SIGYN
Well, the boys in my head haven't tried to
murder each other again so I guess it's a good sleep 😛 I want more but Loki is
claiming break day today, so I'll be on baby duty in about an hour
BEX
Well, that's good! Freya and Cat actually
spent the entire night talking and I have a scene working in my head that she's
poking me to write down to save so I feel ya when Trent did that to you. Hehehe
SIGYN
Oh, Trent and Nathaniel do that to me
CONSTANTLY. Some of them work on main, some of them don't.
BEX
Ohhh she’s planning it for main. Lol want a
peek?
SIGYN
Freya and Cat are close in age, so it makes
sense they're friends 😺 Nathaniel still hates Freya though 😆
BEX
Basically… in my last reply, the Head Girl kinda challenged Freya… being all snotty at her. She’s going to be a problem for Freya in the weeks to come. You know, random mean girl stuff. Until one day at lunch, she bumps Freya hard and sends her lunch flying everywhere and then proceeds to yell at her and Freya.... quiet little Freya.... gets angry.
Z-Dog
"Quiet little Freya is NOT fucking
quiet"
PENRYN
Nor will anyone else shut the fuck up on
her behalf.
CIN
In the main fic, she is more quiet, and a
lot more likeable
ERICA
Head Girl is not a recognized position in
the Academy of Unseen Arts. There is a top boy position but not a Head Girl
position, this becomes a plot point when Sabrina, the protagonist of The
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, tries out for the position of Top Boy, which is
revolutionary because she is not a boy. If there was an analogous position for
a female student, she would not have need bothered.
BEX
Her
magic flares and without even moving, she begins to choke the girl out, which
makes Anton freak out cause no one their age can do magic without at least
raising their hands...
Only when Anton touches her and hears him
say the High Priest is coming does it snap her out of it.... and she's confused
cause she honestly has no idea what just happened
CAT:
powerful little witch....
NATE:
of course, she is 🙄
TRENT:
To be fair, though, the Head Girl
sounds awful
FREYA:
I'm not really. I'm not permitted
uses of magic at home. Only the basics.
BEX
ohhhh she is!
NATE:
✨humblebraaaag✨
FREYA:
what does he mean?
*Eyes furrow*
NATE: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
REBECCA:
good morning, Love.
She
kissed Trent tenderly.
Good morning, Nate.
She kissed his cheek
good
morning, everyone else....
CAT
someone's late to wake up
*giggles*
REBECCA
what? Shall I take that kiss back
then? (teases)
NATE
TRENT:
Don't worry, we just had to take
something to sleep
REBECCA:
we? I thought admin left George
with you guys all night
NATE:
We are dehydrated because it's summer
REBECCA:
that's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard first waking up....
*pauses*
why the hell would you dehydrated first
thing in the morning?
SIGYN
I always am. it's worse after taking
sleeping pills but yeah
BEX
Rebecca just woke up... she’s so confused.
The rest of the muses been up since 7am HELP!
NATE squints at main fic
George is more
of a vanilla than I expected.
GEORGE:
no, I just like taking my time
before we get down and dirty.
Z-Dog
"Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has
them"
CIN
And no-one wants to hear them. Kampai!
NATE: ಠ︵ಠ
TRENT:
Until we knocked out, he was up
cuddling with George and discussing kinks with our ✨bodyguard✨ 🙄 It. Sucks. Sharing a space
with someone whose specialty is bringing out desire.
NATE:
Yeah well, at least Lolcow of Ascot
is leaving us alone and not trying to kill us anymore
BEX
almost home.... whew. what a day. Lol
REBECCA:
bodyguard? Who did what now?
*giggles*
TRENT:
You know how Lucifer is here to make
sure I don't have to use sex magic again? Well, he thought it would be fun and
not at all awkward to ask all of us what we desire
REBECCA:
wait.... come again? I didn’t know
he was here for that reason. And joy.... let's play a whopping round of that
game again cause it didn’t go so horrible last night!
FREYA:
is she...
CAT:
yes dear.... she's being very
sarcastic.
TRENT:
That's part of the reason he's here.
SIGYN
also
for the lulz and the trullz
TRENT:
yes, well, there's a lot more
to Little Bug's desires than he shared with you lot. He is apparently quite the
hardcore masochist.
BLACKWOOD:
This is not a revelation.
TRENT:
Okay, Mr. "I want Freya to
marry me and have all my babies"
LUCIFER:
Silly me, I had assumed you shared
all those things in confidence.
TRENT:
oops
BLACKWOOD:
THAT is an oversimplification.
TRENT:
Yeah well, you kind of talked a lot.
Almost as much as Nathaniel.
REBECCA:
Nathaniel talking a lot.... there’s
a big revelation!
FREYA:
wait.... what?
*Looks from Trent to
Faustus and back*
NATE sticks his tongue out
LUCIFER:
Shall I tell you what Trent said?
TRENT:
Please don't.
REBECCA:
is it something I might get mad
over? Cause if so, ignorance is bliss.... till I can wrap my mind about him and
Nate fucking I don’t want to be reminded.
FREYA:
I want to know what Faustus said!
HE doesn’t talk!
(All at the same time)
BLACKWOOD:
I said I wanted you to be FREE
to ma—
NATE:
It's not about FUCKING—
TRENT:
It's too bad Lucifer won't tell us
HIS—
REBECCA:
I know it isn’t fucking you duck.
I have a headache.... allow me one slip up.
Z-DOG
Quack.
ILLYBRIUS
Her referring to Trent by the childhood
nickname that primarily Sebastian uses is what's known in tree culture as a
"power move".
CIN
Her defensiveness over "one slip-up"
is known in every culture as "being an asshole".
PENRYN
She was referring to Nate.
ILLYBRIUS
...what the fuck?
PENRYN
Weren't you paying attention?
ILLYBRIUS
As a rule, I try not to, no.
CAT:
Whoa hey! One at a time! I really
want to hear what Faustus was saying now too... so everyone shut up.
*chuckles*
LUCIFER: ✨_✨
BLACKWOOD:
I want Freya to have the freedom
to marry me, if she so chooses. I want her arrogant father dead. I want her to
blossom and grow into the formidable witch I knew she could be from the second
I laid eyes on her. I want us to be free to live together and raise a hundred
brilliant children with her eyes and my last name
FREYA blushes deeply and smiles to herself. She had some Inkling that Faustus had felt something for her but never like this!
But.... I am free to marry. All you have to do is ask the Dark Lords blessing.
Z-Dog
"And after he murders all of Faustus's
family for you"
CAT:
wait... what?
*confused*
FREYA looks at Cat with a smirk
ask the Dark Lords blessing. Only HE can
approve and dissolve marriage contracts. ALL Faustus would have to do is summon
him while we are both in the room and ask. The Dark Lord will weigh the
question and test whether the bonds are true....
REBECCA:
but doesn’t that.... come with a
price?
FREYA:
Of course it will....
NATE:
Then all this angst about how you
want to but can't but want to but can't because of your daddy.... ?
FREYA:
its true.... I'm not supposed to do anything
that goes against my father's will... but,
if Faustus asks the Dark Lord, himself and HE agrees then there is nothing my
father can do or say.... is there?
hopefully! (she
thought to herself)
NATE:
Then you could have just done that in
the first place, you ding-dong dumbshit!
Z-Dog
"And saved all of the past .... However long of fucking teenage drama
bullshit. Honestly, I'm only excusing it because it sounds like this is in fact
taking place at some kind of high school between her and Faustus and the rest
of you are either bored poking them or as annoyed as I am"
PENRYN
It's been pointed out a few times by now
that all of Bex's characters act like they're in high school, whether it's
age-appropriate or not, but isn't Freya in her 20's?
ERICA
She told me that Freya is 24.
Z-Dog
"I thought she was like sixteen this
whole time"
PENRYN
Yep, that's how RBunch acts, too. And Paula
(who's at least 40), and Cat, and George, and anyone else written by her even
if they're not supposed to
TRENT:
NATHANIEL
NATE:
sorry
CAT rolls her eyes playfully
she's young Nate....
ERICA
How old is Cat?
CIN
She’s 21. So yes, her saying “But Freya
is so young!” makes no sense.
PENRYN
It’s weird that Bex wants to hook up
her 20-something OC with canonically 500-something Faustus, who looks 40ish and
is in a position of power over her. All of these factors combined, I mean, what
in the nine hells would he want with someone so young and inexperienced? And if
he did want her of his own volition and not via authorial fiat, that’s…
creepy.
CIN
Not to mention constantly pointing OUT how young Freya is! My husband is stupid-thousand years older than I am, but you didn't see my friends going "Ooh Cinnamon is SO YOUNG, she's only EIGHTEEN!" when we were married.
Z-dog
"She's using age to make excuses here.
That's it. If she's young she can't be blame..... Right?"
CIN
Yes the fuck she CAN. Ask Piffy about any
of the TERRIBLE things I did when I was 15.
Z-Dog
"Someone should tell her that"
CIN
Oh, Bex knows!
ERICA
Romain was younger than Freya when he
seized power.
PENRYN
Isn’t there also a large age gap between
Romain and Allya?
ERICA
Romain is 41*, Allya is however many hundred or thousand years old because 🌟She's half elf🌟, even though so is he.
*At the time of commenting. He was 34 in 2016. Math up as you will.
PENRYN
Blech. Let me guess, she uses that as an
excuse to boss him around
ERICA
No, but Becca tries to.
SYKES
Her elves have both used it .... All used
it with me.
Only to act 12 five minutes later because
"they're young innocent elves"
Mainly that's aimed at Becca's kids
CIN
Even though they’re neither.
CAT
and didn't realize
that was even an option till really late last night.
REBECCA:
they stayed up for ages
TALKING!
NATE:
oh okay. So did we
GEORGE:
now I'm curious to hear just
exactly what Nate wants.
*smirks*
REBECCA:
dammit now you got me wondering
the same about Trent.
*snickers*
CAT:
here's an idea.... everyone.... wanna
play a rousing game about truth?
*Laughs hard*
NATE:
I want something tangible. Yes, I
want Trent, I want him to mark me, to hurt me, to make me his, but I want so
much more than that. I want it carved and burned on my flesh that I belong to
someone. I want something I can see, something I can feel, something I can
touch to remind me when I forget. I want to get absolutely fucked up during sex
and then cleaned up and held close afterwards. I gravitated towards Trent
because I know he wouldn't hesitate; he would know exactly what to do.
George is sweet and he's perfect for helping me in other ways, but I feel like
no way in hell would he be okay with burning or scarring me. I want to have a
perfect body and I want my parents to be proud of me. I want Rebecca to love me,
and I want us all to just be happy together. I want to go on group dates to the
zoo and aquarium, and I want Susan the night guard back at the aquarium. And
I'm really craving paneer and rice, for some reason.
GEORGE:
Wow.... that's.... a lot. So, you'd
be ok, with all of us doing stuff?
REBECCA:
Wow is right
NATE:
I.... Maybe I'm just hungry
TRENT:
No, no, no, Lucifer did the hypnotic
eye thing.
NATE:
okay. Yes. I guess. Maybe. What do
you mean?
REBECCA:
He means all of us, doing things
together. Me, you, Trent, him... I think
he is a bit lost. lol
CAT:
Hey? where do I fit in this?
GEORGE:
good question. He kinda left Cat
out....
NATE:
.... Cat.... I mean, we can hold hands at the aquarium, but
I um....
CAT:
So ... you aren't—-?
FREYA looks over at Cat and back to Nate, not really sure what is going on
NATE:
I like you. I mean, I really
like you. But the only woman I'm sexually interested in is Rebecca :/
CAT:
Ohhh... well...
She looks over at Trent, and then back to
Nate.
I
guess we have some things to talk about too, then, yes?
NATE:
Like what?
CAT:
our future for one....
NATE:
Okay.
SIGYN
Lucius really likes the Trent Is
Getting Ready Song. I really hope he's straight because if he's gay we gon be
fighting over men lol
TRENT:
that is a really weird way to say
"we both have excellent taste"
REBECCA:
But of course....
*giggles*
BLACKWOOD:
I have no comprehension of what
any of you see in him.
Prager
"His heart of shimmering gold
clearly."
Z-Dog
"And also his penis?"
Lopez
"What if it's a shimmery golden
penis!!?"
TROPHY looks up
Leave out the me.
LUCIFER:
I see it 😉
NATE:
oh no, not you, too
LUCIFER:
Dear me, no. I can appreciate
aesthetics.
REBECCA:
Not only is he outstandingly brilliant,
he is also very well put together...
CAT:
In other words.... Handsome.
*Winks at Freya*
FREYA:
I knew what she meant. I'm not that
young.
*chuckles*
NATE:
He's also a top-notch cook and he's
good with his hands. And his mouth.
TRENT: >///>
REBECCA:
Yes, to all those things....
GEORGE chuckles
That you agree, proves how much you've come
up....
REBECCA:
Huh?
GEORGE:
It was a compliment....
NATE smiles and wraps his arm around George and kisses his forehead
GEORGE wraps his arms around Nate and kisses him, snuggling close
I love you, Nate....
NATE:
I love you, too 😁
CAT:
They are so cute....
*smiles*
NATE:
you're cute too
CAT:
Me? awww... thanks.
*Kisses
his cheek*
FREYA:
Wait.... so, you are all.... like a....
pack? Is that even doable?
*Tilts head*
Z-Dog
"A pack? Why is she referring to this
as a PACK!? They aren't wolves or even comparable. Packs aren't three wolves
who fuck each other... I mean I guess they could be but PACK is supposed to be
like similar to family or community. Not what she's using it for ....."
ERICA
Why would Freya, a human witch, be
referring to these also-humans/humanoids that definitely aren't wolves, in
terms of a pack?
PENRYN
The word she's looking for is HAREM,
actually.
SYKES
More admin shoving her false wolf
idolizations and fantasies into her roles and shit
ERICA
No, harems are icky and sexual. Packs are
pure.
CIN
She’s literally talking about everyone
fucking each other, though!
ERICA
But in a sweet, pure, true love way. Not a
dirty, nasty, "harem" way.
SYKES
Nah, this bitch wasn't trying to think of
Harem she was legit using her admins fantasy bullshit to describe your characters.
Which she does 24/7 using words like Mate, Mating, Pack, Alpha, etc.
[snip: Commentators
discuss whether mixed-gender harems are a thing]
PENRYN
Per Wikipedia, "Reverse harems"
garner popularity, as they sometimes have the harem's genders mixed up without
regard for the protagonist's sex or gender.”
CIN
I feel like a harem would be a group of
partners, and then “orgy” is just a group of people fucking each other. And
then “pack” is something completely different to either of those.
SYKES
No you just have to not be wearing socks
for an orgy. Are you guys wearing socks?
ERICA
I don't want to say because Trent is here.
SYKES
Me neither actually 🤣
ERICA
Yes, pack is family, and I think Freya
wishes to know if they are family with benefits without using those words
consecutively.
CIN
… Are Freya and her dad family with
benefits? Are they Targzeruing it up in here?
TRENT:
Why wouldn't it be?
CAT:
She is used to one on one, methinks.
TRENT:
I mean.... I was, too, but twelve years pining after the
same person and then having someone else fall for you in less than a week does
broaden your horizons
FREYA blinks and then shrugs
If
it works for you, I guess...
BLACKWOOD:
When you say you broke every
bone in your body, you are of course including multiple skull fractures?
TRENT:
Tch
REBECCA:
He was in a full body cast, twice,
including his head, so I guess so....
TRENT:
He was being snide
REBECCA:
I know, I was just calling him on
it.
