PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!

 

TRENT immediately embraces Rebecca

I'm so sorry, babygirl, I— are you upset with me?

 

REBECCA moves away and shakes her head

NO…NO…NO! 

*glares at Bash*

 I can take a LOT of things…but this! You did it on purpose! I know what you want… 

She goes up and shoves Nate away and grabs Bash up by the collar and punches him again. 

but you aren't EVER going to get it! 

*looks around at everyone and goes back to embrace Trent* 

not your fault love…come with me. The air has gotten so think with stupidity that I can't breathe properly and if I have to look at HIM another moment more, I might kill him myself and rid us all of a problem.

 

XAN

 I could eat him for you.

 

REBECCA

don’t tempt me!

 

FREYA

 wow… (says softly)

 

TRENT

 Sebastian? Did you really do all that on purpose?

 

REBECCA

 doesn’t matter… (says softly, trying to divert Trent.)

So does not need another incident right now

 he tries anything like that again…and I won't need Xander nor Freya’s magic to end him.


PENRYN

If she doesn't need another incident, maybe she should stop making a big deal out of every little thing. 

 

SEBASTIAN

 Oh come on! You people make mistakes all the time, and you don't expect to be accused of malice for it

 

TRENT

 I…

 

CAT

No! Hard stop-it, right there. WE don’t make passes at each other’s mates! Subtly or otherwise

 

GEORGE

unless it’s agreed upon and talked about first.

 

FREYA

 yea…or EVER!

 

SEBASTIAN

I wasn't!

wow ok so I made a couple mistakes and you're all ready to jump up my ass?

 

LUCI

 Sebastian. I want to talk to you. Alone.

 

REBECCA

 Nate…remind him what he did again please? (says softly)

 see if you can spell it out for him since he wants to play oblivious.

 

CAT

yes or Luci got this

 

SEBASTIAN

Fine. I don't need this

 

BEX

dinner…be back asap. Steve made Dorito nachos

 

SIGYN

baby took his baby nap

 

BEX

Lucius is such a good baby. Taking his nappy nap. Lol

 

TRENT

 Bash, hey—

 

SEBASTIAN snaps

I'll talk to you later

 

BEX

and Freya is just like…yea…NOPE. touch my man and I'll end you vibe. Heheh

 

REBECCA settles back beside Trent and kisses his cheek, calming some

 

TRENT pulls her closer and sighs 

I don't know what just happened, but I don't like it.

 

CAT

 he hit on you, several times…again.

 

GEORGE

and then undressed you.

 

REBECCA

which is why Nate hit him. Frankly he's lucky Nate only hit him once…

 

TRENT

 I don't understand why everyone thinks he's hitting on me. I told him he and I can't be together.

 

CAT

 doesn’t mean he won't stop trying, Trent

 

[SNIP pic/video exchange]

 

BEX

such a cutie baby boy! So cuddly! ❤❤❤

 

SIGYN

oh yes I am soaking up all the baby love I can get

 

TRENT

 But he didn't do anything different than usual. And I mean, even Nate and I have gone shopping together!

 

NATE

 Yeah, after we saw that horror film when Re…ohhhh

 

GEORGE

 think it over, really closely. He went back how many times for towels? He took you to the beach AND a water ride, and then undressed you! (says slowly)

 

NATE

yeah I'm not sure I would tell them about that, actually

 

TRENT

 Why, it's not a big deal

 

CAT

 already said it…

 

TRENT

We went to the movies while Rebecca was at the spa

 

REBECCA

wait…so that happened while I was away?

 

TRENT

 And then his clothes got messed up, so we went to Brooks Brothers and got him new ones

And then we went to the laundromat

 

REBECCA looks at both Trent and Nate like she didn't know them

 

NATE looks nervously at her

uhhhh

 

XAN

so before you and Nate were officially a thing with Rebecca like you are now…you…did the exact same thing?

 

TRENT

What? It's not a big deal. We just ran into each other after I dropped your robe off with George.

Yes! There's nothing romantic about it

 

REBECCA shakes head, stands and storms off

 

GEORGE

ohhhhhhh my…

 

TRENT

What— Rebecca?

 

GEORGE

you did almost the exact same thing…and didn’t think to tell her about it?

 

TRENT

 It never came up! What is the big deal?

And George, that's the opposite of hitting on me! He knows I hate the ocean

 

CAT

ummm…it's Cheating bro. 

*looks at Nate*

I get it that he doesn’t get it but YOU…you know better

 

PENRYN

Sorry, point to me the part where their dicks were up each other’s arses. Must’ve missed that.

 

TRENT

 What? No! I would never cheat on Rebecca!

 

GEORGE

 he did so to get you out of your clothes…which apparently worked

 

XAN

 you just said you watched a movie which you know Nate came too, went to get him new clothes and changed and dressed him, and then returned with his robe at George's…which means Nate must have slept at your place…

 

BEX

ok brb for real heheh dinner. Will pick it up here. Omg…poor Trent. ❤❤❤

 

[Admins break for dinner]

 

TRENT

No, I said we ran into each other at the movies. I didn't know he would be there. And I didn't change nor dress him, he did that himself after he got himself all messy.

And that was after I returned his robe. The night before, he helped me out with something, ended up crashing— which Rebecca DOES know about— and I set him out some clothes to borrow. Those were the ones he ended up changing out of later.

 

XAN

Met at the movies, but you knew he…did that…and got him new clothes? Rebecca didn't know the whole story and that's the point, my friend…

 

BEX

 where is Nate in all this? Lol

 

SIGYN

wait, why does Xander know how Nate got his clothes messed up?

Neither one of them shared that information

 

BEX

he is putting two and two together from the previous bubbles. lol they said messy, and Xan noticed Nates discomfort…I guess. Lol

 

PENRYN

PARTY FOUL! METAGAMING!

 

TRENT

You people just like to gang up on and corner others and make them feel bad about things that aren't nearly as bad as you're trying to make them seem!

You know what I don't need this either. Trenty Bear out.

 

NATE

 Trent—

Great. Thanks a lot, Xander.

 

CAT

Not what we are doing at all, Bro. (says softly)

Not your fault you weren't taught what is ok and not. No one is Blaming you…

 

XAN

I wasn't blaming either, but there is a resemblance in what Bash did and what you two did…while Rebecca was out of town, and no one told her everything


PENRYN

Why do you care? Are you dating anyone involved?

 

NATE

Don't bother, he's gone.

Probably gone off to comfort Bash and commiserate with him about how mean you guys are, or whatever, so thanks for that.

 

GEORGE

and you just punched the shit out of Bash for it.

 

CAT

 I thought Bash was with Luci?

 

NATE

 So? Trent knows where Lux is

Anyway, you guys go ahead and gang up on them behind their backs. Because that's real helpful

 

CAT

 I really don't get why no one gets this. Honestly, I don't blame Rebecca for being mad. Not at Trent really…or even you Nate. She's just been asked to do so much, and I would be losing my mind if I found out about today to be honest.

 

NATE

 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all live in the same headspace and stick up for each other, and I'm going to do exactly the same thing.

Soooo bye. I'm going to try to stop one of the men I love from going overboard "comforting" another man who loves him.

 

CAT

You just punched BASH!! I am not saying she should be mad at you or Trent for past things.

You are such men…and you call Rebecca selfish

 

MAZE

Great, now I'm stuck here with the giiiirrrrls

 

FREYA

CAT!

 

XAN clears throat

and what am I? (teases)

 

MAZE

Here's a hot take

We're all selfish and arguing over who's the worst is a waste of time.

Gene, you okay? Your guy just kinda ran out

 

FREYA 

I'm keeping out of this. 

*shakes head*

 But we are. In our own little way. 

