Note: George’s, Rebecca’s, Cat’s, and Freya’s blatant gaslighting and emotional manipulation is triggering for me still. I don’t like to repeat myself when I’m trying to explain my emotions, and having valid concerns written off as “just hormonal” is… not great. Seriously, I wanted to slit Freya’s throat and make her disappear, and re-reading this for editing is making me want to disappear her again. Nathaniel, Trent, and Lucifer LITERALLY could not have been more clear when they were explaining themselves.
—
BEX
yep...... Cat and Luci... well....I don't WANT to know
what they were doing in my dreams. lol Freya and Faustus were being all
romantic and gushy....Trent and Rebecca cuddled after making 'playfully angry
but still fun' love....George and Nate just cuddle.
FREYA:
Ummm....Trent? Can... I borrow that pole
today while Admin is out?
*giggles*
I
found a place to practice......
TRENT:
Sure
FREYA:
Awesome! Thanks!
REBECCA:
You should have seen her before her, and
Faustus cuddled last night.
*laughs cutely*
Miles
"Hmm, strange. I don't find it cute at
all. In fact replace that with childishly or obnoxiously"
Mansk
"Gotta agree, I don't have the urge to
squeeze her until she's nolonger breathing"
AHRRY
She laughs like me! HEE-HAW!
FREYA:
You....saw? I thought I had the door locked
and was alone.
*blushes*
REBECCA:
Oh
you did and were....I heard the music. 😛
TRENT:
hey look what I found
Trent shows them a screenshot from a wiki about George.
NATE:
Hey!
GEORGE:
WHAT! Humph! Sad sack indeed!
NATE:
Trent that's really mean
TRENT:
I
didn't write the article ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GEORGE snorts
We all it's not true....so.... 😛
Trent shows them another screenshot.
TRENT:
haha you can say that again
GEORGE:
Hey!
I am not melancholy....or forgettable! 😛
Prager
"Who's George again?"
SERLEINA
Hell if I know!
PENRYN
They're commenting on the Fandom Wiki entry for George, I believe, which was written by actual fans who actually watch the actual show, so George's Know-Nothing Gutless can shut the actual fuck up.
NATE:
I see Trent is the one holding the Brat
Ball today
TRENT: 乁ʕ •̀
•́ ʔㄏ
REBECCA:
Oh goodie.
*giggles*
CAT:
This should prove interesting.
*pauses*
No magic use while in here! At all!
REBECCA:
Hey Cat....man, did you have fun last
night!
LUCIFER: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
FREYA:
Thanks again! I'll be back in a bit.
*takes the pole to a place she had found, a
ways off from the academy.*
It wouldn't be blasphemy to dance in the
Desecrated Church, would it?
REBECCA:
Ha! See....tone it down Angel Boy if you
don't want no one to hear. (teases)
LUCIFER:
It's
Sunday
I would.... actually recommend that, it
sounds hilarious
Go, Freya, Go
NATE:
I think she meant the, um, their church,
not
LUCIFER:
Oh! Not my father's church. Got it.
FREYA:
Oh shit!
*forgotten the day and turns around before
she is spotted and goes elsewhere!*
REBECCA snorts and giggles
CAT:
Man, I would pay to see that!
*laughs*
LUCIFER:
Would you....make it rain?
FREYA:
Can you do that?
NATE:
uh
it's slang for throwing lots of money real fast at a stripper
FREYA:
Ohh....I thought he meant it actual....never
mind.
REBECCA:
yea,
they have their own church...... do they hold services on Sunday?
GEORGE shrugs
how should I know?
CAT:
But
walking into her church with a pole and seeing everyone gathered....oh man, I
Would DIE laughing!
TRENT:
Actually, you should go to the church where
Rebecca had that rant at Josh after their failed wedding. they're used to
bizarre interruptions
FREYA:
an....actual....church? I might burst into flame. (giggles, teasing)
Prager
"Good, burn the witch!"
ILLYBRIUS
She can manifest flame, but she can't keep
from burning from flames if she steps into a church? Lame.
NATE:
hot
REBECCA:
If
you want a place to practice where you will be alone....there is a dance studio
down the street. It's empty today.
*smirks*
And I happen to have the key....
CAT:
NOT going to ask....
REBECCA:
Hey! I dance there. Practice....how else do
you think I got so good?
GEORGE smirks
FREYA:
Ok!
SIGYN
idk if I told you but once after a breakup
I put myself in a three-day coma with downers, and that's kind of what I'm
drawing from for Nate's substance issues
I was super fucked up at the time, like,
her best friend was posting on my wall about how intrusive I was and how my ex
had burned all my letters, and when I tried to explain my side, she got pissy
with me for "not listening"
and like it was after that, that I self-medicated
but it was kinda my fault for dating a
younger girl, like, I was dumb and naïve so mentally I was around the same age
but of course if you're older you're a ✨ predator ✨ who's just
being manipulative
yeah so because of that influence, my muses
are SUPER protective of Nate even when he's being problematic
BEX
Society sometimes sucks....not your fault
who you fall in love with. I've dated a way older man who was so not his age.
Bleh. Lol
65 years old and he threw temper tantrums
like a 18 yr old. I mean really! Lol
SIGYN
Men in their 20s, idiots. 30s, arrogant or
lazy. 40s, usually mellow but sometimes chasing their lost youth. And I don't
go older than 45 usually
BEX
Men are just weird
Miles
"Right? Absolute scoundrels the lot of
them"
Mansk
"All of them accept me maybe"
Prager
"Bitch shut up, you're weird for a
human and it has nothing to do with your nuts fucker"
Mansk
"Touché"
(L)
I
agree, yer better off stickin with other broads, we want nothin to do with ye
SIGYN
Trent and Elfie are cool
FREYA:
hey! Not my man!
REBECCA:
my man is the best!
GEORGE:
as is mine!
CAT:
Lucifer is awesome!
SIGYN
Faustus will wake up tomorrow, he's
"hibernating" on church day, girls
FREYA:
awwww......
SIGYN
It's ok, Freya, it means you can plan stuff
here and still surprise him later 😉
FREYA smirks to herself
gives me a little more time to practice...
CAT:
yea....how
about not burning the house down. Ok? Already got one person in here
that does that.
*laughs*
REBECCA:
HEY!
NATE:
Try practicing at the beach
FREYA:
that
would be counterproductive
GEORGE:
not
to mention out in the open....
Prager
"I'm pretty sure this was an A, B, C,
entire alphabet excluding G conversation GeORgE!"
(L)
I'm changin' me name to Axxx so you get
the capital L for LOSER.
PENRYN
...so should I change how I'm transcribing
your name, then?
(no response)
NATE:
Not necessarily. There are places under
piers where you can practice in the sand and then the tide will wash it away if
you get carried away
TRENT:
Please change subject.
CAT:
ummmm....Freya’s dance moves have improved!
(blurts out)
NATE:
greeeaaaat
can we talk about literally anything other
than her and her show-off ness
MILES
Hear, hear!
FREYA:
yes. Thanks for letting me borrow the pole,
Trent.
REBECCA & GEORGE snort
CAT:
roarrr....someone's pissy today. Ok, how about
we talk about you? What have you done today?
GEORGE:
easy there, Cat... (says softly)
NATE:
Not
you 🙃
REBECCA:
ummm...I
found something neat while out today!
CAT:
you already told me you weren't interested
sexually in me so... meh
TRENT @ Freya
oh, no problem. You're more suited to the
stripper life than I am.
NATE high fives him
FREYA:
are they....?
GEORGE:
bantering... yes?
PRAGER
"No, they're trolling you BITCH!"
🤣
CIN
I think she knows that and was trying to
see if Nate or Trent would contradict George.
FREYA:
oh
ok.
*looks at Trent with furrowed expression*
REBECCA:
ok
you two....take it down a peg. Last night was fun. What's gotten into you all
this afternoon?
(A)
Yer better off asking what's got into yer whore mam... Again. Or is this not a repeat customer?
Prager
"Here's a hint, It starts with an F
and ends with a Ucking Problem and her name is Freya"
Miles
"What are you talking about? I
actually thought this WAS the Freya show!"
Mansk
"It's not..."
Miles
"I've been lied too!! OUTRAGE!!"
AKUMA
HOW DARE YOU!? IT'S OBVIOUSLY THE AKUMA
SHOW, WHEREIN I'M THE PROTAGONIST!
Miles
"Well clearly Freya is the one who stole it here! Blame HER!!"
CAT:
They’re hormonal....they can’t help it.
Mansk
"Yeah guys, grab your tampons and sit
down. That's clearly the issue"
Miles
"When it's actually Freya's leaking
twat dripping with fuck me hormones that's the issue here...."
(F)
It
needs sewn up. Preferably with the tampon still in it.
Miles
"Her mouth too"
PENRYN
Also with a bloody tampon in it or...?
(F)
As many that can fit, yes.
PENRYN
I'm... pretty sure her mouth can fit fewer
than her other gaping maw.
(F)
There’s one way to find out. What is it
your Mortals say? For Science?
CYGNET
Diiiiid somebody say SCIENCE!?
NATE:
CAT:
yea....ok
TRENT:
It's
a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
(A)
Take
it easy, like your whore mam.
REBECCA:
wow....ok.
so....
*takes out a booklet on fire manipulation
and tosses it at Freya*
there ya go....that's what I found.
NATE:
ugh
REBECCA:
I'm
not done, Nathaniel
NATE:
oh of course not
no one is ever done talking about Mary Sue
and her sparkly special fire powers
and her pole dancing
REBECCA tosses an elegantly carved set of carving and throwing knives at Nate
for
you....
NATE:
REBECCA:
see? Got something for you too
TRENT:
I
can't believe you just got "ooh, shiny"ed
REBECCA:
and for you....love....
*tosses a book on branding and
blacksmithing at him as well as a wrapped package that has a matching nightie
and thong set for him and her. Thong for him, nightie for her*
TRENT:
Thank you so much.
NATE:
Are
you trying to bribe us into being nice?
Mansk
"Yes, take the bribe and get off the
chat!!"
Miles
"This is the Freya show, not the Nate
and Trent show!"
AKUMA
WRONG! IT'S STILL THE AKUMA SHOW!
WUUUUUHHHHHHH
(A)
I'll
shove a baker's dozen bloody tampons up YER gapin twat if you don't shut the
one in yer face, Akuma!
AKUMA
Good luck with that, it's made of glass!
(M)
Ow, ow, ow, ow.... -he is walking
bow-legged trailing blood-
REBECCA:
No... I was out and about today and saw
some things you might like.
*smirks and settles between the two men*
Can't I spoil you like you spoil me?
CAT:
besides, it probably wouldn't work anyway.
*snickers*
NATE shrugs
Well, thanks
REBECCA:
You're welcome....both of you.
*smiles*
MAZE:
Ugh, it's like molasses mixed with
saccharine coated in honey, in here.
(For reference, she looks like this)
GEORGE:
Who
is that!?
MAZE:
Mazikeen.
REBECCA:
Another newbie?
*tilts head*
MAZE:
Remind me why I'm here again, admin?
Miles
"For a a cat fight I hope"
Mansk
"My bets already on Mami demon"
Prager
"Seriously! Get em Maze! Fuck these
little whiney cunts!"
Miles
"With that knife preferably"
CAT:
what is happening?
*giggles*
SIGYN
To level out the testosterone poisoning
Brainmeats need a woman's touch
MAZE stares
FREYA:
Makes sense....she's got a bunch of males
in her head....
*laughs softly*
SIGYN
Yes, and half of them keep bullying the
ladies.
GEORGE:
Oh I feel ya....only guy here...
XANDER:
Are you sure about that?
(For reference, he looks like this)
(L)
Oh shite, here we go with this fandan bellend
Prager
"Booooooooooooo!!!!!"
Mansk
"Is that Edward Cullen?"
PENRYN
No, different model. This guy is a stock
vampire model who was also on the cover of a recent re-release of Dracula.
Mansk
"Yeah, are we entirely sure the admins
didn't ooga booga each other's muses into the wrong bodies here?"
ERICA
Didn't you say Blander debuted because Bec
saw Maze?
PENRYN
That’s my working hypothesis, yes.
MAZE:
And I'm what qualifies to you as a
"woman's touch"? I'm a DEMON.
REBECCA:
Who are YOU!
XANDER nods subtly
Xander.... I am a vampire....
DESMODA
Oh, we're just disclosing that now, in our INTRODUCTION?
MAZE:
G....len? You may be biologically male but
you're giving off a vibe that says you're one of the girls.