*Sticks tongue out at Faustus*
Miles
"No you weren't, you were being a daft
bitch"
FREYA rolls eyes and chuckles
GEORGE nuzzling Nate and cuddling him close
So where did we leave off? Nate told us
his, so did Faustus.... why not let the girls share?
CAT:
hey now!
*laughs*
LUCIFER: ✨‿✨
CAT has accidently met his eye and blinks
I have always wanted to be an avid
horsewoman, a Jockey and I was devilishly disappointed when I learned that I
was too tall for it. So, I turned my attentions into schoolwork, and becoming
the best that I could be, because that was what was expected of me. My brother
and I didn't see eye to eye at that point, but I always looked up to
him, wanted to be like him, wanted him to be proud of me. So, when I got into
college, I focused my majors to reflect that, but I also took a few classes
that I loved as well. Then, after working for my brother for a while, I met
Nate and at first, I didn't think too much of him.... I mean, who else takes
you on a first date to a movie that is pretty much a porn that has a star in it
that looks like my brother?
She smirked.
But I forgave him, because I honestly
thought he was the cutest, smartest, funniest man I had ever met! Plus, he can
ride a horse almost as well as I can! I had hoped that we had a future
together, and to that I still hold, because in the end, I want nothing more than
someone to love me for me, to have something long lasting... .
*Blinks and looks at Lucifer*
Stop that! 😛
Miles
"Ah, so she's a pushover, who saw that
coming? Half of that was I gave up shit for stupid reasons or did shit because
other people wanted me too or to impress someone. What a miserable cunt"
CIN
But you don’t understand. She’s so
young!
Lyle
"Oooo Alabama porn interests
again!"
Miles
"That's all you got out of that?"
Lyle
"Yup.... "
CIN
Same, honestly.
NATE:
Whoa....
TRENT:
I am proud of you. I never
would have hired you if I didn't think you could handle being my right-hand
woman, and you were only 16 when you came to work for me. Do you know how many
20- and 30-somethings I turned down interviewing as my assistant?
CAT blushes faintly at her brother’s praise
Thank you, Trent. That means a lot. Coming
from you.
GEORGE:
Sooooo... who’s next?
*laughs*
Lyle
"Your mom..."
PENRYN
His mom probably died of cancer already.
SERLEINA
DEAD GIRLS CAN'T SAY NO!
REBECCA smirks
How did we get into this? Hehehe
LUCIFER:
Rebecca!
REBECCA:
What? ME?
Lyle
"Damn.... I was actually hoping to
hear from the ghost of Georges mother over this"
SERLEINA
Yeah, sorry about that. PolterSkyest's
polterdick is probably keeping her waaaayyyy too busy to participate in this
LUCIFER:✨‿✨
REBECCA's eyes glaze over, and she starts speaking.
I have always wanted love. Not the type you
see on tv.... ok, maybe that was my first upbringing idea of what love should
be, but yes, the mushy, romantic, omg I would die for you type love! And yet, I
had no real model on how to go about getting it, nor what to do with it once I
had it. Watching your father walk out on you, and your mother who is kinda a
bore is hard, when you don't feel such emotions from your own parents. So, I
made a lot of bad choices growing up. LOTS! I slept around, I cheated, I
lied, I hurt people... all the while
going to college to become a lawyer. I Know, funny right? And all this time,
the perfect man for me had always been there, waiting. Waiting for me to
notice him, but oh no... I had to mess that up too. Time and time again, till
it nearly destroyed us both! Only when I was smart enough to realize exactly
what was going on and what I had, did I muster up the courage to go to the
hospital that night.... and every night after, till Trent was able to come
home. He is all I ever wanted, for he is all I will ever love, in that
omg way. Nate, I still have feelings for, but it isn't as deep.... or it isn't
as hard? I don't know... love is love and I love them both, but I love Trent
more, because he is the one I want to marry. Weird, but there it is. I wanted
love, I found it, many times over and I couldn't be happier! GODS! Why do you
do that? :P
Miles
"Ok first off Disney
Princess....."
Lyle
"HA! Oooey Gooey and Mushy LOVE!"
Miles
"Blech"
CYGNET
Shouldn't Z-Dog be saying that?
Miles
"I fired her"
CIN
Oh, shit. That's a shame.
TRENT: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
REBECCA:
yea, yea... you both know it.
*Giggles, blushing*
I
think Lucifer should tell us his.... only fair.
LUCIFER:
It's George's turn
Lyle
"Pssst, Noooo! His MOM!"
Miles
"Jesus enough mother fucker"
😏 Lyle
SERLEINA
HEY, GIOSEPPE! YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? IT'S
NICE AND WARM... WARMER THAN YOUR DEAD MOTHER!
CIN
Wait, wait. Miles, you just called Lyle a
mother-fucker after Lyle mentioned Ginny's dead mother. So... is there
something we should know?
Miles
"Absolutely not...."
Lyle
"No"
Miles
"Definitely nothing"
Lyle
"HEY LOOK!! LOVE!!!"
Miles
"Ugghhh"
SERLEINA
WHY DID LYLE CROSS THE ROAD? GELATO'S
MOTHER'S DEAD! AND LYLE WANTS TO FUCK HER!
GEORGE smirks
You don't have to use power on me....
LUCIFER:
But it's so much fun
NATE:
Please, George?
GEORGE turns to look at Nate and then everyone else
I
have always wanted one thing.... and that is this man beside me. Since day one
of working at the firm, I was smitten, but afraid. Afraid he would laugh at me
or reject me if I had made my desires known. I mean, let’s face it, I'm not the
best to look at. I don't look like Trent, nor Rebecca, not any of you
who we hang out with.... but I loved him, with a passion so deep, that I lived
parts of my life for him. I made sure he had his work done properly for
meetings, I made his coffee and smoothie in the morning how he liked it, hell,
I even slept over and gave him massages, but still I was silent. Only when
Trent came into the picture did I resent him at first. He was taking the one
person I wanted, loved, and seemed to do it with no effort. Till he suggested
it to Nate, and I was able to make my desires known.... and I have never looked
back since! I love you Nate, more then you will ever know! ♥ ♥
Miles
"Yeah, I'm definitely going to be sick
again. Why do I come to these things?"
Lyle
"Because your my moral support
Colonel?"
😑 Miles
Lyle
"But yeah, are all of these fucks just
delusional fucking idiots who sit around dreaming about flowers, roses and
being swept off their feet all day?"
Miles
"With absolutely no other life goals
other than find a romantic partner. Imagine if that doesn't work out? They'd
probably kill themselves"
Lopez
"Aaaww come on guys, it's kinda of
sweet"
Lyle
"Oh hell no! Shut your Prince
Encantador bitch ass up!"
🤐 Lopez
CAT:
That is so cute! Omg! I think I am
melting over here.... whew!
NATE:
That's.... the sweetest thing I've ever hear
(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
GEORGE:
well, every word of it is true.
REBECCA:
Trent... your turn, Love?
CAT:
yea, or Freya....
*giggles*
NATE:
you're adorable, George. My cutie 😊
TRENT:
Freya.
LUCIFER:
Yes, Freya, would you please tell
us?
*No glamour this time*
FREYA looks around and blushes deeply
My desires are not so hidden as you might
think.
PENRYN
I don't think they're hidden at all, since no-one will shut the fuck up about them.
REBECCA:
Well... ?
GEORGE & CAT look expectantly at her
FREYA looks around again and nods
There has been much that I wanted in my
life. Family who would see me and my brother both for who we were, and not
what. Acceptance with what it was that I desired to do with my life instead of
being told that I would be nothing more than a pawn and taught with force to toe
the line when I sought to be defiant. Raised in such a situation does not make
one stronger as you may think. It teaches you to listen out for footsteps, to
gauge a person’s mood by first sight alone, and to flee into your mind when
chastised for the least infractions. But I was determined not to let my
parents break me, and they haven't yet. But all your hopes, wants, and desires,
die slow deaths under that type of regime till it turned out that I simply
stopped wanting.... my dreams dead.... and my hopes with it.
She inhaled and looked over at Faustus and
smiled faintly.
Till I met Faustus. I don't know how to
explain it. Just from one meeting and my world, instantly came back to life. I
wanted to know this man, and yet knew that I shouldn't because he is not only
my High Priest, but my teacher.... and he is married. It was forbidden, but
slowly, hope floated back into my world, and I felt safe whenever he was
around, which had never happened before. Now, more than anything, I want
to be with him. To marry him, one day. To live my life with him as we grow old
together.
She flushed and looked away from him and
out at everyone else.
That, is all I desire now... for he makes me happy... more so than I have been in years...
Lyle
"Congratulations!! Welcome to the home
wrecking committee!! We have meetings in Wednesdays and potlucks on Sundays, or
course in the evening since we don't want to disrupt their families church
activities!"
REBECCA's eyes misting but smiles
Now that... is something....
GEORGE:
Wow...
CAT's jaw drops but is smiling
Lyle immediately letting his jaw go slack before proceeding to try to
smile.
Miles
"No .... "
NATE:
That was beautiful
CIN
No, she looks like some kind of Eldritch abomination. I mean, I guess some people are into that, but I'm judging hard.
FREYA blushes and looks down
NATE:
I get it. My parents— my dad— had
high expectations too, and he will not be happy to learn I turned down a
girl to be with a married couple and a guy. But it's not as shitty as what
you've had to go through
FREYA:
Someone once told me... life, is what you make it, Nathaniel. (she said softly, stealing at glance at Faustus again and smiling)
NATE:
and Cat, to be clear, I'm not turning
you down as a romantic partner. Just a sex partner.
Lyle
"Heehhhh?"
POST-EDIT HELLY
It is possible to be romantically involved
without being sexually involved, you know
Lyle
"No... I don't ... "
POST-EDIT RENA
It IS, but I personally wouldn’t find that very
fun.
BLACKWOOD smiles, a genuine, heart-melting smile
CAT nods
I know.... I was just kinda hoping, one day....
we would...
FREYA sees Faustus smile and beams, knowing she made it so. That makes her extremely happy
♥
NATE:
I mean.... There's always Lucifer or George.... Or Maya 😛
CAT:
Maya! EWW!
She laughs.
no
thanks! She will twitter it all over the place....
TRENT:
Thank God. I do NOT want Maya as a sister-in-law
CAT:
and George is sweet, but not my type....
however....
*Takes a peek at Lucifer and smirks*
Maybe....
LUCIFER: 😏
CAT:
Yea.... maybe. We will see. What an
interesting group we turned out to be.
*laughs*
TRENT shares homemade sweet and sour pork over mixed rice with everyone
REBECCA:
He reads my mind, I swear! Thanks
babe!
*Has brought out drinks to go with it*
NATE:
omg Chinese food gimme
FREYA:
Trent hasn't gone yet.... (says
softly)
GEORGE:
Yea.... your turn Mate.
NATE: 🍚🥢
CAT:
we have snacks....
TRENT:
I want us all to be happy together
and stop fighting all the time. I wish there was a way for me to marry both
Rebecca and Nathaniel, because I adore them both and if asked, I genuinely
could not choose between them. It means so much to me that Rebecca finally
decided to give me a chance and I have a lot of hope for our future. I'm so
glad she gets along with my mom, and I want Catherine's mom to shut the fuck up
about her and drop dead. I want Rebecca, Catherine, and my mom to have girl's
days and be best friends. But it also means so much to me that Nathaniel fell
in love with me within a week of us really meeting. Someone I didn't
have to hunt down, someone who just.... loved
me, literally loves the worst side of me. Someone who needs me and who has
wanted me to take care of him practically from the start. Someone who craves
sex with me and not just because he's bored or had a bad day. I want to make
love to both the loves of my life, together and separately, and I want to be
able to fulfill their every desires. I want to tell the Plimptons and the
Bunches exactly where they can shove their expectations, and I want Nathaniel
to take care of himself better and I want Rebecca to stop assuming every time
he has a meltdown that he's putting on an act. I want us to get along, to love
and be loved, and I want Catherine to find someone nice and use her inheritance
fulfill all her dreams. I want fat little babies to sing to sleep and watch old
Disney movies with, and I want everything to be okay forever.
Miles tried to hide a bit of a smile and quickly shook it off.
"Gross.."
"Oh come on! His is actually pretty
fair... What with what the dumb ass has Been through and all" Lopez put in giving Miles a look.
Miles
"Mmm nope, blech"
Lyle
"I mean, to each his own I guess. He
sounds like another bitch to me but ey... I hate everyone equally"
REBECCA was speechless at first, but her smile, soft and warm, said it all
FREYA:
I love that idea.... Love is the
only thing worth fighting for, because in the end, it is the only thing
that lasts.
CIN
“Love is the only thing that lasts,” says
the girl who’s experiencing her very first crush and has only ever loved her
brother, whom she WILLINGLY sacrificed to her deity for said crush.
Miles
"See on one hand I'd agree. I fucking
love every one of my men, fuckin die for them. We're a family after all....
But.... I think everyone here knows you don't actually mean that word in all
it's meaning. Nope, you're just quoting generic bullshit about your princess
and prince charming bullshit ideology. And at this point I think I needs a damn
Pepto "
Lyle
"Awwww!!!"
Lopez eyebrow waggling.
Miles looked between them and rolled his eyes
"Fuck off"
GEORGE:
Deep words little witch.
CIN
About as deep as Barbie's tampon.
MILES
"Yeah let me add, the part that lasts is called Loyalty not Love"
LYLE
"Truth!"
GEORGE Smiles and nuzzles Nate
But I completely agree.
PENRYN
Of fucking course you do, you sock puppet.
CAT blushes and nods
I
want part of that too, Trent...
LUCIFER:
I want to find love and stop
caring what my father thinks of me.
NATE:
That is a super basic recap of what
we've all said :p
LUCIFER:
Many desires are universal.
CAT tilts head
Isn't that what we all want?
*Smiles
and goes to sit by him, rather boldly*
Hi....
I am Catherine, but everyone calls me Cat.
REBECCA snorts
Subtle....
FREYA chuckles softly
GEORGE:
She is about as subtle as a brick
to the face, but it's cute.
*smirks*
Not many are so bold....
FREYA:
Bold?
*Has fleeting memories flash
through her mind*
GEORGE:
Yea.... some people like it, some
don't. Me personally, I like em bold. Take's a lot to go up to someone and say
"Hey! I like you!" Let alone "I think you are wonderful, and I
love you!" Trust me.... it takes a lot to do that.
Prager
"YUP"
Lyle
"Oh look it's Mr Elusive
himself!"
Prager
"Nope, I'm not actually here. Carry
on"
FREYA thinks about what he said and flicks her eyes to Faustus and back
GEORGE sees the look and smirks
Faustus! What say you?
He
chuckles.
Bold or not?
*teasing*
LUCIFER:
Hello, Cat. I'm Lucifer
Morningstar. You are .... enchanting 😊
NATE:
I like them bold, too.
*Flicks eyes to Rebecca*
CAT:
And you, Sir, are very good with that
silver tongue of yours... I like it! (she
teased and laughed softly)
REBECCA catches Nates eyes and remembers the kiss from last night and flushes
BLACKWOOD:
It's not as simple as that. One
must take context into account.
LUCIFER, to Cat
You have no idea 😏
TRENT:
Dude.
GEORGE tilts head and chuckles
It is
as simple as that, Dude. One either likes em able to speak their mind or they
don't....
Miles
"Actually not true... Like at fucking
all. Some days you want to choke the dog shit out of their little squeaker so
they'll shut up and the next day they amuse you! I've hated loudmouth cunts and
quiet back stabbing useless bitches all in my life time"
CAT waves Trent away playfully
Ignore him.... so.... King of Hell huh? Do
tell....