*agreeing with maze*

 

GEORGE

 I am just so upset about all of this actually. Mad that Trent doesn't or won't see what is happening, upset that both Nate and Rebecca are upset…again. 

*sighs and stand* 

Imma go find them both. This mess has to stop…you all need to stop being so paranoid. 

*stands and goes to find Nate first*

 

LUCI returns, alone

Hello

 

CAT

Oh good…the Angel is back…without the boys. Joy!

 

FAUSTUS

Where's the scrawny man?

 

LUCI

er, one of you lot showed up and started soothing him. Good thing, too, I was getting nowhere

 

XAN sighs and settles in his chair 

We all know I am ass…so I call it as I see it. (says randomly)

Is he sulking?

 

NATE marches right back in

I just saw— Lucifer.

 

FREYA

You don't have to be so passive aggressive.

 

XAN

Would you rather I be aggressive, Little Witch?

 

GEORGE

There you are, Nate! Wait…why is Lucifer here? Where's Rebecca?

 

NATE

They're not back? And Lucifer is.

Lucifer?

 

LUCI

Yes, Nathaniel.

 

NATE

You left Bash alone?

 

MAZE

 Not alone. Apparently one of "we lot" is with him.

 

NATE does a quick head count

 

MAZE

Soothing him.

 

GEORGE counts 

Trent is alone? With Bash?

 

NATE

Oh— okay, that's the opposite of what we wanted to happen.

 

GEORGE

Shit! Does anyone know where Rebecca is too though? This can't be good….

 

FREYA

I think she just went for a walk…

 

NATE

Bye.

 

MAZE

 I'll look for Rebetzels

 

GEORGE sighs and follows after Nate 

Nate…wait up!

 

LUCI

My, everyone's in a hurry to leave tonight

 

CAT 

You don't know the half of it, Luci. 

*sips her drink*

 

XAN

 I will come with you, Maze.

 

CAT sighs and rolls her eyes

Fine……I will help find and fix all this too. Luci? Can you fly me to Lux?

 

LUCI

Sure

 

FAUSTUS examining the calligraphy kit and wedding paraphernalia the boys got 

This isn't half bad, you know.

 

FREYA watches Faustus and smirks lightly

 Is it? Have you ever given any thoughts to…our Wedding? (asks softly)

 

CIN

Take her to the county clerk's office.


BEX

alone at last! hahahahaha!

 

AKUMA

 Harry Potter and the Sheer Fucking Audacity

 

PENRYN

Are you just deflecting from everyone pulling a Corri-Akuma-pity-me-tag-team regarding Rebecca?

 

AKUMA

. . . Maybe.

 

FAUSTUS

 I was going to say yes, but I look at all this and…clearly not.

 

FREYA tilts her head

What did you have in mind, Love?

I have… 

*chuckles softly*

 

FAUSTUS

 Forgive me, I'm such a cliché, but… George is right, the seaside is quite romantic. Soft music, and we could dress for comfort, take a walk along the sand… you could release fire doves…

Handwritten invitations, which I assume is what the calligraphy was for

 

FREYA listened intently and seemed to hang onto his every word

That's….beautiful, actually, Faustus. 

She smiled faintly.

So much better than mine.

 *giggles* 

More vibrant than doing so in the Desecrated Church in front of the Council. 

She blushed faintly.

 

FAUSTUS

Dear me, I had wanted to invite our friends and make it romantic… Certainly the Council may attend, but our wedding should be less a formality and more the fulfilment of our heart's desire.

He takes her hand and places it over his heart.

Er, let's not invite Xander, though.

 

FREYA  actually shivers at his gentle touch

You are a true romantic at heart, Faustus Blackwood. you know that, right? 

She chuckled softly as she gazed up at him in adoration.

And I love that about you and completely agree. It should be a celebration of our affection and love for each other, instead of something we just went ahead and did.

She shook her head and laughed.

No, Xander would turn a few heads, that's for sure. The Council, if they came, may try to smite him.

 

FAUSTUS

The Dark Lord did command it and we shall of course obey, but Freya Hawthorne, I have wanted to take you to wife since the moment your melodious voice first graced my ears.

ah yes, he does know how to cause a kerfuffle

 

FREYA remembered that day, vividly and smiled faintly

 I am sure you were very much impressed with my softly whispered "Hi". (she teased as she giggled softly)

 

FAUSTUS

Yes, well… There was something about you, about the way you spoke and carried yourself. You activated something within me I had thought long dead. I …care about you, girl.

 

A soft chuckle escaped FREYA. Was Faustus nervous? Looking up at him, she smiled and reached out to tenderly caress his cheek.


FREYA

I was yours, the moment our eyes locked and held, Faustus. My world had been a dark, cold place till then and when I first saw you, something too, snapped awake within me and I wanted to know you. Wanted you to know me. 

She nuzzled him gently.

I love you, Faustus…… (she whispered)

 

SIGYN

okay I know the timing isn't great, but my Trent muse is active again 😆

hmmm

 

BEX

*laughs* Ohhh she just growled at me! XDD 😛 bwhahahahahaha

 

PENRYN

You know, in civilised society, we use our words. TEEHEE JUST KIDDING! *twirls hair* XD lololol hehe hahaha


FAUSTUS

 Yes, well, I came to love you, too, of course. Surely you knew that? Between you and me 

He lowers his voice.

I normally don't give a toss if the students eat or not

 

FREYA

No, I kinda figured, Love. 

She chuckled softly.

Nor…reward them in the way you have, I am sure.

 *smirks*

 

FAUSTUS

Shall we make love properly, then? 

*unties his ascot*

 

FREYA's eyes actually widen as she nods

 Must you ask? 

She blushes but her smile is warm, and loving.

 

BEX

So proper! hahaha it's so cute!

 

FAUSTUS

 Well, I've no intention of making you wait till our wedding night. 

*Disrobes swiftly and pulls her into his lap*

 

FREYA has no idea what is happening but goes with it. She is inexperienced and he promised to teach her in ALL things. As he pulled her into his lap, she blushed clear down to her toes as she looked into his eyes. He was so close.

 

FAUSTUS strips her as well with a wave of his hand 

My dear girl, your body is simply delectable … Now here… You shall place your knees on either side, and lower yourself as such

 

SIGYN

omg I can't actually read while I'm typing this

issa lot

 

BEX

 you are so cute too! ♥ ♥

 

FREYA bites her lip as she listens and does as Faustus instructs. Her entire body stiffening as she does so though, for his 'intrusion' hurts.

Faustus—I never—-" She stutters out as she wraps her arms around him, her heart beating a mile a minute as she falls into his eyes. For all her flirting, she was Pure

 

BEX

 very 'instructive' isn't he? 

*giggles* 

Passion man! Passion! 😛😛

 

PENRYN

Oi, beggars cannot be choosers!


FAUSTUS

Yes, I thought so… Hm… 

*Holds out his hand and Maze's lube flies into it* 

Ah, that's the ticket. This should make it easier.

 

SIGYN

yeah so I suck at writing sex scenes

Hahahaha

 

BEX

No you don't! Not for the boys and Rebecca you don't!

Hehehehe

 

SIGYN

that's an aberration

normally I'm terrible lol

 

FAUSTUS lubricates himself and her with the gel

 Straddling his waist, Freya hisses as she lowers herself down onto him, but feeling him connect with her, something within her, 'takes over' and leaning forward, she claims his lips in a deep and tender kiss! Threading her fingers through his hair, she arches her hips just the slightest, pausing every few seconds to get used to him, and when they reach that barrier, she pulls back, and gasps. Her entire body quivers but still…there is that lingering fear….that it will hurt….

 

FAUSTUS

 Good— 

His praise is cut short by her kiss, and he kisses back, hungrily, he has been waiting for this.

Yes, kiss me again, and try not to think about it. I feel your fear, but I promise, we can work through it.