Species: Vampire
Sexuality: Straight
Personality: Soft spoken, Quiet, Aloof, Distant, Arrogant, conceited
Story: Xander was the son of a wealthy landowner in 16th century France. He had everything his heart desired and was spoiled beyond belief. He was cold and calculating, showing no remorse for his actions that caused others pain or fear. In fact, he revelled in it. He was sent to military school at the age of 12 and graduated with honors when he was 17. By then, he was a brilliant tactician and a born leader, but he was more of a tyrant then a leader. He was accepted into the Army after school and served only two years, being kicked out for failure to comply to military rules and violence. He had a terrible temper and if he did not get his way, he punished his subordinates in the worst way. After his army career flopped, he traveled the world, squandering his family’s money till there was almost nothing left before his parents cut him off. Enraged that he would do such a thing, he set off to find his own way....and instead, found trouble. A vampire did not take kindly to his threats or insults, at the pub they both frequented and when they 'took it outside', he attacked Xander, ravaging him and leaving him for dead in the alley. A passer-by found him and took him to safety, unbeknownst to Xander that it was another vampire who saved him, changing him in the process. When Xander came too, instead of being grateful for his new 'life', he struck out at his Maker, but soon learned the folly of that act. He was kept in chains till he learned his place, and still fought his Maker whenever he came to see how he was doing. One night, years later, he somehow escaped and ran off, using his new 'gift' to sate his burning desires of rage and pain he had held in for so long. He is a lost soul, truly and lives only to sate his own desires. And yet, he longs for love, something he thinks he is unworthy to possess, given what he is now. They say love can tame even the most savage of beasts...
REBECCA:
Oh great....another Douche!
SYKES
ANOTHER copy of other BIOS!!!!!
She probably makes a character once a year
that was "Kept in chains" by the Maker or Master BULLSHIT
It's Becca's bio but with changed fucking
wording and setting
Wealthy human in the 16th century/ Xander
Elf Noble in LoTR/ Becca
Military trained but kicked out for who the
fuck knows/ Xander
Trained assassin/ Becca
Maker who tormented him/ Xander
Master who tormented her/ Becca
Now it does differ but it's basically like
taking a character outline and just switching it up ever so slightly to fit
setting or adding in one different detail here and here and done.
And add onto this. You could also line
Freya's up
Not as well. But "Special and
gifted" and "Oh so abused" crap
AKUMA
And they all sound like alternate versions
of MEEEEEEEEEE!!! Bex IS Corri Lite, CONFIRMED!
ERICA
-staying silent because many of mine is
similar to eachother-
SYKES
So are mine. It's hard for there not to be
similarities but see the issue I have with her is it just literally feels like
she has to have a different version of an extreme abuse victim with every
character
except of course Becca's children not
including Rheagal
And it's the same kind of abuse victims!!!!
CIN
oh so does corri XD
Blaine: Kept captive by his and Illybrius's
father
Niq: Kept captive by the Vatican
Akuma: Akuma
Caleb: Kept captive by a demon harem (a
different one than Akuma's)
SYKES
here's a rough outline of a few of mine.
Minor detail but to line up with hers.
Character 1. Abusive step father. Wasn't
for much of his life.
Character 2. Kidnapped and trained within a
cult like setting by a man who had most of his kids implanted with metal parts
to enhance them. I've even written him still running with kidnap daddy mostly.
Character 3. Never lived up to his parents
standards. Daddy was a violent drunk who died early in his life if I remember
right. Mommy favored little brother and he grew up in a constant state of rage.
Character 4. Foster child who didn't get
adopted until later and went through sexual and physical abuse at a few foster
homes and never even got along with his later adoptive folks.
Character 5. Another dirty family life.
Rejected and left home to join the Military where she struggled for years as a
women and trauma includes a bad rape situation and simple abuse and torment by
her superiors she had to over come.
Point being....
I may have one or two others in my 100
characters who share stuff like. Oh foster care. Oh abusive step parent. Oh
raised by .. nope I only have one raised by a kidnapper well that whole group
but
I don't have 30 of each of those numbers
And if you count how many she actually has
and asked for bios. I've seen more in new ones definitely damn near recycled.
So her percentage of the same is like 70 maybe
Where mines like 30% cause I literally have
hundreds of characters and can't even stay away from parallels and Match ups
anymore
NATE:
hey back off
REBECCA:
Who was that person referring to?
*looks at Nate*
MAZE:
Uh, what's his name. Glen? Joe? Geoff?
TRENT: -_-
George.
MAZE:
yeah that one.
GEORGE blinks
Talking about me?
*shrugs*
Can't argue with that though....
I am gay.
PENRYN
Canonically bi - possibly straight,
but lolno, not with how he fawns over Nathaniel in the show
MAZE:
Hm,
to each their own. I really couldn't care less, Jack
REBECCA:
George!
XANDER:
These people are strangely interesting....
CAT:
You aren't gonna bite me!
FREYA:
A
vampire? Really?
*tilts head*
TRENT:
Oh, we are interesting
NATE:
Most of us are, anyway.
FREYA rolls her eyes
CAT:
He's just pissy. last night he thought your
talent was cool.
GEORGE snuggles Nate
Have I told you that I love you today?
*smiles at him*
NATE immediately melts
I love you, too, George 🥰
TRENT:
UGH.
GEORGE nuzzles and kisses him
REBECCA tilts head and nuzzles Trent
It's
alright babe....I know....and I love you, so much.
CAT settles back with another drink,
cause why not and smirks
So, it's Sunday....what are we gonna do?
TRENT:
so, as I was saying, we are interesting. We
have Rebecca, a sexy lawyer from New York; Catherine, a woman of many talents;
Freya, a witch; George, who....exists...... Nathaniel, my little bug, who's also a sexy
lawyer and a hardcore masochist; Lucifer, whom I think is some kind of fae?
LUCIFER:
An angel.
TRENT:
Okay. Mazikeen is a demon; Blackwood is asleep
right now but he's a high priest of Satan, who is not the same person as our
Lucifer; and I have a pet lizard, own my own computer programming firm, and
drag boulders and trees for fitness.
NATE:
And stalk people.
TRENT:
I'm very good at gathering information. So
is Rebecca, actually.
REBECCA tries not to giggle at all of
that cause it's so true
CAT:
Guilty....MANY talents.
*winks*
FREYA:
Witch....yep.
GEORGE:
Hey! I do not just exist!
TRENT:
Oh,
okay, my mistake. George, an interloper
NATE:
Trent!
GEORGE:
What is with you? What did I ever do to
you?
*looks up from where he cuddles Nate*
CAT:
Yea....you did say you were cool
with their ship.
TRENT:
Hmph. I was.
XANDER:
Are they always—-
REBECCA:
Like this....yes.
*nods*
CAT:
Sometimes it's worse.
*giggles*
TRENT:
WHY did you have to give that big speech
before you marked him, George!? I get that you knew him first and it's okay
that you marked him first, you're free to, but you made it sound almost like
you're marrying the guy! You couldn't have just done it during sex like a
normal person, you had to go and make some big fucking ceremony out of it!?
What's wrong with you?
GEORGE:
It—It wasn't planned Trent! You are acting
like I had planned this! And how I mark Nate is not your concern but between
us. The moment came up, he asked me, and I obliged.
REBECCA:
Whoa....hey....we talked about this last
night.
NATE:
Holy shit. I've seen him angry before but
usually he doesn't get this emotional.
TRENT gets right in George's face
You did it in front of me, asshole.
MAZE eats popcorn
GEORGE:
I did it in front of everyone! And don't you call me an asshole! (says in the softest yet menacing voice everyone had ever heard come from him)
CAT:
If
they come to blows....I am betting....
REBECCA:
CAT!
CAT:
WHAT?
TRENT:
I'll call you whatever I goddamn well
please. There was no need for you to do that. You could have, and SHOULD have,
kept that shit behind closed doors.
GEORGE:
YOU do not rule the roost for all
concerned, Trent. It was spur of the moment, it happened. It's done.
TRENT deadly calm
You are the one who's about to be done.
FREYA shakes her head and moves out of
the way, just in case
REBECCA:
Ok, hey....can we not fight today?
*comes to get between the two*
Trent....babe....come on....it's ok
TRENT:
No, it isn't. Get out of my way, Rebecca.
GEORGE doesn't back down, but won't fight unless Trent swings first. A promise he had made himself
REBECCA:
I will not. Trent....please love. Don't do
this. This isn't the way to go about it. Please babe....
*stays close by Trent's side, trying to get
him to focus on her instead*
Prager
"Oh look, some dumb bitch shit. Do you
want to know how many times a woman does this and she gets either stepped on,
punched, thrown around and THEN in most cases she has the audacity to blame the
guy. Also in most cases it isn't even his fault. Imagine asking a raging bull to
"Calm down Ferdinand!!!" You are a hundred percent about to be
trampled if you don't move so if you physically can't handle that out come get
the fuck out of the damn way!!!"
Miles
"Don't forget, she also has the healy
healy holy vagina that can calm his inner demons"
Mansk
"Yeah Prager, keep up! She won't get
trampled with healy vagina powers"
TRENT:
Get out of my way, Rebecca.
XANDER:
I cannot promise self-containment if blood
is spilled.
Miles
"Honestly, this I will laugh at if it
happens. But I'm willing to bet it doesn't"
PENRYN
Oh man, it SHOULD HAVE
SYKES
BAHaHAHA that would have been actually
funny chaos. Mother fuckers fighting each other and the vampire just clonks
them and has a snack
REBECCA:
You would do this? Hurt me? Hurt Nate? Over
something you planned to do yourself?
TRENT:
I wasn't going to parade it in front of
everybody
REBECCA:
I am
not moving till you calm down, Love. George didn't do it on
purpose!
CAT:
has anybody noticed... or is it just me,
that Nate has suddenly gone silent?
*goes to sit by him and rubs his back
gently*
TRENT:
Oh of course, just like his parents didn't
produce him on purpose. A mistake was still made! He could have considered the
feelings of others present.
REBECCA:
Ok, that's a little too far...... and I
know you aren't like this, Love. Please...... calm. down.
GEORGE:
Again, spur of the moment. He asked, I
obliged. It wasn't premeditated to hurt you or anyone else
PIFFY
I notice that they're all doing a lot of "he didn't MEAN to hurt you so it's none of your business" and exactly zero "I'm sorry, that was inconsiderate of me"
MAZE hands Xander a thermos of heated
blood
This is great. I can see why Lucifer has
stayed down here so long, now.
FREYA notices the vamp’s eyes and nudges
Cat
CAT:
Oh shit....Xander! Don't you dare!
XANDER eyes have gone flat black due to
the tension in the room
Mansk
"Oooooooo so scerry"
PENRYN
Also fucking passive-aggressive on Bex’s
part.
SYKES
Yup. She was trying to 'Threaten' with a
character
TRENT:
He did not ask for your stupid little
speech. And neither did anyone else.
GEORGE:
How I mark someone I love, again is no
concern of yours.
XANDER turns to Maze and smirks
Indeed. It is quieter.
TRENT:
It's my concern because, again, you did it
right under my nose, you inconsiderate waste of space.
NATE:
Trent, hey. Trent? You're getting married
soon aren't you?
TRENT:
The hell I am. Not if she's standing up for
that cretin.
REBECCA:
What...... (says softly, eyes wide)
(Bex-side) all goes silent
MAZE:
Okay, I see what admin means about
testosterone poisoning.
CAT:
Rebecca...... he's upset. He didn't mean it.
MAZE:
Xander, what's up? You gonna drink that or can
I have it back?
GEORGE:
he's the one being stupid.
REBECCA:
GEORGE! SHUT UP!
XANDER:
My thanks
*drinks they warm blood and his eyes go
back to normal*
Mansk
"And a whole lot of hype for
nothing"
LUCIFER:
Well. This has been a nice little getting to
know you and your anger issues session, hasn't it?
REBECCA refuses to show how upset she is
and won't go after them. Not the begging type. But this HURTS and yet she
attempts to hide it well
Bullshit, she’s “not the begging type”. In canon, she TOTALLY IS.
FREYA:
I'm
sorry Rebecca....you know he didn't mean it....
Miles
"Didn't you just meet these people?
Why are you even speaking?"
AKUMA
It's in her contract! She's not allowed to
shut the fuck up, nor is anyone else allowed to shut the fuck up on her behalf.
I would know!
CAT:
Yea, he's tripping balls man. He'll be ok.
LUCIFER:
Trent is quite the irrational one, isn't
he? I didn't take him for the jealous type. But then, I daresay if Chloe had
seen me giving a big romantic speech to Eve in front of her about how marking Eve
binds us together permanently, Chloe would have reacted poorly as well.
MAZE:
How did
you and Chloe break up? You never said.
LUCIFER:
Well, I don't plan to.
GEORGE shrugs
again, not anyone else’s business. Not like it
was planned and I am sorry it upset Trent, but he said he was fine with Nate
loving me...... and he does. A LOT. if he can't handle that then he shouldn't
have agreed to it
REBECCA:
Shouldn't have fallen for him at all if I
hadn't been so stupid!
CAT:
Again? Not your fault....
LUCIFER:
He agreed to the mark, not the speech.
GEORGE:
How
I mark people is MY business. It is a very sacred occasion
LUCIFER:
If
you'd done it in private, that would be true
FREYA:
I'm lost....
XANDER
Drama galore here, apparently.
*winks at her*
but
it makes it all the more fun....for me.
