BEX, 9:01 a.m.
Good morning hun. How are you doing today?
Yesterday was a full day of meet and greets. Was a bit...out there cause crowds
but it was fun.
How are you doing?
SIGYN, 9:45 a.m.
Hihi! I'm okay!
(it was Nate XD)
BEX, 10:53 a.m.
Glad you are doing good. I'm a bit of a
mess today and still had to go out and argue with food stamps. I'm still there
ugh. Lol
SIGYN
Oh noooo that sucks
(12:11 p.m.)
BTW it's your turn in our RP 🥰
(1:16 p.m.)
we should send Paul Welsh Christmas cards
http://www.fanmail.biz/134484.html
(2:30 p.m.) The
duck curry is so savory and delicious omg ❤️❤️❤️
BEX, 4:29 p.m.
// just now getting this. I'm sorry. Glad
your.curry is good.
SIGYN
//hiiii, how are you?
BEX
I'm good. Trying not to lose my mind cause
Steve thought it a good idea to give Rhett some KitKat before he left.for work
and now it's kicked in. Yay. Hehehe
SIGYN
Omfg
i'm so sorry
Lucius is super hyper too
(6:51 p.m.) ugh
Lucius is being so noisy I can't concentrate on studying and everything is due
at midnight
BEX
oh dear! I wish I could help. I am still
trying to get Rhett down myself. Must be something in the water.
SIGYN
But we have different water mains
and it's only a half moon
(7:04 p.m.) We
tried to put ours to bed early too and he's STILL SCREAMING
Lucius reacts the same way to Emmy that Rhett
reacts to Mia
(7:49 p.m.) Hey
btw how did the food stamp appointment go? Did you get things sorted?
BEX, 9:27 p.m.
Hehehe...cute kids. He finally passed out
after almost an hour of playing soft music for him
SIGYN
Whew!
BEX
Maybe that's it. The moon. It's almost
full. Hehehe
PENRYN
>and it’s only a half moon
>only a half moon
>half moon
SIGYN
Possibly!
BEX
And yes, finally got things sorted today
with food stamps. Whew
SIGYN
On another subject, as you can see,
Sebastian will. not. shut. up. So he gets his own email and Facebook lol
BEX
I can see that. Hehehe
SEBASTIAN
These lips were made for more
than just talking~
REBECCA
we ALL know what they were made
for, Bash (teases)
SEBASTIAN bats eyes
(to Nate) *smirks*
Good. Stay OFF Lucifer
until I say so next time.
REBECCA
wait...what? Did I miss something?
SEBASTIAN
He asked me if he could kiss
Lucifer, then did it anyway before either of us had a chance to answer. So
Luci, Duck, and I took turns ...punishing him 😈
SIGYN
//that was from a couple days ago but we haven't really had much chance to RP or side chat because of how hectic things have been 🤗
BEX
Oh I remember that. Hehe
TOKIOMI
Okay, I believe you! 😃
TRENT
He loved it, though.
*Flicks eyes to Xander*
About as much as Xander claims I loved sleeping with him. Though
I will neither confirm nor deny that.
XANDER smirks, showing a bit of fang but
says nothing
SEBASTIAN scampers over to Xander and straddles him
Hi 😉
XANDER smiles and wraps his arms around Bash
HI!
*picks him up and carries him off*
PENRYN
Oh but-but-but all the Faustus and Freya
sex scenes MUST BE ON-SCREEN, DAMMIT!
BEX
I'm actually in bed. Hehehe
SIGYN
I'm... On my bed
studying & chatting with you XD
TRENT
Hey--!
XANDER
hey nothing! You all had him a few
nights in a row. MY turn.
BEX
I'm trying not to fall asleep.hehehe meds
are nice. 🤣🤣😛😛
SIGYN
//mine are supposed to help me sleep.
Spoiler alert: they don't.
TRENT
Are you going to...?
LUCIFER looks up with interest
NATE
Wow, Blackwood. Your honeymoon did not
loosen you up. At all
FAUSTUS
Once again, what Freya and I do in
bed is none of your blessed business
TRENT cackles
(10:06 p.m.) REBECCA
are you sure?
*smirks*
cause she's silent as the grave too.
PENRYN
That doesn't mean you need to talk on her behalf.
CAT
yea...most women when they come back
from their honeymoons just don't shut up.
GEORGE looks back and forth, curious now
TRENT
Cat, how would you know that?
CAT
I have friends...
NATE
She definitely has friends.
TRENT
...married friends?
SEBASTIAN
besides me and Luci, you mean.
CAT throws a pillow at Nate
yes, if you
must know. And when she came back...she legit told me EVERYTHING! even if I
wanted to know or not
PENRYN
Sounds fake, but ok. My own twin sister
didn’t feel the need to blurt out everything that had happened on her wedding
night.
TROY
Aren’t you from DoF?
PENRYN
Yes, why?
TROY
Sounds fake, but ok.
PENRYN
Neither Evryn nor I happen to be a Corri,
so no, Evryn wasn’t compelled tell me all the things she and her husband had
got up to.
