8:12 a.m.
BEX
Good morning hun. How are you today? Sleep
well?
SIGYN
(8:58 a.m.) Pretty
well
9:01 a.m.
BEX
I kinda did.
SIGYN
Ooh good
NATE
I found out Serena likes being called
a filthy fucking whore in bed, almost as much as she likes ice play.
SERENA
Nathaniel, why?
NATE
You know those semicircle ice
wedges--?
SERENA
NATHANIEL
REBECCA chokes on her coffee
TRENT
Oh, that makes sense
LUCIFER
I should lend you my popsicle mold.
She really likes--
SERENA
Lucifer!
Guyyyssss
TRENT
For someone who needs constant
cuddles at least eight hours a day, you sure became a sex addict fast.
SERENA
Wow. Mean.
XANDER
ice...phhttt...amatures.
GEORGE snickers
NATE
No, Xander, not in a torture way
TRENT snickers
SERENA
. . . technically I'm a professional. Not an amateur and not an addict.
*pouts*
TRENT
Being a professional at sex is still illegal in California.
*Sticks tongue out*
XANDER raises his eyebrow at Trent
TRENT
What? It-- literally is illegal in
every state except Nevada.
NATE
unless you film it.
SERENA
Yeah, well, for $2,400 a night I'll
take my chances.
REBECCA
Holy Shit! That much!
GEORGE
Damn!
CAT
I am in the wrong profession.
*giggles*
SERENA
Luci raised my rate after that
incident the other night.
TRENT
What was it before?
SERENA
$1,600.
XANDER
Shame I couldn't eat that
person....I would secretly enjoyed that
TRENT
So he raised it from $200 an hour to
$300 an hour. That's... actually not that high.
SERENA
The thing is, if you set the price
too high, then you get the richest people with the weirdest kinks, but if you
set it too low, you get these grubby vagrants.
TRENT
How good are you at getting out of
hospitals before the nurses notice something's up?
I didn't kill the guy, just made him wish
he was dead
XANDER smirks evilly
I can go about
unseen, whenever I wish to.
TRENT
Cool. He's in the ICU
REBECCA
Xander...just don't bring it back here.
*giggles*
MAZE
Or do
TRENT
Do you want to be the one to clean
the carpet, Maze?
CAT
We don't need a dead body in here.
*smirks*
PENRYN
Why are you being smug about that?
TRENT
... I could find a use for it,
actually
XANDER kisses Serena's forehead and
vanishes
SERENA
🥰
duckie NO
REBECCA
Welp, how will the hospital explain
a missing body?
SERENA looking up from her clipboard
Forging discharge documents, obviously.
TRENT
And hacking into the hospital server
to update their records as well.
SERENA
Gosh, Rebecca, you act like you've
never stolen someone from the hospital before.
TRENT
Well... Has she?
REBECCA
ummm...I haven't. and how do you
get all that done without getting caught?
SERENA
She broke Paula out, sort of, that
one time.
NATE
um. How many times have you guys done
this?
SERENA
You know we can't answer that
question, Nathaniel.
REBECCA
I haven't stolen a dead body though
GEORGE chuckles
we have some of the most interesting conversations.
SERENA
Proxy servers and VPNs that make us
basically untraceable, plus you put on a lab coat and act official and very few
people will question you. At least at Glendale General.
NATE
So you two could have taken me from
the hospital at any time and-- wait, not important because I just realized
something else.
Sebastian, you could have checked out Trent
and hid him out at your place at ANY time when he was hospitalized.
SERENA
... I couldn't have taken care of
him. Dr. Roth was annoying, but he knew how to do his job.
TRENT
He did bring me earplugs, but the
nurses kept taking them out.
10:00 a.m.
SERENA
Dead bodies are actually easier
because you can claim you're family or that you're executing the deceased's
last wishes. It's shockingly easy to forge estate planning docs. I can even
draw the notary stamp.