GEORGE:
Example....
*Looks at Nate and smiles*
I
think you are the most intriguing, wonderful, beautiful man I have met,
inside and out and I ADORE you!
*Kisses him silly, before turning to Trent*
And
Trent.... I might not have liked you from the start, but you are ok in my book
now and I can't thank you enough for saving the man I love when I couldn't. So thanks.
He nods and turns back to Faustus.
See? Easy....
Miles
"Why are you still talking about this?
Does someone actually give a fuck?"
BLACKWOOD:
I've had many, many women
and some men try to.... I wouldn't call
it flirting, exactly, but they were rather unsubtle.... it was off-putting. But
if the right person were to approach me, I certainly wouldn't say no. There's
only so much that is appropriate for me to do, with my position of power
LUCIFER:
Ex-king of Hell. I'm on vacation.
GEORGE nods but shrugs
Man, that position must suck if you can't
say what it is you want, and if people keep throwing themselves at you all the
time. I don't envy you...
REBECCA giggles and loves the direction the day has taken, and she nuzzles closer to Trent and kisses him, before reaching her hand out to hold one of Nates
I have been stupid.... and I will try more, to make this all work, but I do love you both, so much.
FREYA tilts head slightly, watching, listening. She wasn't a very good flirt and lacked confidence, but this was an interesting learning experience. Everyone being so open
CAT:
Vacation? You can do that?
NATE melts into George's kiss and pulls him into his lap for a cuddle
❤️ I adore you, too, cutie
BEX
they
are all being so mushy, I LOVE it.... and poor Freya is just like.... chomping
at the bit! But has no confidence at all to this sort of thing and Faustus is
RIGHT there, being all.... well.... Faustus! hehehehe LOVE IT!
Miles
"Yeah well... I want to mush
YOU!!"
SYKES
Like literally… into human pig feed.
TOKEN
Yo dawg I put some pork in your pork so you
can stew while you stew.
TRINKET
PORK STEWWWWW!!!
BLACKWOOD:
I can't tell you how refreshing
it is to meet someone who DOESN'T envy me. I almost feel as though I can let my
hair down, so to speak.
*Smiles warmly over at Freya*
TRENT:
You should grow your hair out; it
would be a good look.
*Snuggles Rebecca*
NATE:
You're not stupid, just.... stressed.
*Takes her hand*
LUCIFER:
Why, yes. I'm on vacation
indefinitely.
REBECCA:
Hey, if this Dark Lord of yours
gives permission, all that position and power wouldn't matter, would it? Though
in my opinion, if you love someone, it shouldn't matter anyway....
*Laughs
at his words though*
Damn, George, he got you there.
GEORGE shrugs and smirks
Being in a position where I can't tell the
ones I love, that I love them without someone judging me.... yea, no thanks.
CAT:
Indefinitely? Oh dear. I am sorry...
She flushed.
So,
what are you doing while on this.... vacation?
BLACKWOOD:
You misunderstand me, Miss
Bunch. I simply mean that, as a person in power, it would be inappropriate for
me to approach someone in a lesser position, which is almost everyone, because
it could be seen as an abuse of power. I can do without the groupies, but I do
appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. I appreciate that Freya didn't
throw herself at me, but I also like that she's more open about her feelings
now.
Lyle
"Damn, you know just listening to him
makes me feel like a REALLY bad person!.... Just kidding! What a loser"
Miles
"No, no, I one hundred and ten percent
agree! He needs to professio..... Nope! I can't!" 🤣
NATE:
Uh, what position is that, George?
LUCIFER:
I run a nightclub in Los Angeles.
Mostly I've just been having fun. What's the point of life without it?
REBECCA:
Ohhh.... makes sense.
*Shrugs and turns back to cuddling Trent
and gives Nates hand a gentle squeeze*
Still sucks though....
FREYA stands and walks over to sit beside Faustus
Lyle
"Well that's not fucking creepy at
all. Have you people never heard of privacy or minding your own fucking
business?"
"You know actually can you move that
blanket up just a...." Lopez
started. (Referring to Serena giving Lyle a blow job under a blanket in the
commentary room)
Lyle immediately shot him a look.
Lopez
" IM KIDDING!! I didn't even like
doctoring your ugly fucking dick I'm definitely not watching"
Miles
"Ok but they aren't fucking so let's
clarify. HOWEVER.... Fuck, can no one's conversations be an A and B topic in
this bitch?"
CIN
Corri Intensifies.
FREYA notices but doesn't care
I have never felt anything the likes that
you make me feel, Faustus, and I like it. I feel.... free. Like I can do
anything and be anything and for that, I am entirely grateful. I have wanted to
tell you so long how I felt about you but was unsure how. But.... I'm not
anymore.... I—I love you, Faustus Blackwood.... with every beat of my heart....
GEORGE:
Ummm.... what?
*doesn't want to
break the mood*
CAT looks over at Freya and smiles brightly, turning back to Lucifer and nodding in their general direction
BEX
my Freya muse is SCREAMING right now.
hehehehe 😛
BLACKWOOD:
Freya, you are a phenomenally
talented witch, and you have the biggest heart of anyone I have ever met.
Perhaps I fell for you the moment we first locked eyes, but I did not recognize
the feeling at the time, for I had never experienced anything like that. But I
felt protective of you, and I have longed to take you and your brother away
from your horror show of a home life since the night I saw you in the library.
Whether my heart be cold and shrivelled, or warm and full of this strange new
feeling, I can only say that it belongs to you fully and completely.
NATE:
You said you've been in a position
where you couldn't speak up about your feelings without being judged. When
exactly was this?
FREYA, hearing the words Faustus said, she about damn near melted. Daring to be bold once more, and not caring who saw, she raised a hand and ever so slowly, caressed his cheek before leaning forward and pressing her lips to his, softly, gently, almost shyly
GEORGE:
Oh, I misspoke... I said I wouldn't
want to be in said position. Like Faustus obviously is.... or was....
*Smirks as he watches those two finally kiss*
CAT's eyes go wide and smirks
Damn....
now that's.... bold.
BLACKWOOD kisses her back, the most passionate, only passionate, kiss of his life
FREYA
I love you, Faustus....
REBECCA:
Damn! About time! Congrats you
two.
"yay... " Miles in an extremely mocking tone.
Lyle
"So does that mean we're done hearing
about it?"
AKUMA
What? Don’t be silly. It’s Cor—uh, Bex’s
FAVORITE SHIP so it’s going to get ALL THE ATTENTION!
GEORGE:
Right!
CAT giggles and nods
That's my witch. Told you.... all you had to
do was tell him.
FREYA blushes, suddenly remembering everyone else, but she stays close to her Warlock. HER Warlock.... what a thought!
Lyle and Lopez in unison
"Moon, Moin, Moin, Moin, Moin!!"
NATE:
This is weirdly heart-warming
REBECCA:
Right! This is so much better
then bickering... though, bantering is
kinda fun.
CAT shakes head and turns back to Lucifer
I would really like to get to know you
better.... if you would like.
NATE, sheepishly
Yeah, you're right.
LUCIFER:
It would be my pleasure.
REBECCA giggles and leans over to kiss his cheek
CAT:
Great!
*Suddenly
shy and has no idea where to start*
FREYA sees Cat's dilemma and chuckles
Start with where you are from and what you
like, sillies. Remember?
She leaned lightly against Faustus, not
letting any moment with him be missed.
NATE: 😊
TRENT:
That's easy, we're from Des Moines,
Catherine was a star athlete growing up, perfect GPA, a— oh, she does have a roommate,
but we can relocate him, she's basically just his babysitter—
NATE:
Uh, Trent, maybe you should let her
share?
BLACKWOOD wraps an arm round Freya and takes her hand
CAT blushes at her brother's interaction but smirks
Yea....
there is that. Long story and it's funny. But besides all of that, I
love horses and I own a few in the stables at the college around here.... and
my brother isn't the only one who can cook in our family.
*Smiles
over at Lucifer*
FREYA settles against Faustus and takes his hand into hers, giving it a small squeeze
GEORGE:
I think they will make a good
couple, what do you all think?
*Nods
to Lucifer and Cat*
Lyle
"Lamb Chop needs to seriously shut
up..." 🙄
POST-EDIT RENA
Mmhmm! Mm...
LUCIFER:
Horses are most noble and adorable
creatures.
TRENT:
It'll drive her mother up the wall
having the literal devil as a possible son-in-law, so I'm all for it 😈
CAT:
Aren't they though? Maybe we could go
riding together sometime.
REBECCA:
Hey, if he makes her happy, too,
why not?
TRENT:
Well, that's a given
REBECCA looks over at Nate
You ok with that Nate?
NATE:
Yeah, it's fine with me
CAT:
Good! Thanks guys.
*smiles*
FREYA:
This has been a very good day. Is it
like this all the time?
Miles
"Oh you didn't hear? Nathaniel had a
melt down in front of you the other day! I mean I wasn't there but even I
heard!"
GEORGE:
Not all the time, but then nothing
can be roses and sunshine all the time... but the dark days makes the good ones
even better.
PENRYN
That sounds like something an abuse survivor says. Blink twice if you need help.
REBECCA:
where did you get so
philosophical?
*smiles*
I
like it
NATE:
My Cutie is a man of many talents
CAT:
Indeed....
*smiles*
So, what shall we do now?
REBECCA:
Well, you and Lucifer are getting
to know each other, Me, Nate and Trent and George seem cuddly and Faustus and
Freya.... are adorable. Really. I say today has been a rather awesome one to
say the least.
TRENT chuckles and nods
CAT:
so, does that mean we will have to
write Lucifer into the story now?
SIGYN
CROSSOVER FIC BAYBEEEEEE
BEX
Why did they cut that out? lol
CAT squeals!
NATE:
you're lucky you don't know your dad
lmao
TRENT:
agreed
FREYA:
True....
REBECCA:
I did know him.... for a few years....
and then, I just didn't.
CAT:
Yea, dads, unless you come from a
'good' family.... the worst.
*Makes
a face*
GEORGE:
yea.... well.... it happens.
FREYA:
So, besides banter with each other
and snog, what else do you guys do?
Miles
"Some of them enjoy a good round of
coitus! Others like to watch that coitus! And afterwards they argue over
Chinese! Really, it's quite simply. I don't know why you keep asking such
idiotic questions"
Lyle
"Why did you just say Coitus?"
Lopez
"Ha! Coitus!" 👉👌
POST-EDIT RENA pops her head up, licking
her lips
That sounds fun. Can we do that next?
Lyle
"The arguing over Chinese?"
Lopez
"I'm hungry now"
POST-EDIT RENA
The coitus, but Chinese sounds good, too.
Lyle
"Oh, sure, I can usually go several
rounds anyway soooo .... Let's do it!"
POST-EDIT RENA squeals happily
Okay boys, avert your eyes! I'm gonna sit
in his lap ♥
"Or, you could go somewhere else"
Miles remarked rolling his eyes.
POST-EDIT RENA
I can't shut the fuck up long enough to
leave the commentary room.
GEORGE chokes on his drink
FREYA:
What? That's what you said last
night....
GEORGE:
No, I didn't say it exactly that
way, Freya. I said it was what we did for fun most times it seems like. We do
other things too.
CAT:
He said what now? I don't snog anyone,
thanks.
GEORGE:
I didn't mean it like that.... come
on....
*Sticks tongue out*
NATE:
I'm watching Without Love You Can
Save the World, and it's weird seeing myself in jeans and a T-shirt.
TRENT:
Darryl is kind of cute in his
healthy sperm onesie
GEORGE:
Are you in that?
*curious*
Where?
REBECCA:
Watching Something about McDonald’s
cause the admins partner is watching it.
SIGYN
REBECCA:
something about how McDonalds was
made.... Founder.
TRENT:
A documentary?
BEX
Not really.... it has Michael Keaton in it.
How he started the McDonalds chain. I'll be back in a bit, gonna stuff my face
and then hop in the bath.... I can finally take one! AWWW!
*giggles*
Might go ahead and give Rhett one too since
he's wearing his food.
SIGYN
Yay, baths!
TRENT:
the opposite of that, actually
REBECCA:
yea.... I know Hun, but I love
them! So relaxing.
TRENT:
also the opposite of that
REBECCA:
well, whenever we work on that
together, no rush, I can show you how fun it can be. But no rush Love
NATE:
ooh I can get you a bubble helmet
like Sandy on SpongeBob.
TRENT:
gesundheit
REBECCA laughs hard
it's a cartoon babe. SpongeBob. Very funny
NATE:
It takes place in a fictional place
called Bikini Bottom—
TRENT:
Interesting....
NATE:
underwater
TRENT:
nOPE.
REBECCA:
it's a show Hun.... and you'd
never know it was underwater of not for that squirrel in her diving suit.
FREYA:
what? What's a squirrel doing
underwater?
TRENT:
Putting her life in danger 😱
GEORGE:
it's a cartoon.... it's not real.
TRENT:
still, nope.
LUCIFER:
Rebecca, I think I may have an
idea
REBECCA looks over at Lucifer, curious but guarded
yes?
LUCIFER leads Rebecca a little way away from Trent so he can't overhear
He
seems to dislike water, but how is he with champagne?
REBECCA follows and blinks at his question
he drinks it well enough.... why?
LUCIFER:
I think you could get him to take
a bath in something other than water if you frame it in a sexy way, and
work your way to regular baths from there.
REBECCA:
in.... in champagne?
*Looks at him like he's crazy*
LUCIFER:
A sexy champagne bath, to get him
used to the concept of a bath without being scared.
Miles
"I know a GREAT fucking way to fix
that fear!!!"
Lopez
"Mmm I don't know boss, there's a
reason this guy's in shit like Intel"
Miles
"Well you don't know what I'm thinking
now do you, so shut it"
Lyle
"Actually, we probably do. Drop him in
the ocean right?"
Miles
"No .... "
REBECCA
but that defies the purpose of a bath
entirely.
*Blinks,
thinking it over*
LUCIFER:
.... you're not from LA, are you?
REBECCA:
No.... no I'm not.
She chuckles softly but pats his
shoulder.
but
thanks. Will give that a go.
*Turns
and pauses*
oh!
Cat likes orchids.... the multi-colored ones.... and German chocolate. Just a
heads up.
*Winks at him and turns to walk to her
boys*
LUCIFER:
A woman of excellent taste....
CAT:
what did you say?
*giggles*
REBECCA:
nothing....
*Innocent look*
TRENT:
Guys, I got Nathaniel a present
Not a dirty one this time.
GEORGE perks up
did you.... ohhh! Let's see!
REBECCA, curious as well, looks over at them with a small smile
BLACKWOOD:
Somehow, I cannot picture him
wearing that
TRENT:
Tch. You've known him 24 hours.
GEORGE & REBECCA:
Now that's gorgeous.
CAT:
then you don’t know our Nate....
*giggles*
BLACKWOOD:
A little longer than that....
LUCIFER:
I think it looks smashing.
SIGYN
look out Rebecca, Trent's going to smash
your butterfly
FREYA's eyebrow raises, and she smirks playfully
something I should know, Love? (She teases, hiding a giggle)
well,
I think it looks great! Keep you warm in the winter.
BEX dies laughing
I
think he's already done that.... repeatedly.
REBECCA:
ok... har.... moving on...
FREYA:
what does that me—
REBECCA:
NOTHING!
*snickers*
TRENT:
It's a sex euphemism I think Paula? came up with.
REBECCA:
TRENT!
She
blushed two shades of red
FREYA:
ohhhh! You mortals have odd terms
for sex.
