Z-Dog
"Oh no I see Faustus..... "
Lopez
"No, no, we're supposed to support the
old man here remember!!"
Lyle
"Support deez nuts!!"
Lopez
"You guys are bad people...."
Lyle
"Ok Romeo, get this Rollin!! I'll show
you bad!!'
BEX
My plot
was basically my muse is named Freya, and she comes from a very powerful family,
but her father has been kicked out of every coven for his 'magical practices'
and the Coven of the Church of Night is the only one that will take them in.
Freya starts at the school and Faustus falls in love...actually real love with
her...but it's forbidden. That's the start...I've been daydreaming about this
for months. And Freya is over the age of 20 so I that makes it ok. Hehehe
PENRYN
Fun fact, actually! She pitched this a few years ago on her Facebook profile! Observe.
(For reference, Freya now looks like this)
Another
headmate! Yay!
REBECCA looks at Freya and smirks
who are
you?
TRENT:
we
should make focaccia. I want to add bell peppers and rosemary.
(later)
TRENT:
I want
to make egg noodles.
SIGYN
NO to egg noodles
REBECCA:
why no
egg noodles?
SIGYN
Because I don't trust the baby not to get into them and I don't trust Loki to keep my stuff where I put it out of his reach
(later)
BEX
George...what
are you doing...
TRENT:
yes, George, what ARE you doing?
GEORGE:
Nothing.
(says innocently)
NATE:
earlier
he was doing me~
TRENT:
yep, we
got that, thank you
REBECCA snorts and hides a laugh
soon...Cat... (she whispered under her breath.... )
She knew George.
Or them
both...
TRENT:
you
know, weirdly enough, I don't have a burning desire to hear about my sister's
sex life. Ever.
REBECCA & GEORGE both laugh
TRENT:
what? 🥺
REBECCA:
Nothing
love, you are quite right. I would be ewww hearing about my sibling's love life too.
NATE:
There is
no sex life between me and your sister, Trent -_- really, guys? Really?
GEORGE:
Yet....
REBECCA:
Right!
He is so in denial!
*giggles*
NATE:
Guys,
I'm serious
GEORGE:
Trent...what
was it you said to him earlier? Stop being daft and let himself be loved.... or
some such thing? Slap him and say it again please. :P
TRENT:
I'm not
going to encourage him to fuck my sister.
Miles
"This is so strange, I agree with
Trent for once in my life.... Why is this even a fucking subject right
now?!"
GEORGE:
But she
wants....
*Sigh
and rolls his eyes*
never
mind, you both will see...
CIN
Um, why is George being petulant about it?
HE gets to fuck Nathaniel.
NATE:
are only
women allowed to have bodily autonomy?
REBECCA blinks
What?
Alright, try to follow along with me here. Bodily autonomy is this concept wherein a person gets to decide who has access to their body and in what way. It's considered a human right.
NATE:
you
heard me.
REBECCA:
You
ticklish, love?
TRENT:
...why?
REBECCA:
No
reason...
*giggles*
(later)
BEX
Basically,
he falls in love with Freya...and in a moment of decision they both summon the
Dark Lord to ask for his blessing...even though Faustus is already married.
When asked if they both would accept the payment the DL would require for such
a blessing, they both say yes and are marked.... which only comes to pass when
Faustus loses not only his wife but his twins too...and Freya loses her beloved
baby brother.... Yea that's how I worked that part into the story...I been
thinking about this a lot. Hehehe
Lopez
"Oh god .... This is so so bad.... so
bad. So why are we taking a character and inserting her by brutally killing the
family in such a sadistic way? I can actually think of a trillion better ideas
and far more compelling stories that could have come from this. And their
children? Really??! That's completely messed up!!!"
AKUMA
Well, fuh-too-sis-es, but still.
TRENT:
That's
pretty ...dark.
NATE:
It's not like Lady Blackwood loves him.