 

[SNIP video discussion, in which the phrases “pulsating disco stick” and “strawberry russet royal zone” were probably used.]

 

BEX

That's not so bad. Over the top is FUN! Hehehe

 

SIGYN

OH WAIT NO the most awkward one I've ever written was, okay so my female cowriter when we were writing two males, was like "think of your prostate as a G-spot" and I was like "…dude, what? Men don't talk like that. Ever."

 

BEX

I am listening to music too so that helps me. lol lol XD I still suck at writing smut, so you aren't alone. lol but I put myself there and let it all go…hehehe

 

SIGYN

ohh Trent wants us to hurry up and do the scene so he can come back

okay cool so um

your turn

 

BEX

Freya's FIRST TIME Trent. Patience. Hahahahaha

 

SIGYN

he's bout to crawl in thru the window

 

FREYA doesn't have to be told twice as she claims his lips once more with her own and let him guide her.

 FAUSTUS gently holds her hips and guides her down, kissing her fiercely

 

SIGYN

you don't suck btw dom!George is phenomenal

 

BEX

Awww…thanks. That means a lot. I just put myself in the headspace, and the right music and it comes out. ♥ But thank you!

 

Pressing herself closer to Faustus, FREYA gasped lightly against his lips as she felt something within her give. Pain flooded her, but only for a moment as she suddenly deepened their kiss, wanting to be with him in all ways, closer to him as fire slowly started to burn through her veins at his touch.

 

FAUSTUS pulls her closer, never wanting to let her go, and moans into their kiss 

Yes… Haaa…

 

FREYA feels his hands upon her, showing her how to move and it elicits a moan from her as the pain fades away on a cloud of bliss. THIS was her 'Heaven'! Being in this man’s arms!

 Faustus….

 

FAUSTUS

Freya, my perfect Freya…

 

FAUSTUS'S body moves almost of its own volition, pure instinct as he holds her close and kisses her neck and shoulders. Then he picks her up and moves them into one of the bedrooms onto a bed, where he lays her on her back and drives into her, almost forgetting to be gentle in his desire.

 Everywhere he touches FREYA, kisses her, nips at her, makes her arch harder against him, burn for him as they move together as one. His name falling from her lips softly like rain as she holds him close, her nails digging into his back, leaving tiny rivulets of red. Her kisses trails from his lips to just under his ear and slowly down his neck. Trying to learn what pleased him. When he picked her up, she instinctively wrapped her legs around his waist and ran her fingers through his hair, gripping tightly as she gasped down at him breathlessly. They were moving, but she had no notion of it, for all she could see, was him. Feeling only him, she moaned and cried out for him as he laid her back and changed his pace, seeking to match him as she kissed him so deeply she nearly fainted!


FREYA

Faustus!! Ohhh by Satan…Faustus! I love you…I love you…I LOVE YOU!!!

 

FAUSTUS had barely been able to keep it together even before she started screaming his name and telling him she loved him and has to grit his teeth as he moans and thrusts into her, losing himself in her. Words no longer exist in him, all is sensation. He is hypnotized by her, would do anything for her, and they've waited so long, so long, so—

Ohhhh—FREEEEYYYYAAAAAAAA

 

FREYA feels something inside her building, and she grits her teeth to hold out as long as she can. To enjoy this moment, which she hopes will never end! The one person, she will ever love, loves her, deeply. He doesn't need to say it, she KNOWS, and it makes her body burn hotter, wetter, as she quivers under and around him. His kisses sear her skin, his nips and bites mark her as his and she can feel her blood pounding in her ears as she feels something deep inside her let go suddenly, taking her by complete surprise as she arches hard against Faustus, screaming his name so the entire household knows who owns her, heart and soul!!

 FFFFFFAAAAUUUUSSSSSTTTTTUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! 

She flies off into the clouds of pure unadulterated bliss and for a moment, she goes blind! Fire covers both of their bodies, blue, safe, warm as she slowly comes down, keeping them both 'safe' within the cocoon of their love

 

BEX

holy shit! He made her.——hehehehe! He's 'glowing'! Hahahaha

 

SIGYN

(≧▽≦)

 

BEX

see…those were great. You can too write smut. ♥ ♥

 

FAUSTUS sinks into her, nearly falling off of her, but held in place

 They hear the front door slam open and someone storm into the living room and flop down angrily onto a couch

 

FREYA nuzzled into the crook of his neck, she held Faustus close. trailing soft kisses over his face as she took him in and just enjoyed the high with him. Waiting till her fire retracted and settled within her

Wow…you…are amazing, my love.

She pauses when she hears a door slam and looks back at him.

Perhaps we should go see who that is….if you desire. 

She really didn't want to move, or him either for that moment, but if one of their friends needed them, she knew they would be there.

 

FAUSTUS

You are the amazing one, pet.

Mm, well, I expect the others will be filtering back

 

FREYA

Then we can hide here a moment longer. 

She giggled softly and kisses him again.

I love you…

 

REBECCA comes back in and sees Trent already there, on the sofa 

Love? Are you alright? 

*stupid question, but had to ask*

 

TRENT looks up at her bleakly

 Xander needs to find me a new lawyer. Ask me why, Rebecca.

 

REBECCA  sighed and felt something within her…break? Seeing Trent look so sad, upset her

Why, Love? 

She came to sit by him and reached out for his hand.

What happened?

 

TRENT, eyes bright with unshed tears

Sebastian is moving back to Iowa.

 

REBECCA

 he is? But—

She trailed off and pulled her Beloved slowly against her and held him. 

I am sorry Babe…

 

TRENT, speaking hollowly and staring into the distance

Oh yeah, and because the others were hounding Nate and me about not telling you every single thing about when you were out of town… You already know he came over and helped keep me safe in the shower and I let him shower here while I was running food over to the Proctors. Then I came back, he was passed out in the tub, so I dried him off, tucked him in, and set him out an outfit. I went to take his robe back to George the next day. We ran into each other at the movies.

We saw that movie with the guy who looks like me, he came in his pants, then we went to Brooks Brothers to get him new clothes and then to the laundromat to clean the ones I'd lent him. I took a detour on the way home after everything was done to get the food George had made because I felt bad about not preparing anything myself and Nathaniel felt bad about not eating what George had made since we had eaten at the theater. So go ahead. If that's something you're mad about, pile it on because nothing could make me feel worse than my best friend feeling like it's "for the best" that he stop working for me and go back home. But at least my mom and Paly will be taken care of.

 

NATE had come in at the tail end of this

. . . 

*Quietly takes a seat*

 

LUCI files in and sits down next to Trent with a hand at his back, which Trent shrugs off

 

REBECCA was a bit upset cause truth be told she hadn't known everything but that was the past as far as she was concerned, and she and Trent had worked past that. They had worked past so much…him, her, Nate and now George. She had gone for a walk to clear her head so she WOULDN'T react the way she normally would and didn’t realize the others would jump all over him and Bash both

 I'm not mad, Babe. I'm mad a little at Bash for not taking no for an answer and subtly dropping hints to you when he knows you won't get it, but Nate hit him for it and yea, I got a punch in too but I'm NOT mad. I went for a walk so I could clear.my head so when I came back we could all work through things. Like we do anyways, together. I didn’t know the rest would jump you. Honest I didn't. 

She tries to catch Trent's eyes.

I promise love. I'm not mad. I know there are some things you just…miss cause you really don’t know any better and all that stuff with Nate 

*motions to Nate to include him* 

it's old. Done. We talked about it.

She pauses and nods.

where's Bash? He can't leave. Not like this…

 

NATE, tentatively

Um… What's he going to do out there? For work?

 

TRENT

He talked to my mom and she's going to hire him as a farm hand.