This was all to confusing for Rebecca, so she simply shrugged and chuckled softly.
PENRYN
There's no reason a lawyer would be confused by that, even if she doesn't specialize in estate planning. In fact, the only Bex character I can see having a legitimate reason to be confused about that is Freya, and she's not here today. Cat is Trent's younger sister and works for him; she's probably privy to all of his illegal habits. George may be an assistant, but he works in Nathaniel and Rebecca's firm and is in very close quarters with Nathaniel, who does his own share of illegal shit in canon.
REBECCA
If you guys say so...
SIGYN
[snip baby vid]
BEX
yep yep, Rhett played with the box my med
needles came in yesterday and got so mad when we took it away. Lol
SIGYN
YEP sounds familiar!
Lucius gets mad when I don't want him
playing with the toaster oven
BEX
hehehehe. Rhett tries to eat the cat food
and screams when he tell him no. lol lol
lunchtime. be right back hun! ♥ ♥ ♥ I
really am starving! Lol
SIGYN
alright! Juuust finished my reply
(11:35 a.m.)
Sebastian has hijacked the body
BEX
Did you make that hat? that is
beautiful...and man, it looks so nice out where you are! Here it is 45 and
windy! I really don't want to go out but we need food. Lol
SIGYN
Well, the beanie was donated but I made the
brim
BEX
that's awesome!
SIGYN
Thank you 😀
BEX
you're welcome! 🥰🥰
slow replies cause I'm driving. ugh! Why
does it have to be so cold! I'm moving to Florida! Lol
SIGYN
Loki hated the hair
Nooo California
BEX
what! I love your look! Boo on him 😛
SIGYN
I like this look, it's cute and boho
Loki hates everything
BEX
But CA has snow too...lol
SIGYN
San Jose doesn't
PENRYN
It does in February 2023.
BEX
bwahahah! that made me think of the Loki
hates you page here. 😛
SIGYN
Loki Hates You hates less than my Loki
BEX
Ohhh? It doesn't? Ok then! *goes to pack!*
SIGYN
It's 61°
Although Lafayette is nicer AND has cheaper
rent so
BEX
*makes grabby hands at good weather*
TRENT
BEX
wow...that's an odd song. Lol
TRENT
it's sweet!
NATE
I'm with other admin. It's odd.
Why would you CHOOSE to be a pollyanna?
TRENT
Because it's endearing and disarms
people. No one expects the cheerful, optimistic guy to be pest control 🐻
Also, girls don't like bitter killjoys.
CAT
No...we don't like bitter killjoys, but some of us DO like a 'bad' boy.
*smirks*
PENRYN
Sure, until he’s ‘bad’ to you.
CIN
Are you kidding? I adore Drepanon!
SEBASTIAN
I
hear that
GEORGE
Ohhh...you mean like Charles Lee Ray? Murderer or not, real or not, that man could take me home any day!
*play
swoons*
REBECCA
GEORGE!
*laughs*
Next you will be
saying you like Bundy!
GEORGE
When he was younger...girl...YESSS!
NATE
Agreed
CAT
What am I hearing? (teases)
REBECCA
George likes em hot, and BAD!
GEORGE
Well so do YOU!
*smirks at Rebecca*
REBECCA
True...I do
TRENT tilts head
REBECCA looks over at Trent
I meant YOU, handsome.
*kisses him*
TRENT
Me? 😀
REBECCA
Yes, you. You are beyondd words
gorgeous, you are brilliantly smart, and the way you protect me or even when
you get that glint in your eyes sometimes makes me shiver in pure unadulterated
delight! ♥
TRENT 🥰
You are the wildest, most interesting woman I have ever met, not to
mention the sexiest
12:00 p.m.
REBECCA
Awww! Babe! I love you so very damn
much! ♥ ♥
TRENT
I love you too, babygirl
GEORGE
Now...as far as actors go....Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Henry Cavill are my cup of tea!
