[Hey darlin. Still got that pony getup?]
From. Miles phone
To. Cygnets phone
Cygnet blinked at her phone, processing the
text. She'd just woken up for a nap and had a bit of a headache, but she popped
a couple pain pills and wrote back,
[Why?]
[You looked fuckin hot. 😏]
"You sure you're good? That shit had
to hurt" Lyle was asking as he sauntered over to where Miles was just now
sitting on a stack of boxes on the landing strip looking more than a bit
annoyed.
"No shit Lieutenant fucking
obvious!" Miles smarted at him knowing Lyle was probably still at least
inwardly laughing after watching Miles get dumped off his Ikran like he had.
Cygnet blinked and rubbed her eyes. [It's
just a tail plug, but thank you.]
After a moment, she sent a follow-up
message. [I also have a saddle and a bit, though, if you want to see them.]
[Do you really? Damn, fuck yeah bring em
;)]
By the time that message was sent most of
the Recoms were in the living area of the Barracks drinking. They had a game of
beer pong going which was currently being played between Z-Dog who'd won two
now and Lopez who was giving her a run for her money finally with both of them
near tied.
Most of them were crowded near the table
watching or fetching balls or talking loudly except Prager and Mansk in one
corner who were sharing a joint instead, Walker was grinding to the music on
Fike and then Miles was sitting on the counter further back near the kitchen
nursing his own personal bottle of rum as he watched in amusement. Z-Dog
finally missed and went groaning and flipping off the male grabbing her cup and
downing it.
The dragons were sitting near the table
watching, too, with Token (of sound mind and clean bootihole) running
commentary and Trophy chiming in every so often in Trophynese.
Cygnet had been in her room, reading for
once, and had-- grateful for the accident-- left her volume on. She grinned as
she heard it chime, wider when she saw the return message. Then she hopped off
her bed and gathered the costume, plus a riding crop, put them in a bag, and
scampered over to the party.
"Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!" Lyle went
hooting as ball Lopez had bounced went slipping right into Z-Dog s cup.
"DOWN THE HATCH!" He continued moving to push the cup at the females
face before grabbed it and went chugging it down before belching loudly it his
face.
Meanwhile Lopez was doing a little victory
dance "TAKE THAT ZEE!!! And I'm already shit faced, I can't see
shit!" He mused cockily like he hadnt even been trying. Grabbing the last
two cups he had left he went chugging one after the other.
"Bro! You didn't have to drink the
.... Ok .... Nevermind" Ja started a bit what the fuck at Lopez before
shaking his head and moving to grab more beers. "aight who's next!? Lyle
you gonna stop being the mother fucking shit talking cheerleader?!"
"Bitch I started this shit!" Lyle
slurred back smartly from where he'd gone to grab a cigarette from Miles pack
on the counter.
"Yeah, but Brown and Z-Dog went first.
What? You're scared to miss?" Miles remarked raising an eyebrow.
"Pfffttt I ain't miss shit with a pair
of a balls" Lyle mused back almost immediately before laughing.
"Oh come on Lyle, quit bein a pussy
and let me clap them cheeks!" Lopez mused from his side of the table where
he was leaning and definitely looking pretty fucked up.
"Ya? You sure you can finish that much
more without puking mother fucker! Cause imma hit every single one!" Lyle
called back pointing at the other as he finally headed over to the other side
where Zhang was setting up that set of cups.
And such went the scene and by the time
Cygnet got there Lyle was already hitting his third in a row of Lopez's cups.
"Clap cheeks, clap cheeks!"
Trophy chanted, clapping his front paws together gleefully. Threnody groaned
and covered her eyes with her tail, then stood up, stretched, and walked in a
little circle till she'd curled up perfectly in Nathaniel's lap, burying her
face in his shirt and trying to close her ears.
Cygnet picked her way through the sea of
bodies, pointedly avoiding Lyle, and eventually stumbled into Miles's lap. She
wasn't wearing the tail plug but she also wasn't wearing anything else, since
they weren't in mess hall 🤣🤣🤣
Miles sort of snickered as Lyle finally
missed and Lopez hooted and started mocking what Lyle had so boldly claimed to
begin with. Fucking dipshit he thought before immediately spotting the small
female even before she was stumbling into Miles lap after pushing Past a now
very confused looking Walker.