 

NATE

That's… Kind of a waste, isn't it? He's a brilliant lawyer.

 

TRENT shrugs 

it is what it is. Talk to Xander and Catherine about it if it bothers you. I have nothing to say to any of them.

*lets Rebecca take his hand*

 He's on his way to the airport. I tried to talk him out of it, but…

 

LUCI abruptly leaves

 

SIGYN

oh no y'all


got it on autoplay and that came on

 

CAT & XAN come walking in together

 

XAN

see? I told you she was back here.

 

REBECCA

What did you two do! (says in a deadly soft voice as she takes hold of Trent's hand)

 

CAT

 ummm….had your back while you were gone.

 

REBECCA 

did I ask you to?

 

BEX

net playing up early tonight. Ugh

 

SIGYN

noooooooo

 

BEX

not going anywhere just on my phone when it blinks out on the laptop. Hehe

So if I reply slow…that's why

 

NATE

Well, apparently Bash is moving back to Iowa. 

*scoots over to Trent, kneels up on the couch, and cradles Trent's head to his chest*

 

REBECCA

no he isn't. Because we are going to fix this.

 *glares at Cat and Bash* 

you two…are going to apologize

 

CAT

 What? Why—

 *looks at Trent and goes silent. Maybe they had been a bit too hasty*

 

XAN

Apologize to a human?

 *crosses his arms over his chest*

 

REBECCA

YES! TO A HUMAN XANDER! 

*glares at him*

 

TRENT

He's probably already bought…

 

NATE

 What?

 

TRENT

 My hangar. I never moved my plane. He's not at the airport.

 

NATE

"your" plane?

 

TRENT

No, the— the one I took back here from Iowa

 

REBECCA looks at Xander 

You have super speed! 

*points* 

GO!

 

LUCI returns, with a struggling Sebastian cradled in his arms

 XAN smirks at Rebecca, it's cute she thinks she can order him about and not needed

 

TRENT

 Lucifer! How did you—?

 

GEORGE

He's an angel…and I…stalled… 

*comes back in* 

or helped…

 

LUCI strides over to Xander and gives him a hardy angelic PUNCH!

 

XAN trips over the ottoman behind him and falls flat on his back

 Offf!

 

NATE

George! How did you know where he was?

 

GEORGE

Simple…how else did Trent get to you so fast? And a plane missing from Iowa's hanger when you look it up or listen in to certain radios really not that hard

 

TRENT

 I should probably return that…

 

LUCI

Xander can do it.

 

REBECCA

 Wow…you're a lot smarter than I thought…no offence. sorry, that didn't come out the way I wanted it to.

 

XAN

Do what? 

*still on the floor*

 

LUCI

Congratulations, son. You're going to learn to fly.

*drags him out by the ear*

 

XAN

 The hell I AM! 

*puts up a fight, curing and cussing as he is dragged out*

 

SIGYN

Lucifer is making Xander return the IA plane

 

TRENT

 I hope he takes a really slow route and touches down at sunrise.

*runs to Bash and hugs him*

 

SEBASTIAN hugs him back automatically

Trent, I have to go.

 

NATE

You're amazing, George!

 

GEORGE

awww, thank you love. 

*kisses Nate tenderly*

 I think the same of you!

 

REBECCA looks over at Cat and glares

Cat…don't you have something you want to say?

 

CAT looks at Rebecca

 To you, yes. I am sorry I said words that upset everyone else when you stormed out of the room.

 

REBECCA's eyebrow goes up and her body stiffens

 

CAT

 I'm sorry that I jumped all over Bash about you and Trent…but I am not sorry that he got decked by Nate for making 'accidents' happen while out with Trent. If you all can't see that, then you are blind!

 

REBECCA

CAT!

 

CAT

FINE! I'M SORRY! TO EVERYONE CONCERENED! SORRY, SORRY, SORRY! 

*huffs silently*

 

TRENT

Bash, I don't want you to go. Please.

 

SEBASTIAN

Duckie, we discussed this. It's for the best. You're with Rebecca now, you don't need me to keep you out of trouble, and you can find a new company lawyer easily. Hire Paula, she's brilliant.

 

MAZE

Hey, Cat. When you went to see the doctor, did they prescribe you anything, or…?

 

REBECCA

 I don't want you to go either, Bash. (she said softly, honestly)

For what it's worth, you are a great lawyer, and though I might have to growl at you every so often, you are Trent's best friend.

 

CAT smirks over at Maze 

not yet…

 

MAZE

Yeah, okay. Trent, can I borrow your laptop?

 

TRENT

 Knock yourself out.

 

MAZE

Just gonna… oh, this is surprisingly easy.

 

TRENT

What have you got there?

 

MAZE

Oh, I just hacked into the lab

 

SEBASTIAN

 Let me see?

 

REBECCA

 lab? Wha— ohhh.

 

TRENT, MAZE, and SEBASTIAN exchange a horrified look, then quickly school their faces into neutrality

 

CAT

I'm not blind…what is it? 

*had caught at least one of their looks*

 

SEBASTIAN

 No, it— it's fine. Nothing to worry about. Maze could you—?

 

MAZE exits out and powers down the computer

 

CAT

why…do I NOT believe you?

 

SEBASTIAN

 Well, I've got a ticket to buy since Lucifer and Xander jacked my ride. Hasta.

 

TRENT

Bash, no—!

*groans* 

Great. Catherine has a tumor; Bash is leaving me…

 

CAT

 say what? 

*exclaims*

 

GEORGE

subtle…

 

NATE strides to the door and shuts it, standing in front of it so Bash can't leave

 

MAZE

Yeah, so, it's in an early stage. You should be able to get it removed.

 

REBECCA

You aren't leaving Bash. Don't be silly. You belong here…just…have to find a way we all can live with each other, that's all

 

CAT

WHAT THE HELL!

 

NATE

That explains why you've been acting a little… Different.

 

MAZE

You should get a call tomorrow about it

 

CAT goes to the kitchen and raids the liquor cabinet 

ok! Who hid my Jager?!

 

SEBASTIAN

You shouldn't be drinking, with the preparatory meds you'll be on

 

CAT peeks back at out at Bash

why do you care? 

She pauses and calms herself.

Sorry…and thank you for your concern…but I just want a shot. Just one. I think I deserve it for what miss Demon just blurted out.

 

SEBASTIAN

 I care about YOU, Cat!

That's why, no, you're not having a drink tonight.

 

CAT inhales deeply, to settle herself

Why? Why do you personally care? (asks, both curious and confused)

I've been horrible to you today. You shouldn't.

 

SEBASTIAN

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

 

CAT

TRY me…

 

BEX


 

SEBASTIAN

Either way, though, just because you're unnaturally bitchy lately doesn't mean you deserve to be put at risk

 

TRENT 's eyes flick from Bash to Cat, but says nothing

 

CAT

Nope…that wasn't a real answer. 

*chuckles softly* 

Why?

 

REBECCA wonders what is happening. They were just at each other’s throats…oh well.

 

SEBASTIAN

You're not getting more than that

 

NATE follows Trent's gaze from Cat to Bash, then looks at Trent questioningly

 

CAT smirks and walks over to him slowly and leans closer to him, as if to look into his eyes

 Hmmmm….well, thank you. I care about you too. 

*kisses his cheek*

 

SIGYN

Trent clocked it, Nate didn’t

 

BEX

 wow! Trent caught something and Nate didn't? hehehe

 

SIGYN

because for Nate, he thinks it should be impossible to be "interested" in two siblings at once

 

SEBASTIAN >\\\\\>

 

CAT

anyway…you're kind of cute when you're angry…

 

TRENT

Bash, you've always been such a good friend, to both of us. We… don't want you to leave. Either of us.

