SIGYN, 8:07 a.m.
OH you don't NEED a pharmacist? Okay, then
how about a
HARMACIST
9:11 a.m. - LONG
ASS TAG XD
enjoy reading about the boring life of a
lawyer
9:44 a.m. - So
like he's not saying that they'd be fired for fucking up, he's just saying that
he's not going to represent his associates for fucking up.
The fact that he took the bar on acid is
actually completely unrelated to that. It's just that he doesn't care if
someone smokes in front of him
NI
Dude...... I'm aware of things. π
That just wouldn't work lmfao
Dagfinn on the other hand thought Lawyers
could arrest him BAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHA I'm still dying π
SIGYN
Okay. I was kind of having a hard time
understanding some of Dag’s comments is the thing
NI
He's an IDIOT. My bad π€£
SIGYN
Oh yeah. So now they have Sebastian's firms
contact information like officially
And Sebastian's actually talking to
somebody without hitting on them probably because he Sebastian right now and
not Serena but still
NI
Lol guess who's Haestons lap dog
-DEAD-
SIGYN
HAHAHAHA
Oh he's not serious? TOO BAD HE'S GETTING
CORRECTED ANYWAY LOL
(10:00 a.m.)
NI
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Haeston was already off he's not paying
attention.π
SIGYN
Hehehehe
also here's this rando just yelling at
Haeston for "no reason" because Haeston made a bad impression on
Serena XD
NI
-CACKLING-
BAHAHAHAHAHA
SIGYN
Oh yeah I'm being suspicious On Purples
NI, 10:43 a.m.
ROFL
SIGYN
Oh good it's working
NI
Lite not the good one lol
SIGYN
Ew
I'm on Sebastian on lite and Trent on the
good one
NI
Ahaha I figured you were doing something
like that lol
SIGYN
Is it Dag and Haeston feeding off each
other's energy? *Spazzing*
NI
Nah Dag and Bolton. π€£
SIGYN
Ohhhh
NI
Yeeaaa they're close so it's not shocking
lol
SIGYN
Yeah no I get it. Sebastian, Trent, and
Nathaniel have that dynamic too
NI
I mean if we do count them as a trio which
they are Haeston is definitely as close to them as he can be. Mainly Dagfinn.
But whereas Dag and Haeston grew up together
Haeston took Dagfinn under his wing so
there's much more a father like relationship there lol
(11:00 a.m.)
SIGYN
Ahh, makes sense
NI
Meanwhile Haeston and Bolton
Bahahaha sometimes they get along. Other
times they don't whatsoever π€£ππ€£
SIGYN
Sebastian and Trent have been attached at
the hip forever, excepting a few years where Trent followed Rebecca to New
Haven after she burned her professor/ex-lover's house down and got expelled
from Harvard
Trent and Nathaniel at first hated each
other but then became romantically involved
NI
Oh that's great AHAHAHAHA
SIGYN
and Sebastian and Nathaniel have a very
much love/hate/hate to love/love to hate relationship because they're jealous
of each other but they're both masochists
NI
Oh I'm dying we got a take shit personal
fuck!!!! -Dying- π
Oh yeah I feel like Haeston and Bolton are
like that sense they're similar in some areas and other sooo different
And Dags just in between them being pulled
back and forth ROFL
SIGYN
XD
Yeah so like, Sebastian is jealous of
Nathaniel for being Trent's first male lover
and Nathaniel is jealous of Sebastian
because of Xander, who loves the taste of Sebastian's blood enough to be his
boyfriend but claims Nathaniel isn't his type (sexually)
Poor Dag
NI
AHAHAHAHA he'll live he's probably just
laying there to stoned to care half the time ROFL
SIGYN
I mean
π€£π€£π€£π€£
Re Nathaniel
Canon!Nathaniel: "I
don't get rejected. I'm a white 10. I get approved for bank loans."
RP Nathaniel: wtf you turned me down but
you're sleeping with that frilly twink?
NI
BAHAHAHA omfg π
SIGYN
Sebastian is a hairsbreadth away from
asking Xander for a threesome with Nathaniel just to shut Nate up
And after recent events Nate was like "at least I didn't stake you! See? I'm totally a
good person!"