*smirks*
CAT
Nope! Johnny Depp all the way!
REBECCA
Michael Fassbender...or Brad
Dourif...either one.
TRENT
Leo DiCaprio
REBECCA
Ohhh..yes!
TRENT
and Ryan Phillippe, obviously
CAT
naturally
SEBASTIAN
Sean
Maher
PENRYN
That's someone Sebastian the character is attracted to, not someone the admin is attracted to.
BEX
//ugh...wish me luck. going into the
supermarket and walmart. noooooo!!
NATE
Ben Barnes and Billy Crudup
George and Rebecca
Ben Barnes! YES
SIGYN
//the boys are with you!
BEX
// people...bleh. Hehehehe
SEBASTIAN
Jake
Gyllenhaal
TRENT
Heath Ledger
PENRYN
Again, character crushes, not admin crush.
NATE
YES
Nate and
Sebastian
Hugh Jackman
PENRYN
Okay, that one's an admin crush. But do you see how we listed a mixture of character and admin crushes, and not just admin crushes via Sock Puppets 1, 2, and 3?
(1:14 p.m.) LUCIFER
well, that was embarrassing. I thought I was being summoned, so I teleported in
on something I really shouldn't have.
BEX
(2:41 p.m.) Just
woke up again. I crashed hard. I meant only to take a small nap when I got
home. Hehehhe
CAT
what you teleport...never mind
LUCIFER
Oh, it was hoofie-foot Satan and a
mirror... masturbating.
REBECCA
wait...what? Ewww! He was masturbating to himself and you tho----
*tries not to laugh*
3:00 p.m.
LUCIFER
yes
Oops
The same thing happened last night
with someone different, though.
SEBASTIAN
Lot
of edgelords out there
NATE
ok Sebastian Morningstar
PENRYN
In season 3 of You, Cary did the exact same
thing. And he wanted Joe to watch.
CAT
Wait...who was it last night?
REBECCA
yea...
XANDER returns, looking very smug
SEBASTIAN
Xandy!
*Runs up and hugs him!*
XANDER smiles and hugs Bash back and picks him up
hello my dearest....miss me?
SEBASTIAN
Yes,
but you were taking care of something important 🥰
TRENT
So Luci....
LUCIFER playing on his phone, ignores
Trent and Cat
XANDER
ohhhh very....and I did it so throughly too.
*chuckles*
CAT
no no...inquiring minds want to know
NATE
Oh yes, I want to knowwww
SEBASTIAN
I
thought I wore you out this morning, Nate.
NATE
You did. Georgie can wear me out this
afternoon
CAT
Bash...honey...would you please get
Luci's attention for just one moment? (asks playfully)
SEBASTIAN
nooo
LUCIFER
Hmm?
TRENT
Cat and I want to know who you ported
in on
CAT
yes! Do tell
GEORGE
I think we all want to to know
LUCIFER
Err, no one
4:00 p.m.
CAT
why don't you wanna say?
GEORGE
is it someone we know?
REBECCA
two someone's?
CIN
Arya Stark.
XANDER
which one was it? Faustus or Freya?
REBECCA
wait...are you trying to say that
they weren't together?
XANDER shrugs
LUCIFER
It was both, and they were
together.
(4:27 p.m.) Rebecca
missed your video chat.
SIGYN
BEX
(4:53 p.m.) My
phone did even ring. Sorry hun! Looks like you are having fun 🥰🥰
SIGYN
(5:03 p.m.)
Yeeee
SEBASTIAN
... Huh.
XANDER
well that's that's relief. That they are enjoying their honeymoon.
*chuckles*
MAZE
Now tell us what you did to that guy
REBECCA
did they happen to know you were
there when you flashed in....or was it one if those oh gosh no things and you
popped out before they knew?
LUCIFER
I did leave immediately, but who
knows if one of them sensed me
TRENT
Xaaaaannnnn
MAZE
Please tell me you killed him so I can
go down to Hell and torture him extra.