 

CAT

he's right. I might be a raging bitch sometimes, but I like having you here

 

GEORGE

sometimes? 

*coughs*

 

NATE

 Come on, George. She used to be nice

and if she's got a brain thing, it's not her fault

 

CAT

 I am STILL nice. I can be nice

 

REBECCA

 just…we need to stop harping at each other over every little thing.

 *looks around at everyone* 

we all have issues to work out. But do so as adults and not jumping on each other all the time…unless its warranted. And even then…well…try and be civil about it

 

SEBASTIAN

 I can agree to that.

 

TRENT nods

 

CAT

yea…me too.

 

GEORGE

agreed

 

TRENT hugs Bash again 

Please don't leave me…us. don't leave us.

 

SEBASTIAN

Alright, okay, I'll stay if it means that much.

 

TRENT beams and lets go 

Yay!

 

REBECCA

good! 

*smirks and nods*

*looks around and pauses* 

wait…where are Faustus and Freya?

 

CAT bursts out laughing 

ABOUT DAMN TIME PRIEST! (annoyingly shouts out)

 

GEORGE smirks

 are they—did they—? Yea, about time. 

*laughs*


PENRYN

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS EVERYBODY OBSESSED WITH FAUSTUS'S AND FREYA'S SEX LIFE? IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY INTERESTING.

 

FAUSTUS comes out wearing a pair of ladies' jeans and a flowing blouse

yes, well

Rebecca, I've borrowed some clothes. I hope you don't mind

 

FREYA comes out wearing Faustus button up shirt and a pair of small; barely seen sleepy shots and nothing else! Smirking like the Cheshire cat

 hey all. Things good again? (asks as she sits on Faustus's lap)

 

PENRYN

OH. MY. GOD! "NOTHING ELSE" EXCEPT A SHIRT AND SHORTS? HOW FUCKING SCANDALOUS! OI, EVENING STAR, ARE YOU GETTING THIS? FREYA IS WEARING ONLY SHORTS AND A SHIRT!


NATE "subtly" checks out Faustus

 

REBECCA

 yea…no…keep em. 

*snickers*

 

NATE

 Agreed.

 

TRENT

Tch.

 

REBECCA

 that better not be my favorite blue blouse though or we gonna have a fist fight, Sir. (she teased)

 

NATE

It looks good on him though.

 

TRENT, icily

It looks better on Rebecca. And no, it's that green one from the… roof party.

 

REBECCA

 oh yea, he can keep that one. Ugh.

 

FREYA giggles and nuzzles Faustus gently

kinda in a hurry hearing everyone back and well…I stole his shirt so…

 

FAUSTUS looks between Trent and Nate 

I'll have these cleaned and get them back to you quickly.

 

TRENT

Okay.

*nestles into Nate and pouts*

 

REBECCA

 you did clean up after yourselves, yes? (asks nonchalantly)

 

CAT

yeaaa…little Virgin ain't one anymore.

 

FAUSTUS

 Of course, it's a simple matter

 

GEORGE

ewww…I hope so. Going to bed and finding blood all over the place would be….ugh.

 

TRENT

What's wrong with that?

 

NATE pets Trent's hair, a little condescendingly, but doesn't answer

 

REBECCA

way to go George… 

*looks at Trent* 

Love I have no problem when WE do it but sleeping in someone else’s…no.

 

TRENT

 By the way, the admins were watching canon earlier, and George, I am so sorry about your mom.

 

REBECCA looks back and forth at the men and goes to curl up by them both

 

GEORGE

 ohhh…thanks Trent. Yea…that was…hard

 

SIGYN

OH NATHANIEL'S DEBUT IS THE VERY NEXT EPISODE ACTUALLY

we gon watch that tomorrow

 

BEX

YES WE IS!


 

TRENT snuggles Rebecca closer to him and Nate

 NATE tries to also get George in the cuddle pile

 REBECCA wraps one arm around Trent’s waist, leaning against him, the other around Nate who somehow pulls George practically into her lap and his both making her giggle

 

SIGYN

well, the doctor found a lump, which suggests breast cancer, and he was crying, which suggests she didn't have a great prognosis… yeesh… and Canon Rebecca just completely brushed that off

 

NATE kisses George gently

 

BEX

 that was so awful of her. I wanted to shake her!

 

SIGYN

RIGHT?!

just to make a point @ Paula????

wtf

 

BEX

 I am so glad she isn't that bad here. lol I don't think I could play such a cold hearted…wait…I write Xander. Lol

 

SIGYN

yeah but he's a dude, it's different

 

BEX

 true. Dudes can be mean to other dudes…kinda. lol

 

SIGYN

besides, if you played her as bitchy as she is in canon, Trent might snap and kill everyone around them

 

BEX

Oh dear! Well, that wouldn't be a good thing exactly. Lol

 

TRENT

 That's an exaggeration

 

REBECCA

 glad I am not that way.

Or better….

 

TRENT gently pets George's hair like Nate just did to him, only not condescendingly

 GEORGE purrs softly and leans into both men, which makes his back press into Rebecca's front

 

MAZE

Well, at least we know he's not a member of the never-touch-a-boobie tribe

 

TRENT

Don't be crude, Maze.

 

GEORGE

I never said I haven't touched them…I just said that I wasn't particularly fond of them. 

*chuckles*

 

TRENT

They're really not that exciting. Just sacks of yellow fat. I care much more about the person than their packaging. Or lack thereof.

 

REBECCA laughs and almost falls out of all of their laps

Well, that's one way of putting it babe.

 

TRENT catches her

How would you put it?

 

REBECCA

Oh you said it fine. It isn't about the outward appearance, but the inner beauty.

 

FREYA

 Cheers to that!

 

NATE

Nnnn, disagree

I mean, sure, personality is important.

 

REBECCA looks to Nate, curious

 

NATE

but if they're not at least a little pleasing to look at, why bother?

 

MAZE scoffs 

Uh-huh

 

REBECCA

 So are you saying that if I was 'butt ugly' but funny and made you laugh and smart as I am now and caring and gentle…you wouldn't go out with me? (teasing, but curious)

 

NATE

Rebecca, do you remember how we got together? You promised me sex if I destroyed Josh Chan.

 

TRENT

 Which you failed at.

 

NATE

Right, but we still slept together. You think I would have gone for that bet if you were ugly?

 

REBECCA's eyes furrowed as she remembered

I meant if we met…like….differently.

 

NATE

Uh…

*looks around helplessly* 

But we didn't meet differently

 

GEORGE nuzzles Nate 

I'm not exactly beautiful, Love…and you love me.

 

NATE

You're not as gorgeous as Trent, sure, but you're cute, at least. Adorable, in fact.

If either of you looked like, say, Sunil, it'd be a hard no

 

SIGYN

in fact, I kind of got Sunil and George mixed up when picturing Nate with them on main when he first turned George down LOL

 

BEX

They do kinda look like each other if you think it about it randomly and fast. Lol

 

SIGYN

a little, but George is a lot cuter lol

 

BEX

 he IS!

 

GEORGE chuckles softly and kisses his cheek

 

REBECCA

 Sunil isn't that bad. Not my type, but—-ohhh.

 

TRENT

Sunil isn't that bad. He's smart, he likes theater, he's funny and friendly and caring… but he's no Rebecca

 

FREYA

Kinda like Anton. 

She snickered.

He is a good friend, funny, one of the first I met at the Academy, smart…but he sure ain't Faustus. 

*looks up at Faustus with adoration* 

He captured me the very first moment.

 

FAUSTUS

I did wonder if there might have been something between you

 

NATE

 Sunil isn't cute, though, like, at all.

 

TRENT

 No, not at all.

 

FREYA

 If there had been no you….maybe. But most likely not. I would have been sold off to the first bidder to raise my father’s status. That was the scenario I had to 'look forward' to.

