Thursday, March 16, 2023

Self-indulgent: Trinket Ruins Dinner [SOLO]

A/N: My understanding of Valyrian grammar is rudimentary at best. Also, I couldn't do the accents because I'm writing this on a device that doesn't allow for "fancy" lettering.


As the serving staff set the roast pig down on Aemond's blind side, Lucerys started snickering, catching Aemond's attention. Before Aemond could react, though, Trinket-- the fluffy, pampered teacup dragon who could always be seen at Aemond's side-- flew over to the boy. Luke had the grace to look nervous as Trinket raised a forepaw in greeting.

"Er... Greetings, Trinket," said Lucerys, his voice shaking slightly. Trinket murred quietly in acknowledgement, then slowly, carefully, touched his paw to Luke's brow.

Aemond stood. "Dohaeras, Trinket!" His voice was like a whip, snapping through the dining chamber.

'I am serving you,' Trinket thought, flicking his tail. He let his claws extend, just enough to make Luke even more nervous.

"Trinket!" Aemond insisted. Trinket stuck his little forked tongue out at a whimpering Luke, then withdrew his claws, lowered his paw, and flew back to Aemond's side of the table. He sat down beside the roast pig, extended the claws of his forepaws, and calmly began shredding the animal.

"What in the seven hells do you think you're doing?" demanded Rhaenyra.

Trinket's tail extended and flashed through the air as he sky-wrote in something like glittering smoke: "I want pulled pork."

"Not to the pig," Rhaenyra said. "To my son."

Trinket kept calmly shredding the pig as his tail wrote, "He can handle it. After all, he and his brothers are strong."

Daemon motioned to cut the music as all eyes turned to Trinket and Aemond.

"What did you just say?" Jace asked, incredulous. Trinket ignored him.

"Trinket," said Daemon, his voice soft and menacing, "I think you should tell us what you mean by that."

"Did Aemond tell you to say that?" Rhaenyra wanted to know.

Trinket paused and looked at her, then slowly shook his head.

"He's lying!" Jace insisted.

"Taobi kostobi daor?" Trinket wrote, confused. 'The boys aren't powerful?'

Relief swept through the atmosphere... just for a moment.

"Trinket," Daemon asked, "has Aemond ever mentioned anything about 'House Strong' to you or made comments about my stepsons' parentage?"

Trinket went back to shredding his pig as he thought. "Your stepsons are of House Targaryen. Targaryen is a powerful house," he wrote after a moment.

"That settles it," said Alicent with finality.

"Issa. Biarvose," Trinket wrote, sticking his tongue out at Luke again with a little fttth. 'Yes. You're welcome.'

Aemond picked a grumbling Trinket up and sat him firmly down in his little booster seat. Trinket dunked his paws into his personal basin defiantly, splashing a little more than strictly necessary.

"Lykiri, Trinket," Aemond whispered, petting him soothingly. Trinket slowly allowed himself to relax. When he'd decided his paws were clean enough, he blew on them lightly to dry them and then reached for his pig. Aemond scooted it towards them and allowed the teacup dragon to dig in.

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

After Winter Holidays - Troy, Shadow, Cygnet, Aemond

House of the Dragon Mafia/Solo-verse AU. Written between March 2nd-7th, 2023. Partially RPed out with Eri. Real talk: I'm a little self-conscious about the portrayal of one of the characters. I'm trying very hard not to vilify this person and make it clear that one person's bias is just her bias. I was also trying to be ... somewhat subtle due to said self-consciousness, but it's honestly quite obvious. Some beats in this are fairly contrived, as well. I guess I'll just stick with my usual "Don't like, don't read" defense. Naturally I had to have a CXGF reference ("Who's the new guy? I don't trust him!") and, yes, you're going to have to get used to seeing Shadow ;)

I do have a lot more to add to this, but I figured it's best to just get what I've got so far typed up so I can move on to other moments in the timeline :D

After the holidays, Troy came back to school to find a red-haired stranger in his room.

“Hey, man,” he greeted the redhead. “I’m Troy.”

The other boy smiled at him from the bed, which had been made to look like a nest more than anything. “Shadow. Or Shad."