MAZE
I'm just going to go check on them,
byyyyeeee
GEORGE:
Again....not premeditated, and they both know
how I am.
REBECCA shakes head and goes to find something to keep her busy
PIFFY
I do not like the focus on this. Second degree assholery is still assholery.
none of this "I can only be an asshole if I intended to be" bs
actually, fuck this entire sentence, because "you know I have a history of pulling shit" is not a defense, either
PENRYN
He meant, "You both know I'm a romantic sap"
...but canonically, he really isn't like that
PIFFY
public ritual was not part of the deal
LUCIFER:
George, do you really not care about anyone
else's feelings but your own? I expect that of Trent, but I must say, I'm
rather.... Disappointed in you.
BLACKWOOD is shocked awake by the
residual emotional shockwaves
Who's a disappointment?
GEORGE:
I
said I was sorry, but if he didn't want it how I would do it, then he shouldn't
have asked me. MY and Nate's relationship is NOT Trent's and Nate's. How they
do things....I don't make a big deal over....
CAT:
anymore....
GEORGE:
Must you!
*shrugs and sips his coffee*
REBECCA:
You know what....you are....ugh! George
right now I could tear your eyes out! I wasn't taking your side EITHER!
FREYA sees Faustus and moves to his side
They are arguing again it seems.
NATE comes back, looking relaxed and
happy, and a little bit mussed, wearing a loose-fitting house dress
I'm not sure I want to know what I missed.
REBECCA:
You know what....I haven't said this to
anyone and meant it but right now....I HATE YOU!!
*throws a cup against the wall*
CAT ducks
Hey! watch it!
XANDER:
Careful....I smell blood and it isn't in
the thermos.
NATE:
Me?
REBECCA:
No Nate. Not you! HIM!
*points to George*
NATE:
Oh.
*Awkward pause*
XANDER:
Honestly....someone is bleeding
REBECCA looks at her hand
SHIT!
NATE moves to help her bandage it
REBECCA at first refuses but then let
Nate help her.
Why
are you wearing a dress?
*notices*
NATE:
Oh, I just can't have anything on my
waistline for a bit.
Miles
"Ah, perfect reason. In fact since
Robes, Towels and sheer nudity would be inappropriate"
Mansk
"I'm more intrigued by why Nate's
wearing a dress than I am about Why George is a peace of shit or where I missed
Rebecca cutting herself"
CIN
Because he's confident and pretty.
REBECCA's entire body stiffens as her
eyes narrow
Whyyyyyy?
FREYA:
Oh no....
*can feel the tension again in the air*
MAZE is pulling Trent back by the wrist
CAT:
Calm before the real storm anyone?
*giggles*
TRENT:
Rebecca, I'm sorry. I lost my temper, and I
should not have threatened our marriage over a fight you weren't really
involved in.
MAZE:
You
guys have some nice toys
Oh, no one drain the bathroom sink for a
while, Kay?
REBECCA:
Why can't Nate have anything touching his
waistline, Trent?
*turns to look at him*
CAT:
what did you do to the bathroom sink?!
TRENT folds arms
That's between me and him, as it should be.
Mansk
"No!! The Answers need
questions!!!"
MAZE:
Me? I didn't do anything. There's just something
cooling in there
REBECCA:
No... that was not what we agreed last
night. (says softly)
CAT:
ohhh
fuccckkkk....
MAZE:
I hope the stopper doesn't melt
REBECCA:
I said that I would agree as long as you
talked to me about it first....which you clearly didn't....
MAZE:
Who
uses rubber sink stoppers to— wait, what's going on?
GEORGE:
what is thawing in the sink?
FREYA:
and why would the stopped melt?
MAZE:
Iiii can see this is none of my business
CAT:
Trent fucked up....again. (whispers to Maze)
come on, imma sell tickets.
MAZE:
What's the big deal? Lots of people
get tramp stamps
TRENT:
....so I think there's been a
miscommunication
I thought, Rebecca, when you said you were
okay with it, that you kind of meant that
CAT:
yes, but see... Trent is marrying
Rebecca who he knows isn't comfortable with all this lovey dovey stuff between
him and Nate....and she is just readily agreed that he could mark Nate as long
as they talked about it first....which he didn't....or something like that, I
don't know!
TRENT:
I thought that WAS us talking about it
REBECCA:
I did
mean it, and I do... but I said I would like to know about it before you did it....not
that you would do it out of spite.
TRENT:
But now that we're on the subject? Rebecca,
the way you feel right now
FREYA:
So confused....
XANDER:
Join
the club
TRENT:
is the same way I felt about George doing
what he did last night
REBECCA:
so great... you transfer your
feelings to me? Thanks ever so much! When all I was trying to do was calm you
down so you didn't hurt anyone or end up doing something your regret later.... Because
I love you, you infuriating man! (she finished)
TRENT:
You think I would regret killing George? Oh, honey
CAT:
You might if NATE hates you for it
TRENT:
No, I just needed SOMEONE in this room to
understand what I'm going through
CAT:
transferring emotions to the ones you love is not
ok. You don't hurt the ones you love....
PENRYN
Adding commentary in the Year of Our Lord 2022 (pre-May), and BOY IS THAT HILARIOUS IN HINDSIGHT.
TRENT:
and who the hell are you, father's other
child, to tell me how my little bug is going to feel?
No, we just hurt our friends.
*Glares at George*
CAT:
Obviously Nate LOVES George, or are you just
blind? Killing someone, someone you love, loves, is not just wrong, it's cruel.
REBECCA:
Cat....enough. I can do this myself,
thanks.
TRENT:
Yeah well, so was our dad leaving me and my
mom to go make you. I guess it's just in my blood.
CAT:
That's a sorry excuse if I ever heard one,
Trent. A crutch, to verify your actions. That's....sad.
REBECCA:
I
swear if you people don't SHUT UP and let me talk!
TRENT:
You're fired. Oh and you and Josh can get
the hell out of my house.
CAT shrugs
XANDER:
Really? is this infighting necessary?
TRENT:
Yes.
FREYA:
is
this a daily thing?
GEORGE:
No,
who has the hormonal ball changes thank the gods.
Mansk
"What the fuck is a hormonal ball
change?"
Prager
"What the fuck is a George?"
CYGNET
…well, a ball change is a dance move, which a George would know.
PIFFY
I twitch every time "hormonal" comes up
PENRYN
same tbh
I think Nate's writer was premenstrual at the time, but that's an OOC thing not an IC thing
it doesn't belong in the discussion
TRENT:
You know, Catherine, you and George have a
lot in common. Neither of you should have been conceived, let alone born.
LUCIFER:
That's enough
REBECCA:
would you please stop projecting, babe. Right
now... be mad at ME.
TRENT:
Oh, I am. I've been mad at you for four
years.
REBECCA:
good...
I'm mad at you too.
FREYA:
is
this a set up for angry make up sex? (whispers to Cat)
TRENT:
Hell, no.
REBECCA:
Four
years? What did....ohhhhhh so you want to bring up the past again? After you
promised that you wouldn’t, and all was forgiven.
*nods*
TRENT:
But we can't help how we feel, can we.
REBECCA:
you know....for someone so afraid to lose
the ones they love, you have an unnatural talent for shoving them away.
TRENT:
For all I know, you could change your mind
and walk right out that door again
REBECCA:
Is that what you are frightened of?
TRENT! I said YES to marrying you! I MEANT IT
Sure, we argue, and fight, but that doesn't
change my feelings for you. Not ever!
TRENT:
We've been together for a lot shorter time
than you spent pushing me away. And I lied, I'm not really mad at you about it
anymore, I just needed to draw your attention to that.
REBECCA:
How many times do I have to tell you before
you believe me....that I LOVE YOU! With everything within me?
*blinks so her emotions don't fall from her
eyes.*
I am
not leaving, not ever.
*reaches out for him, hoping he won't push
her away*
Baby....I love you and I swear, that will
never change....
TRENT guarded, but allows her to reach
for him
REBECCA:
Look at me....look in my eyes. You know I
can't lie, not to you. You would see it. (says softly as she caresses his face
gently)
I LOVE YOU, Trent Maddock. You are the best
thing that has ever happened to me, and I absolutely adore you. I can't
apologize enough for hurting you and I mean that, but I also mean that you are
the most important person in my life. Ever! You are my life.
TRENT:
Rebecca, I.... I'm sorry I didn't clear it
with you. It was the heat of the moment and I forgot. I promise, I did not do
it to hurt you or spite you. I just....
REBECCA shakes her head as he sought to
apologize and kissed him, deeply. She forgave him, it was what one did when
they loved each other
Don't....it's ok. I am sorry I yelled at you,
or made you think that I was taking sides. I really wasn't. I love you, Trent.
No matter what happens between us....I love you. Please remember that....
TRENT:
I love you, too.
REBECCA smiled faintly and pulled him
into a tight hug
FREYA:
well....that
was fun.
GEORGE:
I really am sorry too, Trent. For....hurting
your feelings if my actions hurt you. I really didn't mean to. Honest.
XANDER:
This is better than tv.
CAT snorts
TRENT:
Well, they did, but I guess I can see how
me showing up on your doorstep with Nate's bathrobe was also insensitive. And
that time I told you to come get him when I could have sobered him up and
driven him home myself. I guess I just don't like being reminded that you're
more, you know, available to make that kind of a bond with him.
GEORGE shrugs a bit but smiles
We all make mistakes.
PENRYN
Agreed, but your parents owe us all an apology, Gaston.
GEORGE
We just have
different things that we do for him. I used to hate that you were around
immensely. But, you make him happy too, so I had to learn to channel that anger
and to make peace that you are in his life to. It wasn't easy, but you change,
for the ones you love....and it helps, to know we both have a bond with him.
Just different.
REBECCA:
And I am still coming to terms with you two
being all....sexy....I just asked that you not push me. I will get there in my
own time....and you both are so good to be patient with me.
NATE leans casually against the doorframe
munching on hash browns and bacon
You should apologize to Cat, too. You were
pretty mean to her.
TRENT:
Oh, yeah. Shit. Catherine, that was really
mean of me. You're not fired, and you can— actually, you do need to relocate
Josh, he's old enough to figure his own situation out. But yeah, what I said
was not cool.
MAZE:
Blech.
CAT looks over at her brother and smiles
slightly, as if she knew he would apologize when he calmed. after all, she had
worked for him for years
It's all good, Bro. We all say things we don't mean when we are angry. Even me. I still love you though.
She nodded and used her phone to look a few things up.
Consider it done. He will be gone by the
night.
XANDER looks at Maze and smirks
Not your style?
MAZE:
I got some alcoholic blood if you
need to rinse your mouth out from all this glurge.
XANDER:
Oh yes, please!
*chuckles deeply*
MAZE refills his thermos
FREYA
see....this is why am I monogamous.
(teases)
I don't think I could handle more than one.
CAT:
Hun, you haven't had one yet...... wait
till you are your Priest....you know....but make up sex is awesome.
REBECCA rolls her eyes and chuckles
Leave the virgin alone... (says playfully)
NATE:
no one caaaares
REBECCA giggles and kisses Nate's nose
MAZE:
what's up his ass?
TRENT:
He doesn't like Freya
MAZE:
Yeah that's fair
SIGYN
Hey, I brought you in to help the girls,
not bully them too!
FREYA:
no idea why he doesn't like me though......
REBECCA:
you're still new....
CAT:
it'll wear off in time....
NATE:
Maze is new, I like her. Xander seems........uh....he's
here too
XANDER's eyebrow goes up at hearing his
name.
CAT:
then what is it about her you don't like?
cause I am confused?
NATE:
No, your ears just don't work. I've been
very clear about why I don't like her
She's a show-off and she's whiny and every
time any one of you talks it's to ooh and ahh over her
CAT:
you know Admin is slow at times, and even
more so when it gets late....explain again....for those in the back. 😉
NATE:
I'm cool with your admin 😛
FREYA looks offended but says nothing
CAT:
well, she hasn't had the best upbringing Hun.
This is all new and exciting to her. She's like....a cute little shut-in who
has never seen the mortal world before...... or anything for that matter and
has no idea what she can do with her gifts....
NATE:
oh blah blah blah don't talk to me about a
bad upbringing; you're all trying too hard to make her seem cute because no she
is not; the ingenue act is fucking old; and oooh ✨ giiifts✨
Face it, she's a Mary Sue classic.
REBECCA:
you, at least got to go places, do things,
meet people. Became the awesome lawyer you are.
Mansk
"Yeah Nathaniel, feel guilty, this is
the cult of Freya and she deserves your pity and admiration and also make sure
you bury your face firmly between both ass cheeks like most of these bitches
have and plant a big wet one"
Miles
"All hail Freya! Witch Goddess
powerful enough to make me vomit from afar"
Prager
"I'm not joining this cult.... I'd
rather kill myself"
FREYA:
I don't know what a Mary Sue is, but I
assure you that I am not one......
How the FUCK can you say you’re not a Mary Sue if you don’t even know what one is? That’s the height of ignorance.