TRENT:
yes, but the babies
SIGYN
well...it’s
a much darker world than y'alls
TRENT:
babies.
Miles
"I retract my earlier statement....
Trent you have two percent of my respect now. Enjoy what little there is"
Lyle
"We don't have morals people
stop!!"
Lopez
"Ha! Shut up! Even you don't kill
women, quit fronting"
DREPANON
I'm equal-opportunity murderous and a Corri
Rescue, but even I'm horrified by this.
ORION
Yes, killing babies and fuhtoosises is punishable
by death in the demon realm we hail from.
CIN
For… some… reason?
ORION shrugs
CIN
Piffy pointed out on Discord that Bex is basically
killing off Faustus's wife and children to make room for Freya and HER brood.
Narratively, that's awful, but also as a CHARACTER, Freya is a terrible person.
Like, “Hey, your wife just died, but MY PUSSY’S AVAILABLE!”
SERLEINA
WINK, WINK!
PENRYN
We’ve got the Faustus and Freya prose docketed,
so calm your tits.
CIN
NO! You’re not the boss of me OR my tits!
PENRYN
I’m the producer of your fucking show.
CIN
And are we doing DoF right now?
SYKES
There's absolutely zero reason to conduct a
plot this way. It's nothing but evil and I've had to drop canon ships for OCs
and have never done something like this. It's no longer a plot point to
sacrifice your family. It's simply killing his all of them for her special
girls pussy.
PIFFY
Man, remember that time Onion fed the
miscarried fetus to a tiger in front of everyone for the shock value bc
Cinnamon (I think?) had dared to have angst of her own?
CIN
Nope, blocked that one out, apparently!
PIFFY
oh god. Okay. So, one of Team Falcon’s
characters had gotten raped by someone she'd previously trusted, and was
having, you know, some realistic emotional fallout, so in less than 48 hours
Akuma speedran getting raped, falling pregnant, and then having a miscarriage,
and the fetus was somehow already big enough for Onion to feed to one of those
reverse-palette Corri Tigers in front of everyone
for... reasons???
CYGNET
That sounds more like my storyline.
CIN
Okay, either way, fucking YIKES.
BEX
The Dark
Lord takes what he is owed...and for a blessing of that magnitude you must be
able to cope with a loss that sizable to make it work. All magic...comes with a
price.
TRENT:
Thank
you, Rumplestiltskin
REBECCA:
I know Hun...
BEX
they die
before they are even born. Except in the show, they live.... not my story.
Sorry...but there is a price to pay, and they said they would pay it. They didn’t
know what it would be though
TRENT:
Oh, miscarried.
That's not...as bad?
BEX
I
try...not completely heartless. Lol
NATE:
can we
circle back to him running around on his wife with some random lady and--
TRENT:
Lady
Blackwood isn't his true love
BEX
nope...I
doubt very much if he could ever really love anyone in the show even his
kids...but in my story, he does.
FREYA
I just started his school...and he stared at
me. Doesn't mean anything...
BEX
Surrreeeeee
BLACKWOOD:
We stare
when our eye is caught by something intriguing. In this instance... Novelty.
NATE:
Great.
He talks exactly as pretentiously as I would expect from someone in an ascot.
FREYA blushes and looks away. He is her Headmaster. It would be indecent!
REBECCA:
why are you blushing Hun?
FREYA
I'm not!
Shhhh!
NATE:
Yes, you
are, that's the same look I get when Trent asks me to do something
"friendly" with him, or when I'm caught fan-- uh, thinking about him.
TRENT:
Don't be
so dramatic, Nathaniel, we've only taken a couple of showers, cuddled in bed
together, shared clothes--
NATE:
Kissed
twice, you gave me a hand--
TRENT:
Yes,
well. Perhaps not in front of the ladies.
REBECCA:
what?
