Lucifer pilot
Canon Lucifer: I like to punish people too.
NATE AND SEBASTIAN
yes,
please, daddy
FAUSTUS says nothing but the look on his
face is clear he agrees
TRENT
No
one greets their brother with, "How's it hanging, big guy?"
LUCI
They
do if they have no shame or inhibitions.
NATE
Amenadiel is pretty attractive in his angelic
uniform.
SIGYN
oh wait lol
SIGYN
oh we can do some romantic angst stuff with
the fact that Delilah and Serena look alike
*files that away for later*
Canon Lucifer: It's times like this I wish I was still in Hell. All the fun activities I'd have planned for you....
NATE AND SEBASTIAN moan quietly
SIGYN
Okay
but you can literally go back at any time. You're not exiled or fired, you're
on vacation!
TRENT
Also, who is keeping the demons under
control while he's gone?
LUCI
As I said earlier this episode, don't
know, don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SIGYN
I'm shocked that doesn't come back to bite
him before it does.
>Is this a wedding or a kidnapping?
SEBASTIAN
Why not both? ;)
TRENT
...not sure that's a joke you want to
make, sweetie.
SIGYN
Who would have a waterfall right outside
their door?
TRENT
How horrifying
NATE
How horrifying-ly tacky
Faustus Bust Count: 1 (starting from
Luci holding 2Vile over the balcony)
SIGYN
Chloe's eyes are really blue, I love it
Faustus Bust Count: 2
SIGYN
HAHAHAHAHA
Detective Douche: idk whether to laugh or to shoot you.
Lucifer: Surprise me.
SIGYN
lol that explains why Sebastian is so
attracted to him, since Sebastian likes heroin
Faustus Bust Count: 3
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