Troy nodded affably. “You new here?”

“Yeah, just started. My parents move around a lot, and I guess right now we’re here.”

Troy took this all in. “Cool. Have you met the rest of our hall yet?”

“Yeah, are the people in charge of assigning dorms on drugs or something?”

Troy shrugged. “Maybe. Drugs are pretty common.”

“Have you seen the guy across the hall? He looks….” Shadow gave a low whistle. “Serious.”

Troy didn’t answer. What could he say to that? At least Shadow wasn’t insulting Aemond. Instead, Troy asked, “You met the girl next door yet?”

Just then there was a knock on the door, perfunctory, until it swung open and the girl next door strode in and threw her arms round Troy’s neck.

“She your girlfriend? Should I leave you two alone?” Shadow asked.

“No, stay—”

“It’s fine—”

They both answered at the same time.

Cygnet chuckled. “Hey, I’m Cygnet. You must be Troy’s new roommate. Just so you know, we’re not exclusive.’

Troy raised his eyebrows at her. “Thanks for that,” he said.

Shadow stared at them, trying to figure out what was going on between them.

“And don’t worry about Aemond,” Cygnet continued, pointing to the door. “He may look scary, but he’s a real sweetheart if you can get past the giant walls he puts up."

“He mostly keeps to himself,” Troy added.

Cygnet gave Troy a strange look, then tilted her head. “Have you met the new botany teacher?" she asked, voice carefully measured, as if she was turning the topic deliberately towards something light and pleasant. Troy knew her better than that, but he’d probably find out what she was up to soon enough.

“You’re taking botany?” Troy asked.

Cygnet shook her head slowly, not taking her amber eyes off Troy’s turquoise ones for a second. “Désmoda is. But I hear the new professor’s quite the cougar. Maybe I’ll audit it. Trent will understand if I have to cut back my hours at Mad Tech. My education’s a good cause, right?”

Indecipherable doe eyes. What the hell was she on about?

“I think he’d prefer if you found a way to combine the study of plants with his latest surveillance gadget, however that would work,” said Troy, trying to figure it out.

Cheshire grin. “Why, Troy, you’re a genius,” Cygnet purred. “I think I’ll do exactly that.” She kissed his cheek, winked at Shadow, and scampered off.

Troy and Shadow exchanged a confused look, then Troy shrugged. “She works for my dad. Sometimes she’s just… like that,” he explained.

“She seems nice,” Shadow said politely.

Troy nodded. “She’s nice,” he agreed. “Listen, what she said—if you want to, you know, sleep with her, and she’s game, please, feel free.”

Shadow sort of stared at him. That was forward. He’d never met a guy who just offered up his girlfriend like that. “I’ll think about it. Thanks,” he said, not wanting to be rude. Yeah, Cygnet wasn’t a bad-looking girl, but if Troy was that willing to share her, there must be something… off about her, right?

“Sure, anytime,” said Troy, unaware he’d said anything out of the ordinary.

 

Cygnet ended up signing up for botany since there were still a lot of open spaces before classes started. Somehow, it didn’t seem to matter that she was the only underclassman on the roster.

“How the hell did—” Désmoda’s question died in her throat when Cygnet subtly flashed something in her palm.

“Favor,” Cygnet mouthed.

“Regards,” Désmoda mouthed back.

Cygnet slipped the recording device subtly into the pocket of the professor’s floor-length black cloak, which hung from a hook on the wall by the door, then sat next to Désmoda near the front of the class.

“I have one just like that,” Désmoda murmured. “It’s almost like she’s one of us.”

Despite their four-year age difference, Cygnet simply said, “You may have a point.”

When the professor strode back into the classroom, Désmoda nudged Cygnet. “Why didn’t you tell me they hired your mom?”

Cygnet looked up, then treated her friend to a deadpan stare. “Funny,” she said dryly. “That’s not Sola and you know it.” But likewise, Cygnet knew what Désmoda meant: Their botany professor looked like Cygnet might in twenty years, all creamy skin and long dark hair and eyes that looked like they knew more than anyone had the right to.

“Welcome to botany,” she said in a voice as cool and clear as glass, and the lesson began.