*Turns
to playfully give Nate a look*
Z-Dog
"That's her "Are you bringing this up
again? I dare you," face"
Lopez
"For real.... She's like.... I WILL go
crazy!! Even her eye probably twitch"
CIN
Um, then why is it "playful"?
That's not an appropriate descriptor.
Lopez
"Biased opinions here. She fucking
knows what but somehow Rebecca is suddenly acting daft and Cat doesn't want to
know"
FREYA
I AM
not! (hisses through clenched teeth)
I'm only
in his class because his Coven was the last that would accept us! My
father...is not a very likeable man.
She can’t
help but steal glances though.
GEORGE
and REBECCA:
oh, we
already know...
CAT:
say what now?
NATE, sheepishly
Hi, Cat.
Yeah, your brother, um...
TRENT, cheerfully
We
hooked up in the hospital after I saved Rebecca from being attacked by Nate.
NATE:
I would call it something else.
CAT:
you know what...I don't want to know.
Z-Dog
"Only because it's convenient to her
that you all shut up and focus on Faustus and Freya"
AKUMA
What’s wrong with that?
PENRYN
Shut up, Akuma.
AKUMA
Aww.
BLACKWOOD raises an eyebrow and smirks
My, you
mortals are entertaining indeed. More-so than I had come to anticipate.
(For reference, he looks like this)
REBECCA:
ohhhh...you
ain't seen nothing yet....
Lyle
"That was a warning buddy, should have
listened.... "
CIN
What’s she gonna do, lock herself in the
bathroom and screech again?
CAT:
right! Our story is twisted but in a good way.
What's yours like?
GEORGE smirks over at Nate who appeared to be rolling his eyes at the 'newcomer'
what's
wrong love? Bat got your tongue?
He
winked and snorted.
FREYA
does
this one think he's funny? (looking at George)
NATE, protectively
'This
one's' name is George, and he's adorable.
TRENT shrugs and nods in agreement
FREYA
forgive me… that was rude. I am Freya. (she
says softly)
BLACKWOOD:
You may
refer to me as Father Blackwood.
Lyle
"No!"
NATE:
This is Trent, and his fiancée, my
ex-girlfriend, Rebecca.
REBECCA:
Father?
You don't look like a Priest.
*Raises
an eyebrow at the impeccably dressed man*
FREYA
what do
they teach you Mortals? (she asked, curious)
He's the leader of my Coven.
GEORGE:
coven?
Like... witches?!
*Scoots
closer to Nate*
CAT blinks and wonders what she’s walked in on.
alright...who
played with the Ouija board this time and didn't close it out!
REBECCA and GEORGE snort and try not to laugh
BLACKWOOD:
I am not
a priest of the False God. I serve the Dark Lord.
NATE:
...
Voldemort?
LOPEZ
Voldemort!
BLACKWOOD:
. . . I
beg your pardon?
REBECCA bursts into hysterics and has to turn away
FREYA frowns
who
is...Voldemort? (asks so innocently)
GEORGE and CAT dies
NATE:
Voldemort
is the name of the villain from the Harry Potter franchise. He's colloquially
known as the Dark Lord.
BLACKWOOD:
That is
blasphemy.
Lopez
"Or maybe you're the blasphemy. Think
about that for a second Father Voldemort"
POST-EDIT FAUS MAUS
You can call me whatever you want, as long
as you call me 😉
REBECCA:
No...
that’s hysterical!
*laughing so hard she cries*
GEORGE:
so, you
really serve the Dark Lord? You must tell me how that goes sometime.
*snickers*
must be hard...not having half a face....
Lyle
"YO!!! Fat boy is actually pretty
funny! Take that Freya!"
FREYA
Harry
Potter...?
BLACKWOOD senses he is being made fun of and stares loftily ahead
TRENT:
Oh--
here.
*Puts a
Harry Potter book in front of Freya*
They're
a series of books for children and young adults. Nathaniel's a fan.
FREYA is confused but actually scans a few pages
and
people actually.... believe this?
