Serena x Sigefrid: "I can't find my vibrator."

Serena: "I can't find my vibrator."

 

"My condolences..... I think?" Sigefrid stated shooting the other a bit of a confused expression then sat back glancing to his little brother as he tried to play off being more weirded out than he probably was at the point. "Weirdos huh?" He commented with a snicker. Of course Erik was still looking at the stranger like they'd grown six heads and soon slowly shook his head in disbelief. "Yeah, not sure I'm even awake enough for this kind of shit yet" Erik replied making a bit of a face before his eyes met Sigefrid’s and they both actually sort of snickered.

 

"Come on, help me out," Serena urged, kneeling between Sigefrid's knees. "Please?"

 

"How does that help you!??" Sigefrid snapped as he looked down at her and quickly moved to scoot away shooting her a glare. Both men had rather quickly stopped laughing and now Erik was giving him a questionable sort of look.

"No I seriously don't know this bitch Erik!" He snapped at the other looking a fair shade of annoyed at this point.

"Kick her...." Erik finally suggested as he stifled a bit of a laugh again at the current situation.

 

Serena climbed up on to the sofa and straddled Sigefrid's lap, pinning his shoulders down with her hands. She turned to his brother.

"Erik? Nice to meet you. I'm Serena. Well... I have another name, but I don't normally use it when I'm picking up men. And I disagree with Sigefrid. We knew each other... for about ten seconds. I'm here to make it an even twenty." She smirked.

 

Sigefrid gave Erik a bit of a look and Erik seemed to frown in response. Looking at the female a bit suspiciously.

"You know I could be wrong but even if he does know you... Don't think he's interested" Erik stated pointedly arms moving over his chest as he watched her. By this point Sigefrid just looked a shade frustrated and cast her a bit of a glare.

"You seriously need to leave. I'm not into manipulative bitches remember" He growled a bit up at her before moving his good hand to grab one of her wrists and shove her backwards.

"So you do know her then?" Erik added giving Sigefrid a bit of a look in question now. Head tilting to the side. Honestly, his own brother confused him sometimes and now was definitely one of those moments.

"It's a long story... But yeah. The bitch keeps coming back" He growled lowly shooting Serene a cold look again.

 

Serena barely lost balance and remained in his lap, but she shoved him back in response. "You know, I've been nice to you," she said, "despite how unkind you've been to me. I even healed your shoulder. I didn't have to offer you that. I'm actually not really supposed to share the piece of divinity that was gifted to me."

She leaned in close and whispered in his ear, on the side where Erik couldn't easily hear her, "It would mean the world to me if you did this willingly, but Loki help me, I have no issue with forcing you. You think I was manipulative earlier? I never actually lied to you. You just didn't know the things I'm not in the habit of disclosing to new lovers."

She sat up straight and turned to face Erik again. "Looks like he's not exactly a paragon of honesty, either. It's not a long story. I picked him up in a bar. He was really into it at first, realized I'm a drag queen, and freaked out. It's that simple. But he did say if I'd told him, he wasn't that picky. And now he knows, and I healed the stab wound I gave him, so I really just don't understand why he's still being so mean."

 

Sigefrid gritted his teeth as he stared up at her. Jaw tensing furiously. This bitch was very seriously insane, and he honestly just wanted to throw her across the damn table right about now. That desire only worsened as she moved to begin whispering into his ear. Who the hell did she think she was!?

"Go fuck yourself!" He snapped almost immediately before she'd turned and now probably did the MOST annoying thing she could have. Now she was going on and on to Erik as if he'd fucking understand and have sympathy!? Well maybe not in the way she hoped for so there also probably wasn't a better person she could have said that to at the same time.

Sitting there Erik began to frown. A look of concern crossing his face as he heard what the female, or not a female was saying. As if this was just some NORMAL argument!?

"You stabbed my brother...," he stated and seemed to for a moment look a shade angry. However taking a slow breath and mentally trying to remember some of his old training he slowly moved to stand and moved around the small circular table, so he was a bit close. "How about this. You leave. Right now.... I'll talk to him. Maybe he'll listen to me. Yeah? It's worth a shot because very evidently he's not too keen to keep listening to you right now. And I can usually convince him of most things" He added giving her a bit more of an empathic look as he tried to ignore Sigefrid now glaring a bit at him.

 

"I can't," she replied to Sigefrid, "I don't have my vibrator. My husband is overseeing things at his club, my vampire hasn't fed on me for a while, and my best friend recently exiled me. I'm lonely," she said softly.

Then at Erik's words, she nodded. "Yes, I stabbed him in the shoulder when he was mean to me. Then I apologized, and offered to bandage it, and later I healed him completely."

She knew full well Erik was probably just trying to pacify her and get her to leave, but on the chance that he really was going to try to convince Sigefrid to give her another chance in bed, she nodded, kissed both men on the cheek, then rose and left, glancing back forlornly at Sigefrid as she exited the room.

 

"Thank you. We'll be in touch" Erik added gently as she moved to finally leave. Well that had been a bit easier than he'd thought and he finally let out a slow breath. Casting Sigefrid a serious look finally. "You're an idiot...," he whispered in frustration.

"Yup.... I'm very aware" Sigefrid muttered looking a heavy shade of gloom and doom now as he moved to run a hand over his face.