 

Study group had expanded since the beginning of last semester. It used to be just Troy, Aemond, and occasionally Cygnet. Then Cygnet had started bringing Cin and Dés. Now Shadow was hanging with them too. Actually, Shadow tended to hang out a lot of places Troy was. He’d even tried out for the football team. Aemond knew this because now all of a sudden half the team was joining them, ostensibly to study. Troy wouldn’t have invited them, so that left exactly one possibility.

Aemond noted with some satisfaction that Troy’s new roommate didn’t seem overly comfortable around him. But that alone wasn’t enough to make Aemond stick around in a crowded study group when he’d much rather be alone. He bailed out before dinner the first week, but someone then had the bright idea to try to hold study group in his room. He’d left immediately and stormed round the halls till he’d bumped into someone, sending a stack of books clattering to the ground.

“Perfect,” he muttered. “Sorry.” Without looking up, he gathered he fallen books and returned them to their owner. He was already sweeping back down the hall lost in his own thoughts by the time she’d dismissed his apology.

He and Troy were friends again, and Troy wasn’t any less nice than usual, but there was a distance between them now. Meanwhile, Troy’s new roommate, Shadow, was clearly all over him. So was Cygnet, but that wasn’t unusual.

Cygnet. She was likely to know something about the new guy. (Aemond didn’t trust him.) He turned round to head back to their hall and nearly collided with someone again. He closed his eye and pursed his lips in frustration.

“Sorry about that,” said a woman’s voice in front of him. “I seem to keep showing up in your blind spot.”

Aemond opened his eye, and his annoyance immediately melted away. Standing before him was a striking woman, raven of hair and ivory of skin. He felt the corners of his mouth rise in a smile. “I’ve been careless,” he said. “Excuse me.”

“Actually, there’s something you can help me find,” the woman said. “It seems one of my students planted a tracker on me. I’d like to find her and ask what she was thinking.”

 “Perhaps if you show me your roster,” Aemond began. But she was already shaking her head.

“Please, escort me to your dorm. If I’m not mistaken, Miss Campbell resides there, too.”

“Cygnet?” Aemond asked rhetorically, partially reeling from the idea that she knew exactly who had put a tracker on her. He was fairly certain she wasn’t a robotics professor; did she know Cygnet worked for Mad Tech? “Why would she want to spy on you?”

 

Cygnet had also bailed on study group, shortly after Aemond left. She’d hoped the most, well, studious among them would be able to lend some damn structure to the group, but alas. So she’d stalked off across the hall to Troy and Shadow’s room. She’d just finished her homework and had chosen to strip off and climb into Troy’s bed to wait for him when she heard a familiar voice outside the door.

“Maybe she went to dinner with the others. I’ll text Troy.”

Cygnet didn’t bother getting dressed before rushing to the door and opening it. “Hey, Aemond—Professor.” She grimaced. “You found it, didn’t you?”

“Would you like to explain what was running through your empty little head?” Aemond asked tightly.

Cygnet’s grimace turned to a soft, sweet, innocent smile. “Of course,” she said in syrupy tones. “As you know, I missed Sebastian’s 35th birthday—oh, he’s the lawyer for the firm where I’m interning—and I thought as a belated gift, I’d test out some of our firm’s new equipment. I’m really sorry, Professor. I should have asked if you wanted to be my guinea pig.”

Aemond was none-too-pleased at the reminders that 1) Sebastian was round the same age as Aemond’s mum, and 2) Sebastian was still practicing law. He clenched his jaw, not least to keep it from dropping at Cygnet’s audacity. “Why,” he gritted out coldly, “would you do him any favors?”

Cygnet giggled. “Silly Aemond. If only you knew.”

His hand twitched at his side as he resisted the urge to pull a knife on her.

“Sebastian’s done you favors, hasn’t he.” The other woman saw fit to join the conversation. “He defended an English professor you had a run-in with. Took him to dinner afterwards. He hasn’t been seen since, has he?”

Cygnet laughed again. “Yeah, that’s old news,” she said. “Freshman year old. Unless… you’re implying he’s been found?”

Those fucking doe eyes. Why does she like to pretend she’s so innocent?

