Friday, January 7, 2022

January 7, 2022 | A Warrant to Poop

 

Trent: *knocks on the door*

Riz: Come back with a warrant!

Trent: ...to poop?

Riz: "No for that you need a citizenship. This toilet’s American!"

Trent: "I'm from Iowa! All we have is Americans!"

Riz: "You SURE? Where's your papers?! You look German bitch!"

Trent: "Do I sound German?"

Riz: "Well no but.... You know what you're white anyway you fucks don't even need papers!"

Trent: "Yeah, exactly! I'm a red-blooded white American and I want to use the bathroom!"

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