NI
Omfg that would be great. LMFAO
Had that happen last night with some others
actually. It was funny lol
SIGYN
...but he was sharpening bamboo skewers
menacingly at one point soooo doesn't count
NI
Oh jeez π€£
SIGYN
Yeahhh none of my boys take rejection well
Well, Trent canonically ignores rejection
and ✨acts as-if✨ to manifest love in his life. Law
of Attraction is never mentioned, but it's pretty clear that's what he's doing
Nathaniel is canonically perplexed and a
little bit pushy but mostly respectful; I write him as more pushy and sulky
...and obviously Sebastian will straight-up
stab a bitch
Alsooo
how are you feeling about drugs atm?
NI
Like I won't know until I get a bit more
coffee and the Midol kicks in lol
SIGYN
Oof, fair
Pester gotta pest tho
NI
And hopeful I avoid most of this ooc drama
in the process
Ahahaha you're always fine hun
SIGYN
oh no, more drama π
NI
I'm just bad at functioning with longer
stuff until later in the day sometimes.
And yeaaaaaa well. Some bitch is taking it
to RL heart her crushes are banging lol
SIGYN
uhhh, the... characters? Like she has
crushes on two characters who are banging? Or she has a crush on your character
that has extended to a crush on you?
NI
Yes hun....... This bitch is mad in rl over
characters
SIGYN
and super fair, good to know! I'm cool to
banter with whomever, whenever
no yes I got that
I'm prying XD
NI
Idk she might. She's said weird shit to me
and the other characters writer as well
SIGYN
*cringe*
NI
And of course! Well you're welcome to come
at Bolton or Dag somehow unless I spot something first lol
And yeah....... The other writer Is a gay
man she's tried to convince to be Bi
She's literally the worst kind of self-insert
slut
SIGYN
C R I N G E omfg
the WRITER?
oh that's not a good look
NI
Yeah....... Exactly
Writer D for drama tried convincing
Writer G for Gay
That he is BI even though we're all almost
thirty.
Bitch we all know what we are just cause
you identify as a slut lmfao
Meanwhile she's always hitting on me
randomly
SIGYN
oh noooo bruh
NI
Now mix that with she has an unhealthy
obsession with Bolton and Gs character John
And now they're hooking up
She's like over there losing her marbles
SIGYN
I flirt back and forth with cowriters I'm
friendly with, but we've known each other forever and we all know we're just
kidding
... yikes
Okay
I'ma do a Thing
NI
Yo right?
And okey!!! Hahahah
SIGYN
I'm going to passive aggressively troll her
Gotta metagame a bit tho so what does
Bolton like?
NI
Elaborate a bit more for us idiots in the
back. Dumb and Dumber are running the show today. π
I gather the passive aggressive trolling.
Just not what all you need on Bolton. Lol
SIGYN
Sebastian is going to show up and bring him
Something He Likes, to flirt (but not SERIOUSLY flirt because it's just me
trolling)
NI
Besides being a slut ......
He's an alcoholic party animal. π
While Dagfinns passed out in the floor
Boltons slamming shots to the song shots BAHAHAHAHA
SIGYN
Hmm...
NI
Not to mention he does have perfect body
syndrome as far as standards and a big head
Not hard to flirt with Bolton π
For anyone π
SIGYN
What's perfect body syndrome?
NI
Me making fun of him and making shit up
because he literally could be a model π€£
And I don't have many muses that perfect by
normal standards π
SIGYN
Left a very short and lazy starter on your
wall π
(12:00 p.m.)
NI
Ok awesome! Reply soon. Need to grab a
heating pad
SIGYN
OOF. That's why I'm glad weed is legal
here. I was up to a full gram in Naproxen on the first day.
NI
..........
And I actually believed it was a UTI
Guess I'll go die now π
SIGYN
oh no
Sorry, I assumed a thing
NI
Noooo it's fine I thought it was something
else
It's totally what you probably thought
Tag AHAHA
Fucking Bolton is a character I swear. π€£
SIGYN
brb rowing machine is free
NI
You're good. ❤️
SIGYN, 1:34 p.m.
Back and tag Bolton π
[snip tags back and forth]
SIGYN, 2:19 p.m.
HEHEHEHE
I'm living for this.
NI
Omfg me to. Bolton's a fucking card at this
point! Needs to be shuffled and delt with ππ€£π
Shit heads gone full porn star in one guy.