“Not by the authorities,” Aemond’s companion said calmly. “It can stay that way if you’d like, Miss Campbell. All I ask is that you be… hmm… selective in what you share with your employer about me.” So saying, she coolly, deliberately straightened the tracker that was now on her lapel.

“Of course. Thank you,” Cygnet replied. “Although, and I’m sure you know this already, our little family say the rosary to the loophole, not the law. Please enjoy the rest of your night, Professor.” She retreated into Troy’s room and more-or-less gently closed the door, then flopped onto Shadow’s bed. Désmoda had been right, she thought, to tip her off about the new teacher.

 

The study group had, of course, devolved into a party by dinnertime, so naturally Cin and Désmoda took it upon themselves to get everyone completely fucking wasted, except Troy.

“No, my parents gave me this truck so I could designated-drive all you party animals,” he said, referring to the Dodge Ram he’d gotten last Christmas.

“Okay,” said Shadow, “so you know what we’re gonna do? I’m gonna take a shot for every one that you refuse. I’m gonna take your drinks for you and you can live vicariously through me.”

Shadow was already two drinks under by that point, and Troy shook his head.

“Nah. I don’t want you waking up in my bed asking me all kinds of crazy questions and throwing up on my favorite rug.”

But somehow, Shadow still ended up getting embarrassingly drunk by the time they got home. Therefore, he was only slightly surprised to find that crazy girl from earlier in his bed.

Crazy or no, she was supple and responsive, leaning eagerly into each clumsy touch, returning each sloppy kiss. Shadow didn’t even notice Troy leaving the room again as he lost himself in his new roommate’s girlfriend.

 

Aemond hadn’t had much time to decompress or process anything after he and Cygnet’s professor parted ways. He was understandably annoyed when he heard a knock on his door before he’d had a chance to get his damn shoes off.

Troy quailed before his favorite friend’s thunderous expression. “Hey,” he said nervously. “Mind if I crash here tonight? Shadow and Cygnet are….” He made a face. If possible, Aemond’s expression grew even darker, but he waved Troy inside and closed the door. Before Troy could ask what was wrong, Aemond spoke.

“Don’t sleep with her anymore.” His voice was soft as usual, but his hands were clenched into fists at his side. “She put a tracker on her new teacher as some sort of demented gift for….” His mouth twisted unpleasantly.

Troy didn’t understand. “You think she’s still sleeping with him?”

“Does it matter?” Aemond barked, startling Troy. “Either she sides with him or she sides with me. You get a pass from choosing because you’re his son, but the least you could do is stop letting her fuck you.”

Troy held his hands up, then backed out of the room and closed the door. Before Aemond could decide where to go, Aemond came out, too.

“Sleep in there if you want. I need a smoke,” he said. Troy nodded. Maybe after Aemond calmed down, they could talk. Productively.

For now, Troy went into Aemond’s room and made himself comfortable on the unoccupied bed. He picked a shirt up off the ground and stuffed an unused pillow into it, then kicked off his shoes and curled up to sleep, clutching the pillow to his chest. He missed his Aemond, his best friend, the one who he understood. He didn’t like this feeling of having to tiptoe on eggshells. They’d just gotten back to school. How was Troy going to ask Aemond not to police who he slept with, without risking setting Aemond of again?

Besides, he already knew what would happen if he called it off with Cygnet. The second he told her it was because Aemond didn’t want him to, she’d go on a rant about how it was none of Aemond’s business unless he was planning to make Troy his boyfriend. So instead of thinking about it, he decided the safest option was to just curl up and go to sleep.

 

Cygnet woke up in Shadow’s arms. She checked the clock on her phone, which had just enough battery power to get her through the day. 6:30 a.m., just like always. She nudged Shadow awake.

Shadow sat bolt upright in bed.

“Easy,” Cygnet said. “Just get dressed. It’s breakfast time.” She went over to Troy’s side of the room and raided his closet for a faded pink Grateful Dead shirt and a pair of shiny forest green jeans. When she went to wake him up after pulling her clothes on, he wasn’t there.

“Should’ve known,” she muttered to herself. She went across the hall, gave Aemond’s door a perfunctory knock, and let herself in.