NATE:
Tragic backstory, special abilities,
doesn't ~know~ how the ~world works~ or how ~beautiful~ she is
oh, you don't know what a Mary Sue is
CAT:
can
we NOT anger the witch with untapped powers please? (teases)
AVERNA
What starts with a C and rhymes with "tharacter shilling"?
NATE:
oooh don't aaanger the wiiiitch
FREYA:
he is free to say whatever he wants....it
doesn't bother me.
*lifts her nose up in the air*
CAT:
yea....her main power is fire....I don't
want to be burned.
XANDER:
Fire?!
*moves a bit away from Freya*
NATE:
I don't care if she burns me lol
PENRYN
Averna's power is also fire and she's ACTUALLY well-written. I can say that because she and I are not written by the same person.
AVERNA
And I only burn people for good reasons, like wanting to hear them scream, smell their sizzling flesh, taste their fear--
BRIAR
You kill people for self-gratification, we get it.
AVERNA
And I don't burn my author's other player characters for getting lippy. I respect dibs when I see 'em.
POST-EDIT NATHANIEL
Damn, Averna. Too bad you only like dead boys.
AVERNA: ,)
PENRYN
Now fucking tell us Nathaniel doesn't like newcomers. Oblivious twit.
BEX laughing
that
is so not Freya....omg, she is much deeper than that, as we will see in story.
lol
FREYA:
I
don't need you to fight my battles for me, Admin. He just doesn't know me yet....
NATE:
That's how ALL OF YOU on her admin side
react to her, like awestruck cheerleaders
CAT:
oh come on....have you stayed up all night
talking to her? No. you haven't. and I didn't really like her at first either.
PLOT HOLE! Yes she did – she said, “She
seems nice.”
FREYA blinks but shrugs
CAT:
sorry, newcomers are treated till they
prove themselves....
No, they’re not. That has never been a
thing.
TRENT:
It's okay, little bug. If you don't like
her, I don't either.
NATE:
Why would I torture myself like that?
I don't have a problem with newcomers
I'm fine with Xander
XANDER smirks, showing fang
NATE:
and
Maze
FREYA:
That's fine. you don't have to like me.
NATE:
Wow, thank you SO MUCH for permission to
feel how I feel. You're like,,,
*twirls imaginary hair*
sooo
sweet like, oh my god
CAT rolls eyes
REBECCA:
geez....how many people are on the hormonal
ball today?
*giggles*
Lyle
"Just you bitches everyday!
HEHEHEHE!!!!"
Mansk
"Nate never liked her. Whether the
hormonal thing was legit or not.... "
FREYA:
I am
not like that. Stop that!
*is getting a bit frustrated*
BLACKWOOD slaps Nate's lower back
BLACKWOOD:
Take it down a notch or five.
TRENT:
That's just how So Cal people make fun of
others. Our go-to insult is pretending to be a Valley Girl.
FREYA seethes silently, but smiles faintly
when Faustus steps in
CAT:
That's what I have been saying....take it
down.
FREYA:
I am most definitely not a valley girl!
Lyle
"No shit, they're less annoying"
FREYA BEST (Joe’s Freya)
"... I'm not.. but I might become one
now!"
Lyle
"You'd be a hot Valley Girl" 😘
PENRYN
How the hell does Freya H. know what a Valley Girl is?
NATE:
✨no one cares✨
GEORGE cuddles Nate
Lyle
"HA! Yo take my attention payment and
shut up!!!"
FREYA:
I don't care if you care!
REBECCA:
oh gods....not again!
NATE:
Then why are you still talking?
*nestles close to George*
careful, I'm still a little sore
FREYA glares at Nate
Why must you be so...... patronizing?
NATE:
Why must you be so annoying?
Mansk
(to Freya) "Why must you be so patronizable"
Prager
"Is this a word?"
Mansk
"Don't patronize me bitch"
PENRYN
You know, if Shakespeare can make up words,
so can you, Mansk. You're valid.
Sydney
"I make up words.. like
Penilious.."
POST-EDIT RENA
Mmm, sounds... penile 😉
GEORGE is careful of where he puts his hands
and kisses his cheek
FREYA:
everything seems to annoy you
NATE:
Everything? Is George annoying me? Is
Lucifer annoying me? How about Rebecca or Trent or Xander or Maze?
REBECCA:
Whoa....don't bring me into this.
FREYA:
You....are not a very nice person...... I
can't help who I am.
MAZE:
Aren't you forgetting the pompous guy in
the frilly shirt?
NATE:
No,
I don't like him either
FREYA:
So you don't like me, or Faustus? That's....petty.
Prager
"Well nobody said it wasn't but thanks
for your unwanted opinions as usual"
PENRYN
Prager's right, but I also disagree that
it's petty. Sometimes people just don't like other people. It is what it is
SYKES
Yeah I mean as a whole I'd consider
Nathaniel petty. But honestly I know plenty who would be in his shoes. Like
he's also right she's an attention seeking hoe. Now two wrongs don't equal
right but....... Fuck Freya she deserves it
Better yet have a miscarriage and die
Nathaniel
POST-EDIT Nathaniel
But I'm a man....
SYKES
That never stopped Bex's males ROFL
Orion
I can give you a half-working womb!
POST-EDIT Nathaniel
No, thank you.
Freya B.
"That Freya makes me wanna have my
tubes tied.. that's so bad.."
Beo
"Noo!! We want cute jubly babies one
day!!"
Mansk
"Which says alot coming from Beo"
Freya B.
"Awh!! That means to world to me since
you hate kids!"
Beo
".... Jinx on both ya.."
NATE:
Whatever you say, whiny bitch
FREYA:
What...... did you just....call me?
NATE:
Are your ears broken too?
FREYA's anger flared, and with it, her
magic
No....but yours are about to be....
PIFFY
She threatened violence first!
NATE:
Please.... Try me
TRENT:
NO. No. Absolutely not.
LUCIFER stands in front of Nate and Trent
with his wings out
REBECCA:
No....let's not!
FREYA's fists ball as her eyes shift
Don't push me....MORTAL.
BRIAR marks a bingo card
Uses 'mortal' as a slur...
PENRYN
DO YOU SEE WHY NATE THINKS SHE'S A SUE
BRIAR
I think so! She's overhyped and this is my third box.
SERLEINA offers Penryn a Shitty Supernatural Being Bingo card
PENRYN
Oh, thank you!
BRIAR
other boxes so far were "has following of unearned sycophants" and "disproportionate threats of supernatural violence"
AKUMA
omg it me
ILLYBRIUS snickers
LUCIFER:
Why don't we all just calm down.
*Fluffs wings for emphasis*
XANDER moves back from Freya, can sense
her magic
Can we not?
FREYA glares at Lucifer
Tell
him to stop being an ass....
Miles
"You know how many people I'd have
killed if I killed people over being .... An ass? This child didn't get whooped
enough I'd say"
Lyle
"Oooohhhh SHIT!! No shit!"
Mansk mockingly
"She's twenty-three"
Miles
"And? That's a child to all three of
us at least"
Lyle
"Teenage baby witch has the temper of
a five-year-old not a high schooler"
Prager
"Her dad did beat her guys!!! That's
WHY ShEs LIKE THIS WAAAH!!!"
Miles
"Not hard enough"
LUCIFER:
I'm
not here to babysit any of you.
Miles
"And who told you that? Cause they
lied"
PENRYN
Well, technically the contract he made with
Nate only states that he has to protect Nate and Trent from being physically or
magically harmed by Freya or Blackwood. Trying to get them to behave any kind
of way wasn't part of the deal
FREYA breathes deep and her magic
disperses.
FREYA:
I
have no desire to hurt you, even if you are an asshole sometimes.
REBECCA:
You flared up like a firecracker....
CAT:
Magic isn't something to play with.
NATE: 🙄
This is exactly what I mean
You all talking about how amazing her magic
is. I'm not trying to start a fight; I'm just making a point.
FREYA:
Shut it! Do you want to bear another scar
other than the two you are bearing?
Lyle
"Alright we about to crack into this
like a whore in church!"
Mansk
"That was also Freya, burning and
naked"
Prager
"Bro.... You fucked up in the
head"
Mansk
"Yup"
Prager
"I don't want to hurt you but excuse
me while I threaten to hurt you a second time!!!"
Mansk
"Not to mention she said that directly
after he said he isn't interested in fighting her"
Miles
"Nathaniel hasn't made one physical
move against her. In fact, no one has. At this point Freya is just trying to
find a reason to flex her power cock"
Syd
".. and this is what we call the
dullest crayon in the box! Ha!"
Prager
"Seriously, Sydney is brighter and
she's dumb as hell!"
Syd
"...This is true.."
CYGNET
So, wait. Person A clearly states he doesn’t
want a fight, but Person B continues to threaten, just to be petty. And yet Bex
dislikes Aemond, right? Who is, by the way, infinitely better-written
than Freya.
TRENT:
Bless your heart, you think those are his
only scars?
REBECCA:
Ohhhhkkkk....I am just gonna move her over
here....
*takes Freya's hand and moves her away from Nate*
No more fighting. from anyone.
BEX
yea, not her fault that she hasn't had time
in my mind to flesh out her story yet. lol lol
NATE:
All I'm doing is explaining what none of
you seem to want to understand. That's a common theme with you people. We
explain and explain and you just shut your ears. I don't care whose fault it
is, and it's not about her STORY.
FREYA:
well I am not going anywhere so get
used to it!
NATE:
oh
my fucking god will you listen to me. Just stop acting like she's the most
specialest thing ever to exist just because she can do a few parlor tricks.
TRENT:
I know somewhere she can go.
LUCIFER:
She's a Satanist, remember?
TRENT:
oh,
dammit
CAT:
I
never said she was the most specialest thing....
NATE:
You never SAID it
But you all ACT. Like. It.
REBECCA:
omg, are we really arguing about this?
NATE:
constantly oohing and aaahing
SHUT THE FUCK UP REBECCA
REBECCA:
what the fuck did I do!? Don't you yell at
me!
NATE:
I'm
going to say this as many times as I need to before you fuckers understand
Don't you tell me what to do when you're
the one interfering for no real reason. This isn't about you. why do you always
put yourself in the middle of things and make it all about you? Now.
REBECCA:
I never said it was! All I said was we
shouldn't be arguing. We are all here, together, so make the most of it.
NATE:
I am tired of everyone ooohing and aaahing
over Miss Special and her abilities.
I AM NOT ARGUING I AM EXPLAINING
YOU are all arguing and trying to tell me
I'm wrong for feeling how I feel
TRENT pulls Nathaniel close, protective
FREYA:
I am
not changing who I am just to suit you and your petty little
self-delusions. You really can't stand it when someone else takes the
attention away from you, can you?
NATE:
IT
ISNT ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND I AM NOT DELUSIONAL, YOU STUPID, BRAINDEAD CUNT
REBECCA moves away
I just don't like arguing....
PIFFY
Does she tho?
PENRYN
She's... a lawyer.... although, canonically, she likes being right more than she likes actually arguing, and will tend to have a meltdown if someone correctly points out her faults
Prager
"This is a serious case of her muses
cannot take anyone's side but their own. Not really. They may hint at it rarely
but it doesn't happen. Rebecca has had absolutely zero reason to Oooohh and
Aaaahhh at Freya or turn on Nathaniel or Trent for disliking her. Other than
they are written by the same writer and Kumbaya. In fact she shouldn't even be talking right
now!"
NATE:
I am talking about EVERYONE ELSES REACTIONS
to you parading your ✨special powers✨
FREYA:
DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT YOU HYPACRITCAL
MORTAL!!
*again, magic flares*
CAT:
Bets? Anyone....who wants dibs this go
round?
TRENT pushes Nate behind him
Do NOT threaten my man.
GEORGE:
Shut up Cat!
NATE:
oh
yeah just rub it in that I'm JUST a mortal
LUCIFER is on his feet with his wings
out
FREYA:
Tell him to stop acting like a spoiled brat
and I won't have to....I am not special. I am just not mortal.
Mansk
"And I'm a blue monkey, want a
cookie?"
Lyle chucking a banana at Mansk.
"I am too STOP acting SPECIAL!!!"
TROPHY
Monkey! oo oo, aa aa, cookie cookie!
AKUMA points to her blue hair
Excuse you, if anyone BLUE and NOT MORTAL
here is having cookies, it's ME.
TROPHY
BUT MOOOOMMMMMMM
XANDER has moved FAR away by this point
I have no desire to burn....thank you
TRENT:
He is literally just trying to explain his
feelings. You're the one turning it into a fight.
CAT:
he
needs to tone it down a bit. He's being overly critical and harsh to someone he
doesn't even know.
PIFFY
Cat fuck the shut up
Prager
"See what he's saying though is....
When did this turn into Bex's Powerpuff girl club? Aren't you supposed to be
super into Nathaniel and Trent’s sister? Oh and flirting with Lucifer. But
because of your girl club they're all in the wrong right now right?"
FREYA:
I
can do this myself!
