Friday, January 14, 2022

January 14, 2022 | Side chat x RP with Ni from Trent’s account, part 2

 SIGYN, 8:07 a.m.

OH you don't NEED a pharmacist? Okay, then how about a

HARMACIST

9:11 a.m. - LONG ASS TAG XD

enjoy reading about the boring life of a lawyer

9:44 a.m. - So like he's not saying that they'd be fired for fucking up, he's just saying that he's not going to represent his associates for fucking up.

The fact that he took the bar on acid is actually completely unrelated to that. It's just that he doesn't care if someone smokes in front of him

 

NI

Dude...... I'm aware of things. πŸ˜‚

That just wouldn't work lmfao

Dagfinn on the other hand thought Lawyers could arrest him BAHAHAHA

BAHAHAHA I'm still dying πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

Okay. I was kind of having a hard time understanding some of Dag’s comments is the thing

 

NI

He's an IDIOT. My bad 🀣

 

SIGYN

Oh yeah. So now they have Sebastian's firms contact information like officially

And Sebastian's actually talking to somebody without hitting on them probably because he Sebastian right now and not Serena but still

 

NI

Lol guess who's Haestons lap dog

-DEAD-

 

SIGYN

HAHAHAHA

Oh he's not serious? TOO BAD HE'S GETTING CORRECTED ANYWAY LOL

 

(10:00 a.m.)

 

NI

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Haeston was already off he's not paying attention.πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

Hehehehe

also here's this rando just yelling at Haeston for "no reason" because Haeston made a bad impression on Serena XD

 

NI

-CACKLING-

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

SIGYN

Oh yeah I'm being suspicious On Purples

 

NI, 10:43 a.m.

ROFL

 

SIGYN

Oh good it's working

 

NI

Lite not the good one lol

 

SIGYN

Ew

I'm on Sebastian on lite and Trent on the good one

 

NI

Ahaha I figured you were doing something like that lol

 

SIGYN

Is it Dag and Haeston feeding off each other's energy? *Spazzing*

 

NI

Nah Dag and Bolton. 🀣

 

SIGYN

Ohhhh

 

NI

Yeeaaa they're close so it's not shocking lol

 

SIGYN

Yeah no I get it. Sebastian, Trent, and Nathaniel have that dynamic too

 

NI

I mean if we do count them as a trio which they are Haeston is definitely as close to them as he can be. Mainly Dagfinn. But whereas Dag and Haeston grew up together

Haeston took Dagfinn under his wing so there's much more a father like relationship there lol

 

(11:00 a.m.)

 

SIGYN

Ahh, makes sense

 

NI

Meanwhile Haeston and Bolton

Bahahaha sometimes they get along. Other times they don't whatsoever πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

 

SIGYN

Sebastian and Trent have been attached at the hip forever, excepting a few years where Trent followed Rebecca to New Haven after she burned her professor/ex-lover's house down and got expelled from Harvard

Trent and Nathaniel at first hated each other but then became romantically involved

 

NI

Oh that's great AHAHAHAHA

 

SIGYN

and Sebastian and Nathaniel have a very much love/hate/hate to love/love to hate relationship because they're jealous of each other but they're both masochists

 

NI

Oh I'm dying we got a take shit personal fuck!!!! -Dying- πŸ˜‚

Oh yeah I feel like Haeston and Bolton are like that sense they're similar in some areas and other sooo different

And Dags just in between them being pulled back and forth ROFL

 

SIGYN

XD

Yeah so like, Sebastian is jealous of Nathaniel for being Trent's first male lover

and Nathaniel is jealous of Sebastian because of Xander, who loves the taste of Sebastian's blood enough to be his boyfriend but claims Nathaniel isn't his type (sexually)

Poor Dag

 

NI

AHAHAHAHA he'll live he's probably just laying there to stoned to care half the time ROFL

 

SIGYN

I mean

🀣🀣🀣🀣

Re Nathaniel

Canon!Nathaniel: "I don't get rejected. I'm a white 10. I get approved for bank loans."

RP Nathaniel: wtf you turned me down but you're sleeping with that frilly twink?

 

NI

BAHAHAHA omfg πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

Sebastian is a hairsbreadth away from asking Xander for a threesome with Nathaniel just to shut Nate up

And after recent events Nate was like "at least I didn't stake you! See? I'm totally a good person!"