PIFFY
I don't know about Freya, but right after my wedding + reception was over I just wanted to take a fuckign nap.
and I still did not tell my sister every last detail of my Party Recovery Vacation
CIN
To this day, years later, you still haven't.
(Note: That's 9 years at the time this takes place and 11 years at the time of transcription.)
NATE
what are you doing back here?
SEBASTIAN
more ice ;)
XANDER
I'M WAITING... (calls out playfully
from the bedroom)
SEBASTIAN
Duck, can I borrow your poker?
TRENT
I-- wha-- XANDER!? WHAT ARE YOU
PLANNING TO DO TO BASHIE?
BEX
I don't know how the honeymoon went.
*giggles* Freya is so quiet. 😛🤣
FAUSTUS
Sucks for you~
XANDER
DONT YOY WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLR
HEAD ABOUT IT, TRENT! *chuckles*
TRENT
ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK HIM?
MAZE
no DUH, himbo
XANDER
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS TONIGHT, BIG
BOY! BASH...I AM WAITING... (calls out I a sing song voice)
REBECCA
like they haven't already...
SEBASTIAN
Actually, we hadn't.
PENRYN
Wait, what?
SEBASTIAN rummages for Trent's poker and
grabs the lighter out of Trent's front pocket, eliciting a soft moan, and then
literally skips off to the bedroom to join Xander
REBECCA, confused
that night....you
measured...you.didnt? Xander made.it seem that you...did...
SEBASTIAN
...I... We probably did
everything but
PENRYN
Translation – "Hell if my writer remembers!" And surprisingly, I agree with Rebecca on this one!
AKUMA
It wasn't onscreen, so we just don't know!
XANDER
FINALLY!
*purrs*
come.in sexy and
close the door....
SEBASTIAN squeals excitedly and does as
he's told
REBECCA
wow! Tonight got interesting
AKUMA
It would be even more interesting if
we could see what was happening.
FAUSTUS
Trash will be trash, I suppose, but
I appreciate that the vampire, at least, has some sense of decorum.
REBECCA
what's that supposed to mean? There
is nothing wrong with Bash
FAUSTUS
Oh, besides his predilections for
kidnap, rape, murder; constant sulking whenever one of his "boys"
rejects him; the fact that he asked his husband to keep a disorderly house; and
his love of Cascada?
There's plenty wrong with him.
NATE
Somehow I don't think constantly
insulting him is the key to winning his husband's heart.
REBECCA
we've made peace with all...that in
the past. You.dont get to stand there and belittle him when you covet someone
when not only before you were married but after still too! That's immoral as
well! You hypocrite!
GEORGE jaw drops
CAT
is she standing up for Bash...against the Priest? (whispers to George who nods)
remind me to buy her a drink later.
PENRYN
Yay, more shilling e_e
TRENT
REBECCA
no wonder Freya hasn't said
anything! The way you called Luci while on your honeymoon and how you still act
now...I wouldn't blame her for being silent, least she say something that she
might regret....oh wait...she might not...
AKUMA faints dramatically
MUHHHHHHHHH
GEORGE, watching
score another point to her. (whispers to Nate)
she called a warlock a hypocrite and is still
breathing!
PIFFY
George, you do not get to comment all
impressed that Rebecca has author fiat armor. That is not impressive or
something to brag about.
PENRYN
That’s much more clever than what I was
going to say, which was that commentary is our job and Gorge can hush
his shut.
PIFFY
At that point Bex is practically rubbing in
that she's fiating herself immune to in-character consequences for in-character
actions
FAUSTUS
Think what you like. I care not
REBECCA
ohhhh that really burned me.
*snorts*
how about.you watch that mouth of yours as well as your.actions before
you lose everything
PENRYN
Rebecca Bunch would never say that.
CIN
What’s even the point of her being mouthy
in this situation?
ORION
I like her. She sounds like me.
PENRYN and CIN groan
CIN
Also, like, why is she so butthurt? All Faustus said was that he doesn't care what she thinks.
AKUMA
Well CLEARLY she's not getting enough of his ATTENTION! After all, SHE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER... of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!
PENRYN
Okay, but Canon Rebecca wouldn't react like that. She'd more likely jump through hoops to prove her opinion matters, not get shirty.
FAUSTUS
Everything?
*Scoffs*
I've plenty of
power, I'm the High Priest of my sect, and headmaster of my school.
CAT
and yet...I don't hear anything about his new, beautiful wife...did any of you? (asking just to drive the point home and to be annoying)
*Hoping Trent and the boys go along just this once*
PENRYN
Is that something he actually cares
about or just something Team Corri—sorry, Bex—wants him to care about?
CIN
Well, she's succeeding in being annoying!
REBECCA
nope. Conveniently left that part
out.
GEORGE
didn't hear it either.
PENRYN
Goodie, more SOCK PUPPETTING! At least when
Team Falcon does it, we’re subtle.
DÉSMODA
For a sufficiently-inclusive definition of “subtle”.