CAT:
Hey, I didn't like you at first either, so
don't make me change my mind.
*goes silent*
PENRYN
Yes the fuck you did. You said, “She seems
nice.”
Prager
"Oh no! She broke girl code! The powerpuff girls are breaking up!!" -Gasp-
LUCIFER:
SILENCE!
*voice echoes dangerously with something unearthly*
all still
LUCIFER:
Catherine and Rebecca are right. We should
not be spending this time squabbling like seagulls. Freya, you are who you are.
Why should his opinion rile you so? Yet I will not allow you to harm the people
I am assigned to protect against you and Blackwood. I do not care who started
this or why. It is finished.
FREYA's magic fluttering around her
like waves, the fire echoing in her eyes as she death glares Nate.
XANDER:
Can you tone it down a bit, Freya? Please?
I feel it from here.
BRIAR marks card
grandiose displays of power...
AKUMA
seriously, did this used to be called the Akuma Card?
ILLYBRIUS
omfg Akuma not everything is about you
AKUMA
yes it is, it totally is
FREYA pulls it back a bit
Against us? We have done nothing wrong! Who
says we have!
LUCIFER:
I
never said you did anything wrong
NATE:
Blackwood tried to kill Trent and me his
first night here!
FREYA:
Well then maybe you shouldn't have provoked
him.... (said softly)
NATE:
HE FUCKING ADMITTED he was trying to
"test" us to see if we were worthy to share his headspace and we
almost DIED
LUCIFER:
ENOUGH
Freya, you need to stop.
FREYA:
Testing? Ohhh you poor thing. and
yet....here you are....
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS
SHIT???? LITERALLY, NATHANIEL DID NOT PROVOKE FAUSTUS; FAUSTUS TRIED TO KILL
TRENT AND NATHANIEL FOR NO FUCKING REASON AND YOU’RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND ACT
ALL SUPERIOR?! REALLY?
LUCIFER:
I
was brought here because you two are more powerful than Nathaniel and Trent and
they needed someone to protect them.
Freya, STOP. I do not wish to ask you
again. Sit down. Shut up. And make yourself scarce because right now YOU are
the one making things worse
FREYA goes silent but still upset
I
have no desire to hurt anyone, but I will protect myself....just saying....
Do you fucking know what “SILENT”
means?! because it’s not THAT.
BRIAR
Protect yourself from what? Do you die if people stop shilling you for too long?
AKUMA
I AM LIKE TINKERBELL. I NEED APPLAUSE TO LIVE.
EPIPHANY
[is that why you say things that provoke clap emojis so much?]
AKUMA
... I don't know what you mean, but yes!
PENRYN
I think she thought Nate or Trent was going to hit her?
PIFFY
👏She👏threatened👏violence👏first👏
(threw in some claps to keep Akuma running)
AKUMA
Almost as delicious as bubble tea!
Prager
"Hey guys I suddenly got magical
powers to see the future!!"
Lyle
"Oh really!!! Tell us!!"
Prager
"I can't, it will ruin the timeline
but..... Freya H. has glass and grass but hardly any ass in her future"
Lyle
- Mock Gasp-
Mansk
"This is when it should have
happened...."
LUCIFER:
I may not be YOUR dark lord, but I am
plenty strong, and I will shut you up if you continue.
REBECCA sighs and rolls her eyes
Oh gods......
GEORGE shakes head
MAZE whispers to Nate
Why does she think she's entitled to being
protected?
NATE shrugs
FREYA:
I
DON'T!
Prager
"Ok Joffrey are you done with your fit
yet? It's a bit prolonged at this point"
LUCIFER narrows eyes
FREYA:
I
don't need to be protected....from you or anyone else!
You literally just said you’ll “protect
yourself”; Maze is saying you don’t deserve to. Are you challenged?
REBECCA:
What was that, Maze?
FREYA:
and you don't need to be protected from ME
Mansk
"Everyone witnessed your crimes
darlin. And the evidence would prove otherwise. I do believe now's the part
where you have the right to remain silent"
Lyle
"And all of this IS definitely being
judged by the court of law"
POST-EDIT RENA
Well-- I wouldn't exactly call us that.
POST-EDIT NATHANIEL
Put Lyle's dick back in your mouth and shut
up.
LUCIFER:
One more word.
*eyes burn red*
SIGYN
wow lol she really doesn't know when to
pick her battles
BEX
yeaaaa....maybe I won't type her reply then.
Lol
SIGYN
I wouldn’t.
BEX
Hehehehe
SIGYN
Lucifer is about to knock her into a wall, if
Trent doesn't beat him to it
FREYA goes silent and sits. this sucks
AVERNA
Yeah, trying to push around outside your weight class sucks, but you got off with a verbal slap on the wrist. You are not only annoying, but stupid if you need your author to step in to stop you from mouthing off when you're this outmatched. Pick your battles, sweetcheeks. I'd say "You'll survive longer" but you have Author's Precious Armor
TRENT:
Little bug, I think you're overheated too.
*Gently takes off his house dress, puts it
in Nate's lap, and wipes him down with wet naps*
NATE winces but lets him do it
LUCIFER puts his wings away and walks
around behind Nate
Ha! He's been trademarked!
TRENT:
What?.... Oh! No, those are my initials.
REBECCA:
are we really trying to start another brawl....I
mean, what is this? Hash it out Sunday? Count me out....already had my argument
for the day, thanks.
*being sarcastic*
If Freya would shut the fuck up, and if
everyone would shut the fuck up about her, then no, there would be no “brawl”.
Same with if George didn’t PUBLICLY treat branding Nate like a marriage
ceremony in front of Trent, and if Rebecca and George hadn’t tried to gaslight
him about it. Nate and Trent were not the ones causing these goddamn fights.
GEORGE goes over to see the brand and
nods
Interesting. I like it.
*smiles faintly*
FREYA is silent, but her power has faded
again. She can't always control it.
CAT:
Wow....it's super fun with you all in here.
What happens next?
*giggles*
XANDER comes back into the room and
settles down in a dark corner
You all....I don't know yet......
TRENT:
Rebecca, that isn't helpful.
NATE leans his head into George's
shoulder
So dizzy....
CAT:
She's being sarcastic, Bro. But I agree. we
can't keep fighting. Little spats are ok, but big ones....
GEORGE:
Whoa... hey... Nate are you ok?
MAZE:
Xander, you good?
NATE:
I've never been that angry before.... it's
overwhelming.
REBECCA & CAT perk up at hearing
Nate
REBECCA:
Has
he eaten today?
He literally just said he’s dizzy
because he’s angry…
CAT:
Nate?
XANDER:
I
am, thanks Maze.
NATE:
Um, you didn't fucking notice the giant
fucking plate of hash browns and bacon? of course you didn't you were too busy
paying attention to
*continues to grumble*
REBECCA:
Not really....sorry, but good. I was a
little out of it this morning.
*chuckles and nudges Nate*
Not the reason....you know I am not a
morning person....
CAT:
No
coffee makes Rebecca cranky and unfocused.
*laughs*
NATE:
That wasn't this fucking MORNING! JESUS H.
CHRIST ON A BEIGNET
REBECCA:
Sorry....I am forgetful, we all know this....
FREYA & XANDER wince at his word usage
NATE:
Yeah, well, if you focused on something other
than your pussy and your new girlfriend, maybe you'd remember better
TRENT pulls Nate close
Hey, hey, you're overheating again
MAZE: 🍿
MAZE:
Is anyone recording this? I wanna give it a
5⭐ rating on Prime Video
Prager
"Zero fucking stars.... I have a god
damn headache"
Lyle
"Yeah I mean I prefer things with
actual action and not just idle threats from dumb cunts"
TRENT:
I am, but shut up, Maze. George, are you
planning to actually help your boyfriend or are you just going to sit there
like a lump?
CAT:
Damn....Nate. You need to watch your mouth.
Rebecca loves you, and Trent... he just insulted your woman, and you did
nothing....and we wonder why we are all fucked up.
Prager
"Pretty sure that sounds like a
conversation for... Oh I don't know? Maybe Nathaniel, Trent and Rebecca... Not
CAT!"
Lyle
"As fucking usual.... "
GEORGE gets up and goes to find the cream
he had brought that was supposed to prevent infection
You didn't use this, did you?
TRENT:
I
don't agree with his phrasing, but he's not wrong about her being
self-absorbed.
NATE:
We used a cream, yes, I'm not infected,
just angry.
BEX
Don't be too mad at George....Admin is a
bit fuzzy today and misses cues. Lol
TRENT:
George, are you implying I don't know how
to take care of him?
GEORGE:
You just
asked for my hel—-you know what! I don't know about magic. I don't know how to
help other than the cream or food....
Um, help EMOTIONALLY? How is this
difficult?
TRENT:
George, just.... keep him grounded.
GEORGE goes to sit by Nate and wraps his
arms around him gently
Breathe Nate....we both got you....
TRENT, quietly to Cat
I'll
scold him later, about the Rebecca thing. I don't want him to feel cornered.
CAT, quietly back
Not my call bro....I get it....but... umm...
*nods to where Rebecca is steaming, but
hides it, or so she thinks*
Least she's trying....
MAZE goes over to sit next to Rebecca
Hey.
REBECCA looks at Maze
hey. How are you?
MAZE:
Got no complaints. That's in interesting
dynamic you have going on. How are you? Wanna go roll drunks?
REBECCA:
I'm fine. And thanks, we make it work....and
no, we don't argue every day.
*chuckles and smirks*
Roll
drunks? You still do that?
MAZE:
Once in a while, to blow off steam
REBECCA:
That's what you do to blow off steam?
*giggles*
CAT settles back and sips her drink
XANDER goes to sit by the boys
ummm....may
I?
MAZE:
One
of the things, yeah. Why, what do you do? Besides Dimples McGee
NATE looks up at Xander
Sure
REBECCA snorts
To blow off steam? I go for a walk, clean,
cook, drink....
XANDER reaches out and gently touches
Nate's shoulder
I am cold naturally....
*chuckles*
NATE tries to suppress a moan
That feels good.
MAZE:
How about you, little one? (addressing Freya)
How do you blow off steam?
XANDER raises an eyebrow and smirks
This is a one-time thing. I normally don't
care about anything....or anyone....
FREYA turns to look at Maze and smirks
I read, or spend time with my brother.
MAZE:
Yeah, I was thinking a more physical
outlet.
Do you run? Box? Stab things?
FREYA:
I
don't do anything really physical. Except maybe dance, or go for walks.
*tilts her head*
Stab things? No.
*chuckles*
AVERNA pretends not to preen in superiority
AKUMA openly preens in superiority
NATE:
Thanks for this, then.
MAZE:
Yeah, I suggest you find a physical outlet
so the next time someone shoots their mouth off and pisses you off, you can get
all that aggression out. It'll help you focus better with other things, too.
TRENT kisses Nate, then goes and gets the
ice tray and hands it off to George with a smirk
I've got an appointment for a brozilian. You
guys go, have fun.
NATE:
You wax?
TRENT:
You need water to shave 😐
XANDER shrugs
I'm stuck here so might as well attempt to
make the best of it.
FREYA:
maybe....sparring? I've always liked the
idea of learning how to defend myself without magic.
and for other reasons
*chuckles*
MAZE:
I'm
down to spar anytime.
GEORGE takes the ice and moves to pull
Nate closer to him
we will be here when you get back....
FREYA:
really?
BLACKWOOD and LUCIFER are discussing their
favorite wines.
MAZE:
I mean, unless I'm in bed with someone
or on a bounty hunt
FREYA:
Eww....no.
Sparring is fine. (teases)
You
bounty hunt too? that's so cool!
REBECCA curled up, reading, oblivious to
everything around her
MAZE:
Apparently you need money in the human
world
Miles
"Sure comes in handy down here
bub"
Lyle
"No one's gonna get that reference"
Miles
"Oh well!" 🤣
FREYA:
Yea, that is a necessity.
NATE leans into George and smiles
dreamily, coming down off the rage-adrenaline high
MAZE:
so I figure, might as well play to my
strengths
and I definitely recommend learning how to
fight if you're going to go up against Muscles One and Two.
GEORGE uses the ice to soothe Nate and
kisses his forehead
FREYA laughs softly
Nice
nicknames. Sooo....where do we begin?
NATE moaning more openly now
Mmm, that feels sooo good, you guys....
XANDER:
And this is me leaving....
GEORGE snorts
Not exactly the friendliest person is he? (teases)
MAZE:
Let's start with some basic moves. One-Two
punches, three-four jabs, and five-six uppercuts.
NATE:
It's
fine, I didn't expect him to join us
XANDER goes to sit by Rebecca and tilts
his head
Jane Eyre...... ??
REBECCA looks up and nods
Good story....helps keep me focused
sometimes.
FREYA stands and raises her fists
Show me how? Am I standing right?
MAZE:
Yeah, you wanna....
*Adjusts her position a little*
And then....
*Demonstrates again*
FREYA allows Maze to reposition her and
then follows her movements, slowly at first
Like this?