 

MAZE

 Blech

 

REBECCA

Paula thinks he is…but friendly way.

 

FREYA

 yea, it wasn't a good thing to think about at all.

 

NATE

 Yeah, Paula isn't cute either.

 

TRENT shakes head

 

REBECCA

 Oh come on. She's adorable….in a siren kind of way.

 *giggles*

 

NATE

 You mean a manatee?

 

TRENT

Nathaniel!

 

NATE

 I'm just saying.

 

REBECCA swats at Nate playfully 

Hey! be nice to my friend.

 *chuckles*

 

NATE

Those stories about sailors who were out at sea so long they thought they saw mermaids, but it was really manatees?

 

TRENT

No, I know the story

 

REBECCA

Ummm…Nate…water?

 

TRENT

 No, it's not that.

It's just a really mean thing to say about a lady

 

GEORGE

That too

be nice, Nate. Paula works hard for us

 

TRENT

See? Even Gay George agrees

 

GEORGE

why thank you Bi-Trent! (teases)

 

NATE

 I didn't say she wasn't a hard worker

 

TRENT

Actually, I am a panromantic demisexual.

 

CAT

That's a mouthful.

 

TRENT

Panromantic, meaning I can fall in love with anyone regardless of … 

*gestures downward*

… and demisexual meaning I can't sleep with someone I'm not in love with.

 

NATE 

Nor unless they force it on you.

 

TRENT looks confused 

What do you—

 

NATE gives him a Look 

You know, like another man?

 

TRENT squirms unpleasantly

 

REBECCA tilts head

 Interesting…

 

FREYA

 So many ways to call yourself in love.

 *smirks*

 

CAT

Oh yea, it's not just straight, gay or bi, little witch. There's a whole different way of words out there. LOTS

 

REBECCA doesn't miss the squirms or the words 

You two behave

 

NATE

What— no! I would never rape him

*cuts eyes to Bash*

 

SEBASTIAN

What's that look for? obviously I haven’t either

 

REBECCA

 I didn't mean that…gods, I was being a tease.

 

CAT chokes 

Someone doesn't remember what happened the other night when he got 'touched'

 

SEBASTIAN

Yes I do, and that was Nathaniel, not Trent

 

NATE

Yeah, that isn't better. You see how that's not better, right?

 

SEBASTIAN

 Sorry about that, by the way

 

NATE

 Eh.

 

REBECCA relaxes against Nate and kisses his cheek at the same time as George does so on the other side. giggles

 

SEBASTIAN

But yeah, I've never touched Trent inappropriately. I was a virgin until I slept with Cat, remember?

 

PENRYN

Except you totally have given Trent hand jobs and blow jobs, both with and without his consent.

 

CAT

 Wait…you WERE!?

 

SEBASTIAN

I thought that was pretty clear. Wasn't that part of why you were interested?

 

CAT

No you weren't!

 

SEBASTIAN

Yes I was!

 

CAT pauses and looks at Bash 

Could have fooled me…

 

SIGYN

remember, he said he wouldn't know about having a refractory period, and the only way he wouldn't know that would be if he'd never done anything?

and Cat looked at him all interested?

 

BEX

ohhhhh…ok. lol Literally cannot remember what I did a few days ago…hehehehe

 

SIGYN

okay, no problem 😺

 

BEX

but she thought he was bluffing

 

SIGYN

we can blame it on her brain thing

 

BEX

yea…that's my plan. Lol

 

SEBASTIAN exchanges a look with Trent 

No…

 

TRENT

He did offer to, you know, keep me 'company' in that way after the… footlocker thing when Rebecca and I broke up… but

 

REBECCA squirms and grimaces

 

TRENT

I assumed he was kidding

 

SEBASTIAN

I kind of was. But no, I never slept with anyone. I just got really good at talking like a 'bro'

 

GEORGE chuckles

 Interesting way of putting it. Bro, huh? Curious…

 

SEBASTIAN

Like, locker room stuff

Faking being one of the 'experienced' ones

 

GEORGE

ahhh…gotcha.

 

TRENT leans over and kisses George's forehead 

You're cute when you're confused

 

CAT sneaks into the kitchen and you can hear her looking around for something

 

GEORGE blushes 

why, thank you Trent…it took me a while to learn how to talk like that too. 

*makes a face* 

Trying to be straight when you aren't…till I came out, that was hard.

 

TRENT nods and rubs his back gently

 

SEBASTIAN

What are you doing there, Cat?

 

CAT

Nothing! (called out in an innocent sing song voice)

 

FREYA

Doesn't sound like nothing.

 

SEBASTIAN follows her to the kitchen

Hey.

 

CAT turns and faces Bash, blushing at being caught 

Hey…

 

SEBASTIAN

Cat. Hey.

Come on. Let's go back and sit with the others.

 

CAT makes like she was going to be stubborn

 I've been drinking like a fish for the past few nights. No one stopped me then. 

*sighs and rubs her forehead* 

I can't…focus…I feel so…not me…

 

SEBASTIAN

 I know. Hey. 

*wraps his arms around her* 

It's going to be okay.

 

CAT is surprised that he hugged her but hugs him back, all but burying into his chest

 I—I'm scared Bash (she quietly admitted)

 

PENRYN

…into his chest? He’s only an inch taller than her!


SEBASTIAN

I know, and that's natural, but California has got some of the best microsurgeons in the world, and you know Trent, Nathaniel, and I have connections. We're not going to let anything happen to you.

 

CAT scoffs softly

Where is Luci when you need him? Why can't he just…zap me with his feathers and BAM! It's done?

I hate doctors….

 

SEBASTIAN

 He'll step in if something goes— but nothing will. You'll see. And I'll be right by your side the whole time, and so will your brother.

 

CAT wipes her eyes, looking up at him. She wouldn't cry 

You will? Promise?

 

SEBASTIAN

Well, I promise I will. And if we can drag your brother away from his harem long enough— then yes.

 

CAT snorts a laugh 

Yea….but thanks, Bash. It means a lot, that you will be here. 

*kisses his cheek*

 

SEBASTIAN

Come on, let's go back and sit with the others.

 

TRENT is still rubbing George's back and shoulders and chatting with him about faking it vs. being completely oblivious to what everyone thinks

 

SIGYN


 

BEX

Never heard this one before! Ohhhhh!

 

SIGYN

NEVER?! I've been obsessed with this since I was 15

 

BEX

Nope. never. It's good!

 

CAT nods and walks back with Bash, holding his hand gently in hers. Just…comforting. Takes up a seat and smiles at Trent

 

TRENT

 All good?

 

CAT

Yea, all good.

 

TRENT, to George

So I never really noticed, nor cared, what anyone was saying, because I only ever talked to one person anyway, and everyone knew I could, and possibly would if Mom didn't stop me, feed them to my pigs if they bullied me.

*adorable, charming, dimpled smile*

 

GEORGE chuckles softly 

You know…sometimes you scare me. (teases and kisses his cheek)

 I'm glad you like me…or like me better than before.

 

TRENT smile fades into a confused expression as he tilts his head

Why would you be scared of me?

 

GEORGE

Because under that sweet, adorable face you have, I know the things you have done…or could and would do, and that's a little…scary at times. I'm not anymore though, I was just making a joke.

 

TRENT

 I'll do whatever's necessary to protect my interests, and I was very interested in not being bullied. And— it's better than feeling like you have to hide who you are, being uncomfortable in your own skin, like that. I'm glad you were able to come out, even if it was later than it should have been.

 

Now it's GEORGE's turn to squirm as he blushes. not sure what to say, but it was…sweet of Trent to say such things about him.

 

CAT

 You guys are so cute.

 

NATE

 Yeah, comfortable George is adorable. The way you move, some of your mannerisms, I mean, it's a little obvious, your orientation.