Lopez
"COITUS!!!" 🤣👉👌
Miles
"Are you five?"
Lopez
"Yeah! Twice!!"
POST-EDIT RENA
Fornication!
POST-EDIT HELLY
The entirety of "Foxtrot Uniform
Charlie Kilo"
CIN
Ooh, ooh,
Greg once offered to "flambé
her cockatoo", which is ironic because he ended up giving her a UTI.
NATE:
DUDE
REBECCA:
REALLY? MUST YOU?
TRENT:
You should really use the powder
room after sex to prevent that, or at least keep cranberry juice on hand.
NATE:
omg....
FREYA blinks
I am still floored that you have had so
many partners....
REBECCA:
well thanks for that, Love.... now
I'm a harlot!
*teases*
CAT:
Jezebel is more like it. (whispers and winks at Freya who knows that term)
TRENT:
Hey, now
REBECCA:
you can have as many as you like....
long as all are agreeable....
CAT:
what? It was a joke. Freya got it.
*laughs*
I'm only teasing.
FREYA:
oh no!
*Shakes head*
I
couldn't see myself with more than one....
how do you even keep up?
GEORGE:
STAMINA!
Lyle
"And multiple points of pleasure"
Miles
"Ok stop..."
Lyle
"Ooh rah!"
REBECCA:
it’s not like I have them all at
once.
CAT:
riling her up is so much fun.
*giggles*
TRENT:
That's valid, Freya
Ooh, we should try all at once!
REBECCA:
WHAT? I'd die!
She snickers.
NATE:
It's not that common to die
from orgies
Lyle
"But if it was MAN!!!! I'd have died a
long time ago."
Miles
"Yeah ... "
Lyle
"Ha!"
Lopez blinking and looking between both of them like what the fuck.
AKUMA
Right?!
FREYA:
well.... you might.... you do
make a six some.
GEORGE:
say what?
FREYA:
isn’t that the term? Six some?
Rebecca, Trent, Nate, and George along with Cat and Lucifer.... that's six.
Lopez
"And we're back to siblings
again...." 🙄
TRENT:
Ummm let's just do four
CAT:
oh what? Now I can't play?
*teases*
TRENT:
not with me. we're from Iowa,
not Alabama
CAT:
not like you'll see me.... you'll be
too lost in your harem.
*Chuckles but is just riling him up now*
Miles
"Yeah, that's not how the general
public would see it and with how you act, he's gonna look down and find your
fucking hand on his dick"
CIN gags and grabs a trash can
TRENT:
technically it's Nate's harem
REBECCA:
besides.... you haven't even asked
how Luci feels about all this....
*pauses*
if anything, it's my harem (teases)
without my word you and Nate don’t sleep
together.
FREYA:
By Satan.... you have a weird
dynamic
LUCIFER:
Hmm? I've no objections
GEORGE:
that's it? Just that.... whatever
happened to wooing the lady first?
*Teases him now*
LUCIFER:
Well, I— that's up to the lady. No
one is forcing her to do anything against her consent.
FREYA:
I'm glad it's just you and me. (says to Faustus.)
REBECCA:
and his wife....
CAT:
she doesn’t count!
REBECCA:
how you figure?
CAT:
arranged marriage.... hello? Doesn’t
count.
Lyle
"Well HELLO Charlie Horse!!!!"
LUCIFER:
Is she frigid?
FREYA:
woe be it my place to speak of her. (says softly and politely. Having been raised not to speak about ones.... betters at all)
CAT:
what she means is that frigid isn’t
the exact word.
Lyle
"And you know that HOW?!!
Wait.... GUYS!!! Do you think they also
have an Eywa!!!??"
Miles
"Oh they definitely fucking do"
REBECCA:
more like power hungry, conniving
and backstabbing.
CAT:
I would like to get to know Lucifer
first guys....
LUCIFER:
Right, then! Shall we go to dinner
and a movie, or— there's a carnival in town
CAT's eyes lit up at his suggestion
the carnival sounds nice. Yes. Let’s!
(Sigyn sends a picture)
NATE:
God YES, Wolverine.... and yes, I'd like to be strapped to that
SIGYN
I once went to a Wolverine at Fanime and
asked if his claws had a vibrate setting
NATE:
lol screw that, I just wanna get cut
REBECCA:
I'm more partial to Eric.
*Pauses
and looks around*
Magneto.
LUCIFER:
Yes, we know who Eric Lensherr is
FREYA:
me too.... totally my type.
CAT:
yep; tall, dark, and handsome
NATE:
and old, so naturally Freya’s type :p
Lyle
"Oooooo she's gonna need a salve for
that fucking burn"
LUCIFER:
I like Mystique
FREYA:
what is it with you and age?
NATE:
I'm not the one going after GILFs
FREYA:
GILFs?
REBECCA:
Nate.... don’t say it!
TRENT:
Grandparents I Like to Fuck
REBECCA:
I said don’t say it!
*Sighs dramatically*
FREYA:
HE IS NO SUCH THING!
GEORGE:
way to piss off the witch, love.
*chuckles*
NATE:
You told me not to say it, not him
TRENT:
Magneto is old though. I
mean, technically Rumple is older, but Rumple still has that youthful energy
REBECCA:
yes, but I know you both... if one
doesn't the other will.
GEORGE:
Rumple?
REBECCA:
for god’s sake don't ask!
LUCIFER:
As the eldest here, I object to
this blatant ageism.
Miles
"I'd agree, but considering we all
know he's only doing it to bully Freya"
Lyle
"Yeaaa I've done similar with someone
I don't like.... And worse"
FREYA:
Thank you!
(Sigyn shows a picture of Rumple from
Once Upon a Time)
SIGYN’S MUSES sigh dreamily
GEORGE:
he looks like a skitz. Let me guess...
magic?
REBECCA:
shut it! He's hot!
TRENT:
he's known as the Dark One, and yes,
he's a magical skitz
FREYA:
how many.... Dark Ones... Dark Lords....
do you have in your world?
NATE:
I'd let him rumple my stiltskin any
day of the week, and thrice on Sunday
LUCIFER:
What.
SIGYN
Yes. Let's not even bring the Obey Me
fandom into this, because there, we've got....
(♪Emo Roll Call♪)
Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus,
Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo, Barbatos, Luke, Simeon, and Solomon.
REBECCA:
get in line Nate.
*giggles*
FREYA:
we only have one Dark Lord. It's
easier that way.
*smirks*
LUCIFER:
the first seven are.... all
different people?
SIGYN
yyyyyyyEP
FREYA:
I thought they were all the same...
SIGYN
Not in Obey Me!
NATE:
Why would I get in line when he can
just get on the pile?
FREYA:
oh, Satan help me.... that's too much to keep up with.
*chuckles*
REBECCA:
as if that will ever happen. It's
a fantasy.... but a nice one
TRENT:
A very nice one
NATE:
If we're talking glitter fantasy,
we've got to mention Carlisle
TRENT:
OH, hell yes.
CAT:
hellz to the yes!
FREYA:
oh, I know him! Yes please
NATE:
YOU know Carlisle Cullen.
TRENT:
How did you meet?
NATE:
Is it true he carries his scalpels
with him?
FREYA blinks
wait.... what? No. I don't know him.
I have heard of the stories.... why.... is he real?
TRENT:
Everyone is real and yet no one is
real
Prager
"Like me!" ☺️
NATE:
You've read Twilight? I thought you
didn't like mortal fiction stories
FREYA:
yes.... (says softly)
I
said I didn’t understand stories like your Harry Potter.... but Twilight, was a
great series. Because where we come from... vampires are real
"Contradicts everything she said
before yes" Z-Dog waking
up long enough confirm
DÉSMODA
Damn right, we're real. We're all real
sick of her shit.
TRENT:
okay guys, Eric Northman
NATE:
ehhhh
TRENT:
What do you mean, "ehhhh"?
He's GORGEOUS
FREYA:
True blood? A good series but that
involved more sex than actual story.
NATE:
he's ok. It's also a book series, the Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries
TRENT:
What about you, George? Who's your
fantasy man?
GEORGE:
me? Ohhhh.... I like Professor X.
The younger version.
TRENT wrinkles nose
sorry I asked
NATE:
hey don't be mean
GEORGE:
what? James McAvoy is smoking!
TRENT:
is he, though?
Lopez
"Well considering your standards are
very specific..... Maybe OTHERS standards are DIFFERENT Trent! Huh, weird,
Novel idea"
Lyle
"What are Standards?"
NATE:
I like Simon Tam from Firefly.
GEORGE:
yes.
REBECCA:
Jonathan Rhys Meyers!
FREYA & CAT:
oh, gods yes!
LUCIFER:
Ben Barnes and Billy Crudup.
REBECCA:
I know who the first one is and
yes!
TRENT:
Agreed
CAT smiles over at Lucifer
what about you?
REBECCA:
yea need to get to know the new
guy more.
CAT:
Faustus too.... who does he like?
*giggles*
LUCIFER:
I already said mine
CAT:
oh right. My bad.
*chuckles*
BLACKWOOD:
Bela Lugosi was decent in his
heyday.
NATE:
oh, come on, that one's obvious. so
on the nose
REBECCA:
that he was. I liked Christopher
Lee
BLACKWOOD:
Rachel Momo
CAT:
tiny wee thing isn’t she?
*nods*
BLACKWOOD:
Wang Yan Zhi. Tuoba Yu (Vanness Wu) from The
Princess Weiyoung
GEORGE:
anyone seeing a pattern?
*chuckles*
TRENT:
Wow, and Nathaniel accused me of
having a type. Spike.
CAT:
yea! Before he became.... well.... mushy!
NATE:
what's wrong with mushy
BLACKWOOD:
This guy.
CAT:
nothing.... except when you lose
yourself to it and become someone else
FREYA chuckles
young, petite, dark
haired.... explains a lot. Only I have gold eyes.
PENRYN
Actually, those three actors are specifically Asians, and Vanness Wu is not exactly "young" - so no, his type is not "people who look like Freya"....
TRENT:
Rachel Bloom
NATE:
OH, COME ON. I didn't realize we were
getting meta
REBECCA smirks and prims
LUCIFER:
Santa Ana Winds
NATE:
okay also Rachel Bloom, duh
SIGYN
Yeah, same.
BEX
They are so silly
NATE:
I already mentioned a Sean Maher
character soo ummm… Jake Gyllenhaal
REBECCA:
Maggie Gyllenhaal
LUCIFER:
Dame Maggie Smith
BEX’S MUSES
YES!
FREYA:
Gary Oldman.
NATE:
ha of course
GEORGE:
guy that plays Dracula huh? Why am
I not surprised?
NATE:
Danny Jolles 😉
TRENT:
okay come on stop naming actors from
our actual show
SIGYN
Paul Welsh
CAT:
ok.... new subject....
REBECCA:
all ears....
CAT:
ummm.... well....
TRENT:
wellllll?
REBECCA:
so, we actually all got along
today. Everyone's cuddling...
GEORGE:
so how about a game of truth or
dare?
FREYA:
what is that?
Miles
"This bitch makes you look smart
Lyle!"
Lyle
"Wooaaah!!! You couldn't go one day
being nice to me?"
Miles
"Nope"
TRENT:
When you're chosen, you have to
either choose truth or dare. If you choose truth, we ask a question, and you
have to answer it honestly. If you choose to dare, we dare you to do something,
and you have to do it. I've never played before. this is going to be so much
fun
CAT:
or spin the bottle?
REBECCA:
seven minutes in heaven?
TRENT:
I've never played any of those ⊙﹏⊙
NATE:
I have. I made out with the entire
lacrosse team on a dare. it took a week to complete.
TRENT:
and thus, a slut was born 😛
GEORGE:
so... which one shall we play
first? Ohh... and ALL have to play
FREYA:
wait.... what are the other two?
TRENT:
can we also play Never Have I Ever?
REBECCA:
spin the bottle is easy. You spin
the bottle and whoever it lands on you have to kiss
FREYA makes a face
REBECCA:
YES, NEVER HAVE I EVER
GEORGE:
that one!
CAT:
yes.... that sounds safer to start
with. Hehehe
TRENT:
Ohhhohohoho... 🎵my girl's gonna get hammered🎵
REBECCA:
are we drinking for Never have I
ever?
*snickers*
CAT:
duh! Yes!
*Comes
back with drinks for all round*
FREYA:
how do you play this one?
NATE:
GROUND RULE. No using shit you
learned from stalking to trap someone into drinking
TRENT:
awwwwwwww
REBECCA:
good rule.... and no omissions
*Looks at Faustus*
BLACKWOOD:
May I help you, Miss Bunch?
REBECCA:
nope....
*smiles*
FREYA:
I think we have to drink if we've
done something.
*Looks up at Faustus*
BLACKWOOD:
Are we starting? Alright. Never
have I ever had an "accident" at work.
NATE:
goddamn it.
*Downs a shot*
REBECCA:
shit...
*drinks*
CAT:
man....
*drinks*
GEORGE drinks
GEORGE:
wait... what accident?
BLACKWOOD:
I intended "failure to make
it to the powder room on time".
REBECCA, GEORGE, CAT:
ohhhh....
*They look at Nate*
NATE:
Rebecca and George, you knew about
that, it happened my first week
REBECCA:
oh right!
*giggles*
poor Nate....
GEORGE:
who’s next
BLACKWOOD:
One of you lot
REBECCA:
Never have I ever... gotten arrested.
TRENT:
yes, you have
NATE:
I was your defense lawyer!
CAT hides a sip
REBECCA:
I know I have.... that's why I'm
drinking
LUCIFER also drinks
TRENT:
Catherine?
GEORGE:
she wants to see if you lot have....
and CAT!
TRENT:
when were you arrested?
CAT smirks
it
was when I was young. College party dare went astray....
NATE:
Hmm, juicy
TRENT:
you're literally 21, I thought you
were still IN college
CAT:
I am... indeed.
*smirks*
(Post-edit Sigyn: I just remembered she went to Drake, so we're going to say she's in grad school part time now while she works for Trent, and that when Trent hired her when she was 16, she was mostly working from home organizing his online calendar and suchlike.)
REBECCA:
oh brother....
*laughs*
CAT:
oops....
TRENT:
what happened, Catherine?
CAT:
like I said.... college party gone
astray. It's not on my record.
GEORGE:
what you do? Seduce the cop? (teasing)
CAT smirks and shrugs, looking innocent
GEORGE:
NO!
*gasps*
NATE:
Nice! Did he let you keep the
handcuffs?
CAT:
maybe...
TRENT:
Nathaniel! why are you assuming it
was a boy cop?
CAT:
oh, come on Trent. Was a while ago... and if I told you it wasn’t a boy.... would
that turn you guys on more?
Was she teasing? One never could tell.
TRENT:
Ew, what?
CAT:
not you.... Nate.... and tall, brooding,
and angelic over there? Hehe
TRENT:
Okay, uh.... Never have I ever.... Nope, I've done that.... Ooh, done that too.... Okay, uh, never have I ever made out with my
defense lawyer or anyone acting as my legal counsel.
REBECCA:
Dammit!
*Giggles and drinks*
NATE drinks
FREYA:
Wait.... you HAVE?
REBECCA:
Yea, Nate.
*smirks*
CAT:
Lucifer? You too!
*snickers*
LUCIFER:
I have lived in LA for a
few years now. It's almost a rite of passage
TRENT:
but I live in LA.
REBECCA:
Yea, we all live in or near
LA and haven't done that.... except me. 😛
NATE:
technically mine was someone acting
as legal counsel in a roleplaying exercise in law school .... it was Mona.
GEORGE:
Nice!
*Laughs softly*
NATE:
Why don't you go next, George?