XANDER
please tell me Freya didn't see you
when/if Faustus came cause if I have to listen to....that again I think i will
stake myself!
PENRYN
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FREYA
AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WE CARE ABOUT
AKUMA
Hold on. To be fair, Freya's Bex's favorite and she's not here today because she's on her honeymoon. It makes sense that Bex would want to know what Freya and Faustus are up to in the other admin's mind.
PENRYN
But she doesn't need to keep harping on about it after someone else asked to change the subject.
ILLYBRIUS
I'm trying to remember if the same thing happened on Akuma's and my honeymoon, or on Orion's and mine.
ORION
Did we even get honeymoons?
ILLYBRIUS
I think Akuma told me to use our honeymoon as a cover to explain why she wasn't there?
AKUMA
I was still a topic of conversation when I wasn't there! AS IT SHOULD BE!
PENRYN
Akuma?
AKUMA
Yes?
PENRYN
Am I going to have to keep my pimp hand strong?
LUCIFER
Honestly....
SEBASTIAN
I don't want you to stake
yourself 🥺
PENRYN
I will gladly do it for him if he
doesn’t get with the fucking program.
LUCIFER
Yes, I left before either of them saw me.
XANDER cuddles Bash and kisses his forehead
no I don't...ohhhhh Good!
LUCIFER
And Maze, yes, he killed that man.
That's why he went, don't you remember?
MAZE
Eh.
XANDER
I can tell you how if you want....it wasn't fast.
*smirks darkly*
NATE
Tell us
SEBASTIAN
tell us
TRENT
tell us
XANDER
after dinner...
*chuckles darkly*
PENRYN
This is the second time in a row he's done something "darkly", so it's obligatory. Superior, if you would?
XEMNAS
BLAH BLAH DARKNESS, BLAH BLAH HEARTLESS, BLAH BLAH DARKNESS, BLAH BLAH HEARTLESS!
BEX
// dinner just got done. I'll be right
back. 🥰🥰🥰
PENRYN
Smells Like Teen Copout.
SEBASTIAN sits in Xander's lap, beaming
(6:24 p.m.) XANDER pulls Bash closer and smirks at him and then at all the rest
So....someone be
wanting a bedtime story, ey?
NATE
Actually, I'm just horny
SEBASTIAN
Same
XANDER
It was very easy, getting him out of
the hospital. Acting as grieving family, can get you a lot of things...plus, he
wasn't technically dead. Few mind benders, and bespelling and it was a piece of
cake, walking out with him. Getting him to where I wanted, and then force
feeding him my blood...however....was different entirely....
SEBASTIAN
Force feeding him your blood?
Why?
XANDER
So he could heal and be whole so
that I could slowly torture him and rent him apart one screaming chunk at a
time. (says so normally)
NATE
I am so turned on.
SEBASTIAN breathlessly
same
TRENT
Me, three
XANDER
Oh it was quite fun.
*chuckles darkly*
I started small...fingernails. You know how those hurt. Then healed him again, though that doesn't make them grow back, but it makes the pain lessen...and then picked something a little bigger. One knuckle at a time. Forcing him to drink for ever other knuckle I took....and so on.
His inner
sadist is showing.
SEBASTIAN, breathing hard, squirms and
crosses his legs
Nate and Trent scoot closer together
XANDER rubs his hand lightly up and down Bash's back. Surprising even himself, as he leans forward to lightly kiss his neck, as if searching, dropping his voice to that seductive brogue of his.
Then his wrists...all the while telling him that he shouldn't have touched you. Shouldn't have caused you harm. Took him a moment to realize who I was talking about, and then he had the audacity to curse you and call you bad names....so I took his tongue....
*flicked his own tongue over the crook of Bash's collarbone
teasingly*
SEBASTIAN gasps lightly
Go on...