"Why is she naked again?" Walker
remarked before immediately busting up laughing drunkenly.
"Why is YOU not naked!" Fike
slurred at her from behind.
"Woaaah..... Where did you come
from?" Miles asked actually looking a little amused down at her. And maybe
a bit confused, had she been here?
Serena chimed in with, "Why is
EVERYONE NOT NAKED?!" interspersed with gleeful drunken giggles as she set
another ice cube on fire for her absinthe.
Cygnet held up her phone. "You told me
to come," she accused him, handing him the bag of fun.
"I have no idea, let's change
that!!" Walker suddenly just ripping her sports bra off and throwing it
back into Fikes face as she continued for the table then spotting Lyle staring
immediately went pushing them together and laughing with her tongue out as Fike
grabbed her from behind grabbing at them.
Miles had still basically been sort of
grinning, one arm already around her when she went showing him her phone. His
expression suddenly went completely bland and his ears sort of flattened. Bag
now in hand he sort of glanced at her a bit apologetic looking. "I think
I'd have preferred almost anything you probably have in your twisted little
collection other than this .... I lost my phone this morning" He informed
her bluntly and looking a bit apologetic despite he was definitely about to get
pissed. Fucking shits thought they were funny apparently.
Maze also decided to join the no clothes
club, while Trent threw Monopoly money at Faustus attempting to dance on a
table.
Cygnet took a minute to process this.
"Oh," she said. Then she cupped her hands over her mouth. "HEY,
LYLE?" she asked, taking a wild guess. "DID YOU STEAL MILES'S
PHONE?"
Now in nothing but Batman panties Walker
immediately went trying to get on the table "NO ONE WANT TO SEE YOU DA ---
" she started at Faustus before immediately yelping as she ended up
weighing down the table and sending it tipping for Lyle who backed up into
Z-Dog with a what the fuck sort of arm throw.
"MY BEER!!!" Lopez shouted
snatching for cups before they could tip.
"What!?? You still haven't found
it?!" Lyle then turned glancing over to Miles who looked a bit irritated
and Cygnet beside him holding hers.
Meanwhile Miles was eyeing the group over
thinking but as he did he spotted Prager and Mansk suddenly keen on staggering
up and stumbling for the hallway together.
"Prager!! Mansk!! You leaving
already!?" He called at them suddenly giving them a bit of a questioning
look.
"I ... Sick.... " Prager slurred
dumbly almost immediately.
"Sick..." Mansk immediately added
pointing at him like Prager hadn't just said that.
"Seriously?" Nathaniel stood up,
dumping Threnody off his lap, who jolted with a startled yowl and beat her
wings to hover eye-level with Nathaniel.
And then Nathaniel went Naruto running at
Prager, headbutting him in the stomach, while the blue dragon tried to stop the
fight.
"Get the phone," Nathaniel
snapped at her. She stuck her tongue out at him but flew off towards the rooms.
Cygnet shrugged. "Well, Prager was
going to be my next guess."
"EY EY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!???"
Prager at first started shouting but once he'd stumbled into the nearby table
he went hissing and grabbing Nathaniel to knee him in the stomach.
As it turned out though, while Nathaniel
was trying to get Threnody to help get the phone Mansk had stepped back from
Prager and ever so slowly walked himself straight over to where Miles was
sitting before pulling the phone out of a pocket and handing it to him. At
first still seeming to watch Nathaniel and Prager before finally looking back
at Cygnet and Miles who was currently glaring at him with his ears pinned back
still. "Look Colonel don't get mad, we were just.... She sent this really
weird shit to Prager yesterday so we uh.... I took the phone since we figured
hacking it would be more suspicious"
"Yeah too fucking late for don't get
mother fucking mad Sergeant dipshit! So you thought it would be fucking
HILARIOUS to involve me in you fucks acting like fucking teenagers!!!?"
Miles shot back basically slamming his own phone on the counter as he moved to
stand finally.
"Weeeell.... " Mansk stoped and
glanced over his shoulder then back at Miles before sort of snickering. Yeah he
wasn't gonna deny he'd gotten a laugh the entire time right along with Prager.