GEORGE:
Hmmm.... Never have I ever... made out with someone who was married.
He chuckled as it was hard finding things
Freya had done
REBECCA:
Shit!
*drinks*
FREYA blushes and drinks
Lyle
"MORE PEOPLE FOR HOMEWRECKER
FRIDAYS!!!"
Lopez
"I thought it was Wednesdays and
Sundays?"
Lyle
"Ooohh yeah.... Well now it's Fridays
too!!"
REBECCA:
Cat? again!
PENRYN
Shut the fuck up and take a shot. You had an affair with your married professor.
CAT:
Hey! I didn't know he was married, ok.
When I found out I slugged him good....
FREYA gives Faustus a look, but then shrugs. He was the High Priest; people threw themselves at him....
CAT:
I am more curious about the Priest,
though....
REBECCA:
Lucifer too.... wow....
BLACKWOOD:
Never have I ever called out
someone else's name during sex.
NATE drinks
I was gagged, but it counts, right?
REBECCA sighs
I’ma
be drunk before the nights out
*drinks*
CAT: BIG drinks
GEORGE:
Yes, Love. It counts
NATE:
Cat? Again?
TRENT:
Rebecca!
NATE:
sorry, George
FREYA laughs and shakes her head
You guys have some interesting stories to
tell...
REBECCA winces playfully
It
was Greg’s dad.... don't ask
CAT:
Who hasn't?
TRENT:
and uh, whose name did you
REBECCA:
I don't remember....
FREYA:
Ummm.... Me! I haven't.
*smirks*
TRENT:
I HAVEN'T. CLEARLY
LUCIFER:
Me, neither.
BLACKWOOD:
Me, neither.
CAT:
Ok, my turn!
NATE:
cat I'm genuinely curious
CAT looks at Nate and smirks
I'm a wicked minx, I told you that....
*Claps her hands together gleefully*
Never have I ever.... gone on a bender.... for
whatever reason.
NATE:
oh, COME ON
*drinks*
LUCIFER drinks
REBECCA:
YEA!
*drinks*
GEORGE:
I hate you
*Drinks, and giggles*
FREYA:
Wow.... I need to get out more
TRENT:
What counts as a bender?
CAT:
Drinking till you can't think let
alone walk
TRENT:
Ohhh, then no, I haven't done that
CAT:
that was a good one.... I want to know
stories!
GEORGE:
New rule! You can name things you
have done, but then you have to drink too.... and you have to give a short
outline of what you did if you drink....
REBECCA:
Seconded.
FREYA:
Ok.... cause I haven't done a lot....
NATE:
Many, many times in law school; Cat's
and my first date, though there were also drugs involved; a few times before
and after breaking up with Mona
LUCIFER:
I own a nightclub and I'm a
hedonist.
BLACKWOOD:
Look what I was surrounded by
day in and day out before joining this headspace. And afterwards.
GEORGE:
I got my heart broken once when I
was younger. I really loved this person and when I finally spoke up,
they laughed at me and spread it all over the office/school that I was gay....
NATE:
Jesus, George.... I'm so sorry
REBECCA:
I drink till I'm dead most nights
anyway... or used to.
TRENT:
Babygirl, no! 😥
REBECCA:
I said used to Babe. You saved me
in more ways than once.
*Kisses him*
GEORGE:
Ok, who’s next? Lucifer?
LUCIFER:
There's not a lot I haven't done… Wait,
I'm an angel. Never have I ever had an STI
REBECCA:
FUCK!
*drinks*
CAT subtly drinks
REBECCA:
Greg.... UTI.... enough said.
CAT:
Same.... but not the same person.
TRENT:
UTI is not really a sexually
transmitted infection, but Rebecca has had a couple things in college that she
cured
REBECCA:
Does chlamydia count then?
TRENT:
yes, Chlamydia counts. Please
take better care of yourself.
REBECCA wrinkles her nose cutely at Trent
NATE:
Cat, who was yours?
CAT blushes
It
happened a.... few times.
TRENT:
CATHERINE. You could get sepsis and
die from that!
FREYA:
Sex is starting to sound less and less fun. (teases, just to see what happens)
😛
PENRYN
Oddly enough, Freya, no-one's inviting you
to have it
Lopez
"Do you know that after you have sex
if you get pregnant, you could also die in LABOR?!!"
Lyle snorting a laugh and high fiving Lopez.
POST-EDIT RENA
So glad that's not a possibility for me
TRENT:
They call it one of the lesser ones
but it's still dangerous!
CAT:
Oh posh, big brother, I am careful now....
and I abstained.
BLACKWOOD:
Does crabs count?
LUCIFER:
... Uh
CAT:
YES
FREYA looks at Faustus, more than curious
LUCIFER:
Normally I would say no, but in
this case I'll make an exception
BLACKWOOD:
tch. They were from my wife.
*drinks*
FREYA:
Ohhhh gosh.
CAT:
Wow!
*Blinks, she knows what that
meant*
REBECCA:
ugh. Sorry.... I hear those suck. Whose
turn? Freya?
FREYA:
Never have I ever... participated in a festival, or holiday, or
even a party, that required either a lot of sex and or booze or other such
things...
REBECCA sighs dramatically and drinks
CAT:
Hell YES!
*Drinks*
GEORGE drinks
BLACKWOOD:
I don't recall, but just to be
safe....
*Drinks*
FREYA:
Lupercalia.... (says softly)
REBECCA:
Luper-what?
FREYA:
Our version of Valentine’s Day....
*smirks*
CAT:
I partied a lot.... that's my reason
GEORGE:
Me too.... parties.... and then you
should see Christmas at my house. woof.
REBECCA:
Me? Thanksgiving at my house. gets
tough
NATE:
My turn. Never have I ever.... worn a butt plug in public.
TRENT drinks, blushing
Fraternity hazing
LUCIFER drinks
Sex club
REBECCA:
HA! Not me!
GEORGE drinks
I was trying something different.
CAT drinks
I liked the feeling, and so got one that
vibrates.
FREYA:
You guys are weird.
*laughs*
NATE:
Nice.
CAT:
Yea, I can give you the name of the
store if you want.
TRENT:
Actually, he has one.
NATE:
I do?
CAT:
Niiicceeee
TRENT:
.... yes
REBECCA:
Never have I ever... Done something incredibly 'insane' but sweet
for love....
*Points to seasons 1-2 of her own show*
TRENT:
Hey! Not fair.
*Drinks*
I broke into Rebecca's house and
blackmailed her into letting me cook her dinner.
REBECCA:
You know I love you.
*Makes kissy face*
NATE drinks
I broke into Rebecca's house and stole her
stuffed alligator to cuddle with.
REBECCA:
Nate? You broke into my house too!
FREYA laughs
NATE:
You were in New York, and I missed
you. I also slept in your bed while you were away.
REBECCA:
I have been looking for that gator.
*laughs*
TRENT: 😤
CAT:
Why are you upset? You did it too
TRENT:
I stole her SOCKS and PANTIES and
BRAS, not slept in her bed
CAT:
ohhh cause that is SO much better.... Trent....
*Laughs and shakes head*
LUCIFER drinks
I can't think of a specific incident right
now but I'm sure I did some pretty insane things to try to win Chloe's heart.
It didn't work out.
CAT BIIIGGG drinks
FREYA:
Does what happened earlier count?
*Drinks
just in case*
I told Faustus I loved him... that's
insane, for me anyway.
*giggles*
but
I meant it!
Lopez
"No chica take a seat"
CAT:
To many stories for this one.... but
yea, right there with ya, girl.
*winks*
GEORGE Drinks
From telling the person from school to
telling Nate I loved him.... it's insane, cause he's perfect.... but he loves
me as I love him!
BLACKWOOD:
Never have I ever performed oral
sex on a man.
All Bex’s muses but Freya, drink
REBECCA:
All here concerned and then some....
EXCEPT FOR GEORGE! Or Lucifer….
FREYA:
good grief Rebecca! (teases)
CAT:
Don't knock it till you try it, Freya.
*smirks*
GEORGE:
Nate
NATE:
awwww, George, just me? 🥰
GEORGE:
yep, just you, cutie. You're all I
want. ♥
CAT shake head
We are such sluts....
*laughs*
A few....
TRENT drinks
Nate, at the hospital.
LUCIFER drinks
One of my bartenders
NATE drinks
Prep school, and George.
FREYA blushes and rolls her eyes at Cat
NATE:
You go, Cat
CAT:
Never have I ever.... had a fear that
stopped me from doing things.... and I don't mean just simple things. BIG
things too.
FREYA BIGGGG drinks
My whole life is a "Fear show"....
REBECCA drinks
scared to death of horses.... but I got in
a pen of them a few days ago.
*Smiles at Trent*
GEORGE drinks
I am afraid of flying....
CAT drinks herself
Afraid of the dark, actually.
BLACKWOOD drinks
When I was a young boy.
TRENT drinks
Water.
NATE drinks
Failure and abandonment
REBECCA nods at Nate
that too!
FREYA:
We can count that. Yep. me three.
LUCIFER drinks
Losing someone I loved
All (Bex-side) drinks to that one
CAT:
We all hear ya there, Mate....
GEORGE:
Wow.... that got sad fast.... quick....
someone go next!
*chuckles*
CAT:
Or play another game? I want to see
the witch after 7 mins of Heaven... (teases)
FREYA blushes and nudges Cat back
NATE:
This just got deep. I'm gonna bring
it back to the shallow end and piggyback off Faustus. Never have I ever
performed oral on a woman.
TRENT drinks
Rebecca
LUCIFER drinks
too many to count
REBECCA drinks
You all don't know her. College.
(Note from the future - what if it was Helena? XDDDD)
CAT drinks
She was a bartender, and I hooked up with
her a few times. Parted as friends.
LUCIFER, to Cat
It wasn't Maze, was it?
CAT:
Who?
*Looks at Lucifer*
LUCIFER:
Never mind
TRENT:
I noticed Blackwood didn't drink....
All turn to look at Faustus almost as one
BLACKWOOD:
There's a very good explanation:
I have not.
TRENT:
I think I just solved your marital
issues.
NATE:
be nice
CAT:
You haven't? Why on earth not?
*quizzical*
GEORGE:
I am sure that's not it, Trent.
*smirks*
TRENT:
I will not be nice.
BLACKWOOD:
Why on earth would I?
TRENT laughs
why WOULDN'T you? Girls— or at least my
girl tastes amazing. the sounds they make
REBECCA:
Because it is one of the more
special ways to display you affection, devotion, and love....
Lyle
"No it isn't.... It's a sexual act
used by literally everyone in love, not in love, and even porn stars!!! I can
think of at least ten bitches I've done this with but not there NAMES!"
POST-EDIT HELLY high-fives him
CAT gives Rebecca a 'Really?' look
REBECCA:
ohhhh... .
TRENT:
the way they—
NATE:
okay buddy I think that's enough I'm
starting to get queasy
Lyle
"Next time just start talking about
choking on dick, heard that's a doozy for Trent"
Lopez
"Then they'll both be sick"
Lyle
"YA! It'll be great!"
POST-EDIT RENA
Ironically, he doesn't actually choke
on it.
CAT:
they taste good.
FREYA acting like she isn't here, but secretly giggling
TRENT:
lol why did either Mina or Rebecca
put up with you so long little bug?
NATE:
MOna
TRENT:
bet she wasn’t
CAT:
Can't tell me you wouldn't do it with
Freya....
FREYA:
CAT!
REBECCA nearly chokes on her drink
CAT:
What? It's awesome! If you can suck
his dick, he can lick your clit. Enough said!
*snorts*
PENRYN
Actually, no. No-one is entitled to a sex act from anyone else.
GEORGE dies laughing
BLACKWOOD, fifty shades of red
SHALL we play the heaven game? Despite the
name it sounds far less mortifying than this
CAT:
Ha! He would! Alright, I am good.... moving
on.
REBECCA smiles wickedly
ohhhhh.... you
sure you want to Priest?
CAT snickers and shares a look with Rebecca
TRENT:
Admin, PLEASE stop diving, you have the
lung capacity of a hospice patient
SIGYN
I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm good
BEX
Be careful.... no hurting yourself or
passing out please! Me LOVES you!
SIGYN
So, I wanted to follow the curve of where
this goes from 4.5 ft to 8 ft. I'm fine but Trent is freaking out
REBECCA:
Breathe babe.... your Admin knows
what she's doing
SIGYN
and somehow Blackwood has learnt to sing Rolling
in the Deep just to antagonise him
BLACKWOOD: 😈
BEX
That's EPIC!
SIGYN
Tbh I wish he wouldn't bc I run out of air
laughing and have to resurface LOL
TRENT: 😣
BEX
No, I meant the music. Hehehe
REBECCA goes to soothe Trent and cuddle him
SIGYN
Yeah him singing it is why I have to come
up so soon
CAT claps her hands and smirks
so.... 7
mins in Heaven.... who’s going first?!
LUCIFER:
how is this one played?
REBECCA:
oh, it’s easy.... whoever goes
first gets to pick who they want to join them in a closet.... or another room
and they have 7 mins to spend together and pretty much anything goes...
CAT:
but we will need rules though....
REBECCA:
it's a game.... and I know it’s
happening…I'm fine.
GEORGE raises his eyebrow
REBECCA:
I wouldn’t have suggested it
otherwise.... shush
NATE:
It's not as chaotic as Spin the
Bottle, but admins would need a name wheel or dice for that
FREYA:
Spin the bottle is chaotic?
TRENT:
or an actual bottle and some chalk
NATE:
It's random. you don't choose who to
kiss, the bottle chooses for you
FREYA:
But you do in 7 mins?
CAT:
Yep
REBECCA:
So ...who's first?
*Cackles softly*
CAT shoves Freya forward
Oops....
GEORGE:
subtle cat...
*chuckles*
LUCIFER:
Who will it be?
*Half sarcastic*
REBECCA:
Oh yea, and when we play spin the
bottle, no using magic to land on whom you desire.... I am looking at you
Priest. (she teased)
FREYA playfully glares at Cat and then holds out her hand to Faustus
GEORGE:
Shocker....
CAT:
Shut it.
*Playfully throws a pillow at George*
BLACKWOOD elegantly takes Freya's hand
REBECCA:
To the back room with you....
*Smirks up at them both*
I don't have a
closet.
CAT:
He followed her. That's great! Seems
like the kind of man to always be in control to me. :P
GEORGE:
So, what do we do for 7 mins while
they are....
REBECCA:
We can play spin the bottle till
they get back
TRENT:
I told you he was a sub
GEORGE:
Still say he's a switch....
*smirks*
SYKES
Stop trying to control what other people's
muses are
REBECCA Goes to get an old coke bottle and some chalk
Who wants to? I can't draw to save my life
TRENT:
I dunno, the cartoon you did of
Valencia when you met wasn't half bad
REBECCA:
That... that was a blip.
(Sigyn returns from swimming; draws up a
spin chart. Spins were done in real time and video-recorded.)
SIGYN
If it lands on yourself or someone out of
the room, re-spin AND take a shot. let's get y'all fucked up
GEORGE:
So, who spins first?
SIGYN
I'd
say go clockwise starting with Rebecca
REBECCA:
Crap...
*Drinks and re-spins*
*spins and smirks*
Cat....
TRENT looks away
[7 Minutes]
BLACKWOOD:
My dear Freya....
FREYA:
Faustus.... (Her voice small, as she looked up at him.)
BLACKWOOD stands there, awkward and shy for once in his life
FREYA sense his shyness and smiles faintly
Fair pair we are.... (she says teasingly, as she takes his hand once more. Deciding to be the bold one,.... just this once!)
