GEORGE
"Nate
is showing me affection! Dammit Admin, get your brain right and write me!"
NATE (Nathaniel) (For reference, he looks like this)
I know
right?
TRENT
Just put everything in Notepad and save it for the appropriate time.
*steeples fingers*
GEORGE makes grabby hands
REBECCA
we give
her so MANY wicked dreams, Trent. Shame she can’t do anything about it yet.
Hehehe
TOD
That is certainly quite much information.
TRENT: 😇
NATE
okay, I
get that a five-way would be weird but can we at least discuss a four-way?
TRENT
You can
discuss it all you want, alone, in your own room.
Lyle
Yeah Nathaniel go fantasize. No one
wants to hear it!
Miles
Since I elected to be polite on the
end of the last one. I'd just like to say I find the lot of you very ......
Stupid. Ok carry on
CYGNET
🎵MY WAYWARD SON~🎵
Z-Dog
Wait, wait, I'd also like to point
out that this SHOULD have calmed Rebecca's titts. So if it didn't? And she
still gets jealous of Nathaniel. Then she clearly has a problem
Miles
Yeah, it's called being stupid
GEORGE perks up
CAT
(Catherine Maddock, OC)
(For reference, she looks like this)
with my brother? Ewww! No!
*laughs*
REBECCA
say what now?
*blinks*
NATE
That's
why not a five-way, Cat
TRENT
it's not
nice to exclude people
NATE
WTF!?
"Down hur in Alabama!" Lyle way too convincingly sounding like
a hick.
Lopez
If she gets pregnant they'd have a
sonphew!
Lyle
Ha!
TROY
This is going to be hilarious when
we get to the HOTD stuff.
CAT
though
you know...Romans had to have something going for---no! Never mind! 😆😆😆
Lopez
Oh she's into it! HA!
TROY immediately stops laughing and looks
queasy.
NATE
yeah no
I meant me, Rebecca, Trent, and George
REBECCA
with
NATHANIEL? We broke up for a reason!
TRENT
. . . I changed my mind. Please exclude me
REBECCA
yea...me too! No thanks. Sorry Nathaniel but I
don’t think that would be such a good idea.
GEORGE
I'm still here!
Miles
No one cares
AKUMA
Miles, that's rude!
Miles
Oh, get pregnant and die bitch
AKUMA
Well, if you insist. ... Are you
volunteering to--
SERLEINA
AIRHORN NOISE!!!
Miles
No, I'm volunteering Lyle.
Lyle
Ooooh yeah!
AKUMA
Oh Goddesses, once was enough!
NATE
...you
broke up with everyone, for terrible reasons
TRENT points to Nate and nods
REBECCA
actually Greg broke up with me...Josh is a
man-child and you....well...you tried to ruin people's lives because I asked
you to ruin ONE.
GEORGE
stupid...!
*coughs under his breath*
REBECCA
what was that?
GEORGE
nothing.
*smiles*
Miles
It was the wind. Because nobody
cares
SERLEINA
FART NOISE!
"Why is he even talking?" Lyle busting up laughing.
PIFFY
Because he's otherwise completely forgettable.
ILLYBRIUS
Good. Let us forget him
NATE
that's
why we got TOGETHER not why we broke up
GEORGE
it was
still stupid!
NATE
Hmph. well,
you know what they say. don't cum in stupid and don't let stupid cum in you
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TRENT Snickers
Lyle
OH SHIT! Someone get a fire
extinguisher for that BURN!
CYGNET
Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to use my
water abilities in-studio anymore.
CIN
PIFFY
I had to begone so much mold. So, so much mold.
DESMODA
Let me sing you the song of "It Sucks to Be You"
AVERNA
Did you send it to JK Rowling's castle?
PIFFY
I plead the fifth.
POST-EDIT RENA
I will happily take credit for it.
GEORGE
no obviously I don’t....Nate! That's not very
nice.
REBECCA
Yes, yes, laugh it up fuzzballs. Go ahead. Not like you all have ever made any mistakes.
*wrinkles nose at them both*
TRENT
No, I'm
perfect
NATE
you've got a big head.
TRENT
yes, I do, wanna see?
Lyle
Yes!
Miles
No....
"Nathaniel also wants to see!" Lopez busting up laughing.
Lyle
I can be Nathaniel
POST-EDIT NATHANIEL
What's a Nathaniel?
Miles
Jesus Lyle now isn't a place to be a
hoe!
POST-EDIT RENA
Apparently a hoe.
THRENODY
We all knew that.
Lyle
Every place is the place!
Miles rolling his eyes.
POST-EDIT RENA
I agree with Lyle! Every place is a hoe
place if you’re thirsty enough!
NATE: ///●﹏☉///
REBECCA smirks
PIFFY
You have no room to be smug here.
REBECCA
your body is perfect, yes and that brilliant mind of yours is perfect...
PIFFY looks at Trent's track record
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
REBECCA
but everyone makes mistakes. Hacking into things is not exactly legal love. Nor is bugging someone's house.
FREDDIE
Have you forgotten your own canon actions?
GEORGE
say
what?