 

Troy woke up with heavy sleep creases on his arm and numbness in his fingers. His watch was digging into his wrist. Someone was tugging his pillow out of his arms.

“Aemond?” he murmured hopefully.

“Aemond isn’t here,” came the voice of his other best friend. “It’s time for breakfast.”

Troy stood, stretched, and crossed the room. “Aemond… didn’t come home last night?” he asked rhetorically. Instead of making some sarcastic remark, Cygnet came up next to him and squeezed his hand.

“Come on,” she said gently. “We have to show Shadow the way to the dining hall.”

Troy nodded after a pause, and they escorted a sleepy and somewhat grouchy Shadow to the dining hall. Troy bought breakfast for all of them and they sat at the usual table.

Aemond wasn’t there, either. Instead, he was two tables down engaged in an animated conversation with some lady. Cygnet saw them, too, and something was going on in that head of hers because she picked her tray right back up and went to sit with them. Troy and Shadow followed.

“Good morning,” Cygnet said with a cheer Troy was sure she didn’t feel. “Aemond, we missed you at wakeup call.”

Aemond’s smile—his lovely genuine smile, the smile Troy had been missing all winter—didn’t falter. “I slept off-campus,” he explained casually.

“Cool.” Cygnet nodded. “Seems you pried Désmoda off your brother in time to get her here for breakfast.” She waved her friend over. “How is Aegon doing, by the way?”

Aemond had stopped smiling right around the time Cygnet had mentioned Désmoda and he was now prodding awkwardly at his eggs. Troy’s mouth went dry. Aemond hadn’t come back to the dorm last night, nor had he gone home.

Apparently, Shadow caught it, too. “Where did you sleep, then? A cabin in the woods?”

Aemond looked up. “I prefer ‘cottage in the forest.’ More cozy, less implication of an axe-murderer.”

Désmoda slid her tray onto the table and sat down. “Who’s an axe-murderer?” she asked, sounding absolutely delighted at the thought.

“Professor Rivers,” Cygnet replied, grinning.

The air went still, but Désmoda didn’t seem to notice. “Morning, Professor,” she said easily. "Aemond, Troy, Cygnet… sorry, new boy, I already forgot your name.”

“Shadow Clement,” the new boy said. “I think my parents met your parents.” To the rest of the table, he explained, “Both our parents are diplomats.”

“Mm, correction,” Désmoda said, waving a piece of toast. “My dad’s a diplomat. Mom’s a titled socialite. And they’re both back home in Hungary.”

“That’s why I’m residential this semester,” said Shadow. “My parents are out-of-country, too.”

“Same here,” said Cygnet. “My mom’s a fashion designer in France and my dad’s in the French service.”

Troy and Aemond blinked at her. Before either could ask how the hell she knew what “Diarmuid Something” did for a living, she continued.

“The divorce was so hard on my mom, for a while we just wanted to pretend he didn’t exist. Mm, but that’s boring. Troy’s parents basically took me in. They’re great. A techie and a lawyer, both own their own practice. I’m actually here on their scholarship and interning at their tech firm. Oh, and Aemond’s parents—well, I’m sure he told you last night. What, uh… what does your family do, Professor?”

“It’s time for class,” Aemond said, standing and taking his tray to empty. “Coming, Troy?”

“Yeah, I’m right behind you,” Troy said with relief.

He waited till they were in the classroom and therefore fully out of earshot of Cygnet before asking. “Did you spend the night with that teacher? She didn’t take advantage—?”

“It’s not like that,” Aemond interrupted. “I needed to get out of here. She let me sleep on her couch. She… understands me.”

“That’s cool.” Troy tried not to assume he was implying that Troy didn’t understand him. He wasn’t sure if he was relieved. It wasn’t his right to be jealous, he knew that, but his feelings were hurt that Aemond hadn’t wanted to sleep in his own room just because Troy was there.

 

Aemond waited for Troy to say something else, to look at him rather than staring straight ahead, to smile and take his hand like he normally would. Troy being impassable was unusual for him. Was he jealous? Or was he pissed at Aemond for their fight last night? Aemond thought about reaching his hand out to take Troy’s, to reassure them both, but before he could, Troy was pushing open the door to their classroom.