Even if it got him.... YUP! Called it!
Moments after going from slightly guilty to
trying not to start full blown laughing again Miles had gone basically pimp
slapping Mansk with the back of his fist so hard the males glasses went flying
and he was now in Mansks face.
"I SAID DO YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS
FUNNY!!!?" Miles shouted, at this point also grabbing Mansk by the collar
of his shirt.
"I fucking laughed the whole fucking
time actually YA!!!" Mansk replied loudly and almost sounding proud now.
He was also still ready when he got decked again, or he at least saw it coming
he still staggered a bit a moment getting decked and ran straight into Lyle who
gave him a bit of a push. Just enough Mansk being cross faded and now hit so
hard his lights were ringing caused him to go falling straight to the ground in
a daze before he started laughing again.
"Touch my shit again and next time
I'll break yours!" Miles hissed at Mansk from above him before his eyes
went straight to Prager and he at first looked like he was gonna say something
else but Jesus...... PRAGER!!!!! He probably inwardly was shouting but this
time it came out as more of an angry hiss at the male before he turned to grab
his phone and his bottle of whiskey and went stomping over to the other side of
the room by the sofa so he didn't have to look at their annoying ass faces.
Threnody went rummaging through Prager's
stuff and couldn't find Miles's phone, so she just decided to curl up and take
a nap on his bed instead. She was too sleepy for this bullshit.
Nathaniel coughed and crumpled, but he was
able to get up right around the time Miles hissed at Prager, and he went
sweeping one foot under Prager's heels, dropping him, then climbed on top of
him and started punching him in the face because as far as he was concerned,
all the drama over the past few days was Prager's fault.
Cin meanwhile bringing Mansk a beer, not
too interested in taking sides, but from what she could tell it had just been a
prank.
Cygnet to Miles: "You think I should
put the saddle and tail plug on him?"
Prager took a good few punches before he
got ahold of one of Nathaniels wrists and went biting him on the arm hard
before slamming his body up and flipping them over before letting go long
enough to spit the blood in Nathaniels face and go slamming a fist into
Nathaniels face now instead.
Mansk meanwhile rolled onto his back trying
to see straight still and took the beer definitely spilling some of it before
it even reached his mouth at all.
Miles seemed to think a bit angrily for a
moment but then starting to smirk he got up again. "I'll hold him
down" he decided already heading for Mansk.
"Woah woah what!??" Mansk
immediately slurred confused seeing Miles and Cygnet heading for him again.
Well Nathaniel immediately got a boner at
being bitten but the sudden flip and punch took him by surprise. He guarded his
face to avoid being hit again but kicked up, hoping to get stomach or groin or
something sensitive.
Cin guided the beer and Mansk's head,
stroking his hair GENTLY!!! That being said though, she did absolutely nothing
to stop Cygnet from rolling Mansk over and saddling him.
Cygnet "Okay he needs less pants for
the tail plug. Oh, don't worry, it's been cleaned," she assured him.
Prager had continued hitting, at least
until another pair of arms went grabbing him from behind and yanking him back.
"OKAY!! You two are fucking done!!" Z-Dog snarled and with Ja and
Lopez moving between Prager and Nathaniel as she pulled Prager back they
finally got them apart.
Prager hissed angrily at the other two
males but just sort of chilled when he realized it was Z-Dog . At least until
she went pushing him for the hall. "GET! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"
She had to add when Prager noticed what was happening to Mansk and looked like
he might be dumb enough to go butt in on that.
Speaking of Miles by this point had held
Mansks down and was basically laying on him to keep him down and went Cygnet
announced she was done with the saddle and pulled out the plug.
"NO!!! MAN WHAT THE
FUCK!!!!!????" Mansk shouted trying to struggle from under Miles still,
still and legs thrashing. Which would have been as issue if Lyle had suddenly
came up and went snatching his pants and fighting Mansks legs as he ripped them
off.
"I GOT EM BOYS!!!!YEEHAH!!!!"
Lyle whooped between laughter as he fought to hold Mansks legs.