PENRYN
GASP! I was hoping you would GO ALONG with
me, JUST THIS ONCE!
DÉSMODA
And what about me gave you the impression
that I’m the type of person to do that?
PENRYN
Because we’re written by the same person,
of course!
DÉSMODA
And that means shit because…?
ORION
Corri Logic!
DÉSMODA
The only Corris here are you and Akuma!
ORION
… Corri Intensifies?
FAUSTUS
Yes, of course she's beautiful, and
pure, and sweet. But "everything" is a stretch. It sounds cold,
perhaps, but unlike you lot, I was complete before I met her, so even if, Dark
Lord forbid, I did happen to lose her, it would hardly be losing
"everything". I would have work to fall back on.
REBECCA
wow....just...wow...
CIN
Why are you so butthurt? What does
this have to do with you, Rebecca Bunch of West Covina?
CAT
dude...that is cold.
*shakes head*
I
can't imagine marrying someone I didn't love enough to fear to lose....
PENRYN
Oh, so Bex didn’t hivemind into your brain
the fact that Faustus’s other option was to lose his life at the
DL’s hands?
PIFFY
It's not enough to marry Freya on
pain of death after your wife and unborn children were killed to get them out
of the way. Freya needs to be his everything.
so fucking romantic
AKUMA
I know, right!?
ILLYBRIUS
... that was sarcasm, right, Akuma?
AKUMA 🥰
ILLYBRIUS
Right,
Akuma?!
AKUMA
What? Of course not! I’m a Corri! I agree
with everything Freya, Freybecca, Freycat, and Frorge are saying!
PENRYN
Freya isn’t even talking. Everyone else is
just talking for her because she’s ✨so quiet✨.
AKUMA
Shut up! Stop poking holes in my bit!
ILLYBRIUS sighs with relief
FAUSTUS
If you MUST know, we had a lovely
time! She befriended my staff in Prague and took it upon herself to plant an
herb garden, we discussed her going into business for herself as a medicine
woman specializing in herbal remedies, and that nap during which I called
Lucifer was a post-coital nap! We experimented quite a bit, actually, not that
you lot need to know precisely what was done.
NATE
You implied she pegged you.
FAUSTUS
As I said, that's none of your
business!
CAT
why is it so hard for you to share?
True you don't have to share everything...but you don't have to be
so...emotionally confined either.
ILLYBRIUS physically cringes
This is giving me Corri flashbacks.
AKUMA
I’m sorry, Irubura.
TROY
You… rub what?
AKUMA
Don’t be racist, Troy! That’s Illybrius’s
name translated into my first language!
TROY
Sorry.
GEORGE looks at Nate
what?
FAUSTUS
You don't think I love her? Of
COURSE I do. That's why I married her. I'm simply not fool enough to lose
myself in the process unlike Sebastian, or Trent, or Nathaniel, or even you,
Rebecca.
CIN
Um, didn’t Penryn and Piffy just point out
that he was forced to marry her on pain of death?
AKUMA
I think he’s trying to… appease the Bex?
CIN
Ew, why?
AKUMA
Because Sigyn didn’t know ghostwriting AI
existed in 2021?
NATE
In this exchange, George.
REBECCA
lose myself?
*shakes head*
you are a fool, Priest. Loving someone that deeply doesn't make you.weaker. it makes you stronger. Sure, if something happened to Trent or he left or whatever and I lost him, yes I would be VERY devastated, would mourn him for a very very long time...but have no doubt, I know who I am and I would eventually find a way to continue on. I haven't lost myself, by loving Trent. But added to my power base, myself by loving and him loving me in return.
BEX
I forsee this going on for a while and I am
making typos. Hebehee
So I will wish you a.good night...morning
since it's after midnight here. Sweet.dreams hun and soeak.soom ❤❤❤
PENRYN
You always make typos. We usually edit them
out in transcription, but from now on, we won’t.
SIGYN
🥰 you
better speak soon, I missed you
BEX
I missed you.too. ❤❤❤
FAUSTUS
THAT IS WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING,
MS. BUNCH! I'm the same way!
*breathing heavily*
Is that enough EMOTION
for you.
ILLYBRIUS
Faustus, my man, you need to just start
setting everything on fire and sending out magic pulses that give everyone else
headaches.
AKUMA
And break stuff.
REBECCA stares at him a mome.t
you.just make it sound like you wouldn't even mourn...and that's sad.
*nods and goes.to cuddle Trent*
don't be afraid to love Priest. I know you say you.do and sometimes
we can see you.mean it but others.....
BEX
Ok now bed. Hehehe nighrttttttt
❤
FAUSTUS
of course I'd mourn, you airhead.
What sort of heartless creature do you take me for.
MARLUXIA
I think it would be interesting to see
Faustus’s Heartless.
SIGYN
okay okay night XDDD
PENRYN
PELLEGRINO!
/end 10:40 p.m.
Post-edit E/N: While going through this, I actually was inspired to write a ficlet of their honeymoon based on Faustus's short description! Find it here!
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