 

NI

Omfg that would be great. LMFAO

Had that happen last night with some others actually. It was funny lol

 

SIGYN

...but he was sharpening bamboo skewers menacingly at one point soooo doesn't count

 

NI

Oh jeez 🀣

 

SIGYN

Yeahhh none of my boys take rejection well

Well, Trent canonically ignores rejection and acts as-if to manifest love in his life. Law of Attraction is never mentioned, but it's pretty clear that's what he's doing

Nathaniel is canonically perplexed and a little bit pushy but mostly respectful; I write him as more pushy and sulky

...and obviously Sebastian will straight-up stab a bitch

Alsooo

how are you feeling about drugs atm?

 

NI

Like I won't know until I get a bit more coffee and the Midol kicks in lol

 

SIGYN

Oof, fair

Pester gotta pest tho

 

NI

And hopeful I avoid most of this ooc drama in the process

Ahahaha you're always fine hun

 

SIGYN

oh no, more drama πŸ™

 

NI

I'm just bad at functioning with longer stuff until later in the day sometimes.

And yeaaaaaa well. Some bitch is taking it to RL heart her crushes are banging lol

 

SIGYN

uhhh, the... characters? Like she has crushes on two characters who are banging? Or she has a crush on your character that has extended to a crush on you?

 

NI

Yes hun....... This bitch is mad in rl over characters

 

SIGYN

and super fair, good to know! I'm cool to banter with whomever, whenever

no yes I got that

I'm prying XD

 

NI

Idk she might. She's said weird shit to me and the other characters writer as well

 

SIGYN

*cringe*

 

NI

And of course! Well you're welcome to come at Bolton or Dag somehow unless I spot something first lol

And yeah....... The other writer Is a gay man she's tried to convince to be Bi

She's literally the worst kind of self-insert slut

 

SIGYN

C R I N G E omfg

the WRITER?

oh that's not a good look

 

NI

Yeah....... Exactly

Writer D for drama tried convincing

Writer G for Gay

That he is BI even though we're all almost thirty.

Bitch we all know what we are just cause you identify as a slut lmfao

Meanwhile she's always hitting on me randomly

 

SIGYN

oh noooo bruh

 

NI

Now mix that with she has an unhealthy obsession with Bolton and Gs character John

And now they're hooking up

She's like over there losing her marbles

 

SIGYN

I flirt back and forth with cowriters I'm friendly with, but we've known each other forever and we all know we're just kidding

... yikes

Okay

I'ma do a Thing

 

NI

Yo right?

And okey!!! Hahahah

 

SIGYN

I'm going to passive aggressively troll her

Gotta metagame a bit tho so what does Bolton like?

 

NI

Elaborate a bit more for us idiots in the back. Dumb and Dumber are running the show today. πŸ˜‚

I gather the passive aggressive trolling.

Just not what all you need on Bolton. Lol

 

SIGYN

Sebastian is going to show up and bring him Something He Likes, to flirt (but not SERIOUSLY flirt because it's just me trolling)

 

NI

Besides being a slut ......

He's an alcoholic party animal. πŸ˜‚

While Dagfinns passed out in the floor Boltons slamming shots to the song shots BAHAHAHAHA

 

SIGYN

Hmm...

 

NI

Not to mention he does have perfect body syndrome as far as standards and a big head

Not hard to flirt with Bolton πŸ˜‚

For anyone πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

What's perfect body syndrome?

 

NI

Me making fun of him and making shit up because he literally could be a model 🀣

And I don't have many muses that perfect by normal standards πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

Left a very short and lazy starter on your wall 😈

 

(12:00 p.m.)

 

NI

Ok awesome! Reply soon. Need to grab a heating pad

 

SIGYN

OOF. That's why I'm glad weed is legal here. I was up to a full gram in Naproxen on the first day.

 

NI

..........

And I actually believed it was a UTI

Guess I'll go die now πŸ˜…

 

SIGYN

oh no

Sorry, I assumed a thing

 

NI

Noooo it's fine I thought it was something else

It's totally what you probably thought

Tag AHAHA

Fucking Bolton is a character I swear. 🀣

 

SIGYN

brb rowing machine is free

 

NI

You're good. ❤️

 

SIGYN, 1:34 p.m.

Back and tag Bolton πŸ˜€

 

[snip tags back and forth]

 

SIGYN, 2:19 p.m.

HEHEHEHE

I'm living for this.

 

NI

Omfg me to. Bolton's a fucking card at this point! Needs to be shuffled and delt with πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Shit heads gone full porn star in one guy.