XANDER
As you can imagine, he couldn't say anything else after that. Just blubbered and spit blood. Which frankly was NOT very appealing.
*nips lightly at Bash's neck with a soft chuckle, casting his eyes back to Trent and Nate*
His arms to the elbows went next. Simple twist and pull, easy for one like myself. Then I started on his toes....
He pauses dramatically and looks around.
Am I talking to much?
*resists the urge to laugh*
I think I am boring you all....
DESMODA
Now you care about being boring?
PENRYN
I think that's his admin showing her arse about how bored she is, talking about something other than her precious Freya.
NATE has moved into Trent's lap and Trent
is very obviously jerking him off under a blanket
SEBASTIAN bites his lip and tilts his neck instinctively
XANDER chuckles softly and smirks
If you
can see the pattern it went incredibly slowly. To the point where if I could
have understood him, I am sure he would have been apologizing....or begging.
Either or, it was a turn on and I took my time, keeping him alive until the
last possible moment. He even got to see his own heart outside of his chest for
all of 5 minuets...a new personal best.
SEBASTIAN turns and straddles Xander without thinking
You're amazing....
XANDER's smirk turns even more wicked as he looks up at Bash and shakes his head
No, YOU are amazing, my Bonded. I know
Lucifer can protect you, and I know Trent has as well, but you are Mine and
your pain is my own. No one should ever touch you in a way you do not desire.
Ever.
SEBASTIAN gazing into Xander's eyes with
passionate adoration
MAZE
And I get to torture him down in hell.
WheeeeEEEEEEEEEE
XANDER
Mention my name, my dear, Maze. I think you might get a kick out of how much the man will piss himself...can they do that in Hell?
*chuckles and nuzzles lightly into Bash's neck, inhaling his
scent*
SEBASTIAN moans softly between aroused
panting
[19-minute video chat ending 7:20 p.m.]
XANDER
May I? (he asked oh so sweetly)
SEBASTIAN
Please...
NATE
Trent....
TRENT points between Rebecca and George
Which one of you wants to join us?
REBECCA
I would love to!
XANDER nuzzles Bash gently and bites him,
drinking slowly, actually being gentle
TRENT
I'm in the middle!
SEBASTIAN rests there, being as still as
he can, but still straddling & facing him
REBECCA
Works for me!
*gets up and walks
over to the boys and kisses Trent deeply, before walking off, looking at them
both*
XANDER feeds just enough so that he doesn't overdo it and licks the wound closed before pulling back
Thank you...
Nate and
Trent follow her eagerly, Nate blowing a kiss to
Georgie before he leaves.
GEORGE catches the kiss and blows one back
SEBASTIAN
And you. For protecting me and
defending whatever there is of a working girl's honor.
XANDER
You are so much MORE then that
Bash....why is it you cannot see that? (asks softly)
SEBASTIAN
Hey, it... It's a joke.
I'm not ashamed of being a prostitute,
regardless of Duckie's obvious judgment.
XANDER's eyes furrow slightly
But...you aren't. I mean...not really...
He was making a mess of this.
SEBASTIAN
How do you figure?
I charge $300/hour for men at Lux to sleep
with me, so ...
XANDER
But you do it in a safe environs, you have rules....real prostitutes don't do that....
His eyes furrowed
slightly.
LUCIFER
That's untrue. There are
communities where their handlers keep them safe, and they keep each other safe.
Temple prostitutes were revered as wise
women, also, in some ancient cultures.
XANDER
Yes, well...I wasn't talking about ancient cultures, Luci.
*chuckles*
PENRYN
So suddenly discussing the ancient world isn’t
something you want to do? Is it because it isn’t convenient for your insular, ignorant,
hyper-conservative narrative?
PIFFY
Xander why do you have a SWERF’s understanding of the oldest profession?
SEBASTIAN
Xander, why does it bother you so
much that I mention my night job?
XANDER
It doesn't....
He paused.