May I?
She was standing so close to him, all she
need do is stand up on tip toe to kiss him
BLACKWOOD leans down, closing the distance to kiss her
SIGYN
DING THAT’S TIME
[main room]
Sorry babe.... the bottle speaks.
*Leans forward and kisses Cat. A shy peck,
but Cat pulls her back and kisses her silly*
CAT:
You gonna do it.... do it right.
*winks*
REBECCA:
CAT!
TRENT:
I don't mind that it's happening,
I'm just not that kind of pervert.
REBECCA:
Ok, who’s next?
*giggles*
FAUSTUS returns
SIGYN
Freya’s next! Spin Freya spin!
FREYA:
Hmm.... oh.... the bottle? Ok.
*Spins and watches as it turns*
Lucifer?
*blushes*
GEORGE:
Who’s next in Heaven?
*chuckles*
LUCIFER crawls over to Freya, cups her head, and kisses her, somewhere between modest and party-kiss
NATE:
uhhh good question
This being Freya's second kissing someone, ever.... she followed his lead but was red by the time she pulled back
BEX
he's such a cheeky boy, Luci.
LUCIFER:
I'll go into the closet, as it
were, and I choose .... Hmm.... So many tasty options
CAT:
Trent.... you spin....
LUCIFER:
Catherine
CAT chuckles and stands and turns to follow Lucifer
TRENT:
Rebecca. yay!
*Smooches her passionately*
REBECCA smiles and leans over and kisses her Fiancé passionately
TRENT:
George, you spin
GEORGE:
Rebecca....
NATE:
Haha nice
REBECCA:
Wow.... ok....
*Giggles and leans over to kiss George
lightly, playfully*
GEORGE kisses her and smirks, shaking his head
First time kissing a woman, actually....
NATE:
Aww, that was cute
[7 Minutes]
LUCIFER closes the door behind them
So,
Cat.... You said you wanted to get to
know each other better before shagging. Does that also apply to snogging?
CAT:
No, it does not.
*Reaches up to pull him down for a kiss*
LUCIFER:
I was so hoping you would say
that.
*Kisses her and presses her against the
wall teasingly*
CAT:
ohhh.... you like to play rough? I do too. (she whispered against his lips, nipping slightly)
LUCIFER:
I love to play rough 😈
*Grabs
the back of Cat's neck and deepens the kiss*
CAT arches her body against his, moaning softly as she pulls him closer
CAT:
I love that sound.... do it again...
*Hisses as she actually bites him*
[Main room]
REBECCA hears the thumps and snorts
Sounds like they are having fun....
GEORGE:
Yea....
*Looks to Faustus and Freya*
You guys were so quiet.... (teases)
BLACKWOOD stiffly
Being reserved is not a crime
[7 Minutes]
SIGYN
TIME
CAT:
Thanks, handsome.... that was great.
*Steals a kiss*
Must do it again sometime....
*returns*
LUCIFER:
Ah, just when it was getting good....
*Returns*
[Main room]
REBECCA:
Next time, eh?
*Winks at Freya*
LUCIFER:
Rebecca, why don't you choose a
closet mate?
TRENT:
and nominate the next spin
REBECCA:
Alright....
*Chuckles and stands and holds out her hand
for Trent*
My Love.... will you join me?
*Looks around*
Faustus, you spin....
TRENT:
Of course, I will!
*Takes her hand and bounds happily into the
closet*
BLACKWOOD:
George....
GEORGE goes still and looks up
Me?
BEX
George is like deer in headlights!
*dies*
BLACKWOOD moves forward and pecks him lightly
GEORGE returns the peck and takes a swig of his drink
CAT snorts
BLACKWOOD:
Freya, my love, why don't
you take the next spin?
FREYA nods and moves to spin
NATE:
Trent isn't here, take a shot
FREYA
Nate....
NATE
Okay.
*Pecks her on the forehead*
Blech
FREYA smirk and rolls her eyes
CAT:
Hmmm...
*Stops drinking*
Party foul boy.... kiss her....
Lopez
"You know they hate each other.
Fucking teenage cunt shit right there"
CIN
That’s so fucking annoying. The rules of
Spin the Bottle only specify you have to kiss them, not that you have to
make out or even use tongue. Like, kissing someone’s hand could count!
Cat’s just being a pushy bitch.
SYKES
Yo did I tell you about the time I found
out for sure Rheagal was gay? This was back when she didn't use him that much
except for all that drama bullshit. And you'd then informed me she always
changes them later to be bi or gay even after she's claimed otherwise.
Well that being said. Yeah. Spin the bottle
boredom. And I was half wrong the other day, technically her muses did meet the
Mayans. That once.... At least the younger group who participated.
The first guy Rheagal kissed was Gilly 👌 🤣 BAHAHAHAHA
And considering by now you probably would
expect this from him.... Yeah Gilly made sure to make Rheagal nearly lose his
shorts and have a melt down over. It was great 🤣
PENRYN
That’s amazing.
SYKES
Yup his first male
on male was with one of my most manly ass mother fuckers. And he nearly jizzed
himself sooo BAHaHAHA
[7 Minutes]
TRENT
okay we have seven minutes what should we
do?
REBECCA:
Shut up and kiss me! (says playfully as she pulls him closer and kisses him deeply)
TRENT kisses her back, with a little moan
I was going to suggest something else 😉 or
rather, kissing you somewhere else
REBECCA:
Then do it silly.... (whispers as she nuzzles him gently)
TRENT pulls down her panties swiftly and kneels and kisses her there
REBECCA:
Ohhh.... Babe.... oh!
Instantly she is turned on! Utterly and
completely wet!
TRENT laps it up with grateful groans
god I love you
REBECCA:
I love you too, Trent.... so, so
much!
*Tries to find purchase on the wall but
there isn't any as she moans... LOUDLY*
TRENT holds her hips steady and delves deeper into her with his tongue
SIGYN
TIME!
TRENT makes an unhappy noise and pulls back
Damn it.
REBECCA gasps for breath and groans
Later love.... holy shit...
[Main room]
NATE:
I did.
CAT:
No, you didn't.... even Faustus kissed
George on the lips.
NATE pecks her real fast on the lips
‘Kay.
*Grabs a bottle of absinthe and chugs it*
CAT:
There ya go....
FREYA shakes her head and chuckles softly
GEORGE:
Why is Freya's cup empty?
TRENT returns
I'll
take that.
REBECCA returns
what
I miss?
TRENT grabs the absinthe from Nate and serves some to Freya
NATE:
I had to kiss Mary Sue
FREYA:
Thanks, Trent.
*Sniffs in, never had it before and takes a
sip*
Wow....
TRENT:
Who's spinning next?
REBECCA:
She's not a Mary Sue, Nate.
*snickers*
GEORGE:
Lucifer should spin now
TRENT:
I nominate George for the closet. No
pun.
FREYA:
Who’s in Heaven?
CAT:
In a hurry to go back are we? (teases)
FREYA:
Shush.
*smirks*
GEORGE:
Alrighty!
*Stands up and turns to look at Nate*
Nate.... ?
NATE:
oh thank God
LUCIFER:
Tch. Freya.
FREYA:
Me?
CAT:
You sure getting some 'experience'
tonight little witch.
*laughs*
FREYA leans forward and kisses Lucifer again
FREYA shakes head and pulls back
Do
you always kiss people like that?
*Takes a sip of the absinth*
LUCIFER:
No
FREYA:
Then.... why kiss me like that?
*Tilts
her head*
PENRYN
Because he's not really interested in kissing you and it's just a game?
Lyle
"The person who has to suffer should
fucking bite her"
CAT smirks
LUCIFER:
because I can. which one of you
lot hasn't spun yet?
REBECCA:
I think we all have....
CAT:
Whose next then?
TRENT:
I guess I'll go?
CAT:
ok....
*Settles back with her drink*
TRENT:
Ummm…
*Drinks for spinning himself*
I got Cat. and uh, no.
CAT chokes on her drink
No!
TRENT takes another shot and spins again
CAT:
me again? BRO
TRENT drinks and spins again
Father Blackwood
CAT snorts in hidden hysterics
[7 Minutes]
NATE unbuckles his pants
we have 7 minutes, let's make it count
GEORGE:
As you ask....
He drops to his knees and takes Nate into
his mouth
NATE pants hungrily
ohhh
God yes, thank you, George
GEORGE doesn't like this to be rushed, but he knows what his Lover likes and uses teeth and tongue to incite him to cum
GEORGE:
Sorry…rushing…do better…later… (he promised as he pleasured his Beloved)
NATE:
no, it's perfect.... You're perfect
GEORGE takes him fully, relaxes his throat and swallows around him
GEORGE swallows and pulls back, grinning like a Cheshire cat
I
love you!
CIN
You know it doesn't count if you say it in bed, right?
AKUMA
They're not in a bed right now.
CIN
You know what I'm talking about.
SIGYN
TIME!
[Main room]
NATE returns to see That
uhhhhh what the
fuck?
FREYA's eyes go wide as she watches, but that is the only thing that gives away her shock
Trent spun.... got Faustus... (said with barely constrained restraint)
REBECCA:
Ohhhh! Wow! Umm... Trent.... let’s
not kill the Warlock please. (teases)
GEORGE returns and tilts his head
Oh my!
FREYA:
I didn't know we could kiss that
way.... ?
REBECCA dies
CAT:
Getting into it now are we? (teases)
BLACKWOOD kind of melts into it, but comports himself when Trent pulls away. Immediately grabs a pillow to place in his lap
ahem.
REBECCA notices and chuckles
Think Faustus should pick for Heaven next....
CAT & GEORGE snicker softly
BLACKWOOD:
Trent.
BEX
He chose Trent for Heaven? Ohhhhhh.... *laughs*
TRENT raises eyebrow
Is that okay with you, Rebecca?
CAT eyes flick back and forth and nudges Freya.
I think someone should ask her too....
PENRYN
No, no-one cares!
Lopez
"Or maybe, here's a thought, if you
can't surpass your adolescent urges to have a melt down..... You shouldn't even
BE there!"
Lyle
"Waaaaahhh MY WARLOCK!!!"
AKUMA, who used to be the phrase catcher for "No-one cares!"
In all seriousness, the annoying thing is that she's acting like Trent isn't going to ask Freya at all just because he asked his own partner first. If Illybrius was going to make out with Vaan and asked my permission first, no-one would assume he just wasn't going to ask Bruce.
BRIAR, quite literally phoning it in because he is not safe in that room:
Not asking Freya would be the petty spiteful thing to do... but unlike me, Trent doesn't seem like a master of sassive aggression.
REBECCA:
If you desire, my love.... it is
but a one-time thing.
*Trying to be fair as this whole thing was
basically her idea. and it WAS helping her get used to the idea of him and Nate....
but never would have thought of Faustus*
TRENT:
Freya, are you also cool with me
making out with your boyfriend for seven minutes?
FREYA:
If he wants.... Thanks, for asking.
*Blushes and chuckles*
CAT pours more alcohol into Freya's cup and then into Rebecca's
Drink up ladies.... You are SO behind!
TRENT picks Faustus up, carries him into the room, and slams him against the wall and kisses him again
SIGYN
yeah so since I am writing them both, just
assume they're having kinky making out with breath play for 7 whole minutes
BEX
breath play huh?
*Puts that in Freya’s mind for later*
SIGYN
yeah 😈 Trent likes choking people out apparently, and Faustus is clearly into
it sooo
REBECCA drinks and winces
What the HELL is this!
CAT:
A concoction of my own making.
FREYA drinks and blinks
REBECCA:
No! Freya... not all of it
at once!
*laughs*
LUCIFER:
who is spinning?
FREYA:
I will!
*Grabs the bottle and blinks, before
spinning*
Lucifer? Again! What!
REBECCA dies
LUCIFER kisses her hand
Milady.
NATE scoff-laughs
CAT:
aww. aww. aww.... party foul.... I
didn't let Nate get away with it.
REBECCA:
DON'T BREAK THINGS IN MY HOUSE!!
THANKS!!
Angry cat noises
FREYA:
well.... that's new. I think I should ask Trent what he did later.
*giggles*
LUCIFER kisses her unenthusiastically
FREYA kisses Lucifer back
Wow.... it's ok, I don't like kissing you
either.
*Sticks out tongue*
Something goes thump
LUCIFER:
it's just that I've already kissed
you twice! I'm ready for some new lips.
All go silent and listen
REBECCA:
What the hell are they doing in
there?
*smirks*
I
don't want to know....
GEORGE:
So ...who’s next?
Something louder goes thump.
CAT:
I'll give you some new lips
*winks*
NATE:
I'll spin I guess
FREYA:
Oh good.... let’s see what happens!
NATE drinks for spinning himself
Lucifer
REBECCA:
well... he wanted new lips
NATE grabs Lucifer and kisses him aggressively
REBECCA:
All of us are going to have some
steamy times, later that is for sure....
*Giggles and drinks till Cat kicks her*
OW!
CAT eyes Freya and then gives Rebecca a look
SIGYN
TIME!
Faustus and Trent return, both looking
significantly worse for wear, clothes torn, bruised
TRENT:
I apologize for the ruckus, and I
will fix and/or replace everything
The world is slowly starting to spin. But FREYA'S still good. She's just finding things funnier than usual and upon seeing Faustus, snorts in a very unladylike way.
FREYA
Damn
Love.... who won?
REBECCA & CAT can't help it... that, coming out HER mouth is hysterical, and they collapse side by side
BLACKWOOD:
Not. Me.
TRENT:
Blackwood got a little too
enthusiastic and tried to grope me, so I punched him. We ended up brawling for
six and a half minutes.
Lopez
"Ok but what about the cat?"
Miles
"I'm actually pretty sure one of them
fucked it"
Lyle
"It was definitely Faustus"
GEORGE:
I think the girls have out-drunk us....
*Finds it all funny*
TRENT and BLACKWOOD:
Hmph.
REBECCA:
Oh, please George, I can drink
more than this...
*Looks over at Faustus though*
And no one gropes him but me.... and maybe
Nate.... so, watch it next time....
*Smiles so angelically*
CAT:
And I know how to hold the liquor.
*Sits up*
who’s next?
GEORGE:
Yea.... but what did you give Freya?
FREYA blinks a few times, and though she sits unmoving, she has a small, 'out of it' smile upon her face for a few seconds, before she realizes she is being watched
What? I'm fine.... this is water.... shush.
GEORGE sniffs and snorts
Water my ass! CAT!
TRENT casually removed his ruined clothes and throws them away, then comes back to sit in the circle in his underwear
LUCIFER:
Is that vodka?
REBECCA gives Trent a look
CAT:
Uummmm bro... I see.... everything....
TRENT:
wha— my underwear too? Damn it,
Blackwood!
*Throws those away also*
FREYA:
Is it? I don't know, but it tastes
good....
REBECCA:
I think we are getting the witch
drunk....
*sighs*
Trent.... clothes....
CAT:
EWW NO!! PLEASE!! I CHOOSE LIFE!!
*Reacts dramatically, and flails*
NATE:
Trent, no clothes 😉
REBECCA:
Clothes or else....
FREYA looks up and goes very, very still.
CAT:
She's never seen a naked man, you
moron!
*Covers Freya's eyes*
LUCIFER rolls his eyes and places a hand on Freya's head and takes away some of the drunkenness; she can still have fun but will be more coherent
TRENT:
Okay. Fine
*Leaves; returns wearing one of Rebecca's
dresses*
Happy?
FREYA, fifty shades red, and slightly embarrassed, and she finds herself strangely not a-spinny anymore.... which she doesn't know which is worse...