Just getting started on being a flirty slut at Sebastian

And .... Said some very cruel things I'm ashamed of him for saying to one girl even though I don't like her πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

What did he say omg

 

NI

He told her to um.... Basically kill herself but very cleverly.

I'm so not repeating it πŸ˜‚

And all good AHAHAHAHA

 

SIGYN

Dude don't even worry about it. When I was in trade school I used to tell people to kill themselves all the time

No wait, I used to tell people that they should have been aborted or that they were the reason that I was pro-abortion or something like that

The point is that I am a horrible person and I will not judge you 🀣

 

NI

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Ok fair. Yeah I'm the type of person to watch the how to be emo video on YouTube and still laugh to this day even though I was.

And still turn around and let slip someone's trash πŸ˜‚

And should see themselves out ROFL

 

SIGYN

I was suuuper emo, and sometimes still am, but I have no problem informing a troublesome person of their inherent worthlessness.

 

[snip tags back and forth]

 

(3:00 p.m.)

 

SIGYN

HEHEHEHE

 

NI

Oh my god Sebastian πŸ˜‚

 

SIGYN

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

 

SEBASTIAN

what? Sex can be first aid

 

NI, 3:27 p.m.

It can be ROFL

 

SIGYN, 4:05 p.m.

[snip baby pic]

My mom was like "I wish I could hold him and put ribbons in his hair" (she lives in Switzerland, can't come to the States because... reasons)

4:21 p.m. - Loki: "I'm more of a twink than you are."

 

NI

//ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Wtf. 🀣

 

SIGYN

Loki defines a twink as "well basically in in Dark souls a twink is a character that's a really low level that has very high level or high power items so like right now I'm using really high level rings it's allow me to wear pretty good armor despite my low level and so I got invaded by a guy who is using the dark hand and was using like magic and technically I should have lost and gotten my ass kicked but because I was I had health and so much like extra stuff on me basically he couldn't really do much of anything to me cuz I was more of a twink than he was"

 

NI

BAHAHAHAHAHA OK

That makes more sense now.

I was about to say. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

 

SIGYN

I'm definitely more of a twink than he is lol

 

NI

ROFL!!!!!

 

[snip tags back and forth]

 

NI, 4:47 p.m.

-DEAD-

 

Sebastian

 "Hey where you goin give me that dick back!!"

 

NI

BAHAHAHAHA

 

SIGYN

Yes exactly!

He's a HUGE slut, but he's like weirdly shy?

idk the blushing thing... like, for Trent it's appropriate even though Trent lost it sooner (27), because he's much purer and associates sex with love

For Sebastian, it's... idk why he does it but he does

 

NI

Oh a meant that he basically chased the others hip movements ROFL

But yeah that was adorable to 🀣

 

SIGYN

oh ye XD

"dick in throat >:[ don't hold back—HEY!"

 

NI

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

SIGYN


NI

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

You kill me ROFL 🀣

 

(5:00 p.m.)

 

SIGYN

Nyehehehehehe

All part of my master plan

 

[snip tag back and forth]

 

SIGYN, 7:49 p.m.

I think I replied? Maybe?

I did

I'm taking a lava bath

Epsom salt + super-duper hot water because I almost dropped the baby I was supposed to be rocking to sleep

 

NI

Oh lord that's not good. Feel better!!!

And TAG

 

SIGYN

Oh thanks. I just hadn't been to the gym in a while and I did a 90-minute workout

I'll be fine, just gotta build some muscle and protein load

 

NI

Oh woah that's definitely pushing it lol

 

(8:00 p.m.)

 

SIGYN

Yes, but

I'm 5'4 and about 200 lbs (I was down to the 190s BUT THEN)

8:23 p.m. – HAHAHAHA

He's more concerned about being overheard by someone else

not so much with Bolton's reaction

 

NI

Oh I don't doubt that lol

 

SIGYN

I can imagine someone overhearing them and using it later to call Serena/Sebastian out: "you sound EXACTLY alike when you're fucking."

"Excuse me, WHAT!?"

 

NI

Haeston

-DEAD-

 

SIGYN

Yis

 

NI

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Shit just killed me 🀣

 

SEBASTIAN/SERENA

"You were LISTENING!? You PERVERT!"

 

SIGYN

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

 

HAESTEN

"I'm always listening"

 

NI

⚰️

 

S/S

"You should try just getting some on your own."