XANDER:
Isn't that a love story?
REBECCA:
Tragically so....but it's the best
kind.
*smiles*
GEORGE rubs ice down Nates back and arms,
cuddling him
You feeling better, Love?
MAZE:
Yeah, that's good. And just between us
girls, I don't think Muscles One, the slutty guy, dislikes you as much as he
claims
NATE gazes hungrily at George and cups
his cheek
More....
FREYA:
He
isn't slutty... just loved....
She tried the motions again, faster this
time.
GEORGE:
More? You want...... As you ask......
*picking Nate up, he carries him to the
back room and shuts the door behind him*
MAZE:
Good, you learn fast. And no, he's
definitely a slut. You didn't clock him trying, and failing, to flirt with the
new guy?
FREYA:
No...
I didn't.
*smirks*
XANDER:
I heard that, and I do not approve.
MAZE:
Not into guys?
XANDER:
Non.
FREYA chuckles
give it time, hanging in this headspace long enough. (teases)
MAZE:
Yeah, I wouldn't go for him either. If I tried
to torture him, he'd take all the fun out of it by enjoying it too much. Got
'that' vibe, you know?
FREYA:
So, what's next?
*trying the steps again, faster this time*
XANDER:
exactly. I am glad we are on the same page. It
is no fun to torture someone if they like it.
REBECCA rolls eyes at the conversation
MAZE teaches Freya a couple new combos
(To Xander) Right? I mean, give me a little
something to work with!
FREYA tries the new moves slowly,
watching as she moves and trying to copy
You people torture people? Well I guess
bounty hunting, you would kind of have to.
XANDER:
Exactement!
He nods.
And it isn't just the job she does little
Witch
MAZE moving easily and fluidly, but
slowly, to match Freya's level
It's
fun. At least usually. Their fear is delicious.
FREYA watches Maze and catches on after a
few more moments practice
So, what does this do, exactly? This
movement?
XANDER:
I
feed off the blood, but the fear is perfect too.
MAZE:
These are just different ways to hit
someone so far. Like imagine you wanted to punch me. For a punch, you go
straight on and hope to hit here. For a jab, you go round and hope to hit
there. And for an uppercut, you want to catch them under the jaw.
To me, fear makes their blood taste better,
if I drink it. Do you find emotions or diet heighten the taste?
FREYA:
Can....we try? Not like....I don't want to
hit you for real, but I think it might make it easier if we tried to put the
motions in use.
XANDER:
Seems you have an eager pupil.
He chuckled.
Depends on the person really. When someone
doesn't taste good as far as what they eat, I frighten them. Makes it all the
more succulent.
MAZE:
Well
duh, I thought you'd never ask!
*Smiles wickedly*
Fear, lust, and despair are my favorites for
improving the taste.
FREYA squares up like Maze showed her and
watches her. She knows better than to move first
XANDER:
lust? I have never tried....it... intrigues
me...
MAZE:
I'm going to throw the first punch. I want
you to dodge or block it and then hit back, got it?
Admins attempt to determine the outcome
with dice.
Watching the woman, FREYA thought she
detected a hint of a possible move and side stepped and lashed out at the same
time to deflect....only....she didn’t deflect and hit Maze square in the jaw.
FREYA
I'm sorry....!
She froze.
I thought you were moving!
MAZE:
Oof! No, that was good, I underestimated
you. You want to hit your opponent back. if Slutty the Muscle Man hit
you, you'd want to hit him back on even ground, wouldn't you?
FREYA:
yes....I
guess so.
She
nodded and squared off again. Waiting. Watching.
While they fight, Trent returns from
his wax appointment and goes to sit with Rebecca and Xander
TRENT:
hey
REBECCA looks up and smiles faintly
hey
love....
XANDER nods and moves aside a bit to let
Trent have more space
Trent....
TRENT:
Thank you for helping with Nate back there,
um, and why did you?
XANDER shrugged
I am dead... and as such much colder than
ice.
TRENT:
That's why it worked
I'm asking what motivated you
XANDER:
I don’t honestly know. Would you rather I didn’t?
TRENT:
Kind of? He seemed really into it,
and I was going to get the ice anyway. But thank you, still.
XANDER:
I
have no interest in your male... mate. do not worry. Merely offering of
assistance that is not usually given.
REBECCA:
he hates people and keeps to himself.
She chuckled, letting the boys talk,
reading.
Mansk
"How the fuck do you know?"
TRENT:
Well, that's big of you. I guess you're okay.
XANDER:
you are welcome.
Turning to Rebecca, he nodded politely and
turned to go watch Maze and Freya spar.
Setting down her book, REBECCA reached out for Trent's hand and entwined their fingers together.
REBECCA:
guys....you look terrible. (she teases with a soft laugh)
NATE:
But we feel awesome.
GEORGE:
very much so.
XANDER:
you smell....awesome as well. Like food....excuse
me.
He leaves a bit to go hunt.
NATE points after him and smiles
He's cool.
REBECCA:
he's dead....of course he's cool. (teasing)
CAT:
and strictly straight.
REBECCA:
must you?
CAT:
what....?
NATE shrugs
I've got all the man I need here
*puts an arm around George*
and here
*an arm around Trent*
GEORGE:
sounds good to me cause I got all I need
right here too.
REBECCA is still a little upset about
earlier but smirks
GEORGE:
I
love you....
FREYA comes back after sparing with Maze,
covered in bruises but smiling
TRENT:
Good, cause I'm pretty sure I can take Tiny
the Priestman Layer in a fight, but I do not wanna have to beat off—
Hiii Xander, how are yooouuu?
XANDER lifts his eyebrow and pulls back
at such a greeting
Ummm... fine......
TRENT:
Enjoy 😁 your 😁 dinner
😁?
XANDER:
Yes. I always do. Why?
*looks at Trent like he has two heads*
REBECCA looks up at Xander and chuckles
MAZE:
He was just talking about you.
REBECCA looks after him and sighs softly,
going back to reading
CAT:
Hey? What's up?
*nudges Rebecca*
XANDER:
Talking about me? Why?
MAZE:
Oh, Cat told him you're straight and he was
about to say that's good cause he thinks he'd lose in a fight against you.
You, sad girl, you wanna stop killing the
vibe?
XANDER chuckles deep from his chest
Humans....so funny.
FREYA goes and steals Rebecca's book and
giggles
Come on....let’s do something fun.
REBECCA startled but smirks
Ok....what shall we do?
*looks around*
TRENT and NATE watch the girls with
identical wrinkled-nose expressions
TRENT:
Okay yeah I love her, but I think I
preferred when Paula was her bestest bff forever.
NATE:
same.
CAT:
I don’t
know....anyone got any ideas?
*noticing the boys watching and sticks out her
tongue playfully*
BEX
bwahahaha... what is wrong with them? Freya
isn't all that bad....
PIFFY
I am very frustrated with Bex's seeming inability to grasp that how her other characters act about Freya is the problem.
PENRYN
Yeah! Nate must have explained it a hundred times
SIGYN
basically, everyone is too in awe of her
and her powers and it annoys Nate because she kinda steals the spotlight, not
just from him but from anyone else
and Trent dislikes her because Nate
dislikes her
BEX
well it's not like she does it on purpose. hehehehe she's a witch. a witch who has no idea just how powerful she could be and is in the process of learning. Hehehe
PIFFY
NOT. RELEVANT.
PENRYN
well actually, that makes it WORSE. ohhh she has SO MUCH UNTAPPED POTENTIALLLL, NYEHHHHH
AKUMA
literally sitting right here
PENRYN
Not you, random blue-haired chick
SIGYN
It literally does not matter. the "oh
she has no idea what she's doing UwU" thing is kind of part of Nate's
problem with her
BEX
just... she has to learn to control that
temper of hers....but then, they all kinda do. Hehehe
PIFFY
No, Rebecca and Cat and George need to stop being proxies for expressing her temper
PENRYN
she doesn't deserve to have a temper
what does she even have to be mad about?
NATE:
Oh, Luci-kuuuun....
LUCIFER blinks and holds up a finger,
excusing himself from the conversation with Faustus
....yes?
NATE:
Didn't you and Friar Fuck promise us a Jell-O
wrestling match?
LUCIFER:
We did, but admin unfortunately cannot
write fight scenes so you're just going to have to imagine it 😉
FREYA snickers softly to herself
REBECCA:
Wow....when this happens, I am the one
taking bets.
*laughs*
CAT:
Hey! My job!
TRENT:
$50
on the angel.
MAZE:
idk
man, I'd bet on the weirdo cultist
Lyle
"So you're hoping to charitably donate
to someone's wallet? How sweet of you!"
REBECCA nods and pretends to write it
down, giggling
CAT:
That one is hard....Lucifer is an Angel,
but Faustus is High Priest....though, if it's not magic involved....Oh who am I
kidding! Lucifer! $3,000
FREYA tilts her head and smirks
Faustus, hands down. $3,000
TRENT:
If
Blackwood wins, we hired the wrong bodyguard 😛
FREYA:
You think? (teasing)
CAT:
Totally wrong bodyguard if that Angel loses.
TRENT:
Hear something, Little Bug?
NATE:
Just
your sister agreeing with you.
TRENT:
FREYA shrugs and ignores them, two can
play that game
REBECCA chuckles
Anymore bets?
GEORGE:
Don't look at me, I don't bet.
CAT laughs
You fibber....
NATE:
You've played poker at the office after
hours at least once.
GEORGE cuts eyes at Nate
I don't want you mad at me if I don't bet
the same as you......
Then bet the way you think he will; it’s
not hard. It’s what Canon George would have done.
REBECCA rolls eyes and makes a tick in
her mental list
NATE:
I didn't bet.
GEORGE:
Trent did....
NATE:
So? I didn't. How can you bet differently
from me if I didn't bet?
GEORGE:
Fine....I think the Priest can take the
Angel hands down. $150
Are you high?
FREYA smirks a bit
REBECCA:
Thought so....nice one George.
CAT:
You didn't bet yet either Rebecca.
REBECCA:
I
didn't?
Ohhh I am bet master, I don't bet.
CAT:
yeah......
that's not a thing.
MAZE:
Xander, did you bet?
XANDER:
Angel...... (says from where he sits a little ways away)
$4,000
Lyle
"And we have another show off. Look at
that big dick stack of cash"
REBECCA:
That's unexpected.
Um, no it’s not. Angels are stronger
than witches.
NATE smiles
There are eight of us here
So there's a chance it'll be even
the betting, I mean
CAT:
Only one who hasn't yet is Rebecca....if
Nate bets.
*kicks her playfully*
NATE:
As I
said, I haven't bet.
TRENT hums the Jeopardy theme
REBECCA:
Faustus....that Warlock will make the Angel
eat dirt. $2,000
Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you?
FREYA snorts
NATE:
Okay. My turn. I bet $1,000 that Daddy Blackbeard
wins, but only because Lucifer takes pity on him and throws the fight.
REBECCA laughs hard
CAT:
Can he do that?
*snickers*
FREYA rolls eyes
GEORGE:
Throwing a fight is illegal you know? (teases)
NATE playfully
You're fired again, Georgie
GEORGE:
No I'm not.
*chuckles and kisses him*
NATE kisses him back hungrily
Mmmhhh.... See, you didn't vote differently
than me, at least on paper
TRENT: 🤢
GEORGE:
Indeed....but that is still cheating. (teases and nuzzles him)
REBECCA:
Yea,
if they are gonna do it, do it right.
*snickers*
FREYA:
Seconded
CAT:
Thirded....wait....is that a word? oh well,
me three!
LUCIFER:
Very
interesting indeed. It appears that you've conspired to make me the underdog....meaning
that if I do win, the pay-out.... Yes, interesting
FREYA:
Pay-out
indeed.
CAT:
NOW
it's a party!
*laughs*
LUCIFER:
Such large bets, I love it! Although you do
realize this was just an excuse for certain of you to see two men wrestling in
something squishy and edible?
REBECCA:
Yep! Sure did.
*looks over at Freya*
FREYA:
Obviously
CAT chuckles
XANDER:
This should be very interesting when it
happens....
SIGYN
OH yeah, especially since angels
self-actualize, and so basically Luci can be as strong as he wants to be,
unless there's someone around who makes him feel vulnerable like what happened
with Chloe in canon
BEX
oh goodie....but no magic or weird angel
stuff allowed. :P Well, it wouldn't be fair if they used magic would it? And
that would be over so fast that nothing to see.... hahahaha
SIGYN
That actually puts Faustus at a
disadvantage. because angels subconsciously self-actualize.
BEX
Well crap lol
SIGYN
Well, I was also gonna have Luci go full
devil form at one point.
REBECCA:
Ever
seen anything like it before?
XANDER thinks a moment
Not in....Jell-o. But does Blood count?
Admins briefly discuss CAOS canon.
SIGYN
I like Ambrose.
NATE:
He's ok.
REBECCA:
Ambrose is adorable.
TRENT raises eyebrows
CAT:
I
liked Nick....
