"Nice tigglebitties" ~Halfdan
"Please put them away now" 👌 ~Harald
"oOoOO one with real titts YES!"
~Halfdan
Trent: *tsks at Harald and laughs with the
other two*
And then, about a year and a half later,
THIS happens! Yes, I just rolled out from under her bed. That's true love for
you ʕ◕ᴗ◕✿ʔ
"Were you UNDER HER BED!!?"
Halfdan asked busting out laughing.
Harald literally just looking more
disgusted and disturbed than amused.
"Ok the girl’s version made my ears
bleed... Oh gawd" ~Halfdan
Trent: "Yes, of course. She doesn't
lock her window. I've told her before, I'm worried about her security."
"Why hide though?" Halfdan asked
now seeming to think about it.
"Because he's a creep. Duh"
Harald scoffed, nose slightly scrunching up.
"Well, usually I wait until after
she's asleep so I can borrow her socks and panties and fish for used-- you
know, that's actually not important. I just couldn't resist making myself known
right then, though. She's so adorable when she's surprised! Oh, we're engaged
now." Trent grinned from ear to ear.
"Yes but why not just...."
Halfdan started to ask still not getting why the other wasn't just grabbing her
up and calling it a day.
"Because some of us don't want them
screaming and crying the ENTIRE way through. This man though admittedly creepy
simply had other methods" Harald cut his little brother off quickly before
sort of scoffing and shaking his head. "I'm going to bed. You both have
issues"
"Wanna cuddle?" Halfdan called
after him all the while snickering away.
"No... " Harald growled back over
his shoulder before vanishing from sight finally.
Not knowing they were brothers, Trent
smiled and said, "Aww, I cuddle with my best friend, too. And uh... I try
to be expedient and careful, 'cause he-- my best friend, who is also my
lawyer-- doesn't want me on the hook for some things that are apparently
crimes? I don't know. Rules are weird. How do you deal with lady issues?"
"Yeah he doesn't let me usually... But
his reaction is worth it" Halfdan replied with a snort before looking back
to the other and snickering. "I stick my dick up her ass and slit her
throat afterwards. I have ninety-nine problems but a tight pair of lips isn't
one of them" He replied with a rather cruelly sadistic smirk as he moved
to take a few steps back to follow after the other who'd left. "Night
night titty boy!"
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