Just getting started on being a flirty slut
at Sebastian
And .... Said some very cruel things I'm
ashamed of him for saying to one girl even though I don't like her π
SIGYN
What did he say omg
NI
He told her to um.... Basically kill
herself but very cleverly.
I'm so not repeating it π
And all good AHAHAHAHA
SIGYN
Dude don't even worry about it. When I was
in trade school I used to tell people to kill themselves all the time
No wait, I used to tell people that they
should have been aborted or that they were the reason that I was pro-abortion
or something like that
The point is that I am a horrible person
and I will not judge you π€£
NI
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Ok fair. Yeah I'm the type
of person to watch the how to be emo video on YouTube and still laugh to this
day even though I was.
And still turn around and let slip
someone's trash π
And should see themselves out ROFL
SIGYN
I was suuuper emo, and sometimes still am,
but I have no problem informing a troublesome person of their inherent
worthlessness.
[snip tags back and forth]
(3:00 p.m.)
SIGYN
HEHEHEHE
NI
Oh my god Sebastian π
SIGYN
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
SEBASTIAN
what? Sex can be first aid
NI, 3:27 p.m.
It can be ROFL
SIGYN, 4:05 p.m.
[snip baby pic]
My mom was like "I
wish I could hold him and put ribbons in his hair" (she lives in
Switzerland, can't come to the States because... reasons)
4:21 p.m. - Loki: "I'm
more of a twink than you are."
NI
//ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Wtf. π€£
SIGYN
Loki defines a twink as "well basically in in Dark souls a twink is a
character that's a really low level that has very high level or high power
items so like right now I'm using really high level rings it's allow me to wear
pretty good armor despite my low level and so I got invaded by a guy who is
using the dark hand and was using like magic and technically I should have lost
and gotten my ass kicked but because I was I had health and so much like extra
stuff on me basically he couldn't really do much of anything to me cuz I was
more of a twink than he was"
NI
BAHAHAHAHAHA OK
That makes more sense now.
I was about to say. π€£ππ€£
SIGYN
I'm definitely more of a twink than he is
lol
NI
ROFL!!!!!
[snip tags back and forth]
NI, 4:47 p.m.
-DEAD-
Sebastian
"Hey where you goin give me that dick
back!!"
NI
BAHAHAHAHA
SIGYN
Yes exactly!
He's a HUGE slut, but he's like weirdly
shy?
idk the blushing thing... like, for Trent
it's appropriate even though Trent lost it sooner (27), because he's much purer
and associates sex with love
For Sebastian, it's... idk why he does it
but he does
NI
Oh a meant that he basically chased the
others hip movements ROFL
But yeah that was adorable to π€£
SIGYN
oh ye XD
"dick in throat
>:[ don't hold back—HEY!"
NI
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
SIGYN
NI
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
You kill me ROFL π€£
(5:00 p.m.)
SIGYN
Nyehehehehehe
All part of my master plan
[snip tag back and forth]
SIGYN, 7:49 p.m.
I think I replied? Maybe?
I did
I'm taking a lava bath
Epsom salt + super-duper hot water because
I almost dropped the baby I was supposed to be rocking to sleep
NI
Oh lord that's not good. Feel better!!!
And TAG
SIGYN
Oh thanks. I just hadn't been to the gym in
a while and I did a 90-minute workout
I'll be fine, just gotta build some muscle
and protein load
NI
Oh woah that's definitely pushing it lol
(8:00 p.m.)
SIGYN
Yes, but
I'm 5'4 and about 200 lbs (I was down to
the 190s BUT THEN)
8:23 p.m. – HAHAHAHA
He's more concerned about being overheard
by someone else
not so much with Bolton's reaction
NI
Oh I don't doubt that lol
SIGYN
I can imagine someone overhearing them and
using it later to call Serena/Sebastian out: "you
sound EXACTLY alike when you're fucking."
"Excuse me,
WHAT!?"
NI
Haeston
-DEAD-
SIGYN
Yis
NI
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Shit just killed me π€£
SEBASTIAN/SERENA
"You were LISTENING!? You
PERVERT!"
SIGYN
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
HAESTEN
"I'm always listening"
NI
⚰️
S/S
"You should try just getting some on
your own."
HAESTEN
"Oh I do all the time. Pros of working
with porn stars"
NI
-Triple Dead-
SEBASTIAN
"Congratulations. Why do you need to
listen in on others!?"