 

HAESTEN

"Oh I do all the time. Pros of working with porn stars"

 

NI

-Triple Dead-

 

SEBASTIAN

"Congratulations. Why do you need to listen in on others!?"

 

SIGYN

Keep in mind, this is coming from the guy who

- watched his boyfriend have sex with boyfriend's fiancΓ©e

- watched her have sex with 525601 dudes in like 12 years before she found out about all the surveillance and asked him to remove them

- and watched Trent and Rebecca's boyfriend having sex with George and Mona (and of course Trent and Rebecca)

Okay so here's like another role playing beef because I'm Petty and judgmental


People who put out casting calls for relationships rather than just letting them develop or whatever

Like I know you and I have you know talked admin to admin and said like okay so Serena is going to bribe Sigefrid,

In Sebastian's going to hook up with Bolton to troll Camry or whatever the fuck her name is

But like just saying Okay who wants to be my daughter, who wants to be my baby mama, who wants to be my sibling, is kind of cringe

 

NI

.......... Yeah see the ONLY time I'm ok with this kind of shit is. "Want someone to write parents, siblings" ok cool

Or

Maybe always check like "Hey if this doesn't turn into a ship eventually is that cool? Ok cool"

But that shit right there is just absolutely desperate

Oh or "Want to do a one-night stand role"

Another one I'm ok with because let's be honest. That stuff happens both in rl and books whatever to each his own look at MY SLUT

But yeah no to..... Please force chemistry with me. And please get my character pregnant even though we just me and....

There's a lot of fine lines people fucking over cross

 

SIGYN

And this actually is not the only person I've seen recently posting a casting call like that. I've seen them pretty much constantly, usually from subpar role players who don't even use grammar and punctuation. Like if I'm not using punctuation when in these long ass messages and the words are kind of going all over the place, it's because I'm using Google speakwrite and I don't always remember to say the punctuation. But I only use it for either out of character messaging, banter, or if I'm deliberately trying to mess up a reply and sound dumb on purpose because I don't respect the other person or I'm trolling them

So I see a lot of these posts for casting calls from various people and I don't know if they're all the same admin. I just know that there's a lot of them, they're all awful, and it's always stuff like every family member under the Sun and then you know romantic relationships. The bosses, job employees, coworkers, thing doesn't bother me as much but it's still a little bit annoying because your coworkers are going to be whoever you work with in the job as prescribed either by your setting or if you're starting your own business and then bringing people in. And if you want to start a business and bring people in like that should be its own post and not in a just ginormous casting call cuz you see the "see more" thing. I didn't want to just screenshot everything that they were asking for because that would mean I would have to read everything they were asking for

Honestly it's kind of the same energy as when couples on tinder are looking for a third and they like state that in their profile

I want a unicorn and I'm just going to shoehorn you into this role without getting to know you

 

NI

Oh yo dude I KNOW. I think most of us REAL writer see these and immediately just scoff and laugh. Like there's hardly even information either!! Because these people are just illiterate one liner chumps in most cases. But even if I wanted to one liner I'm not just going to join a group I know NOTHING ABOUT

Jinx

ROFL!!!!

Like cool. All I know if your last name is Spitzeldinkagetwatwaffle

ROFLMAO

Oh and you have a picture of a female with fake titts as a profile pic

"Please write my SON!"

Uuuhhhh how about no


SIGYN

...ma'am, are you planning on breastfeeding him? Should I play an infant for you

Cuz I can flail around and spit up and poop and cry and sleep, but that's not a very interesting character

 

NI

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! -DEAD-

 

SIGYN

I don't know I just feel like if there's a couple and they have a son or daughter or a theybie

 

NI

Yeah seriously. Pretty MUCH! 🀣

 

SIGYN

The thing is that the baby is pretty much just an NPC

 

NI

Dude it IS

 

SIGYN

Google Speakwrite hates my accent

 

NI

Always has been. Like I have muses with kids and one with an infant

I ALWAYS just write them

 

SIGYN

Oh here's another hint for Haeston πŸ˜‰

Both Serena and Sebastian have the verbal tick of saying oh gosh instead of oh God, because they're married to Lucifer Morningstar

 

NI

The same way one would a dog or bartender

And omfg 🀣🀣🀣🀣

 

SIGYN

Dude I would not be surprised if one of these casting calls had like a pet or bartender. And not the kind of pet that Serena is trying to be LOL