 

TRENT

Oh, oh that was obvious to you? But not the fact that he liked you?

 

NATE

No, I mean, I kind of thought he had a boyfriend.

 

GEORGE smirks up at Nate

Yea, I had a boyfriend…when I stayed late at the office, making sure your paperwork was done for you and your planning done so you wouldn't have to work so hard. Staying over at your house almost every other night, massages, and then that glorious night…where sadly you thought badly of me at first…yea…boyfriend. Sure. (teases and laughs softly)

 

NATE

Okay, okay, point taken

 

TRENT

You know, I still have that on my cloud. I could make you guys another copy if…

 

NATE

Cut out the part with the drugs, please.

And the part where I scream your name

 

TRENT blushes

 

NATE

And the part where I whisper it at the end

 

MAZE is giggling

 

GEORGE rolls his eyes and smirks

That was a fun part, let me tell you. He got punished for it too

 

TRENT

Oh, I remember. That was… nice to watch.

 

GEORGE blushes

Was it? You watched that…of course you did.

 

TRENT

I did.

 

NATE

How often did you watch… us?

 

TRENT

 Oh, that's not important. By the way, Nathaniel, did you know George masturbated in your living room that day when you were mad at him?

 

GEORGE pretends to plug his ears so he doesn't hear

 

REBECCA

 HE WHAT!? 

*laughs*

 

CAT

George! You dog!

 

GEORGE hears it all though and wants the ground to open up and eat him

 

TRENT

 Yep. To The 120 Days, and to Caligula, where apparently he thought a young Malcolm MacDowell looks a bit like you.

 

NATE

 I… George, wh—?

 

TRENT

 By the timestamps, it was the same time we were at the movies

 

GEORGE

You know I did, or guessed…you saw the towel, Nate. 

*blushing*

 

TRENT

Oh, he did that in the shower, too

 

NATE

GEORGE!

 

GEORGE

 Would you stop that! I CLEANED UP THE SHOWER!

 

NATE is laughing, not angry

 

TRENT

 You know semen clogs shower pipes, right?

 

GEORGE

No it doesn't—-does it?

 

TRENT

Yes, it does. That's — well, even if I didn't have my little idiosyncrasies, I still wouldn't ever do that in the shower

 

CAT

Get some draino and you'll be fine. 😛

 

NATE

 It can, if a bunch of people do it. Some dorms and gyms have signs posted to discourage men from… yeah

 

GEORGE groans and curls up into himself

 

TRENT

 Don't be like that, it was cute.

 

GEORGE

Cute…? How is that…mad masturbating, cute?

 

REBECCA

We've all done it George. 

*eyes dart to Freya and snickers* 

Well…almost all of us

 

TRENT

I haven't. But I still think it's cute.

 

REBECCA giggle-snorts

 

TRENT

 Firstly, I don't masturbate that often, and secondly, when I did, I wasn't angry.

Well, maybe once.

Well… because you're cute.

 

REBECCA

ohhh you should try it sometime, Love. Even more so if we three are in the room to watch and then participate. 

*giggles* 

Mad/hate sex, even if you are roleplaying it is the best…

 

FREYA

You guys roleplay? 

*blinks*

 

TRENT

The closest I've come to truly angry sex was after the court case, when I told you those thoughts I have, Rebecca

…and then after that, in the hospital.

 

REBECCA

and that was AMAZING…until….well…yea…. 

*chuckles*

 

SEBASTIAN

Still can't believe you asked her for a threesome during sex.

 

GEORGE shakes head

Poor Trent…

 

CAT

You wait till after…then ask.

 

TRENT

I was a little impulsive that day…

 

GEORGE

wait till she is high on endorphins and can't possibly get mad at you for at least 15 mins after you ask. 

*snickers*

 

TRENT

Thanks, I think.

 

REBECCA

 A little? 

*raises eyebrow playfully*

 

XAN comes back in, dirty, dried blood on his arms, neck and back and slightly singed in some places

 

NATE

Oh, okay, so sucking me off in the hospital was a little impulse, then.

 

TRENT

No, jerking you off was a little impulse. Actually sucking you off was something I had to do to keep the nurse from seeing a mess and asking questions

 

REBECCA facepalms

 

CAT

yea, or just fuck Rebecca senseless and then talk to her about your feelings after and NOT do that at all 

*giggles*

 

TRENT glares at Xander

 It takes 4-6 hours to fly a plane to Iowa and back. What the hell are you doing here?

 

XAN

 It takes YOU 4-6 hours to fly a bloody plane, human. (says through clenched teeth)

 

TRENT

Oh, so your vampire powers affect the physics of planes?

 

BEX

 he is so mad, he just wanted to crash it into the ocean or a tree or even a mountain. XDD

 

SIGYN

LOLOLOL

 

XAN

No…I crashed it. 

Is he teasing!!! keeps a straight face to see what happens

 

TRENT

Well, whatever.

*turns back to Nate*

 I'm glad you took my advice about the pineapples, though.

 

REBECCA makes a playful face

 

CAT

Ohh ewww…

 

NATE

Yeah, I mean, George was a little confused at first when I drank like a gallon of pineapple juice at breakfast, but

 What?

 

CAT shake head, smirking

I know what that means. That he knows how to change your taste…bleh

 

TRENT

 I read, Catherine.

 

REBECCA giggles and nods

 That he does…

 

TRENT

And it worked. He tastes amazing now ♥

 

REBECCA

mmmmmm… 

*purrs*

 

TRENT

I still like the way Rebecca tastes better, though.

 

NATE

I can't believe you asked her why girls taste better than guys

 

TRENT

Hey, I was out of my mind, okay?

 

CAT

Ack! Can we not? 

*laughs*

 

REBECCA

He wasn't entirely there cause someone got decked for kissing him out of spite.

 

SEBASTIAN

I don't entirely agree… or maybe it's because Luci's an angel

 

TRENT giggles

Divinity!

 

CAT rolls her eyes playfully

 

TRENT

But please, spare me the details on your opinion of my sister's…anything

 

GEORGE

Has everyone in this room, with the exception of the witches fucked everyone else here at some point? (teasing)

 

XAN smirks

 

SEBASTIAN

No.

I've only slept with Cat and Lucifer.

 

TRENT

Just Little Bug, George, and Rebecca.

 

REBECCA

George means, I think, that if you have slept with more than one person in this room….yousa hoe! 

*laughs hard*

 

GEORGE

Oh I know I am!

Trent, Nate, Rebecca watched last night so does that count? (chuckles)

 

NATE

let's see… George, Rebecca, Trent, Lucifer—

 

TRENT

WHAT?!

 

NATE

That was before I met you guys

 

REBECCA

 You did LUCI! WHEN!

 

LUCI

Oh yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

 

CAT

And me… once…

 

NATE

No, Cat, you turned me down

 

CAT

Did I? Ohhhh…how stupid of me

 

NATE

You didn't like that I wanted to see if we could beat Trent and Rebecca's record.

 

XAN

Maze and I…so no, not…whatever you said. 

*chuckles*

 

CAT

 still stupid…you're sexy

 

LUCI

 It was right after Nate got out of law school. He offered me his soul in exchange for success and I asked him to pay with his body instead.

 

REBECCA

Wow, classy Luci. 

*giggles*

 

LUCI

Thank you.

 

NATE

He was all 

(imitates Lucifer) "I don't need your soul", and then he walked towards me and untied my tie…

 

LUCI

That was a good night. You're a surprisingly generous lover.

 

REBECCA

No details please Nate. Luci, I still hold in high regard. 

*chuckles* 

Even though he is worse than you.

 

SEBASTIAN

 Lucifer's amazing in bed

I'm surprised you two didn't get together.