SIGYN
Keep in mind, this is coming from the guy
who
- watched his boyfriend have sex with
boyfriend's fiancΓ©e
- watched her have sex with 525601 dudes
in like 12 years before she found out about all the surveillance and asked him
to remove them
- and watched Trent and Rebecca's boyfriend
having sex with George and Mona (and of course Trent and Rebecca)
Okay so here's like another role playing beef because I'm Petty and judgmental
People who put out casting calls for
relationships rather than just letting them develop or whatever
Like I know you and I have you know talked
admin to admin and said like okay so Serena is going to bribe Sigefrid,
In Sebastian's going to hook up with Bolton
to troll Camry or whatever the fuck her name is
But like just saying Okay who wants to be
my daughter, who wants to be my baby mama, who wants to be my sibling, is kind
of cringe
NI
.......... Yeah see the ONLY time I'm ok
with this kind of shit is. "Want someone to
write parents, siblings" ok cool
Or
Maybe always check like "Hey if this doesn't turn into a ship eventually is
that cool? Ok cool"
But that shit right there is just
absolutely desperate
Oh or "Want
to do a one-night stand role"
Another one I'm ok with because let's be
honest. That stuff happens both in rl and books whatever to each his own look
at MY SLUT
But yeah no to..... Please force chemistry
with me. And please get my character pregnant even though we just me and....
There's a lot of fine lines people fucking
over cross
SIGYN
And this actually is not the only person
I've seen recently posting a casting call like that. I've seen them pretty much
constantly, usually from subpar role players who don't even use grammar and
punctuation. Like if I'm not using punctuation when in these long ass messages
and the words are kind of going all over the place, it's because I'm using
Google speakwrite and I don't always remember to say the punctuation. But I
only use it for either out of character messaging, banter, or if I'm
deliberately trying to mess up a reply and sound dumb on purpose because I
don't respect the other person or I'm trolling them
So I see a lot of these posts for casting
calls from various people and I don't know if they're all the same admin. I
just know that there's a lot of them, they're all awful, and it's always stuff
like every family member under the Sun and then you know romantic
relationships. The bosses, job employees, coworkers, thing doesn't bother me as
much but it's still a little bit annoying because your coworkers are going to
be whoever you work with in the job as prescribed either by your setting or if
you're starting your own business and then bringing people in. And if you want
to start a business and bring people in like that should be its own post and
not in a just ginormous casting call cuz you see the "see more"
thing. I didn't want to just screenshot everything that they were asking for
because that would mean I would have to read everything they were asking for
Honestly it's kind of the same energy as
when couples on tinder are looking for a third and they like state that in
their profile
I want a unicorn and I'm just going to
shoehorn you into this role without getting to know you
NI
Oh yo dude I KNOW. I think most of us REAL
writer see these and immediately just scoff and laugh. Like there's hardly even
information either!! Because these people are just illiterate one liner chumps
in most cases. But even if I wanted to one liner I'm not just going to join a
group I know NOTHING ABOUT
Jinx
ROFL!!!!
Like cool. All I know if your last name is
Spitzeldinkagetwatwaffle
ROFLMAO
Oh and you have a picture of a female with
fake titts as a profile pic
"Please write my
SON!"
Uuuhhhh how about no
SIGYN
...ma'am, are you planning on breastfeeding
him? Should I play an infant for you
Cuz I can flail around and spit up and poop
and cry and sleep, but that's not a very interesting character
NI
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! -DEAD-
SIGYN
I don't know I just feel like if there's a
couple and they have a son or daughter or a theybie
NI
Yeah seriously. Pretty MUCH! π€£
SIGYN
The thing is that the baby is pretty much
just an NPC
NI
Dude it IS
SIGYN
Google Speakwrite hates my accent
NI
Always has been. Like I have muses with
kids and one with an infant
I ALWAYS just write them
SIGYN
Oh here's another hint for Haeston π
Both Serena and Sebastian have the verbal
tick of saying oh gosh instead of oh God, because they're married to Lucifer
Morningstar
NI
The same way one would a dog or bartender
And omfg π€£π€£π€£π€£
SIGYN
Dude I would not be surprised if one of
these casting calls had like a pet or bartender. And not the kind of pet that
Serena is trying to be LOL
Oh yeah I'm slipping up on purpose and
dropping breadcrumbs because it's so much fun for me, but the only problem is
that I have the subtlety of a wrecking ball
There was this one plot line Bex and I did
where Nathaniel was dating Trent's sister who was being paid to date him. And
cat was dropping all of these hints about her older brother. They're from Iowa.