After they sat down, Aemond whispered, “I changed my mind.”

“About what?” Troy sounded guarded.

“You and Cygnet. Maybe if she goes back to fucking you instead of Shadow, she’ll nose out of—”

“That’s pretty rich, man,” Troy said. “No offense, but who I sleep with isn’t exactly your business since we’re not together. You want me to tell her to butt out of her teacher’s private life? Yeah? Then you butt out of my sex life.” He swallowed and closed his eyes.

“Fine,” Aemond replied, trying like hell to ignore the unpleasant feeling that tore at him watching Troy fight back something. “The same goes for the both of you if I start sleeping with Alys. Neither of you has the right to say a fucking thing about it.’

Troy didn’t look at him. Didn’t even open his eyes. Just tilted his head back to face the ceiling. “Whatever, man. As long as you’re not being pressured, you’re right, it’s nobody’s business. You could do me a favor and make an effort to be discreet about it.”

Aemond scoffed. “You’re being ridiculous.”

Now Troy did look at him, turquoise eyes brighter than usual. “Yeah, you got me,” he agreed. “I guess being in love with you is pretty ridiculous.” He stood and slung his messenger bag over his shoulder. “Take notes for me. I’m gonna go do laps.’

Shit. Aemond closed his eye briefly. “Troy—”

The door opened before Troy got to it.

“Going somewhere, Mr. Lita?” asked Professor O’Donnell.

For a brief, shining moment, Aemond hoped Troy would shake his head and sit back down. O’Donnell didn’t give athletes special treatment. But Troy didn’t seem to care. He looked O’Donnell square in the face and said, “Yes, sir. I’m skiving off class to swim laps. Oh.” He reached into his messenger bag, selected a folder, pulled out a packet, and handed it to O’Donnell. “Here’s my homework. I’ll see you on Wednesday.”

“Mr. Lita, there’s a pop quiz today,” O’Donnell said before Troy could leave.

Troy looked between Aemond and O’Donnell, ignoring the groans of the rest of the class. “I’ll take the F,” he said.

“For fuck’s sake, Troy!” Aemond snapped. “Stop being a stubborn cunt and sit down.”

That got his attention… and unfortunately, everyone else’s. A ripple of laughter wove through the class.

“Language,” O’Donnell said testily. “This is a classroom, not happy hour down at the pub.”

But Troy took his seat, so Aemond counted it as a win. He reached for Troy’s hand. “I’m… sorry.” The words had never come easily, and he almost choked on them now. Troy looked at him with a chillingly unreadable expression, but allowed Aemond to take his hand. They continued holding hands as they sat the exam; luckily, Aemond was ambidextrous. Professor O’Donnell didn’t like it, but since each kept his eyes on his own paper, he had no grounds for complaint.

Troy released Aemond’s hand when class was over and swiftly left the classroom without him. Aemond hastened after him and caught his arm in the hall.

“Hey,” he said. “That was… nice.”

Troy didn’t move. “What you said in there wasn’t. Thank you for apologizing, but if you want us to be friends still, you will never call me a cunt again.”

Aemond remained silent. He knew he shouldn’t have lost his temper with Troy, knew his friend was sensitive at heart despite how cool he acted, but he didn’t regret getting Troy to sit his stubborn ass down and take the pop quiz, which Aemond even suspected O’Donnell had moved up on the spot to punish Troy for trying to skip class.

After a long moment of awkward silence, Troy pulled his arm away and kept walking to political science. At least he’s not skipping, Aemond thought.

When he’d taken his seat, Aemond leaned over and whispered, “I am truly sorry fi I hurt your feelings”—Troy scoffed and moved to stand—“but, BUT, you shouldn’t fuck your grades just because you’re mad at me.”

When Troy responded, his voice was cold and without emotion. “You need to stop telling me what to do.”

Another awkward pause.

“Well, I love you, too,” Aemond whispered, almost to himself.

“I appreciate the sentiment, but your timing’s shit. You can’t say that just to end a fight.”

“Now who’s telling who what to do?”

 

And that’s all I got round to writing! Stay tuned for the next entry in the Solo-verse Melodrama Soap Opera!