 

NATE

Oh I agree. I broke up with Mona for him, but he was going through some things at the time.

 

XAN gets up to go find himself a blood bag to sip on.

 

REBECCA

ME? and LUCI? 

*surprised*

 

NATE

No, Bash meant me and Luci

 

REBECCA

ohhhh…thank gods…no offence.

 

TRENT

Who's Mona? Was she the Glitter Barbie chick from your party?

 

NATE

 um, the guest of honor…? yes???

 

XAN

Ok! Who hid the blood bags! (shouts from the kitchen)

 

CAT giggles

 MAZE snickers

 

XAN comes back out and glares 

are one of you going to open a vein for me, cause I am in pain and hungry!

 

TRENT

 Oh, right! She's the girl Rebecca put a hit on!

 

GEORGE

Vampy having a bad day. (says in a silly voice)

 

NATE casually cuts his wrist

Here you go.

 

TRENT blinks

 Whoa, little bug!

 

REBECCA

That was purely by accident due to hormones!

 

SEBASTIAN

 Yep, you accidentally created an anonymous profile and accidentally posted in a forum called "How to make someone disappear"

 

XAN's eyes go flat black and his fangs grow long. A deep, resonating growl echoes out of his chest as he slowly starts to move towards Nate

 

REBECCA notices

Hey Nate! No! 

*covers his wrist with her hand and glares at Xan* 

Take one more step and I will have Freya Fry you!

 

LUCI quickly heals Nate's wrist

Idiot…

 

MAZE grabs Xander by the scruff of the neck and drags him out

 XAN angrier now then anyone here has ever seen him and actually roars as Maze drags him out.

 

REBECCA looks back at Nate, with concern

 What were you thinking? You promised us not to hurt yourself unnecessarily.

 

NATE

I don't know, I thought I'd help

 

TRENT kisses the spot Nate cut

Don't ever do that again! He would have killed you

 

NATE

 Well, see, I did not realize that

 

REBECCA nods, agreeing 

He's a vamp, hun. He's hurt too, so yea, he would have drained you dry, and we wouldn't have been able to stop him. 

*kisses him gently* 

Please, don't do that again. Please…

 

NATE

 I know what he is, I just… I guess I underestimated him

 

TRENT

I know what we said yesterday, but he isn't our friend, little bug. You can't trust him.

 

GEORGE

 he seems so…peaceful at times. I guess we just forget.

 

NATE cuddles George close

 

REBECCA

 But that's not entirely fair. I trust Maze, and she's a demon.

 

TRENT

Yes, but she is our friend.

 

CAT

yea, but at least Maze is up front about killing people. Xander still hides it.

 

TRENT

 It's not about what he is. It's about who he is. He is a terrible person.

 

REBECCA

He was born that way…is that his fault? Just curious. not taking a side. Honest.

 

TRENT

It doesn't matter.

He almost got my best friend sent away!

I don't care if he was born that way or if it's something he developed. He can rot in limbo for all I care.

 

FREYA

 I don't like him either, and I try to at least give everyone the benefit of the doubt at first, for a short while

 

SEBASTIAN crawls over to Trent and wraps his arms around him comfortingly

 It's okay. I'm here. I shouldn't have let him put a wedge between us, and especially shouldn't have thought about leaving poor Cat….

 

NATE

Ow— you're kneeling on me!

 

CAT blushes ever so faintly but smiles secretly

 

SEBASTIAN

Sorry.

 *adjusts his position slightly*

 

REBECCA

 HEY! Get off! I can't breathe! 

*giggle/laughs*

 

SIGYN


 

BEX

ohhh this is different. lol *listening to music*

 

SIGYN

this is pretty much only funny if you've played Doki Doki Literature Club, but there's this girl Monika who's in love with you, the player, and her thing is "Just Monika"

and there's some deaths in the game which are referenced in the song

 

BEX

 wow! That's kinda funny. *giggles*

 

TRENT

omg I love that game

 

CAT

Of course you would.

 

TRENT

 Monika is so pure and loving, how can anyone NOT adore her?

*leans into Bash and snuggles him* ^-^

 

REBECCA

Ummm…hello! I still can't BREATHE! 

*gasping slightly*

 

SEBASTIAN

Sorry!

*moves off her*

 

CAT

 You guys need a bigger place for a cuddle pile!

 

REBECCA gasps as he moves away and coughs a bit

 Sheesh…smother me, why don't you. 

*teases*

 

SEBASTIAN also nudges his way into the couch so that Trent is on his lap

 

FREYA shakes her head as she looks at them 

I get Trent, Nate and even George…but…no offence…Bash? You're in the pile now too and Rebecca isn't 'eating' you? 

*snickers*

 

NATE

What do you mean, "even George"?

George is adorable. 

*pulls him back into his lap properly*

 

FREYA

Still trying to work out how the dynamic of this all works in my head.

 

PENRYN

Don’t worry about it. It doesn’t concern you.

 

CAT

 No, you wanna see something weird… 

*giggles and gets up and somehow squeezes so that she is mostly cuddled around Bash and kisses his cheek*

 See? Now, it's funny. Don't worry bro, I ain't touching you. (teases)

 

FREYA shakes head again

 I don't get it.

 

TRENT

Haha… uh… You're not touching me, but you're very close.

 

GEORGE

It's a huge cuddle pile! 

*cuddles into Trent and Nate both*

 

CAT

 yea, but I ain't, so we good. 

*giggles as she is literally perched on the back of the sofa. One wrong move and over she goes*

 

LUCI stands behind the sofa and keeps her balanced

 

CAT

Ohh! Thanks Luci! 

*smiles back at him*

 

FREYA

 I get that you and Rebecca and Nate are a thing. I get that you, Nate and George are a thing and sometimes Rebecca watches. But she has made it very clear that that is all she is able to handle…how then is she not eating Bash for cuddling.

 

REBECCA

Cause this…I can handle. We are fully clothed, and all together. If I walked in on them cuddling, without knowing, clothed or not, yea, I might lose my mind. 

*chuckles* 

Pick your 'battles' little witch. Besides, this is comfy!

 

TRENT

It's very simple, Freya. Rebecca and I love each other. Nathaniel and I love each other. Nathaniel and George love each other, and he and I accept each other. Nathaniel and Rebecca love each other. Sebastian loves Catherine, and Catherine likes him and Lucifer. And Sebastian and I have always done things like cuddle in each other's laps, so it isn't weird for me.

 

FREYA tilts her head but nods

That's…a lot of love…. 

She chuckles softly.

I still don't see how you do it, but if it works for you, more power to you. 

*smiles* 

I'm glad I have only the one Love of my life. 

*looks at Faustus from where she still sits in his lap*

 

FAUSTUS 

Indeed.

 

GEORGE

Just make sure we set some 'ground' rules if bash 'wants in', so to speak. We really don't need WW7 if something were to go amiss again. (half teasing)

 

SEBASTIAN, quietly 

I also love you, Duckie.

 

TRENT

I know. And you're my best friend 🥰

 

SEBASTIAN starts to look away sadly, but catches what George said and look at him quizzically

 

REBECCA

 Ummm…this is fine. I know what's going on. No pushy. (says simply and shrugs)

 

CAT

 Wait… 

*looks at Rebecca quizzically too* 

Does that mean…?

 

REBECCA

 I don't know what that means yet. Shush!

 *chuckles*

 

NATE

Well, I don't know what anything means, but as long as everything's chill…

 

TRENT

Yeah, I'm lost, but I'm okay.

 

NATE

You have the cutest little accent.

 

TRENT

 What? I don't have an accent

 

REBECCA

 yes you do, Babe. You say some words different then me and it's adorable!

 

E/N: Cutting the day off at 10:00 p.m. Pacific / 12:00 a.m. Central going forward.

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