Oh yeah I'm slipping up on purpose and dropping breadcrumbs because it's so much fun for me, but the only problem is that I have the subtlety of a wrecking ball

There was this one plot line Bex and I did where Nathaniel was dating Trent's sister who was being paid to date him. And cat was dropping all of these hints about her older brother. They're from Iowa. He went to Harvard. He's been in love with the same girl that he met at Harvard like over a decade ago. He wears turtlenecks. It was the least subtle thing we were just giggling inside chat because it was just so obvious, but Nate had recently gotten out of the hospital from being completely fucking bodied by Trent. So Nate was on these painkillers that muddled his brain, plus he was developing a crush on Trent because Trent had given him a blowie while he was incapacitated in the hospital.

So Nate just didn't get it and he just kind of sat there being blonde and being an idiot and Cat was like, is he r etarded?

And then on their second date it actually clicked for him he's like he put together all of the clues that she had dropped and said oh my God you're Trent's sister

And both in and out of character we were like gee no shit Sherlock what was your first clue

Just because I'm a MAJOR bitch:

(9:00 p.m.)

 

NI

Ok yeah I'm dead I can't πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

My bad got distracted wanting to actually put my muse out of his misery as well as being a shoe ROFL!!!!!

Laughing so hard it hurts damn it!!!!

 

SIGYN

Nooo don't kill your muse

 

NI

Lol don't worry I won't let him. XD

 

SIGYN

Yay


NI

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

SEBASTIAN

that's not true

heroin.

 

BOLTON

Ey rather be able the live it the fuck up! But to each his own

 

SIGYN

Oh yeah so it'd your turn on that one

 

NI

I know I'm stuffing my face 🀣

I'll be on it soon lol

 

SIGYN

Oh! Aight

 

[snip tags back and forth]

 

(10:00 p.m.)

 

SIGYN

Are you feeling the drugs one, or not tonight?

 

NI

I'm not entirely sure yet. Kind of one of those only time will tell when my other muses pick back up. But don't worry too much Sigefrids as I call them. One of my three king muses. If any of them do go quiet it isn't very long at all before I can go back to them

 

SIGYN

Alrighty 😊

And I know my reply was mostly "boring lawyer stuff" and not really all that relevant to the situation XD

 

NI

Oh it certainly wasn't your reply Hun. Promise. Mine just at times slip off whether to make room for others or because of my mood or a number of reasons. But they ALWAYS come back. And when it comes to my lead muses well.... Longest they stay down is maybe a day or two. Then they're right back as strong and loud as ever 🀣

So UNLIKE for example Coco and Riz who are currently hit or miss muses

Yeah you may get a reply at three am, or in an hr or by noon tomorrow. 🀣

He'll be back in no time AHAHAHA

 

SIGYN

Yay! :D

I'm happy to write with whichever of your muses are active cause I like writing with you, but yeah, my muses have their preferred "partners", so to speak

 

NI

Oh of course. I was actually thinking moments ago in my head like how things would go when it came to Sigefrid and solely didn't attempt to wake the damn bear cause Bolton actually IS a hit or miss muse soooo

Gotta enjoy him while he lasts 🀣

 

SIGYN

Yes 😈

and I AM enjoying the trollfest

 

NI

Oh I'm sure. BAHAHAHA

It's pretty amusing not even gonna lie lol

 

SIGYN

(tbh if I wasn't trolling Cambrie, Sebastian would have gone "wait, no, I can't, I have feelings for someone and I'm thinking about him and this feels wrong", but he's a mischief bean so he's eating this up)

 

NI

//Well don't worry to much. Bolton's literally probably my number one SLUT

Not to mention Sigefrid knows it so he'd probably just be like wow Bolton? Have a good time? πŸ˜‚

He'd so laugh if he ever found out ROFLMAO

 

SIGYN

//I mean, Sebastian isn't that concerned with the bro code XD And he's a huge fucking slut

//but like ...if he can't stop thinking about Carl when he's making out with Fred, he at least has the decency to stop things with Fred before he screams Carl's name

//so I just toned it down to "accidentally slipping into femme mode, which he NORMALLY doesn't do"

 

NI

-DEAD-


[snip personal conversation]

 

SIGYN, 11:36 p.m.

So is he trying to get Bash to lay back? Or just pushing him onto the truck bed?

 

NI

He could really just lean back🀣

 

/cutoff 12:00 a.m. PST; tbc

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