REBECCA:
From Freya and Faustus's storyline, love.
Tv show in Admins world.
TRENT
...
I know who he is.
George, what do you think of Ambrose? Cute
or meh?
GEORGE:
He was kind of cute. A little clueless at
first, and klutzy in a way....but he loved his cousin
TRENT:
Yeah, I really didn't care for
Social Justice Sally.
NATE:
Sabrina.
TRENT:
Whatever.
REBECCA gives him a look and wonder why
he's being so snappy at her
XANDER:
Ambrose? I would eat him....
REBECCA:
she gets 'better' later in the show
FREYA:
Does she though?
She doesn’t
NATE:
Do
you?
TRENT:
No one knows!
FREYA:
In time...
BEX
She's not gonna give it up, boys
NATE:
She still needs to.... convince me.
TRENT smirks
Or she could not. No one knows!
FREYA:
and
how would I go about doing that? (asks, actually curious)
NATE:
Mm-mm, no. I'm not telling you.
FREYA:
well that defeats the purpose then doesn't
it.
NATE:
No,
it doesn't.
REBECCA has a thought that is so
hysterically funny, she has to leave the room for a moment, acting like it's a
bathroom break
BEX
Her thought was Nate actually 'liked' liked
Freya and that's funny to her.
FREYA:
Anyway....it's a really interesting world.
You should visit one day.
CAT sits up
I'd
be up for it.
XANDER:
I
doubt very much, my kind would be welcome....I would eat to many people.
*winks*
NATE:
ugh here we go again
FREYA:
what? Do you not invite people to your
home?
CAT:
Freya....just....let it go girl. Moody Melanie
over there is being hormonal still....
IT IS NOT FUCKING HORMONES
TRENT:
He was objecting to the "really
interesting world" and "oooh I wanna go" "oh not me I
wouldn't be allowed because it's sooo exclusiiiive"
NATE prances over to Lucifer and sits in
his lap
Ne, Rushi-kun?
LUCIFER:
What are you up to, then?
*Smirk*
REBECCA returns and smirks, still
giggling
NATE:
Onii-san, hoshii no....um....... wing....su?
LUCIFER:
I—
what?
CAT:
What? You speak....?
REBECCA:
anyone else here know what he just said?
LUCIFER:
That was the worst attempt at Japanese I've
ever heard.
CAT:
you really are a jerk tonight, you know
that? (says to Nate)
GEORGE shakes head
Not again...
NATE presses his body up against Lucifer
and tips his chin
Ikura desu ka, Otou-sama?
LUCIFER:
hahaha well, then, someone is feisty this
evening
CAT blinks and can NOT believe what she
is seeing
Excuse me....did I miss something, or did
we take a hard RIGHT into Crazyville?!
MAZE:
I told you he was a slut, Fre
FREYA shakes head
I
still disagreed and said he was just loved......
REBECCA:
Nate....ummm....REALY DUDE?
GEORGE:
I'm sorry....What?
TRENT snickers
Oh yeah. He's angling for all the
lovin'
REBECCA:
you find this funny? Of course you do.
CAT gets mad but can control herself
Says the man who still hasn't apologized to
his girl...
REBECCA:
Cat. shut it
TRENT:
George, "Ikura desu ka" means
"how much?" As in, "how much money does this cost?"
FREYA eyes wide and slowly backs away and
sits in a seat out of the line of fire
TRENT:
and Otou-sama means "father"
CAT:
so
he's selling himself? Wow
NATE:
Oops. I meant to say
✨Tou-chama✨
GEORGE:
I
don't understand this at all
TRENT:
That....that means "daddy"
GEORGE:
why are you ok with this?
TRENT:
because it's funny
GEORGE:
Funny? I don't get your humor. Making Cat
jealous, isn't funny.
He’s doing it to make a point about how
annoying it is when everyone Bex-side fawns over Freya and won’t shut up about her
naivete or powers or different-ness or whatever. Also, Cat has literally no
reason to be jealous; she and Luci BARELY know each other.
CAT:
I am
NOT jealous!
TRENT:
good because that's not what he's doing
GEORGE:
so confused....
XANDER:
this
is becoming a common thing here, it seems. I understand jokes and humor, and
doing things to get a rise out of people....but this....escapes me....
NATE slides off Lucifer's lap
You'll get used to it, man.
XANDER:
Will I?
REBECCA shakes head
CAT:
Humph!
NATE:
Stick around and find out
TRENT:
Catherine, you and Lucifer have been
together for like two seconds.
LUCIFER:
"Together"?
TRENT:
See? There's no way you'd be exclusive yet
CAT:
We
went to his house and spent the night talking, that's not together....but that does
display interest. I don't mind....
REBECCA:
Then why are you gripping my arm! Cat....ease
up.
*giggles*
TRENT:
Yeah um he's like that with a lot of people
CAT blinks
ohhh sorry.
*lets go*
REBECCA shakes hand
Next time you need someone to ground you,
ask Freya or George.
XANDER:
I
thought my military training was hard. Keeping up with the flocculating
emotions in this space is exhausting.
PIFFY
is that... a vampire pun??
PENRYN
He may have meant "fluctuating".
LYLE
(to Xander) "Shut up pussy failure. No one
cares"
Mansk
"He wouldn't know hard if it bit him
in the face"
SERLEINA
Something something, furry robot dick,
something something, test that theory.
REBECCA:
Xander....you ain't seen nothing yet.
NATE:
Why would she ask George to ground her?
REBECCA:
She can squeeze his hand instead of mine.......he's
a man, he can take it.
*cracks her knuckles and hisses*
NATE makes a face
TRENT:
Hey Rebecca, when you said Ambrose is cute,
did you mean like a puppy?
REBECCA:
You know....this whole 'Twin' thing....not
cute.
Neither is Freya, but you keep putting “cutely”
in her stage directions and having your other characters refer to her as “cute”.
REBECCA chuckles and then nods
Yes....what else did you think I meant?
TRENT:
Ohhhh
Well then, I take back my attitude and replace
it with a kiss
*mwah*
REBECCA blinks, surprised, but kisses
Trent back
You goof. I love you.
CAT:
I
really didn't mean to squeeze your hand that hard.
REBECCA:
It's
ok.
LUCIFER watches all this with a puzzled
sort of amusement
LUCIFER:
Cheers to that. 🍿
TRENT, cheekily
I love me, too. And also you. And Nate.
REBECCA:
We are bunch of stone-cold weirdos aren't
we? (teases, laughs)
CAT:
We are and I am so Proud to
know every single one of you oddballs!
GEORGE:
You are all the family I will ever need....the
rest of the world can go to hell.
*chuckles*
FREYA:
I am
glad I met you all....
XANDER:
For what it's worth....you are all amusing.
REBECCA:
I love you most....and Nate too.
*blows kiss at Nate*
TRENT:
🎵we are friends, we
definitely are friends. Nobody can say that we are not all friends🎵
NATE: 😲
*blows kiss back*
BLACKWOOD:
Miss— er, Freya.
I have been watching these music videos
from Rebecca's realm.
REBECCA giggles at Nate's expression
Said
I was tryingggggg
BLACKWOOD:
I
request that you not think to, ah, "put yourself first in a sexy
way". You're fine just as you are.
NATE:
okay I'll admit, watching Type A over here
try to flirt is hilarious
BLACKWOOD:
I
will not take courting advice from you.
NATE:
That's fair.
FREYA smiles and looks up at Faustus
I have thought you were perfect from day
one, Faustus. The moment you caught my eye, I was enchanted....
MAZE: 🤮🤮🤮
Miles
"MAZE KNOWS!!! Ha! I'm not the only
one over here holding the damn Tums bottle for dear life every night!!"
Mansk
"Hey those are mine!"
Miles
"Mine now...."
BLACKWOOD:
Yes, well. I quite agree, regarding you.
FREYA:
I
love you....
*steals a kiss*
BLACKWOOD: (･o･;) 💋
BEX
Now I have to watch “I Give Good Parent”,
cause why not! XD
SIGYN
Rebecca sure gave good parent to GREG'S DAD
LMAO
CAT bursts out with
I
HATE EVERYTHING BUT YOU!!!!
TRENT falls off the couch laughing
REBECCA:
Good one Cat!
*dies*
TRENT:
see, in a way, me killing my dad was kind
of self defense, or at least, defense of my relationship 😛
NATE:
omg no
CAT:
He
said a few bad things abou—-Ohhhhh!
REBECCA facepalms to both Trent and Cat
XANDER:
You killed your father?
*looks at Trent differently*
Hmmmm
TRENT:
Mhm 😁
XANDER:
Nothing....I just didn't realize you were
like me in a way.
*chuckles*
NATE: ❤️‿❤️
TRENT:
So, Xander, you killed your father, your
sire, or both?
XANDER goes still
Does it matter?
ILLYBRIUS
Corri Intensifies!
Miles
"Not really, no. Actually makes you
not special"
TRENT:
No,
I'm just curious.
NATE also curious
XANDER:
I
have killed many people in my....unlife.
His fangs really show in his smile.
PIFFY
yes Xander we get it you're a super serial killer you can shut up about your body count
PENRYN
I mean... it turns Nate and Trent on
PIFFY
It just feels to me like it's the only thing he talks about other than being confused
PENRYN
I genuinely hadn't noticed, but killing people > sparkly fire bullshit
ILLYBRIUS
Now that you mention it, it does seem like he brought that up to evade talking about what they actually asked.
TRENT:
Our dads all suck, we won't judge you.
NATE breath hitches in his throat
CAT whispers to Rebecca
Hates Freya for being different but
'drooling' over Xander? What?
It’s because the rest of Bex’s characters
aren’t constantly cooing over Xander… this was explained re: Freya, MULTIPLE TIMES.
Also, it’s 100% in-character for Trent and Nathaniel to be sexually aroused by
tales of torture and murder
XANDER:
If you ask did I kill my father or my sire....the
answer is no. I did not kill them....I destroyed them....
AVERNA
Those are the same fucking thing.
IRINA
Yet only the latter can be mentioned in a children's show.
ILLYBRIUS
"I didn't JUST kill them. I super DUPER killed them!"
AVERNA
Xander's dads were robots like in Samurai Jack.
BRIAR
No wonder he doesn't want to talk about it
TRENT smiles, nods, and goes to clap him
on the shoulder
Do you drink alcohol? I'll buy you a beer.
NATE is clearly awestruck and turned on. He also forgot to get dressed before coming back out with George, and Sigyn just realized he's been sitting here buck-ass naked this whole time oops.
BLACKWOOD tosses a pillow at Nathaniel;
it lands in his lap
Show the ladies some respect, you heathen
But there's a lightly teasing tone.
XANDER:
I....do.
Looks at Trent's hand on his shoulder and
back at the man with a look that clearly says, 'why are you touching me?'
CIN
Hmm, okay, interesting, but why don't his words, you know, from his mouth hole, clearly say, "Why are you touching me?"
How had REBECCA not noticed Nate
wasn't dressed?!
REBECCA
Nate!
GEORGE:
What? I was covering him....when we were
cuddling.
CAT:
MY EYES! anyone have brain bleach! (teases)
Prager
"Everytime I see you talk I want to
drink bleach"
FREYA has refrained from looking
TRENT takes his hand off
What's your poison?
XANDER:
Glenfiddich, 24 years old. The stronger the
better.
LUCIFER:
I've got some.
*Produces a bottle*
TRENT pays him for it and hands it to
Xander
Well done.
MAZE:
Hold
up. Before you dip into my boss's liquor, how about you tell us some more
details of this destruction, buddy boy?
NATE:
Yes, please (in nearly a whisper)
TRENT, sharply
Nathaniel.
XANDER rolls his shoulders uncomfortably,
as he looks at the bottle of liquor and then back at everyone who seems to be
watching him
CAT:
Way to put the man on the spot.
*chuckles*
We didn't ask how you did it, Trent, you
just told us.
REBECCA whispers to herself
hypocrite...
PENRYN
I thought you wanted us to like your characters? we like Xander? What's the problem??
PIFFY
what, is he supposed to be too odious or something?
PENRYN
Xander is cold, aloof, and has his heartwarming moments.
Also he murders people and both Trent (Sadist) & Nate (Masochist) have a kink for that.
GEORGE hears and kicks Rebecca hard
TRENT:
Hey, don't look at me, I didn't tell him he
has to say how. That was all Mazikeen
CAT:
I was using you as an example.
*smirks*
XANDER:
It
is not....wise to give someone like me....the gift of Vampirism. (says softly,
voice dropped low)
MAZE, with a sharkish smile
I'll bet.
XANDER:
When you live to cause pain as a human, and
delight in doing it, it is very unwise.
*chuckles softly and opens the bottle and
takes a sip before seeking to pass it around, starting with Nate*
AVERNA
Calling it now: He doesn't have that part of his backstory filled out yet.
NATE smiles and pours himself a glass
Thanks.