TRENT
Oh
right. Nathaniel, would you please stop masturbating at the video cameras? It's
awkward. Thaaaanks
GEORGE blinks and looks at them both
WHAT? So that's----Trent!
TRENT
...you
knew I had the place bugged; I showed you your sex tape, remember?
Lopez
Achievement unlocked! Creeper level one hundred!
Z-Dog
I think the proper term is
STEALTH!
GEORGE
it didn’t
click till now...I was more worried about Nathaniel at that point in time.
REBECCA facepalms
NATE
I don't even know where the cameras are, so
REBECCA
yeaaaaa....how
about we remove them? Ummm? So we don’t have to worry about it.
NATE and TRENT stare blankly at her
REBECCA
don't give me those looks! Take them down.
ERNEST
She has a point.
REBECCA
I really don't like the idea of watching
whatever Nathaniel and George do together...or separate.
ILLYBRIUS
I agreed with Ernest, but now you've lost me. It would be one thing if you didn't want to be watched, but no-one's forcing you to watch them.
ERNEST
Maybe she forgot to type a "you" in there? I'd drop a man like a hot potato if I found out he was a peeping tom.
FREDDIE
She already knows he's a stalker.
TRENT
but
you're not the one watching--
NATE
that's
not really the point!
Miles
Stupid.
Lyle
Did he really think NO ONE was going
to care? Sssshhhh it's ok, I'm just spying on you
Sebastian (Sebastian “Bash” Freedman, OC)
(For reference, he looks like this)
. . . I'm getting to it, I'm getting to it!
REBECCA
exactly! No one should be watching. At all!
ERNEST
Hear, hear!
REBECCA looks between the two of them
I'm still mad at Nathaniel and might be slowly on my way to forgiving him...but not when I hear something like this!
CIN
Withholding forgiveness because your monkeys aren't dancing the way you want them to is toxic as fuck.
CAT
you still got a copy bro? Can I see?
*snickers*
NATE
In my
defense--
TRENT
Quit
while you're behind, man.
(to
Cat): Do you want everything, including the solo George stuff?
NATE
GEORGE
WTF?!
TRENT
I don't
know what you expected when you asked him to sleep over and gave him his own
room
GEORGE
you have cameras in there too?
*blushes and looks at Nat*
PIFFY
You're even misnaming him in your action text?
GEORGE
what? I was mad at you when you just...left me. So I watched the raunchiest movie you had and...well. You know.
*shrugs*
CAT
ohhhh all of it! Watching my man do his man. Yes please.
*pauses*
though hearing Nate masturbated to my brother is a
bit...gross.
REBECCA has no idea what is happening
CAT looks over at her and smirks
what? It's hot!
CIN
Is it gross, or is it hot? And why are you smug about it?
AKUMA
Yes.
TRENT
didn't
he take you to a movie with a porn star who looks like me? And that...wasn't
weird or gross?
NATE
omg
>//////>
TRENT
and no,
you don't want to see the Nate solo ones. He moans my name. Like, a lot.
NATE
OH MY
GOD, TRENT.
TRENT
yes,
like that
CAT
yea he did...and by the end of the night I wanted to strangle him and NEVER hear from him again...but what can I say? He's kinda cute in a helpless, loveable puppy kind of way.
STRAWBERRY
I hate you so much.
CAT giggles and then snorts
yeaaa...we gonna have to fix that Nate. Sharing you with George is one thing.
Sharing with my brother is another entirely and I don’t know if I'm down for
that.
REBECCA blinks
you people are so weird. What have I gotten myself into? (teases as she smiles)
Miles
This is the only time I'm going to
willing say it. I agree with her.
NATE pouts
TRENT
I saw
the movie too, actually. It's not bad.
CAT
yea for you! For me it wasn't the best.
TRENT
I also
Torrented it.
PIFFY
It's "YAR HAR, FIDDLE DEE DEE," actually.
[Cue Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU8VPQsTqFU]
NATE
of
course, you did...
TRENT
I'll
email you the surveillance footage later, Catherine. George isn't bad looking
without his clothes.
NATE
omg...
Lyle
And in conclusion!
Miles
They're stupid.
Lyle
Well yes, but we've established that
part. In CONCLUSION it would seem like a normal girl....
Z-Dog
Which you aren't Lyle so shut up
... A normal girl would be upset with
her six timing slut man. NOT those he caused to be into him by his own actions
or spies on like a creep
Lyle
But you also aren't a normal
girl.
Miles and Z-Dog at once
Shut up Lyle!
POST-EDIT RENA
I'm almost afraid to weigh in.
SERLEINA
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT! HA! HA, HA! YOUR
BOYFRIEND EVEN SAID SO!!!
POST-EDIT RENA
Firstly, no I'm not. Secondly--
SERLEINA
AIRHORN NOOOIIIIIIISE!!!!
ERNEST
I agree with Z-Dog's assessment. Rebecca should drop Trent for being a disloyal creep. She clearly doesn't want to deal with Nathaniel's issues, either, so she'd be solving two problems at once.
TOD
I think she should suck it up and stop acting like a spoiled brat.
LENA
Neither of you are normal girls either.
Next!
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