"WAIT!!! Come on guys I get it I get
it!!! IM SORRY JUST STOP!!!!" Mansk was still yelling before crying out
when Miles just pushed down on one of his arms.
"I can't hear you!!!" Miles mused
back mockingly which only promoted more begging from Mansk and Lyle laughing
wickedly.
Nathaniel just flopped dazedly, not even
bothering to try to get up.
Cygnet looked at the tail plug for a moment
and asked, "Hey should I lubricate this first or?"
"Uh, yes?" said Serena. She
didn't even know what they were talking about, she just heard "should I
lube this" and answered automatically. But then she went tossing Cygnet a
little tube of grape lube.
Anyway so then Mansk got to get saddled and
wear a tail plug, isn't that exciting?!
Torrent climbing into the saddle and
grabbing the riding crop. "Onward!" he demanded, flicking Mansk with
it
"No!" Lyle had said at the exact
same time as Serena had said yes.
Miles meanwhile just laughed at the
disagreement and went covering Mansks mouth shushing him like everything was
just fine and just muffling the sound of Mansk who went grunting as he tried to
clench only to end up crying out as soon as it was being shoved in.
"Yeah buddy save a cowboy, ride a
horse!!!" Lyle went busting up laughing soon moving to help Miles up as
they both watched Torrent running over to hop on.
"Grab my phone" Miles mused with
a smirk and soon was taking the phone from Lyle and was pulling up the camera
to film.
Mansk by this point looked completely
panicked, cheeks flushed both from drinking and embarrassment and when he felt
Torrent jumping on him and using the crop he had starting to push up slightly
but just ended up face planting back on the carpet covering his head with his
arms.
"Oh come on Torrent the fuck you
tapping shit let me see that!!" Lyle mused and went snatching the riding
crop from Torrent then before any warning he went smacking Mansk so hard with
it Mansk immediately let out a scream and shot up dumping Torrent and suddenly
hissing angrily.
"OH HO HO!!!!! HOLD ON
TORRENT!!!" Lyle shouted backing up.
Miles had already gone stepping out of the
way and grabbed his liquor bottle and was still filming and smirking.
What happened next, whether Torrent was
still holding on or not Mansk went angrily tackling Lyle and both went down in
a ball of hissing and swinging on the ground by the kitchen bar area knocking
over a few of the bar stools in the process.
Because Torrent wasn't trying to actually
hurt him, that was why! He scrambled up and swung himself back up onto Mansk's
saddle. And then another fight cloud like in The Sims occurred with the three
of them-- four once Serena went joining in to try to protect Lyle-- rolling
around fighting and cussing out each other, taking the furniture with them.
Which continued for.... Well basically
until Mansk was lay there like a sack of potatoes just done and Lyle had
directed full force with Serena in knocking Torrent down then had breathlessly
gone grabbing Serena and was pulling her back into him biting at her neck and
jumping at her with full on boner.
At some point Miles had stopped filming and
gone back to hit the couch and nurse his bottle gone after sending the footage
to be with Cygnet and whatever the fuck she worshipped on what she did with it.
Prager has vanished back when the shit show
has gotten to much to not jump in and was already tired from fighting Nathaniel
thus he'd headed into his room and ended up crashing out in his bed with
Threnody.
Even longer ago after falling Fike had gone
carrying drunk, naked Walker to bed so they'd missed the best part.
Z-Dog had been popcorn girl for a minute
though with way more beer then popcorn and ended up eventually on a couch
herself snoring.
Lopez had been damn near seeing double from
the very beginning so after breaking up Nathaniel and Prager he'd hit the floor
laughing for a time while it had all been happening before rolling over and
glomping Nathaniel but was so drunk it hasn't gone very far.
And last but not least this left Ja and
Zhang who were the most sober trying to pick up a few things before they
actually decided to crash out themselves. Fucking drunks!!!
Serena squealed in delight and they were
soon enough rolling around on the ground having the time of their lives.
Torrent shook it off and awkwardly jumped away for a while before he remembered
he wasn't in the right form for flying.
Threnody curled up close to Prager and
basically nudged her fuzzy blue self into his arms.
Nathaniel snuggled into Lopez too and kind
of lazily groped him before going napnap.