*Looks so confused*
NATE:
No, of
course not. It's a story. For entertainment. It isn't real.
FREYA
Not
Real? Then why write about it?!
She snaps the book closed and hands it back
to him rather roughly.
what we
do...is very real! And had meaning. Father Blackwood is right...it is
blasphemy!
Lopez
"Woooowww!!! She's as joyous as a
corpse in a cemetery!!"
ORION
At least the corpses get laid.
Z-Dog
"Entertainment!! The audacity!!!"
REBECCA:
oh
goodie... Here we go!
NATE:
I-- I'm sorry, you're unfamiliar with fiction?
*Creases
brow*
FREYA
of
course not! But we don't write such things when we know it is true. Who told
this...J.K. Rowling about witches? She got it completely wrong!
Lopez
"So let me get this straight..... The
Nazis were real people. If I wrote a short about Hitler that was simply a
comedy or a take on his life even from an outsiders point of view. Then I would
be in the wrong? For creating a work of fiction? .... Weird"
ILLYBRIUS
♫ annnndddd nooooowwww iiiiitttt's
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY! ♫
CIN
I used to get pissy about people writing vampires in a way I didn’t like… when I was TWELVE!
PENRYN
Also, the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is one of the worst takes on witchcraft I've ever seen.
TRENT:
She made
it up for entertainment. She doesn't know about real witches. She's... A
mortal. Like us. It's a way we entertain ourselves.
FREYA
a
MORTAL...writing about Witches! The idea is perfectly laughable and
blasphemous!
Lopez
"By that logic.... I'm a wet back who
shouldn't be writing about white people"
Lyle
"Yeah, stop that you dirty bean"
AKUMA
Aren't you blue? Like Thren?
THRENODY
Leave me out of this.
Lyle
"That's an explanation for double
digit IQs and up sweety"
AKUMA
... Good enough.
REBECCA:
right...and
goblins don’t exist either...
FREYA
Yes,
they do! What...you mortals are all weird!
Z-Dog
"MORTALS!!! It is in fact used as derogatory as those that call us blue monkeys, or like Lopez said, his original body wet backs..... She's asserting her superiority as if her non-mortal-ness makes her superior. Kiss my feet peasants!"
CYGNET
The way Bex has her character say that has the same energy as Stephenie Meyer claiming in interviews that she's anti-human, despite being human herself.
TRENT:
Yes. We
are indeed weird. But enough about all that. Why don't you tell us a bit about
you?
FREYA
me?
What's to tell...?
She shrugged slightly
my
father got us kicked out of our last coven for...illegal practices of magic and
let's leave it at that. Father Blackwood was kind enough to bring us into his
Coven, where I attended class. My brother, Amos, will attend in two years’ time.
I practically raised him since my mother is cold for lack of a better word and
my father despises weakness. Amos was born early so they wanted nothing to do
with him but being a son, they had to. I protected him, from my father’s whip
and my mother’s cold indifference. Being at the school is the only place I feel
safe, feel any semblance of peace...even though I am often alone.
TRENT:
Illegal--?
My goodness, you got caught?
NATE frowns at Trent
Some laws weren't made to be broken.
BLACKWOOD:
It is better to be often alone. One cannot
make a habit of relying upon others.
TRENT bristles; really does not like this man
Miles
"Trent, I'm going to have to ask you
to perform a stop it and do something that pisses me off soon. Thank you!"
FREYA
No, he
got cocky. and started experimenting on the higher burns children instead of
sticking to those that would die in the gutter...not that I condone that at
all! I don't I hate that man! (she said with a slightly hard voice)
GEORGE:
he
doesn't sound very pleasant...
FREYA
He isn’t!
Faustus is a better man then he'll EVER be!
She
freezes and slaps her hand over her mouth. She had used his name without permission
forgive me, Father....I--I---"
"Dissing your own father to impress a
guy ? That's a fuckin new one even for me"
DESMODA
That's nothing; you should hear the things
I say about my parents.
