"Ouch..... " ~Sigefrid
"I Kinda wanna try them.... But then
kinda not" ~Skorpa
"You have issues. My dick just inverted
seeing this" ~Sigefrid
"Mine too...." ~Dagfinn
Serena: ... Yeah, I don't know why there's
a market for this.
"Clearly because of freaks like
Skorpa" ~Sigefrid
"Hey! Rude...." ~Skorpa
"Nice." Serena fist bumped
Sigefrid reflexively.
"Spicy hot things and my mouth, do not
mix." Becca snorted.
Serena: I don't think it's for your mouth.
Becca: "It is if the condom is
flavored. Means I'm sucking him off while....nevermind." She chuckled and
bites her lip.
Serena: ...that's...not how I used it when
I was drunk.
"Spicy hot things and my pussy or my
ass CERTAINLY don't mix either!" Becca died.
"That's not at all what crossed my
mind" Skorpa started but then immediately looked away to hide a smirk.
"Freeeaaaakkk" Sigefrids voice
whispered mockingly.
Serena: On a not at all related note,
Nathaniel needs some more aloe gel.
Becca: "You ever accidently had Tiger
Balm rubbed down there? Holy shit! No thank you!" She made a face.
"Ewee...tell him to stop shrugging the slug so much."
Serena: "N-no, it's because he fucked
me while he was wearing that."
Becca: "when did he do that?"
Serena: "...uh, last night?
Obviously?"
Becca looks behind her where the other
muses are resting and sees George blink and then severely frown. "I think
he heard you.."
Serena shrugged. "I borrowed him for
the night. What's the big deal? We've been fucking for a couple months, and I
know George knew about it."
"If you say so." Becca shrugged.
Wasn't her business.
Serena: "I do. And why did you say
anything? You and your kids just gotta butt into everything now, innit? Also… What
do you mean "accidentally"? Tiger Balm is my preferred lubricant.
Wimp."
"Yeah I'm gonna go see my freak self
out of this conversation. Good day normies!" Skorpa mused smartly as he
got up and simply started off trying not to laugh.
Becca: "DARE I even ask where your
delightful,twisted, brilliant mind went? HEY! WAIT! NOW I REALLY WANNA
KNOW!"
"Hey, Skorpa! Try using a Listerine
pocket pack on your bellend!" Serena called after him, cackling
"Hey Serena try shoving a hot Cheeto
up your pee hole" Skorpa called over his shoulder back at her all but
ignoring Becca
"Have you DONE THAT!!!?" Sigefrid
actually jaw dropping like he's gone into shock.
Serena: "You first, buddy boy!"
To Sigefrid, she said, "Me? The
PocketPak? Yes. It was delightful."
"I am learning SO much!" Becca
laughed hard and shook her head. Hopping up to follow cause now she was
intrigued.
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