CAT:
NO! We can still see! Do I have to
dress you!
GEORGE is dying
TRENT:
What? I put on underwear too!
NATE:
Trenty, that's a G-string
CAT:
Let me spell it out for you... V-I-R-G-I-N!!!!
TRENT:
??? and??? I was a virgin till 27,
remember?
PENRYN
and Sebastian is still one.
FREYA:
Satan preserve me....
CAT:
Yea, but she's not you....
NATE:
No, um
LUCIFER:
I tried! Do you require further
healing?
NATE grabs Trent's arm and takes him to Rebecca's room; dresses him in jeans and a Powerpuff Girls tee
TRENT:
better?
GEORGE:
You know.... funnily enough, it
isn't Rebecca losing her mind.
*smirks*
FREYA looks at Lucifer
You
aren't my Satan....
REBECCA finds this all funny, but wonders why Faustus hasn't said anything and watches him
CAT:
Really? Don't you think her FIRST man
naked should have been HIM?
She points to Faustus.
BLACKWOOD:
That can be arranged.
CAT:
How? She's already seen HIM!
*Shakes her head at her brother*
PENRYN
It's not like Trent is actively trying to put his dick IN Freya.
AVERNA
Should a Satanist really be clinging so hard to conservative Christian "Family Values"?
PENRYN
...the conservative Christian family value of how the first man you see naked should be the crush you've had for
*checks calendar*
two days?
AVERNA
Two days?
PENRYN
They met August 26th. It is now August 28th. They also just met Trent round that time, so... either way, she's known Trent two days and Faustus two days.
AVERNA
Then why does it even matter?
BLACKWOOD is delirious
REBECCA:
What the hell did you do to him?
*Sits
up*
GEORGE:
Is he ok?
TRENT:
As I said, we fought.
CAT scoots closer to Faustus and looks in his eyes
Dammit bro.... did you have to concuss the
man?
FREYA:
He's hurt?!
That cleared up her sobriety right away as
she takes Faustus's hand into hers.
GEORGE:
Oh shit....
REBECCA:
Awww.... crap.... hang on....
LUCIFER:
Faustus, I do have the ability to
heal you. Is that what you want?
BLACKWOOD:
Do whatever you wish with me
⊙﹏⊙
FREYA:
No.... heal him, please? But no more....
CAT:
Wow.... Trent.... I can't believe you....
REBECCA watches
TRENT:
He started it.
FREYA:
Thank you
*smiles at Lucifer*
CAT:
Doesn't mean you have to react
violently all the time; you could have just left... ya know?
FREYA:
Faustus? Love?
*Looks up at him*
TRENT:
wait, I thought we had to stay in
the "closet" for the full seven minutes
BLACKWOOD:
That was.... fun.
BEX
NO! Not another muse who falls for him....
please. Freya really wouldn't be able to stand it. XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mansk
"Shut up you useless hucow!"
Lyle
"Woah! Dude!"
Mansk
"Sorry... I had something in my
throat?"
Lyle
"Yeah, Okey..."
THRENODY
No way, own your shit, Mansk. If Freya
"really can't stand it", then she doesn't need to be around, and Bex doesn't need to tell other people what to do with their own muses.
Mansk
"Yeah... She's a bitch. Pretty sure
there is something stuck in my throat though"
"Fucking Mansk!" Lyle now absolutely dying.
Mansk
"What? I can multitask"
"You’re not helping your case... You’re
making it so much WORSE" Lyle
now absolutely hooting it up.
Z-Dog
"Oh my gawd ok MOVING ON!"
REBECCA:
Geez Louise....
TRENT:
No, no, it was an honest brawl
GEORGE:
So ...what were we doing? Are we
still playing?
BLACKWOOD:
Yes
Allow me to explain
He did throw a punch after I grabbed him,
yes. Then we realized we could do things that weren't strictly sexual in
nature. We laid down some ground rules, chief of which were "No magic
use" and "No permanent damage".
Then we had a good old-fashioned mortal
brawl. It was quite invigorating.
Freya my love, there is no cause for
concern. I came out of it mildly dazed, but I would have recovered even without
assistance. More importantly, my heart belongs only to you.
as does every other part of me for the
foreseeable future
FREYA:
Then I am going to need more alcohol....
CAT:
Gotcha covered little Witch.
*Winks and just slides the entire bottle
over to her.*
FREYA:
What on earth is this?
GEORGE watches and smirks
Spiritus
Stawski! That's 96% Alcohol! Where you get that?
CAT:
I have my ways.... sip it Freya.... here...
*Pours
some in her cup and then in Freya's and Rebecca's and George's*
Anyone else?
Faustus's words reassure FREYA, and her smile is brighter still.
FREYA
As does my heart, belong to you, my Beloved....
SIGYN
(The Fourskins - Murder Train)
^ imagine that playing in the room itself
LUCIFER:
I would like some
TRENT:
None for Nathaniel or myself. We
have rosé
CAT shrugs and sips the drink
Careful.... it’ll get you fucked up faster than standing
up!
*Slides Lucifer the bottle*
Drink up, I got more where that came from
LUCIFER:
Thank you.
*Downs it in one*
CAT:
No! Not the whol—-oh well.... there went $2000 worth of spirits in a go.
Damn. Least you could have savored it.
*giggles*
LUCIFER hands her $2,000
CAT:
I don't want your money....
"Then try zipping lip for once. It's
really easy, OBSERVE!" Prager
went mocking zipping his lips before proceeding back to the phone he was
usually on around all these fucking weirdos.
REBECCA:
No! She wants something else!
LUCIFER:
Oh? Perhaps later
CAT smirks and winks
FREYA:
soooo.... what are we doing now?
NATE:
No more closet. let's keep spinning
though
REBECCA:
Agreed.... I’d like to have a house when we retire.
*Giggles and sips the drink and gasps*
DAMN! this packs a punch!
BLACKWOOD:
George, why don't you spin
GEORGE:
Ok....
Rebecca.... again?
*chuckles*
REBECCA shrugs and leans over the board and kisses George, not to deeply, but enough to let him know he was being kissed
GEORGE surprised but goes with it a moment and pulls back
Um... Nate.... spin please?
REBECCA smirks and sips her drink again. It didn't hurt as much this time when she sipped it, in fact, it didn't taste like anything.
BEX
NATE:
I got Lolcow of Ascot.
*Grimaces*
*Leans over and kisses him gently on the
lips*
*Takes
a swig of rosé*
Blech
FREYA snorts and sips her drink, and makes a face as for a moment, she can't breathe
GEORGE:
Hey, you ok?
CAT:
It's the alcohol, George.... people say it's like being hit in the gut the
first few times sipping it cause it's so potent.... give her a minuet.
FREYA breathes deeply after a moment and looks at her cup like it was a snake
This.... holy Satan!
CIN
That's an oxymoron.
NATE:
Freya, spin
FREYA coughs and nods
Ok....
CAT giggles
FREYA blinks
Rebecca...
TRENT:
Nice.
REBECCA chuckles and slides over to where she sits and ever so gently, kisses her
FREYA:
What is in this...
GEORGE:
Lightweight. (teases)
REBECCA:
So, who’s next?
TRENT:
I'll go
CAT sips her drink and chuckles
Anyone hungry?
*Stands and heads to the kitchen*
Rebecca, you don't mind, do you?
REBECCA:
Nope, knock yourself out. (calls)
TRENT makes a face
George
GEORGE smirks and leans over to kiss Trent, quick peck to the lips, before drinking his drink
TRENT:
Mhm. Thanks for that. Your spin.
CAT whips up some chicken wings and simmered veggies, Onion rings and cheese fries, small burger crustables and plantain chips with a fruit plate
What out....
*Sets it in front of everyone*
Dig
in
TRENT and NATE reach for chicken wings at the same time
FREYA:
Ohh! Food! Thanks!
*Takes
some burger pops, and a few pieces of fruit*
REBECCA takes some chicken wings and cheese fries
GEORGE grabs a few onion rings and some chicken wings
Thanks Cat....
TRENT:
George, your spin
CAT settles down back in her spot
So, we still gonna play.... or should we do something else?
GEORGE, curious
SERLEINA
WAIT, I UNDERSTAND THAT RFERENCE! THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY! HA! HA, HA!
GEORGE
Yea.... my lips are getting a little chapped. (teases)
CAT:
We've had an interesting day, let's
just bask in it.... and get drunk together and tell each other secrets and shit
Mansk
"Ok Alicunt"
Lyle
"Who?"
Mansk
"Pretty Little Liars"
Lyle
"Ooohh... Right?"
Lopez
"Yeah, I just heard the ditty in my
head"
Prager
"Isn't that a chick flick?"
Lopez
"No, it's a thriller"
Prager
"With a sprinkle of chick flick!"
Mansk
"Point being I'm now going to picture
that blonde cunt when I see that bitch talking now"
Lopez
"Agreed, to bad she won’t get fake
murdered"
FREYA:
I think you're closer to drunk then
I am....
*giggles*
TRENT:
I don't have any secrets
CAT:
well.... doesn’t have to be secrets Bro.
"No, no, the line is.... But friends
share secrets. It's what keeps us close ... " Lopez before mocking a giggle.
Lyle
"You need to stop...."
THRENODY
I don't think they need to be any more
close.
Mansk
👉👌
"She wishes!" Lyle hooted.
CIN and THRENODY both gagging into trash
cans now
NATE:
As long as it's not any more tragic
backstory
REBECCA:
Well, I think this is the best
day we have had in a long time. I mean... look what we have done together tonight?
She smiled and looked around.
Playing games, getting to know each other
better, and.... overcoming certain boundaries....
She nodded.
I, for one, hope we have more days like
this. Maybe not making out with each other, no.
*giggles*
Just...
fun.... together...
TRENT:
Lil Nas X pole dancing down to Hell
is such a mood
BEX
CAT nods
I concur.... we need more fun times together. Even if it's
just lounging on the floor and talking.
FREYA:
I second that.
NATE:
my mood
You said your lips are chapped.
BEX
I really like it. Rebecca and Freya are
kinda dancing along.
GEORGE chuckles and nods
Hmmm... thanks, Babe. Feeling better
already.
NATE:
I'll just have to kiss you everywhere
but your lips tonight 😉
TRENT:
I found a song for George 😉
GEORGE:
As you wish, love.
He smiled cheekily at Nate.
TRENT:
the MV is art
REBECCA:
It really is.... wow.
CAT:
This song's got a good beat to it too.
He worked with Ru Paul? No wonder I like it.
TRENT:
and yes, I've memorized the
choreography
NATE's jaw drops
REBECCA:
DID You?!
Her eyes light up and notices Nate out of the
corner of her eye.
You'll have to give us a show later.... right
Nate?
NATE nods wordlessly
CAT:
Wow.... that was big of you.
REBECCA smirks at Cat
I'm trying... said I was....
CAT:
I know sweets. Just heckling you.
BRIARPHONE
I can't say they did it well, but there's a one-two passive-aggressive hivemind punch. 1/8, needs work
AKUMA
As a seasoned expert, I give it a 0.5/8
CORRI
I'm willing to be generous and give it a 1.
AKUMA
Wow, Corri. You're so amazing! We love you!
CORRI
I love me, too! And all of you, for loving me!
CIN
Hey, cheers to that.
ILLYBRIUS, CIN, CORRI, AKUMA, and PENRYN clink glasses
TRENT:
George, you're an excellent dancer....
Why don't you join?
GEORGE looks up and blushes
Am I? I don't know.... I haven't.... (stutters)
REBECCA:
You danced today.
GEORGE:
But that was different.
BEX
take out the very last part.... and leave
the chorus and this is what Freya is listening to....
FREYA:
That's not all I'm listening too....
lol
TRENT:
Don't you want Nate to see you oiled
up and dancing in a banana hammock? 😉
GEORGE blushes terribly
I don't even know the choreography. But....
yes.
TRENT:
I'll show you, silly. It's not too
difficult
GEORGE:
Ok! I can give it a go!
FREYA:
This is more my style....
CAT tilts head
I can see that.... you dancing to that....
TRENT:
I love that song
FREYA:
What? I didn't say dance....!
GEORGE:
She's protesting too much again....
BLACKWOOD:
I don't mind making love to pop
music.
NATE:
WHOA.
FREYA jaw drops
CAT:
Don't be coy.... bet you can move too.
To something like this.... ohhh yes, I can see it. YOU. WILL. BLOW. HIS. MIND!
REBECCA smirks, her eyes flicker back from Freya and Faustus and Cat.
Me
thinks he loves that idea Freya...
BLACKWOOD smiling one of his secretive smiles
FREYA:
I can practice....
*Smiles wickedly to herself*
TRENT:
I have a pole in one of my
footlockers in storage. Do you want to borrow it?
NATE:
FREYA blushes
a pole... ?
TRENT:
to practice core fitness. It makes
body rolls easier
FREYA:
Really?
*Flicks eyes subtly to Faustus and smirks*
Ok....
REBECCA chuckles
CAT:
See? Foxy little minx in there after
all... who knew?
*winks*
TRENT:
Why did you assume I meant something
naughty?
FREYA:
I don't know what all this is.... literally
first time having any type of fun.
*Snorts softly*
REBECCA:
Quick.... drink something, it will
make it all better and will loosen you up more.
CAT:
Yea, we need to steal you away for a
bit and teach you a few moves....
NATE:
don't loosen her up too much, maybe
Blackwood likes it tight
Lyle
"Yeah ok this is definitely going
somewhere. Like the fisting each other to I kissed a girl and I liked it"
TRENT:
NATHANIEL!
REBECCA:
NATE!
*Throws pillow at him,
laughing*
CAT:
I am sure that won't be a
problem.... considering, you silly thing
TRENT:
Nate, you do realize those muscles
contract during the act? and I'm sure she's already familiar with Kegel
exercises she can use to… oh. Wait.
CAT:
Wow.... so, we are going to give her a crash course in sex? Ok....
*Laughs and
sips her drink*
REBECCA dies
GEORGE:
There ya go!
CAT:
Chug it!
*laughs*
TRENT:
What's the matter, Rebecca? You're
an expert at those exercises. Guys, you know that meme about the woman who can
crush a watermelon with her thighs? Well, that's what it feels like, but
instead of her thighs, it's—
NATE:
OKAY, okay
REBECCA:
WHOA! again.... Virgin! Save some
stuff for Faustus to teach her!
*snickers*
TROY
I grew up in a brothel.
Lyle bluntly
"I learned from porn"
Mansk
"Me too, what's her point?"
Lopez
"More like whom the fuck cares"
CAT dies
GEORGE:
Holy shit.... I think she turned at
least three shades of red that time....
FREYA:
I did not....
*Shakes her head, she shouldn't have drunk
that so fast*
CAT:
Hey! Where did Luci go?
LUCIFER:
Present
CAT:
So quiet.... surely you have some.... wisdom
to impart?
REBECCA:
Now you did it.
*laughs*
LUCIFER:
Nathaniel, hand me that backpack
REBECCA nearly spits out her drink
Toys....? Oh goodie....
FREYA is quizzical
LUCIFER:
Thank you. Now this....
*Starts to pull out the model dildo*
TRENT goes bright red and divebombs him, hiding the toy from view
NOPE
LUCIFER:
You have the strangest boundaries
of anyone I have ever met, including myself and Amenadiel
Lyle
"No shit. He can spy on people wanking
and showering but touching his dildos. That crosses a line people! "
Prager
"Is it weird I was hoping to see Luci
describe the Anatomy of a human dick to Freya?"
Lyle
"Ha! Just a bit yeah...."