I guess I just don't like the idea that that guy did what he did to you. That he didn't follow the rules you set....it...enrages me....still....
SEBASTIAN
It's okay. You and Trent took
care of it, and Maze is having her fun too.
And it hasn't affected my sex drive in the
least. Ask Nathaniel. I'm surprised he's able to go again tonight.
8:00 p.m.
XANDER
Still, if it can happen once, it can
happen again. (he bursts out saying)
SEBASTIAN
... Xander, what do you mean?
XANDER ran his fingers through his hair and growled. Still obviously a bit 'high' off the kill
If one person who comes
through Lux can think that they can 'have their way with you' and not listen or
care when you say no, more will think the same. Luci, Trent, even I...we can't
go around killing or maiming all of L.A. though that would be thrilling in a
way....I just...I don't LIKE the idea of you being hurt. It upsets me
SEBASTIAN
I think you have made a pretty
good example of him. Besides, most clients aren't like that.
XANDER looks at Bash, and then nods, bringing him in close for a deep hug. A very odd thing for him.
If anyone ever does anything like that again to you....I will raze this entire city to the ground... (his words soft, but growlish)
SEBASTIAN leans in close and sits down, manages to wrap his legs around Xander
You're so sweet
XANDER
I mean every word of it.
*smirks back
at him, showing fang so that he can see, even though he is teasing now, that he
means it*
SEBASTIAN snuggles in, his arms and legs
wrapped around the vampire 🥰
XANDER allows it, and cuddles him back
LUCIFER
They're cute, aren't they, George?
BEX
crap! Alarm went off....I have to dart for
the night or I will never sleep. lol Sleep well hun and see you tomorrow! TV
day! YAY! ♥ ♥ ♥
GEORGE
Indeed.
*smiles over at them and back at Lucifer*
I think Xander is really coming out of his shell...
SIGYN
okay 😀 please reply to fic tomorrow!
BEX
oh shit! I thought I had. sorry hun!
SIGYN
If you did, neither you nor Facebook told
me lol
LUCIFER
Yes, well... Sebastian, if you're
hoping to get laid tonight, your best luck would be me.
SEBASTIAN
hmmm...
XANDER
He speaks true my little one.... (says as he nuzzles Bash gently)
I am not there...yet....
PENRYN
Far be it from me to say something as
problematic as, “If you really loved him, you’d have sex with him,” but—and it’s
probably unintentional—Xander really gives off the vibe of someone who
claims he loves his prey to manipulate them into being devoted to him in a way
he cannot or will not return. Sebastian’s already willing food for you, Xander.
You don’t need to go that far. Additionally, through that lens, Xander’s desire
to “protect” Sebastian reads more like Xander wanting his food and their vessel
all to himself. It’s been stated multiple times in text that he “only” “puts up
with” sharing with Lucifer because Lucifer cosmically outranks him.
CYGNET
Mm, your mileage may vary. If he’s just
trying to manipulate Sebastian, why wouldn’t he use sex for that? Sangwoo did, in Killing Stalking, and he’s “100%
straight” per the author.
PENRYN
I think it's Xander deliberately winding Sebastian up and then refusing to fuck him that bothers me.
CIN
Well, we did clock that he's based on Edward Cullen.
BEX
well
crap! lol I will for sure tomorrow!
NIGHTY
NIGHT! ♥ ♥ ♥
SEBASTIAN
Xander, you don't have to ever sleep with me if you don't want to. I know sex
and love are two different things, and you can love someone without wanting to
have sex with them. I'm just trying to decide between how long I'm going to
cuddle you like this and when I'll go to bed with Luci
XANDER chuckles softly and kisses his cheek
I know that too, Bash. And you can
cuddle me as long as you want...just don't keep your Mate waiting long.
(teases)
Something jolts through Sebastian at that and he pulls back, quickly arranging his features into a mask of neutrality.
SEBASTIAN
Of course not. Well, bye then.
/end 8:16 p.m.
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