TROY
But you say them to lure men into your
basement, not to impress them.
DESMODA
You are book smart but people dumb.
MARLA
Your mama’s a whore and your daddy holds
the cash.
TROY
That’s my parents, actually. Her
mother’s like a bowling ball: she gets fingered up, played with, thrown in the
gutter, and still comes back for more. And her father’s like a vacuum cleaner:
he sucks, he blows, he gets laid in the closet. And if you don’t believe me,
just ask her.
DÉSMODA nods
Yes, all true.
REBECCA is wondering what's going on now as she just waits to see what happens.
Z-Dog
"Why are you even here?"
BLACKWOOD gives the young woman a slight look but says nothing; now they apparently know his given name, by her reaction to letting it slip.
NATE:
Wow.
Faustus Blackwood. Edgelord much?
TRENT:
Nathaniel,
please be polite.
(Whispers) I don't like him either, but believe me when I tell you he could kill us both practically with a snap of his fingers.
NATE pauses, lips parted; it isn't like Trent to be frightened of anyone or anything.
. . . I apologize... Father.
FREYA sees the look Faustus gives her and lowers her eyes contritely
Forgive
me...I only spoke the truth...
She
sounded slightly shy and ashamed at the same time for her slip up
REBECCA:
wow! So…
you have like a whole family drama thing going on too, huh?
GEORGE:
it would
seem so. And yet, theirs is so much...more...then ours.
*Looks
and Rebecca, Nate and Trent and Cat and smirks*
why are
we even fighting...look what they are going through, I mean really...?
Lyle
"Yo, and he's actually speaking
sense. Good on you, fat boy, I don't
dislike you as much today"
CIN
No, I won’t give him credit for this,
because he’s just sock puppetting to draw attention to Freya.
REBECCA shrugs
we all
have terrible dads and... hot...father...teacher...
Z-Dog
"I'm sorry about your parents, they
sound like bad people"
CYGNET
Your daddy sounds like a jerk.
CIN
I guess your mama didn’t know the gift she
got when she got you.
SERLEINA
Stop trying to bring actual CULTURE into
this dreck!
REBECCA Tilts her head, staring and Freya and Blackwood closely before she smiles*
ok...I
get it now....
FREYA cuts her eyes to Rebecca and sees and blushes
I have no idea what you mean...
GEORGE:
Denial
is the first stage honey...and ain't just a river in Egypt.
TRENT:
Babygirl,
are you saying our new friend here might possibly be... Hot for preacher?
REBECCA snorts but manages go keep a straight face. Barely
yes, my
love...that is exactly what I am saying.
FREYA
I am
not! (she shouts indignantly)
GEORGE:
methinks
she doth protest too much...
TRENT presses his lips together while his eyes light up in amusement
Hmmm...
That gives me a few ideas.
NATE:
Like
Rebecca in a schoolgirl uniform?
BLACKWOOD: . . .
REBECCA:
oh, for
fuck sakes you guys!
She laughs
not me
at this moment...kay?
GEORGE:
ok
then...if you're not...kiss him.
Lyle
"PeEr PrEssURe!!!!"
CIN
That's so... childish!
FREYA
WHAT?
REBECCA looks at George like he has lost his mind.
GEORGE shrugs
best way
to tell if someone really loves you. ♪ It's in his kiss...♪
TRENT:
Hmph,
Rebecca, if not you, then.... Nathaniel, how do you feel about dressing as an
altar boy?
NATE:
What?
No! I'm taller than you!
TRENT, distracted by George
I love
that song!
BLACKWOOD:
I am not
kissing her in front of you lot. It would be indecorous.
REBECCA:
Whoa!
Hold on then big boy...I don’t think so.
She
giggles and smirked at them both.
FREYA
Yea...what
he said. Besides...I'm a student, he's my Headmaster...it's unseemly!