He went to Harvard. He's been in love with the same girl that he met at Harvard
like over a decade ago. He wears turtlenecks. It was the least subtle thing we
were just giggling inside chat because it was just so obvious, but Nate had
recently gotten out of the hospital from being completely fucking bodied by
Trent. So Nate was on these painkillers that muddled his brain, plus he was
developing a crush on Trent because Trent had given him a blowie while he was
incapacitated in the hospital.
So Nate just didn't get it and he just kind
of sat there being blonde and being an idiot and Cat was like, is he r etarded?
And then on their second date it actually
clicked for him he's like he put together all of the clues that she had dropped
and said oh my God you're Trent's sister
And both in and out of character we were
like gee no shit Sherlock what was your first clue
Just because I'm a MAJOR bitch:
(9:00 p.m.)
NI
Ok yeah I'm dead I can't π€£ππ€£
My bad got distracted wanting to actually
put my muse out of his misery as well as being a shoe ROFL!!!!!
Laughing so hard it hurts damn it!!!!
SIGYN
Nooo don't kill your muse
NI
Lol don't worry I won't let him. XD
SIGYN
Yay
NI
SEBASTIAN
that's not true
heroin.
BOLTON
Ey rather be able the live it the fuck up!
But to each his own
SIGYN
Oh yeah so it'd your turn on that one
NI
I know I'm stuffing my face π€£
I'll be on it soon lol
SIGYN
Oh! Aight
[snip tags back and forth]
(10:00 p.m.)
SIGYN
Are you feeling the drugs one, or not
tonight?
NI
I'm not entirely sure yet. Kind of one of
those only time will tell when my other muses pick back up. But don't worry too
much Sigefrids as I call them. One of my three king muses. If any of them do go
quiet it isn't very long at all before I can go back to them
SIGYN
Alrighty π
And I know my reply was mostly "boring
lawyer stuff" and not really all that relevant to the situation XD
NI
Oh it certainly wasn't your reply Hun.
Promise. Mine just at times slip off whether to make room for others or because
of my mood or a number of reasons. But they ALWAYS come back. And when it comes
to my lead muses well.... Longest they stay down is maybe a day or two. Then
they're right back as strong and loud as ever π€£
So UNLIKE for example Coco and Riz who are
currently hit or miss muses
Yeah you may get a reply at three am, or in
an hr or by noon tomorrow. π€£
He'll be back in no time AHAHAHA
SIGYN
Yay! :D
I'm happy to write with whichever of your
muses are active cause I like writing with you, but yeah, my muses have
their preferred "partners", so to speak
NI
Oh of course. I was actually thinking
moments ago in my head like how things would go when it came to Sigefrid and solely
didn't attempt to wake the damn bear cause Bolton actually IS a hit or miss
muse soooo
Gotta enjoy him while he lasts π€£
SIGYN
Yes π
and I AM enjoying the trollfest
NI
Oh I'm sure. BAHAHAHA
It's pretty amusing not even gonna lie lol
SIGYN
(tbh if I wasn't trolling Cambrie,
Sebastian would have gone "wait, no, I can't,
I have feelings for someone and I'm thinking about him and this feels
wrong", but he's a mischief bean so he's eating this up)
NI
//Well don't worry to much. Bolton's
literally probably my number one SLUT
Not to mention Sigefrid knows it so he'd
probably just be like wow Bolton? Have a good time? π
He'd so laugh if he ever found out ROFLMAO
SIGYN
//I mean, Sebastian isn't that concerned
with the bro code XD And he's a huge fucking slut
//but like ...if he can't stop thinking
about Carl when he's making out with Fred, he at least has the decency to stop
things with Fred before he screams Carl's name
//so I just toned it down to "accidentally slipping into femme mode, which he
NORMALLY doesn't do"
NI
-DEAD-
[snip personal conversation]
SIGYN, 11:36 p.m.
So is he trying to get Bash to lay back? Or
just pushing him onto the truck bed?
NI
He could really just lean backπ€£
/cutoff 12:00 a.m. PST; tbc
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