REBECCA breathes when she sees Trent handle it
I
thought you meant like.... cuffs.... come on Luci!
TRENT:
Well, we do want the first
"ready" hmm-hmm she sees to be Blackwood's, not mine
CAT:
again.... first sight of.... that.... should
be from him!
*Points to Faustus*
FREYA looks away and smirks
NATE: O_O
THAT'S YOU?
REBECCA:
Yup!
NATE:
T R E N T!! you sent that to me AT
WORK!? What the hell were you THINKING!?
REBECCA:
Did he?
*Actually snickers*
CAT:
Obviously you didn't mind until just
now
NATE:
I didn't realize it was ACTUALLY of
him
REBECCA:
Ohhh.... you have no idea.
*giggles*
NATE:
does— is this the one you said
vibrates?
TRENT:
It hooks up to the machine I gave
you, but yes, it should be able to independently vibrate as well
REBECCA grabs the bag and digs in it and takes out a small package of a leather cross body harness and tosses it playfully at Nate
The package....
LUCIFER pulls out handcuffs, rope, a light blue (like Nate's eyes) cock ring
CAT smirks and looks at Freya
And that.... is for BDSM.
FREYA:
What is that?
GEORGE:
Ohhhh you are in for a ride!
REBECCA:
No, look at the package Nate. Seem
familiar?
LUCIFER:
ah! I like this device.
*Turns to Blackwood*
You put this on your member, and it helps enhance the experience.
NATE:
. . . Oh. My. Fucking. God. Trent.
REBECCA smirks wickedly and giggles
TRENT:
there should be a leash included
with that
REBECCA:
Oh, there is.... it comes with the
collar.
NATE reaches into his own bag of fun and pulls out a paring knife, a candle, and a lighter
FREYA:
what do you do with all this stuff?
*Picks
up the handcuffs and smirks*
Ohhhhh...
REBECCA:
You have fun with it....
CAT:
Explore your kinky side with your
Priest....
REBECCA:
What's the knife for?
GEORGE blushes
He likes to be marked.... remember
TRENT stares hungrily at the knife
FREYA:
Candles? Ohhh wax!
CAT:
she can be taught.
REBECCA sees Trent’s reaction
Later babe.... and as long as I get to watch....
LUCIFER pulls out a ball gag, a filler gag, a riding crop, a flogger, and a poker
GEORGE:
Faustus is suspiciously silent.
*chuckles*
PENRYN
Good. Why don't you follow his example?
BLACKWOOD staring at all these contraptions
TRENT:
Oh, I almost forgot!
*Pulls out the Bombex*
FREYA tilts her head, picturing her Warlock, with the crossbody harness on and cuffed. Her smile turns positively devilish
REBECCA notices
Ohhhhh. I know that look!
CAT dies laughing
REBECCA:
No! You brought anal beads? Ohhh
those take work, but they feel so damn good
TRENT:
Do they?
*Intrigued*
REBECCA:
Yea, Babe. You work me the way you
would going in.... the back door and use them instead. It hits all the right
places if done right
TRENT blushes
No, I know that, I was just....
I mean, I've never used anything like that
for myself.
REBECCA:
Really? Well, add that to our list
then babe.
NATE:
yeah no, these are mine. Trent can
get his own
FREYA pulls out a whip and turns it over in her hands, nodding
BLACKWOOD:
I have a cat o'nine tails lying
round somewhere.
TRENT goes to his room, pulls out a footlocker from under his bed, pops the lock, pulls out a spreader bar
CAT looks over at Freya and smirks
She knows what to do with that.
FREYA:
intimately....
The
way her voice sounded, wasn't sad, but seductive almost.
PENRYN
The implication of that narration disgusts me.
Lyle
"Wow, she sounds like Jason trying to
flirt"
Prager
"I don't sound that bad... "
Lyle
"Are you sure you don't try to be
seductive but immediately pee yourself and get sad about it?"
Prager 🤐🖕🏻
POST-EDIT RENA
Some people are into that.
Lyle
"Anyway yeah, she definitely comes off as a virgin dumb ass! Good going!! Rheagagel is less of a virgin than this bitch!"
REBECCA her eyebrows raise as she chuckles
TRENT:
Ooh.
*Jogs to the kitchen and comes back with
the ice tray*
REBECCA:
Damn.... I guess we are pulling
out all our toys... alright.
*Gets up and goes into her closet and pulls
out the sex swing she had secretly purchased and brought it out*
NATE:
yes PLEASE.
TRENT: ⊙o⊙
FREYA:
Ice? Guess it's the same thing as
wax?
*nods*
TRENT:
No, you put the ice inside.
FREYA:
wait... what?
TRENT:
You do run water over it first, but
you trail the ice down your body, then slip it inside, and— for a woman— when
it mixes with your natural fluid and you start to, well, gush....
FREYA:
Ohhhh.... well that makes sense.
CAT:
Man.... we are some kinky fuckers....
NATE:
Um.... Who do you know who was into that?
TRENT:
I didn't sleep with her, but I did
overhear a conversation
NATE:
Uh, with WHO?
TRENT:
Maya
GEORGE looks over at Faustus
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
*Trying to get include him*
CAT:
Hey yea.... Freya is more active in
this.... your turn...
BLACKWOOD:
. . . That is private
REBECCA & FREYA & CAT, at the same
time
Why?
CAT:
Does this look private to you?
*Motions
to the toys, alcohol and smirks*
BLACKWOOD:
It ought to be
Mansk
"The fATheR is actually onto
something. Who'd have thought?"
FREYA nods, and lets it go. She respects him enough to do so
PENRYN
Grats. Does she want a medal or a chest to pin it on?
REBECCA shrugs
half
of these are ours, and Nate.... I never knew you were into some of these
things. Pretending to fight as foreplay, yes... but this... no idea.
CAT:
Huh?
*Tilts head*
NATE:
Not just pretending....
*Flicks eyes over to Trent*
BLACKWOOD:
Amen.
REBECCA snickers
FREYA:
I guess I got to learn to fight then too. (teases)
GEORGE:
Yea, deff.... he would murder you
by accident....
*Laughs softly*
CAT:
We can help with that too.
BLACKWOOD:
I would not.
*Clearly affronted*
GEORGE:
I was kidding, Priest. But you are
much stronger and taller than her. That's all I meant....
TRENT:
Yeah, he's not a very good fighter.
Lyle
"That's a requirement they ask you in
priest school actually!"
FREYA:
I'm not that "weak". I
know how to hold my own....
CAT:
She has fire! I like her!
BLACKWOOD:
Yes! That's correct. She does have fire. Freya, do you know how to channel it to make patterns on the skin?
NATE looks between them, interested
FREYA pretends to preen for a second before she laughs, before she tilts her head, listening
Not... well....
BLACKWOOD:
I recommend you practice 😉
FREYA:
I can do a lot with fire.... but the
power seems to be locked within me somewhere.
Lopez
"Ok Dark Phoenix wannabe!"
CIN
Okay, plot hole! How would she know that ABOUT HERSELF?
Lopez
"Uuhh..... The same way Allya is
possessed by the healing demon?"
SYKES
she also mentioned how she "GOT ANGRY"
and burnt shit
Like all her Characters do
I only remember that because fucking Becca
and Armand also apparently could do that and it's probably not the only ones
either
CIN
That’s… also shitty, but I’m talking more
like, if I had great magical potential but it was locked away, how would I know
it enough to say so?
SYKES
I agree with that as well. Like a brief mention sure but she seems to
know way more about her shit then a character should if all they've done is
accidentally explode something
In fact she says she can't control it yet
make shapes with it. STFU
CAT:
Has anything ever happened that made
it just burst forth.
FREYA goes still
Once....
GEORGE:
What happened?
FREYA:
I got.... mad...
Lyle
"Oh noooo!!! Fear her
everybody!!"
SERLEINA
No.
NATE:
Blackwood, how good are you at being
a bratty sub?
BLACKWOOD:
Somehow, I do not think that's
what she's referring to.
FREYA flexes her hand and fire engulfed it for a moment before she turned it into the horse again
This is easy.... anything else, is harder.
*Looks interested and puts the fire out*
TRENT:
Okay, what if, instead of making a
horse, you concentrate on just putting the fire in one finger and using it to
draw?
FREYA:
I have issues.... with submitting,
but to the right person.... might give it a go.
CAT:
Hun, with your dad, I don't blame you!
LUCIFER:
You can practice on my chest, I
heal fast
FREYA raises her hand and allows the fire to return. Breathes a moment as she focused and slowly, it condensed into a small spark, atop her pointer finger.
FREYA feels the strain in keeping it contained, but reaches out to Lucifer and after seeking permission, uses that magic within her to bend it to her will and writes the Pentacle before it flares suddenly as she felt it slip
I—I'm
sorry....
It instantly disappeared.
LUCIFER doesn't flinch and heals almost instantly
That was good for a first attempt
BLACKWOOD lets out a soft moan watching her
CAT:
Faustus has a fire kink? Girl... learn
it!
TRENT hands Freya an ice cube
FREYA:
I'm fine.... thanks.
*Smiles faintly*
CAT:
Stubborn too....
*giggles*
NATE:
Maybe you're not so bad after all.
FREYA:
Does that mean you.... like me now? (teases as she goes to sit by Faustus and kisses him)
Love you....
NATE:
No.
REBECCA:
Sure.... (teases)
FREYA flexes her hands, both of them and fires flare, before shaking them, giggling
Just checking....
NATE rolls eyes
FREYA:
I meant my hands.... they sting...
NATE:
George, you've been quiet
GEORGE:
I am just watching.
*Goes and cuddles Nate, yawning softly*
Fire magic, I never thought it was real.
NATE:
Blech.
*Pulls George into his lap and holds him
like a pillow*
FREYA:
It's not really... rare, even in our world.... or so I have
heard.
GEORGE:
Still... neat. Wish I could do
something like that. Only.... water.... or maybe wind. Yea.... I want to fly!
REBECCA:
But you hate to fly....
NATE hands him a lighter and poker
You don't need magic to rock my world,
baby.
GEORGE:
If I could do it myself, I wouldn't
hate it... would I?
*smirks and takes what Nate offers and kisses him*
Nor you, for me.
*Flicks the lighter and holds it to the
poker, giving Nate a look as if asking if he was serious!*
NATE unbuttons his shirt and removes it
GEORGE:
As you give me life through our
shared activities, I do so bind you to me in a way that will always serve as a
reminder....
His voice soft, as he watched the poker
begin to glow.
Will you accept it? Wear it with pride? And
remember who gave it to you?
NATE:
Of course I will.
GEORGE blows out the lighter and nods. Moves closer to him and positions the poker just over Nate's heart on his chest.
I love you so, so much. (He whispers softly, for his ears alone as he presses the poker to Nate's chest. Counting to 15, before he pulls it off.)
NATE cries out in a mixture of pleasure and pain
God—
George! I love you too—aaaah
GEORGE reaches for the cream he had packed, and squirts some on his hand. It would make it so it wouldn't get infected and rubs it lightly over Nate's chest
Now, you are mine.... as I am yours.... forever. (says with a warm, loving smile)
Lyle
"Quick!! Emergency love
reaction!!"
Mansk and Lopez pulling an absolutely dead
Miles up and Lopez reached to take ahold of his jaw.
"How gross, I think I'm gonna be sick
bleeehhhh" Lopez
mocked Miles voice before Miles woke up enough to hiss in his sleep and push
off of them angrily.
"That was the best one so far" Lyle laughed.
NATE gazes heatedly at George for a moment and then kisses him passionately
BLACKWOOD:
Please excuse me, I must change
clothes.
GEORGE takes Nate into his arms, never breaking the kiss and carries him back to a guest room
REBECCA:
Well... guess they called it a
night.
*smirks*
SIGYN
TRENT
three guesses what Blackwood just did
CAT giggles
Men....
LUCIFER:
I feel as though we just watched a
marriage ceremony
FREYA flexes her hand again and this time it comes as called. Only this time, instead of writing on someone, a simple wave of her hand and the fire flares out and makes the pentacle, PERFECTLY in the air above her
REBECCA's Jaw Drops too
Maybe we have, Luci....
CAT:
And if Freya keeps doing that....
*smirks*
TRENT: ....
REBECCA snuggles Trent and kisses him
You always have my heart, my love.
TRENT:
I think.... I'll just put everything away and head back to
my room.
REBECCA:
Hey? What's wrong Love? You know
you still have me and Nate. There is nothing wrong with what he shares with
George.... you both said so yourselves.
TRENT:
There isn't, but....
REBECCA:
But.... ?
TRENT clutches the backpack, which only has one remaining item in it, to his chest
REBECCA:
What is wrong Babe? What is it? (asks
softly)
TRENT:
.... I don't want to upset you.
REBECCA:
Trent, if I haven't gotten upset
about tonight, I very much doubt anything will.... didn't we agree to be honest
with each other?
TRENT:
.... I ....
REBECCA reaches out and caresses his cheek
Babe....
what is it? Please tell me....
TRENT upends the backpack and lets his branding iron fall into his lap
REBECCA tilts head
You want to brand him too? All you had to
do was tell me, Babe.
*pauses*
Or....
is this not for Nate?
TRENT:
It's for Nate, but… Last night, you
said....
REBECCA:
That was last night... long as I get one in return.
She chuckled softly.
Doesn't have to be the same.... but I did
promise to try and here, at least.... I think I have done well.... don't you?
*Nuzzles him gently*
TRENT:
You've done amazing. I just didn't
know if it would be too much for me to ask.... God, you saw how he reacted with George. He's
the only man I've ever even considered, and when he asked me to yesterday, I— I
would have done it in a heartbeat.
REBECCA smiles brightly
I can't keep running, Trent. You are right,
you know.... I love you both. Brands are more permanent than a ring.... don't
you think?
TRENT:
Actually, no. Skin decomposes faster
than metal.
REBECCA:
I think I am getting to the point
where you... and him... won't bother me as much. long as I get to
watch sometimes.
She giggles softly.
I can't keep hurting you and him Both.... or
me for that matter.
She chuckled softly.
I meant while we are alive silly.... rings
slip off so easily... for some, that won't ever come off!
TRENT:
I mean, you can hurt us.... in bed 😉
REBECCA:
You are silly.... I love you so
much!
She claimed his lips in a kiss.
And that comes soon.... ♥ ♥
CAT looks over at Lucifer and chuckles
So ... ?
The Pentacle hangs over FREYA'S head still and she giggles, as she feels her power waft instead of drain. She 'erases' it and starts again.
LUCIFER:
Well, it's a little late for
dinner, but I can take you to my loft over Lux and we can watch a movie
CAT:
FAUSTUS! COME GET YOUR WITCH!
*Giggles as she stands to go stand by
Lucifer's side*
Lead
on, handsome. I would like that very much.
REBECCA takes Trent's hand and leads him to the bedroom, locking the door behind them
CAT:
You know.... shame.... tomorrow
Rebecca has to go back to being a cold bitch on paper and Freya has no idea
Faustus loves her.
*Giggle snorts*
Can't wait to see how that turns out
in story.
REBECCA:
I am NOT a cold bitch!
*Laughs
through the door*
TRENT:
wait why?
CAT:
ummm.... cause in the actual wall
story, she hasn't come to grips with all this yet....
TRENT:
I'm going to cause drama and brand
him behind her back on main kthx byeeeee
REBECCA:
What! Ohh.... you better mean YOUR AU.
*giggles*
SIGYN
hahaha, he does Not. Rebecca and Trent
aren't together in AU yet
BEX
Ummm.... t'would not be wise in main.... before
she is ready.... she'd lose her ever loving mind
Next!
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