GEORGE:
she’s
protesting too much again...
CAT:
personally...student…
teacher...I think it's hot!
All (Bex-side) stare
CAT:
what? I
DO!
TRENT:
Catherine,
tell me that's not how you got your degree.
Z-Dog
"There's no way she got this far without
sucking somebody's dick!"
CAT:
wouldn't
you like to know, big brother? (teases...or is she)
Mansk
"Why is she flirting with her
brother?"
Lyle
"Oh look it lives!"
Mansk
"I don't want to anymore..."
TROPHY
Yeah but him only HALF brother. That okay,
right?
THRENODY
NO, YOU FREAK!
TROPHY, 😭
Mean sister, always yell at me...
CIN, deadpan
Yeah but she's your HALF sister, so it's
okay.
Lopez
"You say that like she's nice to
anyone"
TROY
She's nice to me.
TRENT laughs it off
It's not such a big deal, Freya. My wife slept
with one of her professors. Sure, it went south, and she burned down his house,
but before that, it wasn't such a big deal.
NATE:
Yeah,
and George is right. I figured out I had feelings for Trent after we kissed.
Same with George
TRENT:
haha "kissed"
REBECCA blushes
thanks
Babe...just tell it all. (teases)
FREYA
you...you
did! How did you not get caught?
*Looks over to Nate and flushes.*
They have no idea just how much she wants to kiss
Faustus...but propriety keeps her silent.
really?
Just from kissing him you learned you loved him?
TRENT:
Oh, I actually still have the file!
*Pulls
out the Rebecca Bunch's Past envelope*
It's common knowledge now so... She did get
caught, but all she had to do was spend some time drugged-out in a sort of
recovery place.
NATE:
...well--
TRENT:
"Kissing"
is the least of what Nathaniel and I did. I just, you know, stopped him from
attacking Rebecca, threw him across the room, licked blood off his face--
delicious, by the way-- and "kissed" him in the hospital.
NATE:
No-- He got to third base, while I was drugged
out, myself.
TRENT:
And then
I kissed him for real.
NATE:
...yeah.
And George and I, we've done everything, but it didn't feel real between us
until we kissed.
BLACKWOOD:
As
fascinating as these tales of your fornication are, that is not something I
would ever do in public. Furthermore, what I do behind closed doors, and with
whom, is none of your concern.
Lopez
"Ah, discretion. What a novel
concept!"
ILLYBRIUS
Yeah, and just like in DoF, Cor—uh, co-writer
is going to shit all over it.
Lyle
"What's Discretion?"
AKUMA
AN ALLERGEN! IT BURRRRRNNNNNNSSS!!!!
THRENODY
That's probably the herp you got from Lyle
AKUMA
Aww.
Lyle
"You little fucking cunt!!"
THRENODY
Was that what you said when you were
fucking her in her sleep?
Lyle
"Naaahh..... But that would have been
a good one"
ORION
Oh my un-god.
THRENODY
That's what she would have said if she was
awake!
AKUMA
... No.
THRENODY
That's also what she would have said if she
was awake!
ILLYBRIUS
You don't know her very well, do you?
POST-EDIT FAUS MAUS
Actually, what Orion said is closer to what
I say during sex.
AKUMA and ORION just lose it laughing at
that
NATE:
That's a
lot of words for "I don't kiss and tell."
REBECCA facepalms and just fades into the background for a bit.
CAT looks between Trent and Nate and is so confused now.
I'm
sorry...you did… what! Trent!
FREYA
but...all that and it took you guys that
long...
*confused*
I don’t
have to kiss him though to already know that I love him! I have since day one!
Freezes
again and hopes the ground will open up and eat her.
ohhhh
Dark Lord.... (whispers)
Miles full on losing control and losing his lunch immediately
ILLYBRIUS
Yeah, that’s also my reaction to any
discussion of eating Freya.