*Passes to George*
GEORGE takes it and takes a swig before
passing it on to Trent
XANDER:
So....without
details, let’s just leave it that at the end, they were gone, completely. Mind,
body and soul. My father was easy as he was human. My Maker....less so.
*smirks, fangs long*
CAT:
No
Details?
*chuckles*
XANDER:
No.
*eyes go to Freya and back in rapid
succession*
ew, whY?
AVERNA
Called it.
TRENT makes a face and pours himself a
glass, then passes to Rebecca
REBECCA:
Thanks Love.
*pours herself a swig and hands it to
Faustus*
NATE:
I
think no details is best, for now....
*Has pulled himself back from nearly
cumming on the pillow but still very turned on*
Miles
"Well considering there aren't
any...."
MAZE (to Xan):
I
rarely say this, but ✨respect✨
LUCIFER:
I
wish I could kill my father 😂
GEORGE whispers
Maybe we should go and find you some
clothes?
*chuckles*
XANDER nods and raises his glass to Maze
My thanks....
FREYA eyes furrow but she seems
intrigued
CAT looks at Freya and smirks
I think we all do, Luci.
TRENT:
Hey, guys, what if we all went around and
shared one fun fact about ourselves? That way, no one person is hogging the
spotlight and we all get to learn about each other. and Nate can't
automatically be mean about the person speaking.
NATE:
I
don't want to wear clothes.
REBECCA:
Sounds like a great idea!
GEORGE:
well, there are people here who do not wish
to see your goods.
*chuckles and kisses his cheek*
Canon George would not have cared what
anyone else thought.
CAT:
so who wants to start?
NATE pouts at George
TRENT smirks and, making eye contact with
George, straddles Nathaniel, then switches his gaze to Nathaniel lovingly
There, there, little bug, it's okay....
LUCIFER:
Rebecca, why don't you start?
REBECCA rolls eyes at the males and
chuckles
Ok....ummm....one
fact about me. I am terrified of horses.
GEORGE:
Horses?
REBECCA:
Yes....horses.
CAT:
Trent....why don't you go since....
TRENT is comfortably sitting on the
pillow in Nathaniel's lap and making sure his goods are covered
Okay. I went to college in Boston. George?
GEORGE:
ok fun fact....I took dance in school and
once got chosen to be a part of the National Ballet Company....but I turned it
down
NATE:
You
what!? Why would you turn that down?
TRENT:
Yeah, you move so well.
GEORGE:
Parents
*shrugs*
NATE:
That's a real shame. You would have made an adorable danseur.
GEORGE blushes
Thanks love... Faustus, you're up.
BLACKWOOD:
There aren't a lot of facts about myself
that I would consider "fun".... Erm.... I enjoy flogging and being
flogged. Right, then. Catherine?
CAT:
Besides working for my brother, I....cage
fight and take a few martial arts classes.
REBECCA:
No you don't....!!
CAT:
Yea....I
really do.
*chuckles*
Luci, tag!
LUCIFER:
I've
tried to carve my wings off my back multiple times, but they keep coming back.
My, my, whom shall I choose...... Freya,
I suppose, yes.
FREYA:
Not much about me you all don't already
know....but....I keep spiders as pets.
Prager
"Seriously.... Should have just
skipped her"
Miles
"The fact I think it would have been
more compelling to have her have been showing everyone her pet spiders instead
flaunting her power dick......"
PENRYN
I agree! In fact, we never heard about her
pet spiders again! I forgot she even had them, but Piff and I would totally
watch a vlog about Freya and her spiders!
REBECCA:
Ugh!
Not around me you don't!
CAT:
Or me!
FREYA:
Maze....your turn.
NATE:
You guys are scared of — wait, what kind of
spiders?
REBECCA:
yes!
eight legs, icky things!
There is no indication of this in
canon.
CAT:
Omg, you have no idea. I once knocked
myself out, hitting my head running from one.
TRENT:
Um,
we grew up around spi....you know what, never mind. Must be a girl thing.
NATE:
Freya, what kind of spiders?
FREYA:
Tarantulas.
She
smiled faintly.
REBECCA:
That's why you rescue me when there is one
in the house, Babe.
MAZE:
My first friend was my boss's therapist.
TRENT:
But honey, they eat mosquitos and you're
allergic to mosquito bites.
REBECCA:
True....then you can move them, not squish
them... unless they look at me.
*laughs*
CAT:
Your first friend was your boss's
therapist? How did that work out?
MAZE:
It's
a long story. We were both paid to go on a "girl's night”, and we ended up
bonding.
REBECCA nods
It's
amazing how it happens sometimes, isn't it?
MAZE:
Yeah. Amazing. Xander, you're up.
XANDER smirks
I am
an open book. I eat people for a living.
PIFFY (as Xander)
"I'm a one-note villain why do you keep asking things of me"
CINNAMON
You may be an open book, but no one has bothered to fill in the pages.
PENRYN
to be ENTIRELY fair re Xander, Bex develops characters as she writes, rather than having a set sheet she sticks to like glue. Most people beg off rps that use Xander because he's too brutal for them, not because he's a one trick pony.
PIFFY
That's fair, but I feel like this space is sufficiently meta that "my author is still working on that" is a valid answer
PENRYN
Xander actually has gotten more development since then
"I don't know you lot well enough to share that" also would have been valid XD but that was kind of implied too
XANDER thinks
I was once the highest ranking and youngest
General in the Military of my homeland....before my turn.
Miles
"He got dishonorably discharged
correct?"
Mansk
"According to what I remember from
yesterday"
Miles
"Next time just say I'm a failure and
move on!"
Lyle
"He does keep bringing that shit up
like it matters. Like he isn't anymore so who cares? Be like if I just walked
around announcing my failed marriage and daughter to everyone in different
fucking ways"
PENRYN
Uhhh, he was like late 20's, early 30's
when turned I’m pretty sure. That’s NOT young for a general. Not in 16thc
France or Scotland or wherever the fuck Bex decided he's from
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32 is not the youngest general in Frotland.
SYKES
Trying so hard to be special level 0
NATE:
You just get more and more fascinating.
TRENT scowls
Nathaniel!
XANDER looks over at Nate and nods
slightly
I am
sorry, Nathaniel, but though you too seem interesting, I am only interested in
you as a friend....if I had friends....I might be persuaded not to eat you if
we ever met in a dark alley somewhere. (he teased)
NATE:
No,
I know, Cat told me you're straight. I'm not trying to hit on you. In fact, I'm
trying not to hit on you.
TRENT through gritted teeth
Try. Harder. And Xander, don't even think
about trying to eat him, in a dark alley or otherwise. He'd like it too
much.
XANDER:
That's why I said I might be persuaded not
to....no fun if they like it.
MAZE:
Cheers to that
NATE:
Looks like I'm last. I've got nothing.
REBECCA:
oh
come Nate....you are one of the most interesting people I know....
NATE blinks
I am?
REBECCA:
Of course you are silly! You are
brilliant, funny, a damned good lawyer, loyal, fiercely protective of those you
love, and....you sing....
*winks*
NATE:
Okay, ummm.... I played water polo in
college, I guess.
CAT:
Love that sport! It's so fun!
XANDER:
I do not know this game.
TRENT, reading from Wikipedia on his
phone
“Water polo is a competitive team sport
played in water between two teams of seven players each. The game consists of
four quarters in which the two teams attempt to score goals by throwing the
ball into the opposing team's goal. The team with the most goals at the end of
the game wins the match.” Sounds dreadful.
XANDER:
Kind
of like soccer....but with horses....or in this case....water?
NATE:
It's
more like Quidditch
XANDER:
Quidditch?
REBECCA:
Here we go.
*smirks*
BLACKWOOD:
Stop speaking gibberish
GEORGE:
Don't ask himmmm....never mind.
*laughs*
FREYA:
What is that?
CAT:
FREYA!
NATE, blushing
It
doesn't matter, it's fictional
Yeah, but what Xander said. Soccer in the
water
FREYA:
I
would like to know.... (says softly)
NATE tosses Harry Potter and the
Philosopher's Stone book to her
it's all in here
FREYA catches it and reads the title
More mortal stories?
*nods*
Thanks, will give it a read.
CAT:
It's
about your kind....or our take on your kind. It's really good.
REBECCA:
I
thought Faustus called that blasphemy
*confused, cause they had the HP discussion
before. Did not go well*
BLACKWOOD:
I
ranted about it quite a bit in Admin's head. I called it blasphemy, and
madness, and then Trent kicked me into the closet and shouted something
unintelligible.
REBECCA snorts on her drink
CAT:
yea....that
sounds like my brother
FREYA:
What?
*hides a snicker, picturing a mortal doing
that to him, it was funny*
BLACKWOOD: >/////>
BLACKWOOD:
No, by all means, read it. I suppose if
mortals aren't offended by being fictionalized, neither should we, it's beneath
us.
FREYA:
I
planned to. Always good to try and keep an open mind.
CAT's eyes flicker to Nate and back
Cheers!
NATE:
Kampai!
FREYA looks over at Nate in a bit of
surprise
You....agree with me?
NATE:
Actually, I just wanted to drink.
*Drinks*
FREYA shrugs, smirking
TRENT:
He's a huge Harry Potter nerd
REBECCA, CAT, & GEORGE
So are we!
TRENT:
He and Rebecca use Potter-themed dirty talk
REBECCA:
I am
Slytherin!
CAT:
Ravenclaw
GEORGE:
Hufflepuff
XANDER:
What
is this you speak?
NATE:
Slytherin.
TRENT:
Slyther-claw. And Rebecca's a Ravenclaw,
unless something changed in the past two years.
NATE:
You mean besides her being with you?
TRENT tsks and climbs off Nate's lap
NATE:
also you can't do that, you have to pick
one.
REBECCA:
I know I said I was Ravenclaw last time but....I
don't know. I kinda like the idea of being a Slytherin. Crafty, smart....
MAZE:
Trent, you're neither of those. You
rush headlong into what you want, get all your bones broken, and literally went
"This Is Spartaaaa." You're a fucking Gryffindor.
TRENT gasps
You take that back!
CAT:
She has a point, Bro.
XANDER:
Again... what is this?
MAZE:
Ravenclaw is the Smart House. Slytherin is
cunning, which....actually, yeah
REBECCA:
I am
cunning....when I want to be.
NATE:
Okay, so there's four Houses. Gryffindors
are the brave guys who rush headlong into danger.
TRENT:
They're basically reckless idiots,
MAZIKEEN.
MAZE:
I call em like I see em.
NATE:
Hufflepuff's are loyal, hardworking, and
also the leftovers from what the other houses wouldn't take so they get a bad
rep. Hufflepuffs tend to pair with Slytherins.
*Smiles warmly at George*
Ravenclaws are smart, creative, and like to
think outside the box.
Slytherins are cunning, ambitious, and get
a reputation for being evil because they don't really care about being likable
as long as they get what they strive for.
XANDER:
So....these
are houses in your...... stories school? Interesting.
REBECCA:
Very
perceptive.
*giggles*
CAT:
Be nice. (teases)
TRENT:
Actually, that's common with boarding schools.
In real life, too. This series just sorts them by personality traits.
Xander, being as old as he is and (per Bex's later retcon) from Scotland, should probably know how UK boarding schools work.
XANDER:
Fascinating. I wonder what I would get?
REBECCA:
Slytherin....all the way!
SYKES
So there's MORE!!!! Yeah his story's all
sorts of jacked and becoming repetitive cause she can't think of anything else
Lopez
(to Rebecca)
"Well considering your admin doesn't actually know all house qualities
she's just wet for Slytherin..... I'd be willing to take this up as a
debate"
TRENT:
I
get Nate tonight.
REBECCA nods and stands and goes to kiss
Trent deeply
I love you, sweet dreams.
She leans down and kisses Nates cheek.
Love you too Natie-poo.
*giggles softly*
NATE:
Veto
on that nickname
TRENT:
love
you too babe 😘
CAT:
Welp, I'm off....I need go find something to
do for a few hours.
*smirks*
Luci? You want to join me?
REBECCA:
Never....that nickname is mine. (teases)
NATE:
Seriously, no
FREYA yawns a bit and slips her hand into
Faustus's, looking up at him
LUCIFER:
I
suppose I might as well. But just to be clear, I don't know you well enough to
make a commitment to you.
GEORGE goes to kiss Nate goodnight
Sleep well Love.
*nods politely to Trent and smiles*
Trent....sweet dreams.
BLACKWOOD goes with her
CAT:
That's fine, I really wasn't planning on
sleeping right away. Thought we could talk or something
*smiles*
TRENT:
Oh
thank you so much, George, but we actually won't be sleeping tonight.
FREYA shuts and locks the door behind
them
Night all.
NATE: 😘 @ George
REBECCA:
He was trying to be nice, Babe.
*chuckles and heads off*
NIGHT ALL!
CAT:
Night
GEORGE:
Sweet dreams
XANDER:
I
shall be here....
MAZE:
Xander, actually, you wanna come scare my
bounty?
XANDER:
I
would be delighted Maze.
*smiles with his fangs showing*
Next!
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