"Eeeewwww LOVE!!" Z-DOG jeered as she usually did before busting up laughing.
Lyle
Yes.
REBECCA and GEORGE simultaneously
I KNEW IT!
TRENT, to Freya
It took
us less than a week, actually.
(To Cat)
It's whom, not what.
NATE:
it was a very long week.
BLACKWOOD looks mildly surprised at Freya's outburst, but schools his face into neutrality
Freya.
Come with me. It is time you do penance for your transgressions against
propriety 😉
REBECCA:
yea... a
VERY long week.
FREYA gulps softly but nods and stands to follow.
Yes,
Father...
She
knows well his desire for pain as far as penance goes...but that is something,
sadly, she is used to growing up the way she did. But some small part couldn't
help but be excited.
BLACKWOOD finds a private place and locks the door; fade to black
TRENT, sigh of relief
Wow.
Thank God he's gone.
REBECCA:
right...he
seems a bit creepy...but he is kind of cute.
Z-Dog
"Oh of course, because now all her
people are wet for Faustus in unison"
CIN
But, like, God forbid anyone on Team
Sigyn be hard for him.
CAT:
I liked
Freya though. She seems nice
Z-Dog
"Of course you do. You share a
brain with her and you all share a hive mind.... Oh god that sound so
awful!!"
PENRYN
Yet next chat, she claims she DIDN'T like
Freya at first
GEORGE:
both weird if you ask me. Did you see the way
he looked at us...and then at Freya? Like he wanted to eat her or something.
Lol no one else noticed it?
TRENT:
You
think he's cute...?
NATE:
Yes,
George, I'm sure that's what he's doing right now.
TRENT:
NATHANIEL!
REBECCA:
in a scary, romantic horror, gothic, never be
real for me fantasy kind if way.
She
giggled.
don’t
worry my Beloved... you are far sexier!
GEORGE shakes head
wonder
how loud they are...
*Random
thought*
TRENT stalks over to Nathaniel and links arms with him, sulking
Z-Dog
"Bitch we can get petty, tell me if
you ready!"
Lyle
"I was playing, but we can change the
settings!"
SERLEINA
Hey, what did I say about bringing actual
culture to this?
AKUMA
You’re against it?
SERLEINA
Exactly.
REBECCA:
oh, don’t broke that babe! You know I only
have eyes for you. No one else owns my heart but you.
She sighs.
Faustus
is just...odd. like from those romance books I used to read. It's not real...YOU
ARE!
NATE:
You
know... I have some costumes that look similar to what he's wearing, if you
want to borrow one, Trent. Not that your love life needs spicing up.
REBECCA:
you boys are ridiculous... (smirks, teasing)
TRENT:
I can be the naughty Gothic priest if
Nathaniel can join us as the more regular kind of priest.
NATE:
that's
not what I meant
Miles
"Ok on that note that wraps up
that.... Completely atrocity"
Lyle
"I'm super hard right now"
Lopez
"Seriously....? What is wrong with
you?"
"I don't know doc! You tell me!!!
Wanna see my dick again?" Lyle
standing to about shove his dick at Lopez.
Lopez
"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a
diagnosis if you keep getting near me with that thing!"
POST-EDIT FAUS MAUS
Are you taking volunteers?
"Oh shit, Hey Lyle fuck or pass!
Father Voldemort!' Lopez busted up
laughing.
"Naaah.... Nope.... Completely good
there" Lyle laughed as well.
"Yo Miles"
Miles
"Not it"
Lyle
"God damn it .. Z?"
Z-Dog mouthing she couldn't hear him with her earbuds in.
"Hand or Faustus?" Lopez still teasing Lyle.
"That's what you think!" Lyle before making puppy dog eyes
towards the two super silent ones. Then immediately smirking he was stalking
off proudly.
Z-Dog
"Do they have a secret language?"
Prager
"I'm pretty sure"
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